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Collegenews:
2011 far o.
You should try and visit them biko.
Thought as much, I have always known NIMC can't pay your bills.
I believe you are in South Africa not just for vacation then.

When next I'm in Nigeria, I am bringing them over.
About SA, even if it was for vacation, it is getting to 6 months already. There has to be more for sure.

Collegenews:
Eyah! You people are trying for mumsy and her.
The kind of children every parent prays for.
Hope you do go check on them?
How do you cope with NIMC? That pay isn't juicy at all.

I haven't even see them since I left Ghana in 2011. Technology got us sha.
NIMC na just bonus na, that pay can't even last a week. I got a lot going on abeg, no one depends on salary.

Collegenews:
Oni means mum right?
Mehhhmn! Sorry for your Dad's demise.
Let her enjoy her shine biko. She stays in Nigeria or Ghana?

Sorry ke? It has been over 20 years already.
Of course we don't have an option, she has to enjoy the shine.

She grew up in Naija like all of us but Oni wasn't feeling the country anymore few years after she lost Dad, she needed her extended ones around so we had to send them back to Ghana. That is where they stay now.
Oni means mom, you got it.

Collegenews:
She is lucky fr. What are you? First born?

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Of course I'm earning my keep but things weren't always like this. I lost everything in 2017, had to start from the scratch all again. Those days were hell mehn, none of them could save my day.
I am over it already sha.

Eyah sorry for that. Glad you came out finer and better. That is the beauty of it all, I am happier you are over it too.

Yeah. I am the first born, she was just 3 years when Dad died. No way we can leave her all to oni. She is abusing everything tho, what to do?

Collegenews:
It isn't even about how it panned out.
It is the connection and the way the conversation reeks of assurance that you were going to bail her out.
I have older siblings, can't even remember when they have ever saved my ass.
Besides, it was all shades of sweetness and strictness.
You corrected her, she adjusted, hailed you, tabled her quest, she got it, she rubbed it on your face, you found out and you still were cool with it.
Lmao.
I fell for that.

Damn Man!!!
You are so fire with analysis.
I don't even know what to say.
In few relatable terms. Blood begets blood, shits happen but we still are down for each other.
She is the last born by the way.

You don't look like you need anyone to save your ass tho. You are earning your keep.

Collegenews:
Lol. I dig that.
80k isn't a small money tho, I admire how elderly you handled her.
Respect.

Don't even judge with that.
You think it always turns out that way?

Collegenews:
That was why you snapped your sister out of it?
talking about your diary.

Yeah sort of.
Hers was even obviously fake, like I knew she needed money. She does that every time.
But regardless of why the appraisals are being dished out, I am not interested.

Collegenews:
You don't like being appraised?

I am not down for any unnecessary sugar talks.

Collegenews:
Alright.
You have a good heart tho.
I believe you understand what this means.

Story.

Collegenews:
True.
Not sure the other one has a diary tho.

It doesn't have to be diary na, anywhere.
Here, dormant thread, wherever.
I prefer you initiate the conversation on a dormant thread tho, it can be easily tracked and confirmed that way.

Collegenews:
Okay na.
I will cc you when it's done.
How will you confirm tho?

Will they be foolish to collect free money and not write about it?

Collegenews:
I am a man of my word. If I won't do it I won't accede.

Deal is deal, it isn't tied to integrity.
When you fulfill your part of the deal, we will settle and do all that is needful.

Collegenews:
Farida ma pa mi na.
The parcel I never got. The one that caused the whole rift.

Lol. Okay but not now.
When the deal is settled.

Collegenews:
Stop it! The gods are not to be blamed nor cursed.
Now I can finally get what I missed out on?

What could that be?

Collegenews:
The gods don't fail.
There must be a reason.
They made this restitution happen.

Lol. Yeah we can't get married? That is the sweetest confusion I have ever seen on here.

Those gods must be some worthless piece of scammers then.
That can be so sweet for real.

Collegenews:
That is fair enough. I will PM J but will wait till May comes online to get the other moniker.
We can now get married?

8:15 has passed, your gods failed you?

Yeah we can't get married.

Collegenews:
I know right.
So what is your deal, you insist?

Yeah I insist but 5-5k instead.

Collegenews:
What is this one na?
Be serious.

I'm being serious.
You know I don't need your money na.

Collegenews:
That is cheating na. It is you not them. May asked me to send Joyxxxx the money for her birthday gift and I declined. I don't do that fr.

Keep your money then.

Collegenews:
Lol.
You first wrote 15k. Lmao!
No wahala. How would you get it?

Lol. You saw that?
You aren't sending it to me.
Send 10k to Jo****er and 10k to that lady May paid for her son's surgery. Can't remember her moniker.

Collegenews:
Of course I did.
We were talking about redemption.
We need to be cool.

Yeah Yeah.
20k!!

Collegenews:
Lol. That is me fr.
I was a one man gang, just doing my thing. trolling.

You really must deserve the ban then.

Collegenews:
I am not him fr.
The siggy is another charade. My main is banned.

5 Months and 10 days and you weren't following anyone? 12k posts and you didn't create even a single topic? That is strange.


Seen that before tho, when you replied EG back in diary 's chatroom

Collegenews:
Wait wait!!!

You really do believe I am SxxxxxxZ??

Who wouldn't?

Collegenews:
Actually, I'm not a blogger. It is all a charade.
Didn't want to have any link to my former moniker.

It doesn't add up.
Your siggy sells you out na.

Collegenews:
You are doing a size up.
With that you will know what I can afford.

That is true in a way.
But I still do need the answer.

Collegenews:
Haha

I can see through this question.

It won't work on me.

What do you think I'm tryna do?

Collegenews:
I am so ready.
The gods want it this way.

Before that, what is the rationale behind this your moniker? Are you a blogger?

Collegenews:
Will you let me go green?

Shadow is fine.
Really wanna pay the price?

Collegenews:
I could have maintained my stance by still trying to impress but I did apologize instantly. I realised I crossed the red line after I clicked on submit!!
I didn't even hide it, I made it known right there.
You aren't the type that takes things like this too personally now. I could remember you laughed it off.
Please consider this an open and a follow up apology.
Let me make it up to you, whatever you want I do.
Swears.

Shadow redemption you said?

Collegenews:
Prince scolded me already and there right then I withdrew my statement.
I knew and know I effed big time.
I am sorry. Now I'm being fucking serious.
Should I drop a post of apology in my diary? Overt enough? EG goat your consideration despite all, I deserve better. Please Farida!!

I insulted EG and he didn't even reply unless when May was involved. You and I were cool from the early start and whatever EG might have said was to me a random slur. He didn't take my civility for granted. I fucking stood up for you man, I courteously advised you to stand down as you were gonna end up amassing enmities. You rubbed that shit on my face.

Collegenews:
You were too damn fast man!
I deserve a redemption even if it's a shadow one.

Redemption comes at a price, shadow or shallow.
You can't pull me down overtly and come here to seek redemption.