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RomanceRe: Pls Guys I Need Your Opinion Cus I Have Only About 14hrs To Make A Decision. by ned009(m): 5:53pm On Jan 03
[quote author=Carndidlaydid post=137992791]OMG

Second day of the year [/quote

You weren't even worried about why she didn't key into the idea of getting laid with you..Man,you should be very careful...You had a deal,credit her the doe...
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Discovers Girlfriend Of 3 Years Travelled To Another Man’s Village by ned009(m): 6:09am On Dec 31, 2025
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She couldn't be smarter lol..If her dad wouldn't have taken such from her mom having to go go cook for another whilst she's still involved ,then you shouldn't settle for less bro...you deserve some respect ✌️


quote author=Emmalez post=137962381]

Source: https://www.reportnaija.ng/2025/12/drama-as-nigerian-man-discovers.html[/quote]
SportsRe: NFF Reported Congo's Age Violations To FIFA by ned009(m): 1:14pm On Dec 18, 2025
nlfpmod:
https://guardian.ng/sport/football/nffs-petition-to-fifa-dr-congo-slams-nigeria-over-back-door-tactics/
Now how are we sure NFF aren't doing all this hustle for the sake of that group stage $$$... Qualifying for the WC has never been their ultimate goal...Na the money..
PoliticsRe: LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Equipment” He Provided To Fight Insecurity by ned009(m): 11:39am On Dec 14, 2025
Morbeta11:
Source


LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Necessary Equipment” He Provided For The Security Unit To Fight Insecurity.



The X post by @obaofph01
satirically highlights Ntiedo Effiong Usoro, Chairman of Essien Udim LGA in Akwa Ibom State, presenting basic items like machetes, raincoats, gumboots, and torchlights as "necessary equipment" for a local security unit combating insecurity.

This provision draws widespread online mockery, as the gear appears ill-suited for confronting armed threats prevalent in Nigeria's Niger Delta region, where vigilante groups often face better-equipped criminals.

The viral thread underscores ongoing governance critiques in Nigeria, with replies emphasising the equipment's inadequacy—such as machetes versus rifles—amid rising calls for federal support in community policing.
Mock em all that want, atleast they aren't letting their pple to be slaughtered without a fight...
PoliticsRe: Won’t Look Away — US Congress On Stand Against Christian Persecution In Nigeria by ned009(m): 9:27am On Dec 11, 2025
ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/12/we-wont-look-away-us-congress-reasserts-stand-against-christian-persecution-in-nigeria/
Some pple just enjoy spewing jacks...lol

You talk about the economy advantage American would be gaining for , neglecting the excessive killings...Shey Na cux no be ur relatives dey plea for their lives not to be taking is why you just don't see sense in the help to cub the manace?
PoliticsRe: Christians Genocide: US Congress Delegation Visits Benue State by ned009(m): 6:50am On Dec 08, 2025
WorldRichest:
There are mass shootings everyday in USA, the number of mass shootings in USA in 2025 is already more than the number of days in the year, this should be their concern. But their concern is Nigeria’s solid minerals and oil, they will never get it, never ever again
Who be this one
RomanceRe: Did I Disrespect My Girlfriend’s Mum Without Knowing? by ned009(m): 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2025
toboizilla:
I’ll appreciate your honest feedback.
Not cool..
CrimeRe: Police Deny Kidnapping Of Students From Government School In Oron, Akwa Ibom by ned009(m): 6:16pm On Nov 28, 2025
Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLpyiAtE7R8?si=nh2x8hpBewQP2TU8



https://leadership.ng/police-deny-abduction-of-students-teachers-in-akwa-ibom-school/
These bastards sometimes spread false alarm just to make the public feels they are indeed gaining grounds.. lol... Akwa ibom isn't a place for em... They will always be conspicuous amongst the real indigenes..
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: Is This The Fall Of African Giant? by ned009(m): 4:29pm On Nov 28, 2025
eherbal:
https://www.eelive.ng/burna-boy-is-this-the-fall-of-african-giant/amp/
Pride goes before a fall.. Not sure how this guy does his shit here and get away with it.. HUMILITY indeed does carries weight.
PoliticsRe: 'Bandits Are Jihadists, Not Terrorists' - Abdulrahoof Bello by ned009(m): 7:01pm On Nov 27, 2025
WorkTheTalk:
Bandits are jihadists not terrorists, FG can’t use full force against them: APC Chieftain, Abdulrahoof Bello



Source
Make sure you don't change. Your narrative after their hand. Don touch you

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PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Tinubu Urges National Assembly To Legalize State Police by ned009(m): 2:54am On Nov 27, 2025
PoliticsRe: Moment Akpabio Announces First Lady's Dinner Invitation to Senators (video) by ned009(m): 3:36pm On Nov 26, 2025
Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzLJ2IAmKKg

First Lady, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, has invited Senate President Godswill Akpabio and other members of the Senate to a dinner scheduled for Friday.

The invitation letter, read by Akpabio during Tuesday’s plenary, stated that the event will hold at 6 p.m. at the Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, Asokoro.

According to the First Lady, the dinner is intended to serve as an interactive session to foster meaningful discussions on national progress.

The letter read: “I cordially request the presence of His Excellency, the President of the Senate, and distinguished members of the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to a dinner which I will be hosting on Friday at 6 p.m. at the Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, Asokoro.

“This dinner is an interactive session aimed at fostering insightful discussions on national progress.

“I look forward to receiving you and all distinguished senators at the event.”
I just resent these wicked souls.. Families are being thrown into mourning everyday, and least these wicked souls things about is dinner together??... May the rod of vengeance visit everyone of of em that derives joy in spilling the blood of the innocents
RomanceRe: Uncovering The Dark Truths About Nigerian Adult Film Business by ned009(m): 2:31am On Nov 26, 2025
Omihanifa:
Uglygalz explains in an interview on the Outside the Box podcast: “I have had so many friends that stopped and started, including me. I stopped and started so many times. "When I told them I am a good girl, I am from a Christian home, I am a nice girl, I want to do porn in a way that if I should get someone that wants to get married to me tomorrow, I’d be able to back out, and then they are like ‘Oh, you are stupid, you are useless’, especially ‘Maami Igbagbo’ (Elizabeth Ajibola).[b] ‘We have sold our souls to the devil. ’ I’m like, I am not. Even my then-boyfriend, Krissyjoh (real name Chris John), he keeps repeating it that anybody doing porn has sold their soul to the devil. I am like, I have not sold my own soul.” [/b]This is the first of a two-part series.

https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1680639-ve-sold-souls-devil-i-uncovering-dark-truths-nigerian-prn-business/

cc lalasticlala nlfpmod
Porn is really demonic.. You could spend so much time viewing it from Jan to dec, but find it so difficult to read even Genesis for Bible..
PoliticsRe: Don’t Let Trump’s Threat Tear Us Apart - Christian, Muslim Clerics To Nigerians by ned009(m): 8:54pm On Nov 23, 2025
PoliticsRe: Italian PM, Meloni condemns attacks on Christian communities in Nigeria by ned009(m): 11:59am On Nov 22, 2025
Truthissupreme:
no be aboki mentality

Dem get sinister plan for Nigeria, Dem go fund fight come dey cry crocodile tears
Anything to stop the incessant killings is so worth it...
CrimeRe: Cultists: I Need Advice by ned009(m): 11:22am On Nov 22, 2025
Emma513:
We live in cool and quite place, so recently a group of boys that are into cultism relocated to our place, I was brought up in a godly family, and don't follow or join cult, they have been disturbing my life with, boy find us 1k, even when I no get, boy you dey Bleep up, U be juu man, etc.

I am really tired of their bully. I am a calm and quiet person and I don't like rough life, these guys will smoke and shout till night, I am afraid of reporting this to security agency, because I thought they might come after me if they discover I reported them.

So what can I do in this situation?

Image: Google
Don't dare reporting em bro, it's beat you just quietly relocate.. the same AK you want to report to, would still be the same pple leaking ur identity... Find a way outta there.. RELOCATE!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Sentencing: Life Imprisonment (not In Kuje), No Digital Device by ned009(m): 8:23pm On Nov 20, 2025
Omenlon:
let kill the one at hand before chasing others. Kanu is no different from other terrorist.
How many has your dear govt brought to book since MNK has been in detention??
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Sentencing: Life Imprisonment (not In Kuje), No Digital Device by ned009(m): 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2025
fergie001:
Counts 1,4, 5 & 6 - Life imprisonment, instead of death sentence
Count 3 - 20-year imprisonment without an option of fine
Count 7 - 5-year imprisonment without an option of fine.
The terms shall run concurrently

The prosecution had earlier argued that Kuje will not be the best place due to frequent jailbreaks.
Are we ever gon get it right?? Always so busy sticking to the left sides...It's quite shaming how we can be so busy with a harmless man's updates whilst bandits are busy terrorizing,lives are being wasted everyday... Keep helping these bloodsuckers with their 2027 timetables... We dey only fit celebrate nonsense.
PoliticsRe: El- Rufai: 230m Nigerians Will Defeat 25 Governors In 2027 by ned009(m): 7:45pm On Nov 19, 2025
ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/el-rufai-230m-nigerians-will-defeat-25-governors-in-2027/?noamp=available
The wiping out of families and communities just doesn't really move these bloodsuckers.. May heaven hears the cry of vengeance..
PoliticsRe: ADC Condemns The Attack On Christ Apostolic Church, Eruku by ned009(m): 7:43pm On Nov 19, 2025
treesun:
ADC Condemns The Attack On Christ Apostolic Church, Eruku



Source
We react and move on as usual..lol . It's a pity how these killings just wouldn't stop happening, it's not longer a secret that certain religion is always being targeted..
PoliticsRe: Don’t Let Foreign Lies Divide Us. ~ Sharia Council Tells Nigerians by ned009(m): 6:54am On Nov 03, 2025
PoliticsRe: In The East It's Christians Killing Christians - Soludo by ned009(m): 6:50am On Nov 03, 2025
The excessive killing just doesn't move these men.., Nigeria needs help..

quote author=fergie001 post=137335717]Killings in Nigeria, not religious

https://thewhistler.ng/soludo-asks-trump-should-africa-invade-america-over-black-killings/[/quote]
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To Visit US Tuesday, Meet Trump's Vice, JD Vance by ned009(m): 6:43am On Nov 03, 2025
You always too quick to type gibberish as no be family members em dey slaughter... Trump is only trying to curb what the Nigerian govt haven't been able to do for years... Use ur head Mr..

quote author=Maxymilliano post=137337682]


https://saharareporters.com/2025/11/02/breaking-president-tinubu-visit-us-tuesday-meet-trumps-vice-jd-vance?fbclid=Iwb21leAN1FPNjbGNrA3UU32V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeMGnSFLL5joBYBPCJRMeBcrg3fJNB8-k8y63HricObbnaR_hUnx4JplIlKZE_aem_Q-jy3UJe6CAbD7SdNdTnUw[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos And Videos Of People Waving At Aircraft In Many Parts Of The World. by ned009(m): 1:55pm On Sep 07, 2025
naptu2:
Photos And Videos Of People Waving At Aircraft In Many Parts Of The World.

Many Nigerian governors had a lot of engagements in Abuja at the end of August and beginning of September. The Nigerian Governors Forum met and the Progressive Governors Forum also had a meeting and then they paid condolence visits to the APC chairman whose mother died recently and the Kogi State governor whose father died recently (they visited the Kogi State governor at the Governor's Lodge in Abuja). North-East governors met with the president on September 3rd, Governor Sanwo-Olu attended the Gitex technology summit and the Niger State governor visited the FIRS chairman in Abuja.

The Niger State governor also attended a meeting of the Buhari Organisation and former CPC members.

Since the governors were in Abuja and on their way back to their states, they said farewell to the president (who was travelling abroad) at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport.

A very funny narrative then went viral. Some people claimed that the governors left their states and flew to Abuja just to wave goodbye to the president. The statement that I found very funny and which is the subject of this thread, is that some people said that the governors were bush and unexposed because they waved to a "closed" aircraft.

I have been watching these things for almost 50 years and I have seen very many people wave at what some people called "closed aircraft". In fact, it was once very common. Civilians wave at the aircraft and military personnel in uniform salute.

There's nothing wrong with it, why? Because aircraft have something called window seats and the people inside the aircraft can see what's happening outside.

In fact, this is part of the United States' inauguration tradition. The new president and vice president and their spouses escort the former president and his wife to the back of the Capitol where Executive One is waiting (it is not called Marine One because the sitting president is not using it).

The new president, vice president, first lady and second lady stand on the steps of the Capitol and wave at the helicopter as it takes the former president and former first lady to the airport from where they will fly home.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrzY78eZdo?si=vNMwN6E8X5h0ZAD1

Here are photos and videos of civilians waving at and military personnel saluting aircraft.

Photo 1) President Barrack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Dr Jill Biden and Vice President Joe Biden waving at the helicopter that took Former President George Bush to the airport.

Photo 2) First Lady Melania Trump, President Donald Trump, Vice President Vance and his wife wave at the helicopter that took Former President Biden and Dr Jill Biden to the airport.

Photo 3) People waving at Air Force One as it took off.

Photo 4) Military personnel saluting Air Force One as it took off.
GOD SAVE ME FROM THE MIDST OF FOOLISH YOUTHS...
FamilyRe: Drama As Woman Files For Divorce Just A Week After Wedding by ned009(m): 11:57am On Aug 20, 2025
lagostrendboy:
https://eyesoflagos.com/drama-as-woman-files-for-divorce-just-a-week-after-wedding/
Everyone praising her weirdo decision without ever finding out what could have led to such or even hearing from the husband's aide of the tori..
FamilyRe: I Tell Her The Real Price, Now This Is Happening. by ned009(m): 4:42pm On Aug 14, 2025
Deeprooted:
I am the type that buys whatever I come across deemed good for the family, especially while on road trip.

I noticed each time I tell my wife the actual price of the items I bought, she always complain I was cheated by the seller.

These are items you hardly can get within the city center.



The issue now is that, I'm now scared of telling her the true worth of the items I recently got while returning from South South. It was a road trip so I bought plenty cheap food stuff.

Madam say I no Sabi price. I just tire.
These are stuff I considered very very cheap.

Who the experience the same thing abeg ?
I FACE THIS ALOT,THEN SWITCHED TO TELLING LIES ON ACTUAL PRICES.. LIKE I LITERALLY BEAT IT DOWN LOL
PoliticsRe: Panic In ADC As EFCC Goes After Key Members by ned009(m): 6:34am On Aug 12, 2025
Ofunaofu:
https://punchng.com/panic-in-adc-as-efcc-goes-after-key-members/
When EFCC was still EFCC sha,how this agency was also picking up corrupt politicians wk in and out..06/07/08..
CrimeRe: EFCC Raids Green Legacy Hotel, Arrests 93 Internet Fraudsters, OOPL Reacts (pix) by ned009(m): 8:08pm On Aug 10, 2025
temitope27:
thief na thief alaye


Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhh
Make Dem start from the big thieves..,abi fear dey grip Dem??some sets are milking the Nation on daily whilst others are tarnishing on the other hand...lol, make charity sha suppose know where to start lol
Christianity EtcRe: Dear Jerry Eze, Wearing Boxers To The Gym Is WRONG! by ned009(m): 9:36am On Aug 10, 2025
Daejumong:
Dear Jerry Eze, it is wrong to wear boxers to the gym! You are a pastor to millions. You need to respect your office and the people who see you as their spiritual father.

Pls learn from the brother beside you-that’s the appropriate way to dress to the gym!

Does Jerry Eze’s wife feel comfortable with her husband wearing boxers to the gym? Does she feel happy that he posts pictures of himself in boxers on social media? Is she comfortable with women seeing and assessing him i
But is this really an issue??like is this the reason why Nigeria is it's current statehuh..🥱
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Knock Nigerians Attacking Super Falcons For Kneeling To Greet Tinubu by ned009(m): 1:40am On Aug 02, 2025
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Gets Hero’s Welcome In Istanbul Ahead Of Galatasaray Move(photos) by ned009(m): 12:40pm On Jul 31, 2025
cr7lomo:
See where this one arrogance land am laslas ... talent without character is a disaster waiting to happen... he won serie A and was top scorer, he then taught the world owed him... started insulting anyone that crossed his part... controversy isn't a good sell
WHAT HAVE YOU ACHIEVED SO FAR WITH YOUR GOOD CHARACTER??🥱

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