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According GlobalVisas.com. Here are the Top Ten Strangest Reasons people gave for seeking visa in their applications
The top 10

1) A South African man applied for a European visa as he stated that he wanted to go to Romania to ‘hunt vampires’ for a living.

2) A Brazilian man applied for a UK visa to bring ‘flamenco to the streets of Norwich’, claiming to be a teacher of the dance.

3) A Russian lady was looking for a European visa to work ‘her trade’ in the Netherlands. That trade being prostitution.

4) An embalmer got in touch who wanted to move his skills preparing dead bodies for burial from Mexico to Spain. It later emerged thatthe applicant had an ‘extensive criminal record’ so the visa was subsequently refused.

5) A gondolier in Venice – one applicant reckoned they were a dab hand with a pirogue in their native Mali so wanted to transfer their skills with a punt to the Venetian waterways after ‘seeing it on television’.

6) A dog food taster – somebody had allegedly applied for the position and been given the nod based on ‘previous experience’ and they were now applying for the relevant visa to move to the US from the UK.

7) A man openly claimed during his application process that he was ‘evading the local authorities’ in his native Philippines and wanted to join his family in Australia. A ‘foot model’ applied for a visa to move from France to the US where their feet were apparently in ‘high demand’.

9) A woman applied for a UK visa after apparently securing ‘seasonal work as a zombie’ after going for an interview whilst on holiday.

10) A Peruvian man applied for a European visa to work as an ‘alpaca shearer’ during ‘shearing season’.

Read Source: http://whatshot.com.ng/top-ten-strangest-visa-applications

The Ghanaian beauty shared this beautiful photo on instagram with the caption “Lazy day for me 2day.. #NoMakeUp,#OldPj’s, lots of food & movies! WoopWoop!

Source: http://whatshot.com.ng/angelic-nadia-buari-without-makeup

After all the news, the trying to move one, saying each of them had moved on, each trying to hang out with other people, after all the dissing and ignoring of each other, finally Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together as a couple.

It all started with Justin sending a congratulations message to Selena’s family on the arrival of their new baby and Sel‘s younger sister, the Selena was seen wearing Justin’s shirt in public, the they both hung out on the 4th of July and Justin couldn’t hold his emotions as he took to twitter to let the world know he had a great time with Selena and then on of Selena’s new songs leaked and surprisingly it featured an original voicemail message from Justin Bieber to her (Apparently that did it) and Justin loved it and right now the ex-couple are no longer exes as they have officially gotten back together.

The reunion does come with a catch though — Selena will only stay with the Biebs if he “stops acting like a d-bag.”

The Voicemail Reads:

Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell you that
I love you so so so so much,
Just wanted to let you know that you are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the love in the world,
You are the love of my life.

Now’s all we got,
And time can’t be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

How Romantic?


Source: http://whatshot.com.ng/finally-selena-gomez-and-justin-bieber-are-back-together-selena-includes-justin-voice-mail-in-her-song

Emmyk: go and ask a drug addict

dont mind me.. But certainly you can drop all these.. Just like you've read afore, you should limit the time you spend online..get real life activities! And before you know it, the thing will be off your mind bit-by-bit.

So, *cough* Yes.... That's all!

Now you are talking. thank you

Thank you all for your helpful advice

tsidra: The 1st step I think u shuld take is... Uhm...(Clears throat) your ipad, bb, tablet, laptop, or whatever you use in viewing and following those entertainment sites dash me. *winks*
Step 2:- join Deeper Life, heard they don't watch tv nd things like that
Lol u actually turned your problem to a thread. U really are somfin

Would have done that but remember i need these devices for my job

k2039: "Habits are like a cable. We weave a strand of it everyday and soon it cannot be broken." I personally do not agree with the last part of his expression. I know they can be broken. Habits can be learned and unlearned. But I also know it isn't a quick fix. It involves a process and a tremendous commitment.

So the first question is, do you really want to stop, if you do you have to cultivate new habits, get busy with life, you will fall back at certain times, but if you are committed, then your commitment will get you out.

Thanks Bro. What steps can i take to break this one cos i really really want to

Emmyk: You need a life

How do you mean?

Hello Nairalanders, I'm a programmer in my mid twenties. i started visiting celebrity gossip/entertainment blogs late 2011 when i first came across lindaikeji..com. I fell in love instantly with the contents of her blog and before i knew it, i was frequenting and consuming every single posts and comments.
i have since discovered many more; Bellanaija, Nairaland celebrity section, ynaija.com, ladunlaidi..com, misspetite..com, lailasblog..com, whatshot.com.ng (whatshot.com.ng worsened my problem cos it bookmarks and bring the best of all other blogs together in one place)e.t.c

I feel very incomplete any day i miss visiting these blogs, i spend about 6-7 hours in total everyday moving from one gist/news blog to another, reading and laughing out loud to myself. Due to the nature of my work which requires me to sit in front of my computer all the time, i always find myself vying off to theses blogs every passing hour and before i recover myself to get back to work, another one or two hours have gone. I have blocked these sites severally from my computer but i personally unblock them when the cravings becomes uncontrollable

Since mid last year i have tried all manner of things to stop or reduce this all to no avail but rather i find myself spending even more and more time on these sites. This has badly affected my programming career and has made me far less productive and successful than i should be because the contents of these blogs tends to shut down the creative brain activities needed for my work after dwelling on them for so long.

Please what can i do to come out of this addiction?

if you can only wash the egine you will sell it higher....mtchewww