₦airaland Forum

obaaderemi:
I don't need beyond a java phone to fvck you up,KiberaMonkey. Stop grasping at straws.

The grammatical expression you bolded is perfect. All the same, it is pathetic how you have allowed yourself to be led to play my little game.You just proved it that I am your handler.

Stop making it about me Obaboon. Are you so pathetic you live your life for me? People buy decent phones because they can and should. You mean I have whipped you so bad everything you do in life must be about me? It's simple, you are broke.

It is not the grammar that is bad Obaboon, it is your understanding of mine. Keep proving my point about you needing English classes.

obaaderemi:
Hahahaha Stop holding your empty head in your smelly hand. If you are tired of life,go and die elsewhere, you frustrated red-mouthed KiberaMonkey.

I'm facepalming at your idiocy and predictability Mr. Obaboon. For once think slightly better than a baboon.

obaaderemi:
I would easily murder you with a cheap Java phone.

PS: Opera Mini is an app. Even Iphones carry it,you idiotic KiberaMonkey. There is nothing like Opera Mini phone.

It is an app for poor people. What would you know anyway? Who uses a 3G phone in 2019.

The bolded part is enough testament that you really need English classes.

obaaderemi:
You better pity yourself first before you allow a Nigerian internet site to destroy your life completely.Hope is running out for you.

Predictable.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

obaaderemi:
Okay @ bolded. We know your last resort when you are frustrated is to post your ugly burst bum.You are like a fvcking book.

We should use the hyphen when there is the possibility of someone misreading what you mean by "ever present". But then I never thought you could be so daft. See attached screenshot.

The word is ever-present Obaboon, stop all the tale-tales. A spellchecker who knows nothing about hyphenation? Choose another career buddy, try fence-sitting.

Oooh............I see you still have the cheap opera mini phone.

obaaderemi:
Honestly, I am beginning to pity you.

I pitied you from the first day Mr. Obaboon.

obaaderemi:
You see how stupid you get when anger takes hold of your heart,you red-mouthed KiberaMonkey?
another little complication up there has just rendered you useless again.

Obaboon the spellchecker, because other than sitting on the fence, checking spellings is the only other thing a baboon can do despite the fact that his grammar is always pathetic.

obaaderemi:
Says KiberaMonkey the father of logical fallacies @ first bolded.

@second bolded, the implications are ever present in your childishly angry posts that deep down in your weak heart you regret joining Nairaland.

@ third bolded..the word you were looking for was losing not loosing, you fvcking cun.t. Stop straining at your monkey chains before you choke to death. You have lost it already.

You really had to type a whole paragraph? Hurting much?

There should be a hyphen between ever and present Mr. Obaboon.

I pointed out a real logical fallacy, as usual you spitted unsubstantiated gibberish (with your IQ you would be incapable of noticing a fallacy even if it existed anyway). Sit your burnt ass down.
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AskiaHarem:
Lmao nothing but a envious frustrated delusional Biafruad in exile.

Where is Tanzania's hubs?

cc. kazikazi

theenchanter:
see this mumu, who tell u say we dey write queens language?

See the kind of gibberish you're typing. Are there schools in Nigeria really?

theenchanter:
the bolded is so cool of a person asking of schools in Nigeria.

A simple spelling mistake is all you can ever correct. Just look at the grammar dude and see how you guys butcher the queen's language. All this correcting of spelling mistakes is insecurity.

obaaderemi:
Bloody illiterate KiberaMonkey.

It's interesting how people who are poor in English see a little complication in an English sentence and think it is grammatically wrong. Seriously, are their schools in Nigeria?

obaaderemi:
[s]This is most pathetic. The sound of your fearfully beating heart can be heard by all. If you regret joining nairaland so much why don't you go find a job?

Now you are attacking a strawman Mr. Obaboon?

You're very pathetic, who talked about regretting joining Nairaland? You're loosing it Mr. Obaboon.

Kazikazi:
Lady,
Having a traffic jam isn't a form of developments.its a lack of proper planning! If Thailand has that,you can't just copy it just u wanna look like Thailand. New York is not congested as India or Indonesia. It's stupid to take pride on traffic jams.very stupid.

Am asking u again,
Have u ever seen a suspension bridge?
A BRT system?
Underwater hotel?
Modern marine transport?
Electrified SGR?

Do u have any in Kenya( kunyaland)??

Now, answer the question - Is Dar es Salaam better planned than New York? Answer it once for all and we put this debate to rest.

Kazikazi:
Is it electrified? Don't show those black mafuta powered trains! You hear me?

Show us an electrified one Kumakazi.

Kazikazi:
You are just a kiberan.Where did you see a cable stayed bridge? Have u ever saw a suspension bridge? Do u have one in Kenya? Don't talk about things which don't exist in your kunyaland.
Show me a high tech bridge like this

Oooh.....now you've learned something Mr. Jiko Maker. Cable-stayed bridge, say it with me and use the word next time you want to lie to someone that you are an engineer. One more lesson, make sure there is a hyphen between cable and stayed. It's Cable-stayed, not cable stayed.

At least you won't embarrass yourself in front of real engineers shouting a cable suspension bridge.

Kazikazi:
You have been running away from my questions for too long.
These are some of high tech stuff which we have in Tanzania but not in Kenya.
.I showed u a high tech cable bridge
2.I showed you underwater hotel
3.I showed u high tech marine transport

More are coming..
Electric SGR,modern telecommunications, Bus rapid transport, Big power plants,etc,etc,etc

No matter how much you try to deviate from the topic, I'll bring you back to it Kumakazi.

Is Dar better planned than New York? Answer the question.

Kazikazi:
Tanzania as a whole is safer than USA.Not everything u see in USA is good and you should copy it.Tanzania's food tastes better than USA's GM foods! Not everything u get in america is good.
Do u get my point?
Will u copy Americas traffic jam just because they have it?
Will u imitate their gun killings culture?
Will you copy their bad food?

I asked a simple question, is Dar better planned than New York City? Achana na Hekaya za Abunuwasi. Answer the question.

Kazikazi:
They are both using cables to support the deck. But anyway, let me stop empty talk.Am asking u again..
Do u have this type of engineering feat in Kenya?
Tag me if you have one

Like I told you, stop trying to be an engineer when you are not. It is called a Cable-stayed bridge. If you were an engineer, you would know the difference. But you're not.

Kazikazi:
They doesn't know that traffic jams are a result of poor planning

I guess Dar-is-slum is better planned than New York.

https://www.earthisland.org/images-legacy/eijournal/summer08/chaos.jpg

Kazikazi:
Lady,
I showed u a cable suspension bridge and asked u to show me one in Kenya but u failed. I brought the underwater hotel and asked u to show me one in Kenya,but u failed again.Now am asking you you to show me your public marine transport.
Here is what we use in Tanzania..

It's called a cable-stayed bridge, not a cable suspension bridge. Stop using engineering terms when you are not an Engineer Mr. 'TECHNICAL STUFFS'.

gallivant:
Just say it's government owned and move on. Lol

Kumamoto is scared.

cc. kazikazi

Jasparrow1:
You're a dumbass kiberan Obaaderemi is busy schooling you, you're busy embarrassing yourself you're even the one who's not schooled at all you don't even know what "emoticons" means sef and you're busy spewing rubbish

Emoticons means a representation of a facial expression such as a smile or frown, formed by various combinations of keyboard characters and used to convey the writer's feelings or intended tone. Hope you copy, dummy

Who is this kid? Go slow brother, your time will come. You are still a minnow.

Kazikazi:
I have to ask u again..
Does your head have a brain inside?
The answer is, you will pay to a receptionist or in a bank

I like the way you are playing stupid and avoiding the question Kumamoto. Anyway, let me help you>

It is owned by some white guy named Mathew Saus. The only infrastructure you deemed worth of mention from your bongolala.

obaaderemi:
One liners with ten emoticons.You are just so stupid, you red-assed KiberaMonkey.

Because that's the only thing you understand Obaboon. That and emojis. Simple approach to a simpleton.

obaaderemi:
You never say anything, KiberaMonkey.All you do is chatter angrily like the monkey you are and hide your pain behind multiple emoticons. Your ass has been busted over and over again.

See how you are back to reciting whatever I say to you Obaboon? What is the work of your brains (that's if you got any at all)?

Kazikazi:
Don't ever talk like that again.otherwise, SADC will attack u for not respecting the leader of SADC

...........out of orders from a jiko maker?

gallivant:
They are only in SADC to spite Kenyans. That's their foreign policy. Pretty sad.

Exactly. Very useless fellows.

Kazikazi:
Hohohohoho
You are empty headed.let me help u..
SADC was founded by 4 nations.Tanzania, Zambia,Botswana and Mozambique. That was 1978. It was after the collapse of EAC because of Kenyan greed.
Those nations which founded it never applied to join the block.All the rest have joined SADC by means of application. South Africa was the last guy to apply to join SADC.Currently we are processing Burundi's application.
Any member is free to pull out anytime.But why no one goes? Why are more guys keeping on coming?
Its because of our visionary leadership.

This is primary school Civics my friend, I know all about SADC. I'm just letting you know that the most important country in SADC doesn't care about the pseudo-block. Cool your balls.

Kazikazi:
Is that how you speak to a leader of SADC?

What is SADC in the first place? The real kingpins of that pseudo-block, the South Africans, were here and they claimed they didn't see the sense in it. To them it's just another waste of time. Meanwhile Bongolalas (who are actually in East Africa) stick to it like glue.

Kazikazi:
How can u ask who own it?
That is a hotel.you can pay to stay there even for a lifetime, that means u will be the owner.
Do u have a head with brain inside?

Since your thinking capacity is still too low, let me paraphrase it in a simpler way. If I pay to stay there, to whom will I pay the money?

obaaderemi:
What are you saying, KiberaWalker? This is too long and just another sign that you are having a tough time here.

Do you know agree that the smiling faces you have been posting here are just emoticons? Yes or no would do.

Sorry, I forgot you're not schooled Obaboon. Next time I'll post one-liners for your fence-sitting ass.