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Ever8090:
I don't know why this Japa of a thing doesn't freek me a bit......Shey na external life I dey go look for abi na money, if na money there is plenty of it in my country..

I have already started a process to farm 20 hectares of land to plant maize and cassava....watch out for the next millionaire right here in Nigeria

I hope you have done your feasibility study properly.

bobonla:
Kia. You went to same school with our president of the kwontree. Somewhere in Benin Republic

I was his senior. He left the school 4 yrs before the school was established. I graduated 6yrs before the establishment of the school.

bobonla:
Alright bro. If u have carryovers as a final year student, u are not a graduate yet. You must clear all ur courses b4 them issue u cert as a graduate. Then ur school will now forward ur name to nysc. Nysc will now upload it on their Portal wc will warrant u to register as a Corps member. Then again if ur above 30 u can't serve. They will give u letter of exemption. So for him to be a corper he's a cert graduate. U get the point now?

That's your school. Our school is different. In fact you can serve after your 3rd term exams in Js3.

Kinzo0917:
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Rule 2

Do the needful and ban him for life

Did I offend you

bobonla:
U sure if u graduate so or served? Weti concerned carryover student and service?

I have never been to school.

Samueltemi337:
You sound so much like Carndidladid
BTW what ruined your own life?

Couldn't be anything but preek

Realdeals:
Very true, several communicable diseases are transmitted via clippers

List them

AjegunleBoy:
if u get half carry over, u think say UNIBEN go allow u pass their gate?

You fit jump fence

Carndidlaydid:



Gullible things ...

Skirts and blouse make em lose their senses....


Then

Tits and azzss turn em into rapist


Factory fitted gender

Haven't you heard of leave well mortuary?

Sharpsharp00123:
a collapse niche right?

With the brain that believes u can have carry over then go for service n come back to sort your carry over

Niche indeed, no b only niche n Nicholas

I know the next thing is to tell me u can feed 1 million people for d rest of it life cos u people are too predictable

Chief niche who doesn't know anything but still want to argue, agree u are empty then move on

Take your L in peace

Take your problems to God.. What is wrong with you

Let's blame BAT.

Verydarkhearted:
why do you say so??

Just be carefully careful.

Sharpsharp00123:
see man wey believe person go finish nysc still return to school to do carry over

Oga I can't argue with someone like u

I have to create my own niche for people like you to feed on.

Sharpsharp00123:
see how u expose your illiteracy here, it's obvious u didn't attend any higher institution

So person wey get carry over go do clearance n his name will come out for nysc list?

U better face your nwa boy jejely

I didn't because I was paying your father's school fees.

Op you can use all the periods . Tell them you cant do it. My service yr. I took SS1 to 3 physics. Js3 basic tech. I noticed the agric teacher was performing some wonderful blunders in practicals. I opted in to help. The principal was like. You can handle agric as well. After a week I couldn't even teach a single class. Slow down you will just kill yourself by yourself.

jorion:
That's a very exotic dream.

Please, wake her up

I only smile whenever she make that statement.

jorion:
Hearing their big dreams about career and money, knowing in my heart that most of them won't be able to achieve it.

The smile I give.. 😂😂😂😂

The funniest part of talking to a woman

One is currently telling me how she wants to surpass Ngozi iwela.

Verydarkhearted:
I was constantly giving this girl money and doing data for her.. the first time we met she walked out on me in the morning just cause of small money in her account . She gets angry anytime I want to scold her. I noticed she only shows love and care and calls me sweet names when she wants something from me. Bro I stopped giving her. She has been begging me for a month now I just give her excuses. She don’t call me sweet names, or express love for me . I told her to move in to my house so I can take full responsibility of her she refused. I’ve left her to think we still dating just so I can be fuvking her anytime I feel like, I’ve started a new relationship with a good woman and I see the difference. This one has never asked me for a dime but rather even helped me pay off some bills without asking for a refund.

That your new relationship is a ticking time bomb.

Live well mortuary . Should be leave well mortuary

Uchenna10:
If ur papa gets sense,he for no born u....stop smoking cheap za.

no go de corrupt those innocent girls o

Uchenna10:
Initially I made up my mind to do it,but they changed the former principal,so the new one keeps talking about my dressing....it piss me off,kind of embarrassing.

Change mode of dressing then.

This bleeding gender

Uchenna10:
Abeg explain for me ....to teach just tire me.

I knew it wasn't about your dressing. .

Uchenna10:
No carry overs,get sense.

Teaching is boring. Tell us you know nothing we can understand

Uchenna10:
Don't mind the mumu.

Na the sense wey you no get make you ask this silly question

Moshybear:
If he had carryovers, he won't be serving in the first place

And you believed him ?

Tell us you want to go back and sort out your numerous carry overs.

Key soap

A lady I met while traveling to cross River state, expressed her intention of going into agriculture. Crop production to be precise. I promised to give her 5acres for a start.
I had the resources to run all the operations from start to finish. But I used my sense. I told her to invest 25%. Initially she subscribe to the deal. Two weeks after she gathered information from her gang of Jezebel she came up with the idea of us going into a relationship first. According to her we can build trust from there, I agreed.
I put the project on pause. Use that opportunity to milk all her natural resources . Two months when the project was supposed to kick start I gave the land out to my secondary school class mate. Today that guy is doing fine. Op you saw pussy and abandon your senses.

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