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Me after eating, I like to lick the plate (like use my tongue and literally wash it neat), even my mom has talked about it saying and I quote "if you marry tomorrow and give birth, is it how you will be licking plate in front of your kids after eating"

I just smiled and said when that time comes, I will know what to do

But e get as e go be, I will still lick plate in front of my children (but I go hide lick am Sha)

U should thank God

Shows u are healthy

PerfectStranger:
Since i saw vag!na hair pieces inside the egusi i ordered, I now cook by myself whether delicious or not.

guy u are funny o

How u take know the hair na from vagina, u do sample test for the hair

Are u sure the buses and cars were not flying and jumping

I will suggest welding, because it looks more realistic than barbing

Most people can barb their hairs by themselves without going to any barbing shop, Due to reasons of rechargeable clippers being in circulation in the market, high cost of fuel leading to high cost/billing in the barbing shop

Welding is more of a handskill than barbing

Word

Do not break your back to please people,

And let your helping to people be limited,

Example giving out money you can let go of easily when asked, so that if the repayer refuses to pay back, u will not really feel the impact

Try to recall whether before I commot, I close my room window

So that when rain start (especially those one with better breeze), e no go enter my room

Samantha125:
Listen to this beats and tell me if I'm high or drunk.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GNTR-zPGw?si=wprDS9doPazKim6O

love this beat

Nice one

Samantha125:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQFDWM-6ytA?si=3ULB1GgjjV7OvHv2

maybe afrobeats

Somebody shout April Full

I hope say e no get radio

Most things they build now, usually carry radio, even when it's not necessary, like inverters and some solar panels, they produce now

If e carry radio, no say e no go last

Preciousgirl:
No, clearing all background noise except the people talking

ok, cannot do that

Preciousgirl:
Oh

do u mean muting it totally, so that the background noise, voices, music.

Everything will be silent and quiet, if it is that I can do it

Reverse psychology is still the best for following women

Even if she is beautiful, say she is ugly and she is not as beautiful as you thought

Now she will be surprised, that this is unusual, because she is used to people given her good remark for her looks

So she now left with the job of proving to u, she is beautiful

Good, I accept

Lovely movie back then

Eyaa derico,

derico nwa muo Ò odeshi

Op na co.los, abi na Arizona

Which one

This thing u write, can a woman do half of it, for a man

Love800:
Yes. What does it mean?

like making there shops look busy

Like as if, there is a high patronage or plenty customers coming

Are they more beautiful than the Fulani women from the north(Nigeria)

I doubt that

It's a cruel world Guy, just move on

Once u sense a red flag, just follow your instinct, it never lies

Mercisharelove:
Very simple....

Early morning water.

Before you wake up drunk plenty of water and sleep back, when you wake up to urinate, drink water again, your system will be flushed and you will discover how strong your penis is and how sweet your vaginal become when they no longer contain smelly ingredients and dirty substances inhabiting the channel's.

Try it tomorrow morning and thank me later

still waiting on the levels of wave discussion

TheBreastSucker:
It's been a long while since I sucked your breasts, let's arrange and meet at the usual place

Werey

Which usual place,

Abi the usual place u dey talk na nairaland

Mercisharelove:
Most times the hate wave rises above the rational right.

Control your hate wave

Don't really understand what u are saying

Do control your hate wave also

Mercisharelove:
Your challenges, your crisis are bridges that connects you to the next level of your life. Learn from them, if you couldn't learn anything from your challenges, then, there will a throwback. A carryover, because you would have to repeat the same class, the same crisis!

what's your inspiration for this writing

Or

What inspired it

You can check at phone slot

Itel A70

Very Good phone

Usa12:
with the 1000 you can get 3 gigs for 1 month

I will contact u, for my next subscription

Op, you dey ball like jayjay

Omo the story longgg

Go listen to jayjay by ruga, then after that

relax, u need am

I hope no be your dick dey do the thinking, abi na crushing

Better guage yourself well, especially if she comes to buy something. If not, you fit dey hand am market on credit. At the end puna, u fit no see