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What the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. |
Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction. The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny. The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. |
no be small thing oo!! this thing happened live.
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i'm not sure you are. are you? |
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan. You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. |
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------------------------------------------------------------------------ Afrikaans Poes / Doos - Pussy Fok jou - ~censored~ you Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off Hoer - LovePeddler Slet - Slut Kak - ~censored~ Poephol - Asshole Dom Doos - Dump Pussy Gaan fok jouself - Go ~censored~ yourself ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arabic Koos - cunt. nikomak - ~censored~ your mother sharmuta - LovePeddler zarba - ~censored~ kis - vagina zib - privates Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass! kisich - pussy Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion Mos zibby! - ~censored~ my privates! Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your privates! kelbeh - ~censored~ (lit a female dog) Muti - jackass Kanith - ~censored~ Kwanii - gay Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Armenian Aboosh - Stupid Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot Myruht kooneh - ~censored~ your mother Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should ~censored~ in your mouth Esh - Donkey Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick Kuk oudelic shoon - ~censored~ eating dog Juge / jugik - privates Vorig / vor - ass Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my privates Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass Toon vor es - You are an ass Toon esh es - You are a jackass Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts Metz Jugik - Big privates ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bengali baing chood - sister ~censored~ chood - ~censored~/~censored~ choodmarani - mother ~censored~ haramjada - bastard dhon - privates good - pussy khanki/maggi - LovePeddler laewra aga - dickhead tor bapre choodi - ~censored~ your dad ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bulgarian Gus - Ass Coochka - ~censored~ Pederas - Gay / gay Luyno - ~censored~ Luyno Guava - ~censored~ Head Peeshka Guava - Penis Head ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Czech Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass" , "Up yours"Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "~censored~," used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs, etc.) Chces mrdat? (ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to ~censored~?" Hovno - "~censored~" Prsa - Tits Pinjor - Cock Hovno Hlava - ~censored~ Head Peecha - Pussy/Cunt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chinese (multiple Dialects) Cantonese (phonetic, more or less) Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword (ie can fit in any context, like "~censored~!" or "~censored~ you" or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and after for effect D'iu ne lo mo - ~censored~ your mom sAY Baht Poh - ~censored~ tiu nia ma chow hai - ~censored~ your mom's smelly cunt sek si - eat ~censored~ hum kah chan - death to your family! lok chat - privates hamsap - Hot person (not a swear word actually, just an insult) chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt gai - LovePeddler Mandarin (phonetic, more or less) gun ni ma / chao ni niang - ~censored~ your mom chao ni niang de zhu zong shi ba dai - ~censored~ your mom's ancestors grandmas great grandmas daH bien - ~censored~ Liu mang - standard swear for bastard/assmunch/etc Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles. Hokkien (Phonectic, more or less) Cheeby - Pussy Lan Jiao - Dick Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair Ni Na Bu - Your ~censored~ Mother Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy Lan Hoot - Balls Neh - Breast Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby - ~censored~ Your Bloody Mother's smelly pussy Ka Ni Na - ~censored~ Your mother Ka Ni Lao Beh - ~censored~ Your Father peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go ~censored~ by someone peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go ~censored~ by dogs and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt keh - LovePeddler Hakka (Phonectic, more or less) diao nia meh - ~censored~ your mom chew hai - smelly cunt bot nia meh see tai lang - ~censored~ your mom's smelly cunt chap jong - bastard guy - LovePeddler nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog ~censored~ your mom ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dutch (Holland) lul - privates kut - cunt kak, stront - ~censored~ opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-~censored~ hoer - hooker eikel - dickhead ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Estonian kuradi munn - (Lit. devil's privates) kuradi puts - (Lit. devil's cunt) [strong] kurat vo~tku - ~censored~ you (Lit. let devil takes it) kurat, saatan - devil kusema/pissima (v) - to piss mine persse! - (Lit. go into ass) mine vittu - ~censored~ off (Lit. go into cunt) munn - privates nussima,nikkuma (v) - to ~censored~ piss/kusi - piss raisk - rotted sitt - ~censored~ sittuma (v) - to ~censored~ vitt/puts - cunt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Finnish vittu - ~censored~(Lit. cunt) helvetti - hell vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead) kusipaeae - pisshead paskiainen - bastard paska - ~censored~ Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head Ime munaa, runkkari - ~censored~ cock, self-servicer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ French merde - ~censored~ manges la merde - eat ~censored~ tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off (Lit. you're shitting on me) tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off vas faire foutre a la vache - go ~censored~ a cow. encule - ~censored~ you (anal style!?) salope, ordure, conasse, poofias - ~censored~ va te faire voir, va aux diable, aux pelotes, fous la camp, va te faire cuire un oeuf, va chier, te faire voir chez lez Grecs! - go to hell!, ~censored~ off! vas te faire foutre - go get ~censored~ (lit: stuff you) vas te faire enculé - ~censored~ you fils de pute - son of a ~censored~ tu m`emmerdes! - ~censored~ yourself! une vieille bique, il est becheur - an old ~censored~, pompous ass le con, la conasse, la chatte - cunt baiser - to ~censored~ ce sont des conneries - that's a load of ~censored~ leche moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me come tete moi le dard, enculé! - ~censored~ my privates, you ~censored~ gay! mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose putain, pute - LovePeddler cul - ass bite - cock pauvre con - asshole (lit: you poor cunt) vas pisser dans les fleurs - ~censored~ off (lit: go piss in the flowers) c'est rien que de la merde - its just a bunch of ~censored~ maudite vache - asshole/~censored~/etc - (lit: damned cow) va chier - go ~censored~ tu mangeras le tas - you can eat the pile (usually an answer to "va chier"s) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ German Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken Scheisse - ~censored~ Fotze - cunt Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt Schwuchtl - gay (noun) Lesbe - Lesbian Mutterficker - ~censored~ Hurensohn - sonuvabitch Hure - LovePeddler Depp - idiot Drecksau - dirty pig Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead) Fick dich! - ~censored~ you Fick mich - ~censored~ me (dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic) Schlampe - tramp or slut das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your ~censored~ business (Lit. that concerns you like wet ~censored~) du verdammter Arschficker - you damn ~censored~ Auf Wiedersehen Fickakopf - Goodbye ~censored~ himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse* (Lit. heaven thunder weather) Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass mach es dir selber - go ~censored~ yourself scheissekopf - shithead Lichten mein asch. - kiss my ass, Lit.- Lick my ass Lichten mein Hosenschlange! - lit. - Lick my trouser snake schnoodle noodle - privates snot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Greek vlaca - stupid (noun), slowpoke Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male malaka self-servicer gamisou - ~censored~ off Ay gamisou - go ~censored~ off to mounee tis manas sou - ~censored~ your mother's pussy mounee - pussy poutsos - privates poustis - gay Fila mou to kolo - kiss my ass As to thialo - Go to hell Skila - ~censored~ Boostie Mav-ro malaka skit-tah - nigger privates sucking gay. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Haitian Creole dan bounda ou - up your ass kolan guete maman ou - ~censored~ you L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the ~censored~) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hebrew Zonah - LovePeddler Zayin - cock Harah - ~censored~. Mishugena - freak Hutzpa - balls (as in he's got a lot of nerve) Beitsim - Balls ben zonah - son of a ~censored~ (son of a LovePeddler, actually) lech zayen et ima shelcha - go ~censored~ your mom zayin - privates tahat - ass mitromem mizdayen batahat - gay ~censored~ zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha - ~censored~ your ugly mom's smelly cunt lech lehizdayen - ~censored~ off lech timtzotz et hazayin hakatan shel aba shelcha me'onen ehad - go ~censored~ your dad's small privates you self-servicer lech zayen para - go ~censored~ a cow timtzotz li et hazayin, hatichat hara masriach - ~censored~ my cock you smelly piece of ~censored~ lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass lakeki li a hadagdegan, zonah - lick my clit you LovePeddler benzona - son of a ~censored~ lech tiezdayen - ~censored~ you ben sharmuta - like son of a ~censored~ manyak - just a cures coos ima selha - your mother's vegina ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hindi chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context) gaandu - asshole mah-der chod - mother ~censored~ tatti - ~censored~ Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister ~censored~ Madar Chhod maa-duhr chod - Mother ~censored~ Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother ~censored~ Chutiya choo-tia - ~censored~ Gaand gaa-nd - Ass Lund luh-nd - Cock Chut choot - Pussy Mammey mumm-aye - Breasts ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Indonesian bangsat - bastard bule - caucasian gila - crazy isep kontol - Mouth Action isep kontol gua - ~censored~ my privates kontol - privates memek - vagina monyet - monkey ngentot - ~censored~ ngentot lu - ~censored~ you ngewe - ~censored~ pantat - ass pantat besar - big ass peler - privates pentil - nipple toket - women's breast toket besar - big breast jembut - pubic hair biji - testicles ( slang, lit. means "seed" ) pentil - nipple palaji - ( slang ) foreskin ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Italian puttana - LovePeddler fungula / scopa - ~censored~ merda - ~censored~ Vaffanculo - ~censored~ off No Skuche ala Gats! - what the ~censored~ do you want from my balls? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jamaican bumboclot - you are full of ~censored~ teras - your ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Japanese (phonetic, more or less) baka yaroo - stupid bastard Chikushoo - oh ~censored~! (literally: "Animal" ![]() Kuso - ~censored~ Imi imishe Kuso - Eat ~censored~ ~censored~ Urusai Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you crazy ~censored~! ChingChing - privates ketsunoana - Asshole Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples onara - fart onara atama - fart head onani - masterbate anato wa onani o shimasuka is - Do you masterbate kin tama - golden balls kisama - lord of the donkeys Anata wa dame des - You are a nasty person manko - pussy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Korean (phonetic more or less) Ssibal-seki / Samanes-seki(?) - Son of ~censored~ eemee sheemee pek poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy Geseki - Son of a ~censored~ Yumago - ~censored~ you shibseki - all the bad stuff combined, ~censored~, LovePeddler etc. Ko-chu-pado - ~censored~ my privates Kochu - privates Dong-mogo - eat ~censored~ K-sa-key - ~censored~ She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst word you could ever say in Korean. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Malaysian (phonetic, more or less) pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong - may your ass, boobs, and privates all fall off anak haram - bastard cibai - pussy (?) pantat - ass puki/pepek - pussy puki mak - ~censored~ your mother (also "mother's cunt" ![]() saya hendak pukimak - I want to ~censored~ your mom isap telur - ~censored~ my balls cor-nek / shuhana - privates tetel - boobs chin hooi - asshole bodoh - dumb ass celaka - idiot puki-thiam - LovePeddler house bohsia - young Hot ~censored~ tet tet - breast tah fei kei (TFK) - masturbate ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Macedonian (phonetic, more or less) pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Norwegian! Helvete - Hell Pule - ~censored~ Faen - Damn Dritt - ~censored~ drittsek - shitbag Fitte - Cunt fleskepanne - meathead pikk - privates hore - slut din faens rompeslikker - you damn asslicker din mor suger pikk i helvete - your mother ~censored~ cock in hell ditt lusne, skitne, stinkende, raatne grisetryne - you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface dra meg hardt i rompehara / knull meg hardt og fort - ~censored~ me hard and fast (basically, ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Persian (phonetic, more or less) Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt kosskesh - love-vendor (literal: "one who stretches pussy" ![]() coony - gay kesafat - you dirty piece of ~censored~ beshoor - no brained madar kharbeh - mother ~censored~ an - diarhhea kos-khol - person who is crazy and obessed for a girl's pussy amale - dirty piece of ~censored~ labor worker khar - idiot an damagh - booger khange khodah - screw-up of god antareh gav - "annoying cow" bee-sharaf - [bad insult]. def. (?) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Polish huj - privates dupek - asshole dziwka - LovePeddler (light) kurwa - LovePeddler (hard), fig. "Oh ~censored~!" spieprzaj - piss off spierdalaj - ~censored~ off pojebany - ~censored~ up pierdolec - ~censored~ Gówno (pron. GOOVnoh) - ~censored~ zajebiste - "~censored~ awesome" Coor-va - ~censored~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Portuguese foder - to ~censored~; Present Indicative: eu broche - cock sucking chupa-me a - ~censored~ my cock foda-se - ~censored~ (figurative) pica, piroca, caralho - cock puta, cabra - ~censored~ vai para o caralho - piss off vai-te corno - gay ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Russian Sooka - ~censored~/traitor/LovePeddler Yob - ~censored~ (verb root)(ie "I ~censored~"="Ya Yebur" baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?) (Lit. to bob like ~censored~ in a hole in the ice) Yob tvoiu mat' - "~censored~ you!" or "Oh ~censored~!" (literal: "~censored~ your mother" or "I just ~censored~ your mother" ![]() (perhaps the harshest insult in Russian) poshol na khui - ~censored~ off (Lit. go onto a privates) poshol v zhopu - ~censored~ off (Lit. go into an asshole) tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own ~censored~ business (Lit. you're not being ~censored~, so don't wiggle your ass) paashol v'chorte - go to hell kooshi govno ee oomree - eat ~censored~ and die ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow privates tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother ~censored~ cow dicks. per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching yob tvoyu mat - ~censored~ your mother bivneetca - showing off asshole peesa - polite privates govno - ~censored~ (literally) bliad - "Oh ~censored~!" (lit. LovePeddler) Khui - cock pizda - cunt manda - cunt zhopa - an asshole or an ass sraka - an ass (extremely vulgar) mudak - an asshole (a person only) bliad' - LovePeddler govniuk - shithead ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Serbian Jebem ti mater u picku! - I ~censored~ your mother in her pussy! (Yebem tee mutter oo peetchqu) Bog te jebo! - May God ~censored~ you! (Bog te yebo) Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog ~censored~ your mother! (Yebo tee puss mutter) Crko dabogda stoko seljacka! - May you drop dead, you redneck ox! (Crko dubogda stocko selyachka) Popusis mi kurac krasni! - ~censored~ my lovely privates! (Popoosheesh me quratz krusnee) Peecko smrdlyeeva - You smelly pussy. (when you are a wimp, or afraid to do something) Govno yedno - You piece of ~censored~. Peechka - pussy. Sranje! - ohhh, ~censored~! Some! - you stupid ass. Yebachu te! - I'll ~censored~ you. (have two meanings. 1. if you want to fight with someone. 2. when you are about to ~censored~ a chick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Slovenian Pejt u pizdu mater! - Go to (in) your mothers vagina (Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter) Preklet vosu! - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool" ![]() (Prek-LET voh-SOO) kurac - privates (KOOH-ratz) pizda - vagina (PEEZ-dah) drek - ~censored~ peder - gay (PEH-dehr) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Spanish Chingas tu madre - ~censored~ your mom Mierde - ~censored~ Chupa me, puto - ~censored~ me, asshole! chupe me verga / chupa me la peha - ~censored~ my privates puta - (feminine) LovePeddler, ~censored~ puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole joto - gay (mex.) pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc. Marricon - gay Mariposa (Mex.) - gay (lit. butterfly) chingar - to ~censored~ cagar - to ~censored~ coger - to ~censored~, (lit. to catch) chupar - to ~censored~ verga - privates (lit. broomstick) pinche - ~censored~ (sp?) chorizo - privates (lit. sausage) panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar) culo - ass huevos - testicles (lit. eggs) chichis - breasts pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair) me cago en la hostia - i ~censored~ in the communion wafers Cago en tu leche - I ~censored~ in your milk. beso mi culo - kiss my ass hacete cojer - go and get ~censored~ hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches metete un palo en el culo - shove a stick up your ass me cago en la puta madre que te pario hijo de puta - I ~censored~ on the ~censored~ mother that gave you birth you son of a ~censored~ chimba - pussy (colombian spanish) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Swedish fitta - cunt kuk - cock pattar - tits fan - damn mammaknullare - ~censored~ din morsa luktar friterad getröv i fittan - your mother smells like fried goatass in her cunt kuksugare - RoosterDrinker knullare - ~censored~ rövhål - asshole helvete - hell bög - gay jävlar - ~censored~ sug min kuk - ~censored~ my cock hora - LovePeddler, prostitute pess - piss ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tagalog (Philippine) TAE - ~censored~ Putanginamo - ~censored~ you maliit ang titi mo - you got a small privates magkantutan tayo - let's ~censored~ naninigas ang titi ko - I got a hard on didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit sipsipin mo ang titi ko - ~censored~ my privates lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my come malaki ang susu mo - you got big tits anak ka nang puta - son of a ~censored~ puke nang ina mo - your mom's pussy tukmol - ugly Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless Igao walang kang puit - you are buttless Bi-HO KEE KEE - Stinky pussy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Turkish Siktir lan - get ~censored~ Anani sikerim - i'll ~censored~ your mum got veren - ass giver ibne - gay um - cunt chukumu yala - ~censored~ my privates ananin yara var, ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a privates and your father jealous. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Vietnamese goo - privates geeum - pussy dum [doom] mare may - ~censored~ your mother lo-de - asshole du-ma-nhieu - go ~censored~ yourself ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ukrainian Hivno - ~censored~ Khui - cock Sraka - ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Unique English Anally retentive Pubic Louse Cum Guzzling Fat ~censored~ Gap Toothed trailer park discount LovePeddler Lying sack of Siberian snake ~censored~ gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin ~censored~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yiddish Putz - dickhead Yutz - asshole Schlemeil - asshole (the one that "screws" Schlmazel - asshole ("gets screwed" by the schlemeil) Mishugena - freak ------------------------------------------------------------------------ igbo onyeara - you are crazy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ broken english badbelle - enemy of progress ------------------------------------------------------------------------ you may add more languages if you wish ![]() |
my GF slapped me |
Rich Dad:I think the latest version for DAP is 8.5.5. i shall upload it here as soon as i lay my hands on any good cracked version or better still, the serial. @Azanor thank you for your contribution. but as you may know, people posting on the website you introduced are guys like you and me. so you and me can equally contribute to this forum by posting some of our favorite stuffs here, whereby bringing them closer to our members. or what do you think? |
![]() i know the TECH section of this forum lacks encouragement, but sawyerrken, you don't have to give up |
thinking the bitch will never stop ranting |
naughty working while eating |
bitd, you weren't thinking with ya head |
i hope all is well with you |
long |
why do you care? |
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Whenever you have an opportunity to laugh, laugh; whenever you have an opportunity to dance, dance; whenever you have an opportunity to sing, sing - and one day you will find you have created your paradise. First say to yourself what you would be, then do what you have to do. Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. |
i deliberately infected my computer my a virus just to test the capabilities of my anti-virus. |
rox?. . .what's rox anyway? |
africa. what about you? |
should i change the question? |
big head |
i have to say gud morning 2 you all |
i hope you really meant that |
The real truth is this: The whole world is joy. Heaven is a festival all year long. Of all lies, the greatest falsehood is melancholy. |
wow! this is the sexiest joke on nl for the week ![]() |
i have to tell efuah that i did not miss her, not for one second. she's always in my heart, when i need her, i just close my eyes and i sees her i have to say, naija*gal is very cute. i love d pic on her profile |
bucket |
, "Up yours"