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 Family › My Youngest Brother Regrets Passing His Exam by Naughtychief(op): 3:24pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
My Youngest Brother Regrets Passing His Exam --------------- ------------ Last term, my youngest brother Nedu who is still in secondary school asked my mum if he passes his exam, what would she buy him. My mum told him she'll buy him anything he wishes. Lol, at the end of the term. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/my-youngest-brother-regrets-passing-his.html?m=1 |
| Family › Blind Guy Who Watches Football by Naughtychief(op): 6:52am On Nov 17, 2014 |
Blind guy who Watches football --------------- ------------ I was walking by a viewing centre when I saw a blind beggar by the sides and dropped a fake 100 Naira note on his plate. Oga come, he said, as I was walking away. This your money is fake o. I turned back. How did you know? I asked. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/blind-guy-who-watches-football.html?m=1 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Naughtychief: 2:53pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
THE 7 MOST LUCRATIVE JOBS IN NIGERIA --------------- ------------ Hello there, where are you working? What type of job are you doing? Is it the type that brings in six digits monthly income? Is it the type that enables you to buy the latest ride that rolls on bread wheels? Can it fetch you that luxurious apartment in Lekki & Victoria Island? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-7-most-lucrative-jobs-in-nigeria/ |
| Jobs/Vacancies › The 7 Most Lucrative Jobs In Nigeria by Naughtychief(op): 2:53pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
THE 7 MOST LUCRATIVE JOBS IN NIGERIA --------------- ------------ Hello there, where are you working? What type of job are you doing? Is it the type that brings in six digits monthly income? Is it the type that enables you to buy the latest ride that rolls on bread wheels? Can it fetch you that luxurious apartment in Lekki & Victoria Island? Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/the-7-most-lucrative-jobs-in-nigeria/ |
| Family › How I Caught My Girl Lying While The Truth Was Staring At Me by Naughtychief(op): 8:30am On Nov 14, 2014 |
How I caught my girl lying while the Truth was staring at me --------------- ------------ I sent her a message on whatsapp. Hi honey, how are you doing? She replied; Ofego dearie, I'm fine. Where are you? I asked. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/how-i-caught-my-girl-lying-while-truth.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › What Members Do When It Comes To Donating In Church by Naughtychief(op): 8:02am On Nov 14, 2014 |
What Members do when it comes to donating in church --------------- ------------ Our pastor mount the pulpit last sunday. Church, praise thy Lord! Today, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we now have enough money to build our church at the permanent site. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/what-members-do-when-it-comes-to.html?m=1 |
| Family › Father Of Two Running From Boko Haram Seeks To Deposit Self In Bank Account by Naughtychief(op): 10:52am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Father of two running from Boko Haram seeks to deposit Self in Bank account --------------- ------------ My father was among those at the ATM in Bauchi before the bomb blast. He travelled there to undertake a contract for his company and ran out of cash. After withdrawing, as he was going, he was a bit far from the ATM before the bomb exploded. As the bomb exploded, he ran straight into the bank and demanded for the manager. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/father-of-two-running-from-boko-haram_10.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Delta School That Doesn't Use The Bible To Teach C.R.S by Naughtychief(op): 6:47am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Delta school that doesn't use the Bible to Teach C.R.S --------------- ------------ The permanent secretary for basic and secondary education in Delta state Dr Mrs Obi-Adakpo M.C went visiting schools last week. One school she did not left behind was a school deep in the heart of Warri in which most permanent secretaries before her had refused visiting. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/delta-school-that-doesnt-use-bible-to.html?m=1 |
| Literature › Evil Comedian Episode 13 by Naughtychief(op): 6:25am On Nov 10, 2014 |
Evil comedian episode 13 --------------- ------------ Driver, what are you doing? We told you it is that car we are following, why are you driving slow? Bobo asked. She's getting away, she's now on speed. Driver increase your speed na. What are you waiting for? Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/evil-comedian-episode-13.html?m=1 |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Why You Should Not Look For A Job by Naughtychief(op): 9:41am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Why You Should Not Look For A Job --------------- ------------ I was sitting down on a plastic chair under an orange tree one hot afternoon. My wife came out of the house. Why don't you just go back to school and study? She asked. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/why-you-should-not-look-for-job.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › The Real People Stealing Nigeria's Money by Naughtychief(op): 9:00am On Nov 09, 2014 |
The Real People Stealing Nigeria's Money --------------- ------------ While a robbery was in progress in the apex bank of Nigeria in Abuja, one of the bank robbers in the bank shouted to everybody; Don't move. The money belongs to Nigeria. Your life belongs to you. Everybody in the bank lied down shivering and quiet. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/the-real-people-stealing-nigerias-money.html?m=1 |
| Properties › Landlord Pronounced Himself Dead At Birthday Ceremony by Naughtychief(op): 6:41am On Nov 06, 2014 |
Landlord Pronounced Himself Dead At Birthday Ceremony --------------- ------------ I was doing my birthday in our compound and invited my Landlord and a whole lot of dignitaries. The creme 'd' lacreme of comedy in Nigeria including Ali Baba the king of comedy were all present. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/landlord-pronounced-himself-dead-at.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Dead Man Rises Up & Accuse Man Dat Came To Eat Rice In His Burial Of Killing Him by Naughtychief(op): 12:42pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Man Rose Up From The Dead And Accuse Man That Came To Eat Rice In His Burial Of Killing Him --------------- ------------ I was invited to a burial ceremony. Before the funeral service we were all made to line up and go pay our last respect one after the other to the deceased in one room. As one person goes in, the door will be locked for him to pay his last respect. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/man-rose-up-from-dead-and-accuse-man.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Even Dogs Wants To Be Somebody In Life by Naughtychief(op): 6:59am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Even Dogs Wants To Be Somebody In Life --------------- ------------ I travelled to visit my first cousin for the first time since he relocated to Lagos years ago. It has been long we saw each other, you need to see the smiles on his face. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/even-dogs-wants-to-be-somebody-in-life.html?m=1 |
| Family › Ways To Market Yourself Into Marriage For Girls Only by Naughtychief(op): 6:47am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Ways To Market Yourself Into Marriage For Girls Only --------------- ------------ Hey baby, are you in your late 30s approaching menopause and tired of being single? Then this write up is for you. As soon as you finish reading this and try it out, your wedding will be this saturday. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/ways-to-market-yourself-into-marriage.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Pastor's Sermon Leads Member To Sin by Naughtychief(op): 1:44pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Pastor's Sermon Leads Member To Sin --------------- ------------ On sunday November 2nd 2014, as soon as church service was over. As I was going home I branched a supermarket. I went inside and was just patrolling, walking round the supermarket. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/pastors-sermon-leads-member-to-sin.html?m=1 |
| Culture › Warri King Servant Mistakes Toilet For A Well In America by Naughtychief(op): 7:03am On Nov 04, 2014 |
Warri King Servant Mistakes Toilet For A Well In America --------------- ------------ Some years ago, the King of my community, Otortor 1 of Warri Kingdom was privileged to visit the United State. He was invited by the then president Bill Clinton, and he went with his loyal servant Onyiuke. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/warri-king-servant-mistakes-toilet-for.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › Nigeria Doctor That Repairs People Instead Of Treating Them by Naughtychief(op): 6:24am On Nov 04, 2014 |
Nigeria Doctor That Repairs People Instead Of Treating Them --------------- ------------ My grandfather had a problem and complained to a doctor. What exactly is wrong with you sir! The doctor asked. Doctor I'm scared, he said, and told him that his fart don't smell, and they are silent all the time. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/nigeria-doctor-that-repairs-people.html?m=1 |
| Family › Roommate Sees Red As He Looses Joystick To Woman by Naughtychief(op): 10:47am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Roommate Sees Red As He Looses Joystick To Woman --------------- ------------ Just before we start exam this semester a newly married couple packed into our neighbourhood. It was actually the one room next to our room they packed in. My roommate, Dogo, admired the wife praising her beauty and wishing he was the husband. Two days after they packed in, the husband died. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/roommate-sees-red-as-he-looses-joystick.html?m=1 |
| Family › Wife Keeps Marriage Going With Death Threat by Naughtychief(op): 6:28am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Wife Keeps Marriage Going With Death Threat --------------- ------------ I visited my uncle who lives in Abuja for the weekend and he was telling me of how he and his wife has not fought for 21 years. I was surprised and asked him how come. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/wife-keeps-marriage-going-with-death.html?m=1 |
| Family › My Little Sister With Little Wisdom And A Tiny Bit Of Foolishness by Naughtychief(op): 12:41pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
My Little Sister With Little Wisdom And A Tiny Bit Of Foolishness --------------- ------------ My mum and I were in the sitting room when Ada my little sister ran in with a 10 naira note on her hand. She showed it to mum and mum asked her how she got it. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/my-little-sister-with-little-wisdom-and.html?m=1 |
| Family › Man Changes His Mind On Seeing What I Was Made Of by Naughtychief(op): 7:04am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Man Changes His Mind On Seeing What I Was Made Of --------------- ------------ I was at a bar drinking after having an argument at home with my wife. I just went to the bar to come of it. As I was stepping down, as in drinking, that's how we call it here in Warri. When you are drinking you are stepping down. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/man-changes-his-mind-on-seeing-what-i.html?m=1 |
| Family › What Guys And Girls Now Do by Naughtychief(op): 12:29pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
What Guys And Girls Now Do --------------- ------------ Gone are the days when letter writing was invoke and stalking a girl just to collect her number from her was reigning. Who has time for all that now? Things have changed. If you've not heard, there's no stress in getting a girl's number now, things have certainly changed and this new changes are now invoke. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/what-guys-and-girls-now-do.html?m=1 |
| Romance › The Key To A Successful Marriage by Naughtychief(op): 6:43am On Oct 31, 2014 |
The Key To A Successful Marriage --------------- ------------ My uncle's wife and her co-worker and friend Beatrice were talking at the office. I had a nice evening yesterday, my uncle's wife said and asked, how was yours? The friend replied; It was a disaster o. My husband came home, ate dinner in 2 minutes and fell asleep. How was yours? Beatrice asked. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/the-key-to-successful-marriage.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland General › A Thief That Doesn't Know He's A Thief by Naughtychief(op): 6:27am On Oct 31, 2014 |
A Thief That Doesn't Know He's A Thief --------------- ------------ My father sent me to our farm to harvest cassava. As I got there I saw a boy who was there before me. He was harvesting the cassavas into a bag on his back. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/a-thief-that-doesnt-know-hes-thief.html?m=1 |
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