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kimbra:
How is this girl pretty?, with her full mouth.

ffrreeee:
Congratulations to her, but when is our darling president coming back home? Is he not missing za oza room, or it has been relocated as well

ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?..

Hehehe ..

Gozmok112:
love?? Plz am busy enjoyin biafrabushboy story.. Bye

firstking01:
Lol @ the spelling of *batamus*, op it's "bartimaeus"

ElizaVeta:
Hmmm .. Okay

ElizaVeta:
What 'bout it?

koolet:
Then one day after coming from school so tired and hungry, i heard a knock on my door
Knock knock knock!! Aggressively i answer "who goes there" not knowing it was her

Rtopzy:
Hahahahah kikikiikki buhaa, guy must b high on some sort of expired weed

ElizaVeta:
Yeap. She's giving you the green light.
Use the green light well.
Don't make it red

ElizaVeta:
You Funny

koolet:
Actually there was this next door neighbour girl we dnt even smile we just greet each other and move, but we both have something in mind the girl was on my head cos shez preety and you kno the rest naw, buh I'll jst pretend like i don't care as a shy guy that i am.
Then one day....

NevetsIbot:
I can tell you how to attract her with little effort. Only sissies go around trying to win a girl.

Rtopzy:

timikings:
that'd a good start..what you need to do is to walk up to her and say hello when next but hey watch her mood before u go. if she is in a good mood. be bold to tell her she has a good personality. tell her your name and from there ...discuss something different from dating with her...soon she will take u to dating

koolet:
She jst realize how dumb you were
Next time you dont just smile, you move closer and introduce your self...

NevetsIbot:
no.... Olive green light

Gozmok112:
hmmmmmmmm

Icansing:
Naughtytboy see what uv caused, only God knows how u noticed her beauty before anyone on nairaland, crazy dude