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A man is most vulnerable at the moment he is sexually pleasing a woman even if it's his wife..

Have you wondered why Jesus Christ never married.?

The devil too is single.

God the father is one.


Left for God he never wanted to create women.
He did so cos man persisted

God only wanted man to live with animals on earth and be happy.

Women are God's creation by man's request.

Look at it this way. People know that alcohol and cigarettes are harmful to the body but they still use them.

Just like alcohol and cigarettes, women are risks we take for pleasure. Some of us get lucky with the risk why some don't

A life well lived... At this age he was prepared

CyracksMrBlogger:
So why is the website not opening yet, they will come and be blaming us for not applying. I have been trying to apply for NDE for how many days now, NIN verification failed until the portal will close. They will come and be complaining why people don't apply for these jobs.

Chief which one is NDE pls

Omo site don crash Oh...

Who knows their entry salary abeg

He is an evidence that giants existed.
So if this is true then dinosaurs did too
And mamaid also did

My question is did vampires exist

When the guy suffers to show the girl love, they end up together and be happy.

That a blind poor villager is always having a healing power.

That all kings lives in the village

If hausa commit crime you go hear things like
Hoodlums
Bandits
Gunmen

If na southerners you go hear things like
Thieves
Armed robbers
Rapist
Ritualists


Which way Nigeria

But wait ooh

All those guys wey dey do who goes you
Cartel men
Wida you
Aro
Egede

Where were they abi where they not there...

Cultism na nonsense abeg

My girlfriend that year told me that it was only the cap that entered

Na buruntashi she dey sell ni abi kayamata

Person wey get this format fit be one small boy with his roommate from school...

Omo make una go find legit job. This format don cast na

Ilamina:
Is prison life tough as they say

It's better you spend 20yrs in an American or European prison than 7days in a Nigerian police cell.

Better still it's better to lock yourself up in your house for 6 months without seeing sunlight than spend 2days in Nigeria police station

This guy has told the truth more than some of our G.O

To be sincere, I was 19 years old

This is an everyday happening in Nigeria.

I once spent six months in Lagos police cell simply because our compound gutter was dirty...

I never knew I had been used to replace a criminal who was released overnight.

The story long but you see this our country, be careful when it has to do with police

ozo13:
na so me and one dey Waka for street that year for Abuja around airport axis, another guy wey dey come for opposite direction dey wink am, I just pretend as though I didn't see. Me wey no fit quarel for relationship matter.

Na for sauka you dey stay?

I stayed in gwarinpa for three weeks.. its so true.

As a man don't rely on your relationship with any lady who lives in Abuja and you don't get to see her on daily basis...

Both the sexy, pretty, beautiful and the very not beautiful ladies of Abuja are into sex for money one way or another.

Hit like if you opened the thread to see gorillas

How can I join in please

All our politicians their children are always graduating with first class from abroad universities....

Shimmaa:
It has a bigger chance to success. Stop being pessimistic.

I equally made a first class... But I am not the richest person from my class

Congratulations.... But please be guided as not to think that First class from a Nigerian university equals success in life.

Try to identify a problem and start solving it in our society, that's the new thrend

This is true.

Stop porn today and see how your relationship/marriage will blossom

As a man stop porn and you'd realize how strong you really are on bed

See how your earl morning erection will come back stronger


But my question is do women masturbte?

This is a long time thing na.

I know of a place where it is done till tomorrow.

Even if you want a twin you fit get

chatinent:
They say don't judge a book by its cover.
You chose to judge by makeup.

My judgement was statically measured and it was based on experience too.

Even you know this.

As long as she has this simple make-up... I can vouch that she is a good woman.

Away from this I have come to realize that very naturally beautiful ladies don't really make up. That just shine .

You see those heavy makeups na the ones wey don spoil dey run am

I kissed our housemaid.
Next day she fell sick.
I nearly ran away from home .
For months I was thinking she was pregnant.
Kai blessing.

I grew leen over night. Then dey find wetin dey do me na only know even the blessing no know

You don't joke with sleep.
The body is wired to repair itself with it.
The organ that enjoys the effect of sleeping is the brain 🧠.

No matter what you do, aim for 7 hrs every day

Life is not balanced...

You can't have it all

From the position of your eyeballs, I can tell how much kolos you bought

If any man deserves an award for abandoning ladies in restaurants it should be me.

Once you order unnecessarily I will ask for the rest room, the rest is history.

I took you out on a date probably a first date and you order food of 12k and still you didn't finish it. You eat the meat half way and drop it even when it is sweet.

You drink bottle water half way and leave the rest there instead of taking it along.

The last girl I left was at Kilimanjaro restaurant. She didn't even have transport let alone the money for the bill.

The manager called me and told the to hold her phone till she comes to pay.
Two later I took another girl there this time around they asked me to pay at the counter.

I am still dating the last girl I took there cos she only ordered with her senses.

Nature Is more disappointed at you for ending the life of that innocent rodent just like that