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This thread brought tears to my eyes while laughing so hard. hahahahaha, ROTFLMAO. one of the funniest thread.

touchmeder:
what is ur business with what people are doing on line for the love of God? Are they your sisters or aunty. this is an online forumn if someone chooses to spend all her time here what business of it is yours? mr i must be noticed. you will not allow women be, that is my concern in this matter. everything someone has to bring out a reason why a man's own should be different from that of a woman, the other day it was ''what is a married woman doing on face book''. the presence of some ladies here is like a bone in the throat of some men. do u know these girls? why do u feel the need to always be on their case. you are the one with the issues then. you who feel you have a cyber case/mission to unravel.
you think this one is family meeting where you sit and judge family people. these people are strangers to you, this is an online forumn, if they have a job or not is not your business.

u've said it all. besides i would prefer a girl that spends her time online than one who two times in d real world.

chiogo:
Ok, Not everyone is broke that they can't buy a smart phone to browse the internet from anywhere. Just because you're frequently on nairaland doesn't mean you stay home 'behind a keyboard' all day.

Yes, some people are jobless sha especially the banning thing LOL. That also includes the poster.

good point

tangent:
did u guys plan to get you pregnant before the unprotected sex? if no then you haven't been fooled. you cannot drop pregnancy news on any man without planning for it and expect him to be happy. put yourself in his shoes. pregnancy news is the best news a man wants to hear when he plans for it and it is also the worst news a man wants to hear when he is not ready for it. you need another test to be sure this man loves you.

whaaat are u trying to send her on a sucide mission?
didnt u read what she wrote "we had an unprotected sex when i was in my safe period but lied to him that i was not safe" the man did it thinking she was not in her safe period that would tell u that their intention was to get pregnant and get married _{as d girl thought}. so you should know that they av had that discussion before d ***  u know naw.
besides if d guy doesnt want a baby why did he av unprotected sex

lanre4:
I have a man friend whom i love so much.He promises me everythg in the world,and even promised to marry me if only i can be pregnant for him,we had an unprotected sex when i was in my safe period but lied to him that i was not safe,after a month i told him i was pregnant,while i was not,just wanted to test him,unfortunately,he failed,he called me that i shld terminate it,that we are not ready to do that now,that we need to plan and bla bla,he called my friends and asked them to beg me on his behalf so i cld abort the preg.It then dawn on me that 've been fooled.please advice me on what to do because i want to punish him.thks

gurl what are u still waiting for? do u realise that if u were not smart enough by now ur life as u know it would be over? u would av been stuck with d pregnancy n he will leave u to suffer alone. worst still what if u av tried abortion n u lost ur life (but God forbid that). he told u all that crap so that he can av unprotected sex with u.

hand him over to me and i'll deal with him _{but next time shine ur eyez}

agwoko:
nlanders can someone throw a lite on this: why is that ladies would alwys get special attentn when their men broke up with them, and if it is the reverse it gets less attentn?

because girls are too emotional. they dont handle break ups very well the way a guy does

@ poster
am with sisterwoman DESTROY HIM and you will feel better. if you leave him any time u see him u will feel like a looser. trust me.

i did it to my ex. he did d same thing to me and i tried to leave him and let him be but rather he got another girlfriend as fast as u could say go and even started saying all kinds of things about me to his friends. so since i knew him too well n helped him get a job, i dealt with him. now he is begging those his so called friends to help him beg me. anytime i see his useless face now i feel happy. hmmmm totally worth it

remember i said destroy not kill

hahahahahahaha

i totally agree with ujujoan and igwe 1
the girl totally used u as a rebounce affair after her break up. besides u moved in too fast on her

@poster
1. looks does matter for somegirls. there's a friend of mine that would date any guy that is handsome be u rich or poor. but for ugly ones no way. am a sucker for fine guys myself.

2. the way you approaches a girl matters a lot. for instance there are guys that approaches a girl flaunting about what he has or who he is. for some girls
it a turn off.

3.about being stuck in friendship zone. it depends, for some girls provided they dont like you, whether you tell them up front about ur intentions or try to be their friend and then tell them later it doesnt make a difference the ans will still be NO.

now let me tell u a fact about somegirls they already know the answer they want to give you. how u approach them,what u do,what u say are just mere formalities. like okanran said u can never presume when it comes to a girl .everygirl is different.

goodass:
A few stolen moments is all that we share
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I've tried to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's going to do
So I'm saving all my love for you

I've got to get ready, just a few minutes more
going to get that old feeling when you walk through that door
Cause tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you

No other woman, is going to love you more
Cause tonight is the night, that I'm feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yeah I'm saving all my lovin
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
For you, for you

you forgot to add

is not very easy living all alone
my friends try and tell me find a man of own
but each time i try, i just break down and cry
cause i'll rather be home feeling you
so am saving all my love for u,

you use to tell me we'll run away together
love gives you the right to be free,
you said be patient ,just wait a little long
but thats just an **************
so am saving all my love for u,

i forgot the part with d asterics

saving all my love for you Whitney Houston

sexual healing Marvin Gaye

@ poster
everything u said is true i experienced it too. i was called a lier n a yahoo yahoo by one of them. i bet this people doing this r frustrated n cant actually talk to anyone in real life that why they choose to get some of d actions here. take a look at the topic one of them av actually started an insult already

tumfulu:
may your pu ssi dry up!

i think d name of one of them is TUMFULU

@ poster
if ur truely still a virgin then i must say ur really a tough guy. it's not easy to be a virgin at ur age especially for d fact dat ur a guy. i know u must av gone through a lot of criticism from friends. well keep it up. u might not av won any price but u av done what most men couldnt do.

@ssheryl if they keep one cheating on you everytime it simply means that you've kept on doing the same thing over n over again. you choose the same type of guys that always ends up hurting u. for example if your the type of person that likes all those guys that r very social and always av a lot of girls they call their "friends" they will always end up hurting u because that is one of d xteristics of a player, so when u eventually breakup with him n hookup with another guy that behaves d same way , ur gonna get d same result. u no d mistake we girls make is dat those xteristics we want to see in a man r what these players use against us. they dress xtremely good,use expensive product,they r very social n very popular among d ladies (not dat am saying that every guy who does this is a play). so go for that one u always ignore and that is always there to give a helping hand when ur in distress.

i have tried calling your two numbers is not going and even the mail i sent to the email add you gave me could not be delivered. i need to know where you are and how much your selling the phone.