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Funaab iz a shit!i regret takin u as my choice of institution,if i had know!

horpeyemmi66: It takes two to tango...cos you are being a biased Sheriff here. Why didn't the sentimental mutt(permit my choice of word), mind his fuc*ing business....and what you wrote is an hypothesis.

guy,am nt judging against u,i just want to balance d argument...am even perturbed 4 u to av said i wrote an hypothesis buh all d same let us just folow peace wit al men..thank u sir''

horpeyemmi66: How can I be afraid(*giggles*) ;that I said above average I meant a lot above average.
Pds: 382/500
Jamb: 240
Post-Utme: 68%...its now just so awesome knowing you are a psychotic mutt. Judging from the gibberish you wrote, you are simply being sentimental and paranoid...You can end your silly fustration by using a gibbet.

guy,don't make this thing a duet btw u and d formal! is a matter of understanding..try nd understand ursef,u av d highest score dusn't gv u d probability to b admitted,av witnessed many higher ranges of score in my skul of choice nd they are yet to gt admision while the woughful ones av gotin theirz,so havin such notion is very lethargic to b precise!!..let us jst hold on to God nd cross our fingers 4 d miracle of God to manifest.wether sentimental or no sentimental,we aint to discourage anybody watsoever..cz the joy lies wen we all got admitted..#peace!

olufizzy: In lautech official list,atre they คlร๏ gonna include we that didn't choose them in jamb?

yeah

phemmyjohnson: I suppose Flog you..
You shud still be happy you're now admitted..
Boss, the info concerning the list will not exceed this week..
For now, Just be grateful u're admitted..

phemmyjohnson: I suppose Flog you..
You shud still be happy you're now admitted..
Boss, the info concerning the list will not exceed this week..
For now, Just be grateful u're admitted..

lol

horpeyemmi66: It's quite amazing how a University can decide to exploit poor students to enrich their pockets...Look at the whole scenario from my own vantage point : A Student who didn't pick LAUTECH on his/her exam slip for any course whatsoever...the school doesn't have them on its database, and you expect them to offer you admission(stemming from the List JAMB sends to them), prepostrous!. To me that is just a fluke...the N3,000 might be gone just like that.
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Why do you think they released your result after that of the ''bonafide'' applicants?
Those who have the Legs can get their way in but what about the ''unfortunate cripples''?
Just baring my mind out,neither am I the almighty...and am open to all constructive criticism.
**********************************
............Yours
....................Cynical Critic.

you said it all bro..sum1 with logical reasoning who cn deduce a sane conclusion wil knw dat sumtin is fishy abt d skul admisen 4 wil 2nd aspirant..i reason wit u jare bro.buh all d same..i believe sumtin good shal cums out 4rm it..whether they like it or not they wil 1day release d list..

Patoskid: Funaab?? U also an aspirant?? I have alwedi been offered admission. Just wanna knw weda no be say lautech jse chop pple money

are u also funab aspirant..!am nt yet admitted,wat s ur compsite!

Will dia be 3rd batch!!..ohh i wish i cud be in funaab.i rily tank God wu has made me a ladokite.so it z true we shudn't put al egg in 1 basket.i tank God.all d same stil waitin 4 unaab update sha!

Patoskid: Hi pals! Plz iz there anyone who didn't picked the school in jamb offered admission?

ans dz que..i so hate thz thread so boring nt like d skul i wilingly to go(funaab)

ollykay619: Please does anyone have any genuine info abt when d second list will be release on funaab website.

wednesday latest

adeniyie140: @nizzy, pls explain ur last statement

theY ARE takin 4,000 cndidate nd 2,500left to be takin.

olufizzy: Have You or anyone in the saмe predicament with us been given admission that You know of?

as for d 2nd aspirants none of us is yet to gain admisen,i went 2 d skul 2dae to see 1 of my relative mrs oduola.she is workin in d admisen office.they are jst compilin d list nd she even show me sum copies,she told me they are pikin ntin less than 2,500cndidates in wich cndidate with 200 take 1,000 spaces..alredi 4thousandplus cndidate has bin taken 4 1stbtch..so i wish u all d best of luck!

Oluperfect: 51.7,yes

av u chekt jamb web?

Oluperfect: am here oh,i dnt knw wetin do dem

wat z ur compsite nd do use a.r?

Pls is dia any science aspirants that are yet to b admited.signify plz!

Plz if there s any aspirant of 2nd choice that has bin given admisen via jamb shu signify,,, Plz if there s any aspirant of 2nd choice that has bin given admisen via jamb shu signify,,,

rotyme: based on the 6.30pm broadcast, let count down begun! 6 minutes to go

mumu

rotyme: based on the 6.30pm broadcast, let count down begun! 6 minutes to go

mumu

Bibbzy: Been quiet in here 4 almst a month now!.... Sumtyms i just luk down! Tears abt 2 rol down frm my eyes! Askin mysef, Why does diz country make we managemnt studnts feel lyk we ar unfortunate? We'v seen sooo many scienc studnts dat didnt even score up 2 wat we scord nd hav bin given admssn! Tho our scor myt nt b dat high! Dnt get me wrng! Just sayn, u get more opportunitiz! cmpard to we managemnts! We desrv sumtin too! We too ar readin! Studyin hard! Burnin night candles! Why do dey mak us feel lyk we ar less fortunate? WHY?!!! WHY?!! WHY?! HAAAA! #sorrowful!

how many candles did u burnt?

Bibbzy: Been quiet in here 4 almst a month now!.... Sumtyms i just luk down! Tears abt 2 rol down frm my eyes! Askin mysef, Why does diz country make we managemnt studnts feel lyk we ar unfortunate? We'v seen sooo many scienc studnts dat didnt even score up 2 wat we scord nd hav bin given admssn! Tho our scor myt nt b dat high! Dnt get me wrng! Just sayn, u get more opportunitiz! cmpard to we managemnts! We desrv sumtin too! We too ar readin! Studyin hard! Burnin night candles! Why do dey mak us feel lyk we ar less fortunate? WHY?!!! WHY?!! WHY?! HAAAA! #sorrowful!

how many candles did u burnt?

Pls wen is d aceptance fee closing.i knw is 2dae jus wana knw d time..

yungf: we knw dey will release it but na d time b koko

keep ur calm guy,expect d list on or b4 16 of dz month!

Bimfo: Now U ave sounded stupid.. Pls swerve away!

can't exchange words wit u!u re dead already!

Bimfo: Now U ave sounded stupid.. Pls swerve away!

can't exchange words with u..u are dead already!!

yungf: when??

veri sun

Bimfo: I dont do Whatsapp.. You cant see me on facebook..

I still do 2go some nights..

And I am very active on BBM(but u said u dont do BBM na)

my 2go username is "Bimfo"

@bimfo,i didn't knw dat some kind of people like you stil exist oo with ur belief sayn dia z no God..so,u stil hav d worst sin than me!!chai"abeg if u wana knw God,just find a way of kiling ursef,am veri sure u wil knw God..!!

Lautech sets to release her merit admission list..

peluscoten: K
YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED 2
ME EALIER TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET
OVER
IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK
SOMETIN 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING
DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN
STARING
AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT
WALKING
TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED
WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM
AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT
IN
FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME
LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID
"HI"THEN I WENT
ON TO GET A CAN COKE.CAN U
BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A
LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE
WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTING.
BUT I TRIED TO STAYFRIENDLY" I JUST SAID
"HI" HE FINALLYRESPONDED AND
SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST
LIKE MY
YOUNGEST SON...WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING
MAD AS I
EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE
SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS
SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO
DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I
CAN".
HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4
PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN
LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I
SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT
HE
COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE.
THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE
COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER
AND
WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURND
AND SAID "BYE BABY BOY". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE
SAID
THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID
WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER,
N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE
EQUALS
N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U
ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED.
DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!".
I
QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME
TO SEE
THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I
RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX
CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME
COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE
WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON
PULLING
AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM
PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST,
SEE
AS YOU
JUST DEY SERIOUS DEY READ THE STORY!!!!

peluscoten: K
YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED 2
ME EALIER TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET
OVER
IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK
SOMETIN 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING
DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN
STARING
AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT
WALKING
TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED
WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM
AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT
IN
FRONT OF ME! I TRIED 2 SHOW HIM SOME
LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID
"HI"THEN I WENT
ON TO GET A CAN COKE.CAN U
BELIEVE THE
SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A
LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE
WAS
FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTING.
BUT I TRIED TO STAYFRIENDLY" I JUST SAID
"HI" HE FINALLYRESPONDED AND
SAID, "I AM
SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST
LIKE MY
YOUNGEST SON...WE JUST BURIED HIM 2WKS
AGO. I FELT STUPID 4 GETING
MAD AS I
EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE
SAID
HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS
SON IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO
DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID "IF I
CAN".
HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS
SON NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4
PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN
LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I
SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE DAD". SO DAT
HE
COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE.
THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I
HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE
COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER
AND
WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE DAD". HE
TURND
AND SAID "BYE BABY BOY". WHEN THE
CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE
SAID
THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID
WHAT!!...CAN
U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER,
N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE
EQUALS
N6750?. SHE SAID "YOUR DAD SAID U
ARE
PAYING 4 HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED.
DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!".
I
QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME
TO SEE
THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I
RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS
SCREAMING..."EX
CUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED
RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME
COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE
WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON
PULLING
AND
PULLING HIS LEGS!!! JUST LIKE AM
PULLING YOURS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST,
SEE
AS YOU
JUST DEY SERIOUS DEY READ THE STORY!!!!

[quote author=peluscoten]K
YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED 2
ME EALIER TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET
OVER
IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK
SOMETIN 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING
DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN
STARING
AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT
WALKING
TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED
WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM
AND
TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT
IN
FRONT..hmmm cheat master thnz

Dhellake: Forget all this talks about "Did he create himself" If it is a must belief that someone created us all, then who created that so called God?? If he can exist without having someone create him, then you should not argue with Atheists from the angle of creation, I am not an atheist, just arguing from that end.

hey!stop 4rm dat end,nbody shu argue to the point dat who created God,the fact is just that it is incomprehensible,if it hapens ur belief in God is ntin.continue nbody wil force anybody,there is right to religion in d constitutions of nigeria,all i believe is dat the day of Accountability is sure!

ogalandlord: I went to the senate building last week,senate and admissions office to be precise to find out why my name was'nt on the first list and if I would be on d second list, but they told me no hope I was even showed the list only 43 students were picked 4 economics wit d highest composite of 73 and lowest of 58 and myn was 54. So if you're still waiting for second list with a low score and you don't know anybody then no admission for you.

bro,are u sure of wat u are saying,nd precise wat abt we science students?

horpeyemmi66: No, you just pay once and that would suffice for the whole programme

no i mean the actual skul fee we gonna pay per year

I prophesize to evry hands that type amen..that this week,the door of favor,success and blessing that has bin shut against you,shall open 4 u nd u shall al av the full course to glorify his name in Jesus name..AMEN

horpeyemmi66: TUITION FEE ANALYSIS
1. Acceptance fee: N15, 000
2. Indigene: N100, 000(Osun and Oyo States)
3. Non-indigene: N115, 000(Other states)
4. ICT: N11, 400
5. Text book: N8, 900
6. Health fee: N1, 400

shey na all dz maney we gonna pay every session.?

How much are we gonna pay 4 skul fee nd acceptance fee..?