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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man For Circulating Nude Video Of Young Woman In Bayelsa by Nkl4u: 5:27am On Sep 07, 2024
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The dumbest thing a man can do out of scorn is to post his lady's nuudes just because she cheated on him.

If she cheated on you with one man, that leak alone will bring her 820 new friend requests and link her up with a minimum of 300 men actively reaching out.

At least 224 of them will act as empathizers, demonize you, and offer unsolicited pro bono counsel, 37 of them will give up interest when they look at the nuudes one more time and realize her body isn't all that, 21 will side you and body shame her because she isn't responding to their advances, while 18 of them will persevere and eventually get to shag her.

But that's not the painful part.

Depending on how viral the leak is, the painful part is the over 3,043 men who wouldn't even reach out to her but will masturbate to her leaks.

I don't know about you, but I will; as long as the clip is somewhat longer than Tiwa's and more interesting than that of Moyo, I will beat my ram meat to it.

And the irony is,
Leak groups on Telegram have the highest subscribers. We will all demonize the leaker, but consume the leak.

That is why it is a very dumb thing to leak anyone's nuudes, because you may go to jail for free and no one will ever tell you 'thank you for giving me something to orgasm with'.

Such martyrdom is plain stupidity, but someone has to do it for us, and that's why stupidity exists.
Dude is back grin
Food › Re: 500 Naira Goat Meat Pepper Soup In Kaduna (pictures/video) by Nkl4u: 1:21am On Sep 06, 2024
Zonefree:
There's no where in Nigeria that pepper soup is N500.
I bought same last week
Crime › Re: Someone Ordered A Large Amount Of Food & Drinks From My Shop Yesterday And Fled by Nkl4u: 2:54pm On Sep 04, 2024
I think you need cctv to be able to monitor what’s happening in and around your shop
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by Nkl4u: 10:38am On Sep 02, 2024
Gucciboy:
Pity votes always win BBN,now Victoria is going to swoop in a lot of pity votes.

It's pretty clear people didn't know shatoria strategy
It won't work this year
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by Nkl4u: 10:31am On Sep 02, 2024
Lauryn41:
As of right now

Wanni , Victoria and Shaun are the strongest in that house

DoubleKay will sadly loose out on the money with their indecisiveness
No they won't. Their fans have agreed to vote for kellyrae
Food › Re: Picture Of A Man Dressed Up With Tubers Of Yam by Nkl4u: 5:43pm On Aug 31, 2024
He looks like the yam tho undecided
Food › Re: Which of these stews would you go for with your rice? (pictures) by Nkl4u: 7:18pm On Aug 29, 2024
Turkey stew
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Nurse Over Death Of Lady Undergoing Butt Enlargement In Lagos by Nkl4u: 5:59am On Aug 29, 2024
Why use your hand to buy your own death? If she needed it badly, she should have hit the gym. I wonder the explanation she will give to God.

Pls ladies, learn to love yourself the way you were created.
Career › Re: Shipping Agencies Approve N200,000 Minimum Wage For Workers by Nkl4u: 5:42pm On Aug 26, 2024
To take effect from when?
Romance › Re: Lady Removes Tattoo Of Her Ex-Boyfriend From Her Body After Breakup by Nkl4u: 1:51pm On Aug 25, 2024
JASONjnr:
Breakfast too sure! 😊😊😊

Sometimes, a promising relationship can lead to marriage and still scatter afterwards....

If a woman has the fear of God and willing to endure, then the marriage will stand. But if she no wan gree for anybody, na so the relationship go scatter...
So it's only women that can endure, men can't? undecided
Food › Re: ₦1000 Suya I Bought Yesterday (photo) by Nkl4u: 3:58pm On Aug 24, 2024
This looks like dog meat 🙄
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Reveals What He Will Miss After His Traditional Marriage by Nkl4u: 8:07pm On Aug 23, 2024
Veste:
I'm still regretting why I am married undecided. 90% of Nigerian women these days are not worthy to be called wives. Stay single if you can, or better get a child out of wedlock.
Why then did you get married? Kuku divorce nau🙄
Romance › Re: Lady Burst Into Tears After Being Dumped Over Her ‘small’ Backside by Nkl4u: 12:01pm On Aug 22, 2024
Was he blind? Didn’t he see she had a small backside before asking her out?

Anyways sha she be clout chaser
Romance › Re: "No Girl Is Genuinely Happy Until She Gets Married" - Nigerian Lady by Nkl4u: 1:20pm On Aug 21, 2024
Una done come again oo🙄🙄
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by Nkl4u: 10:21pm On Aug 18, 2024
Bennytwin:
Oh plsss shut it! I watched this

She asked Shaun,so as her mum's sisters came to stay with the mum,that the dad sleeps with them...Shaun asked her what? She said like she is asking

Is just like someone saying,so as I m staying with my uncle,he is sleeping with me. I don't know how to put it,but it was a rhetoric question and Shaun and herself even laughed it off!

I m getting tired of all these lies and perpetual half truths peddled against the twin gals!
I barely tuned in when tjay and Ben called the housemates to address them and I heard this.

So how did you guys turn it around all of a sudden!

I blame those girls for not knowing how to play Nigerians! They should have saved Ruthie so they will be saints and you guys will be properly deceived!
Even with the video evidence, you’re still trying to twist it. Na wa oo.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by Nkl4u: 2:50am On Aug 18, 2024
PNomsule:
I wish Shaun elects to discard them so their unfounded tolotolo shoulder will drop. Painfully non of the hms wants to stand up to them and call their bluff!
Ruthie did🤣
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shuts Down IG With Hot New Photos Days After His Release From Prison by Nkl4u: 8:59pm On Aug 12, 2024
His peepee is clearly visible 🤣🤣
Travel › Re: Nigerian Immigration Investigates Torn Passport Incident At Lagos Airport by Nkl4u: 8:33am On Aug 12, 2024
That woman is a ticking time bomb. I feel so sorry for the man

She should be penalised/punished heavily
Agriculture › Re: Farmers: How're You Coping With The Drought? by Nkl4u:
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Education › Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Shocking Transformation Photos by Nkl4u: 4:11pm On Aug 09, 2024
Omo! This one shock me oo shocked
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr Joins Rihanna At Crop Over Carnival (Photos, Video) by Nkl4u: 6:11pm On Aug 07, 2024
So how’s this news?? Rubbish
Education › Re: Vandalism Hits Maimuna Gwarzo Nursery And Primary School In Kaduna, Despite Gove by Nkl4u: 2:32pm On Aug 07, 2024
This is highly condemnable
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Celebrates Release From The Prison With Boat Cruise Party by Nkl4u: 2:29pm On Aug 07, 2024
Shim went on vacation🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Moment Lady’s Wig Got Stolen During Marriage Proposal (video) by Nkl4u: 1:54pm On Aug 07, 2024
Na the guy ex yank off the wig from her head cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by Nkl4u: 8:33am On Aug 07, 2024
DGOODLYF:
The moment TAMI(Toyosi and Damilola) realized dat Doublekay are married couple....the shock ehn...no b small



Vote Doublekay!!!!
The shock on their faces🤣🤣
Family › Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by Nkl4u: 2:20pm On Aug 06, 2024
DevilsEqual:
This comment is devoid

Virginity doesnt automatically invalidates Good characters, unmatching Genotype, being Ambitious or whatever other quality u want in women


These things arent Mutually-exclusive

They can co-exist in same individual and Yes , If i have to choose between them, I would choose...

A virgin with good character over a non-virgin with good character
A virgin with bad character over a non-virgin with bad character
How do I like this post a million times😘
Politics › Re: Ojota Protesters Say They Rejected Govt’s N5,000 To Shun Protest by Nkl4u: 5:02pm On Aug 05, 2024
trutharena:
These Ojota protesters are just looking for attention. Rejecting N5,000 is foolishness when they could have used that money to better their situation. They should focus on real solutions instead of playing the victim.
So 5,000 is what you need to better your solution. What a shame!
Celebrities › Re: Jerry Williams Beats Up His Girlfriend As She Lands In Hospital (Video) by Nkl4u: 12:15pm On Aug 05, 2024
Oh this guy wey hard drugs Don almost consume. They hardly give him movie roles.

The girlfriend better quit the relationship if she wants to stay alive.
Politics › Re: Obaseki Blames FG For Hardship As Protesters Worship On The Streets by Nkl4u: 6:54am On Aug 05, 2024
Obaseki will you keep quiet. What meaningful impact has your govt brought to the good people of Edo state?
Politics › Re: I Have Released N570bn To Governors To Tackle Hunger- Tinubu by Nkl4u: 12:05pm On Aug 04, 2024
Na palliatives go kill you and your govt. why can’t you channel the money into something that will benefits the whole country?
Crime › Re: Madman On Rampage At Ebonyi International Market, Raping, Molesting Women by Nkl4u: 11:55am On Aug 04, 2024
A mad man raped a seven year old girl in broad day light and none could think of using machetes, knives , dagger or worst still a gun on him.

Those that were present should be ashamed of themselves. They failed that poor innocent girl.

The women in that market should as a matter of urgency armed themselves with either a knife, pepper spray or any dangerous weapon they can lay their hands on. Let the useless mad man comes and send him to his early grace.
Health › Re: Indian Man Who Put Long Live Eel & Lemon Into His Anus Undergoes Surgery by Nkl4u: 6:03pm On Aug 03, 2024
Just when I thought I have seen it all shocked. What sorts of fetish behavior is this kwanu?

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