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Crime / Re: Blasphemy: Residents Burn Neighbour’s House, Car In Katsina Over Facebook Post by Nlandmodesfku: 11:23pm On Feb 01
In the midst of the hardships brought upon Nigeria by the these head slamming buffoons, they still displaying even more wickedness. Whenever people call for this piece of shitt to be broken, they cry like monkeys
Business / Re: 1978 Naira Exchange Rate With Dollar by Nlandmodesfku: 11:19pm On Feb 01
Tinubu is a punk, bereft of ideas, desperate for powers just like Buhari. Who cursed Nigeria with these witches?
Business / Re: Naira Falls To Record Low Of N1,515 /$1 At The Black Market by Nlandmodesfku: 10:43pm On Feb 01
Woe unto Tinubu and his gang of thieves for they brought hardship upon the people
Health / Re: Tiktok Doctor Posts Before And After Pics With Horrifying Results(pictures) by Nlandmodesfku: 5:39pm On Jan 21
I think what he called surgery is called filter in this part of the world
Health / Re: Boyi Thankgod: Soldier commits 'suicide' in Ogun Barracks by Nlandmodesfku: 10:50pm On Jan 16
Tinubu, Buhari, have been a source of pain on this country.

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Crime / Re: ASP Edet Inyang Faints After Torture By Army Officers by Nlandmodesfku: 10:40am On Jan 12
Nigerian soldiers re useless. Couldn't defeat the ragtag bokoharam for years but are quick to unleash terror on innocent people. Woe unto them

As for the npf, they're equally worthless
Politics / Re: Soldiers Who Tortured Civilians In Rivers State Have Been Arrested by Nlandmodesfku: 7:30am On Jan 11
Waterlilly:
I don't know how Nigerian's see it, The Nigeria army has lost their value.
They never had any value

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Politics / Re: I Didn’t Invite Tinubu To Intervene In Rivers Crisis – Wike by Nlandmodesfku: 10:31pm On Dec 24, 2023
nstore:
“Don’t pull the ladder you used to climb up. If you know you are coming back...”
Hmm..
“Do unto others what you want them do unto you...

🙏 Love Conquers All..
I'll not only pull it, I'll burn it.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Becomes Homeless In The Uk After His Wife Dumped Him by Nlandmodesfku: 5:25pm On Dec 24, 2023
These bloody lesbians are demonic. They're usually irrational and crazy. You can only apply wisdom when dealing with her.

If you're dating a lesbian, there are tips to know. I went out with one recently and discover a lot about those lunatics.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Threatened Fubara To Sign Resolution, Ex-commissioner by Nlandmodesfku: 10:54am On Dec 22, 2023
SIM is being careful. The judiciary is compromised and can be used to remove him. If not, what can they do to him?
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly: All 27 pro-Wike Lawmakers Defect To APC, Wave Flags by Nlandmodesfku: 11:19am On Dec 11, 2023
It's a terrible time in Rivers politics. What I know is that Wike can't win. Some of his lowlives law makers will go with Sim at the last minutes. APC will also turn chaotic because of Amaechi
Romance / Re: "Have You Ever Seen Love And Ran Away? by Nlandmodesfku: 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2023
Lukepeter:

Yes he is or maybe impotent.

"For your information, she was everything my spec, pretty fair, sensible and homely Igbo girl, with massive sense of humor and beautiful smile, and she can cook pass chef baci 🤝💯but guy man no get time for love"

You describe somebody like this and you didn't fvck because you don't have time for Love. What rubbish.
You're sick! So, The fact that someone's my spec, ticks all the boxes automatically means you you should both explore each others private parts?
Romance / Re: "Have You Ever Seen Love And Ran Away? by Nlandmodesfku: 4:12pm On Nov 16, 2023
Lukepeter:

You no fvck her be that? What a coward.
coward because he didn't Bleep a girl? Are u high?

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Politics / Re: Protest Rocks Abuja As Wike’s Men Crush 470 Motorcycles by Nlandmodesfku: 7:46am On Sep 29, 2023
Wike is a mad fellow. He's going to impose hardship in Abuja just like he did in Rivers State. He's not a leader
Foreign Affairs / Re: Burkina Faso Doctor Sent To Frontline For Criticizing Military Over Insecurity by Nlandmodesfku: 7:33pm On Sep 25, 2023
We're already at the front lines in Nigeria
Food / Re: Erisco Foods Arrests Chioma Egodi For Saying There Is Too Much Sugar In Tomato by Nlandmodesfku: 7:29pm On Sep 25, 2023
Tyranny strives in a lawless society.

Try this nonsense in the UK, that stupid company of fake goods would've folded up the same day. Nobody will buy anything from them again

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu's Ministers And Their Portfolios (Full List) by Nlandmodesfku: 10:09pm On Aug 16, 2023
Nyesom Wike, the drunkard from Rumupirikon . He's going to rig election in Abuja to the amazement of Abuja people.

He's a magical rigging machine. How he was able to perform the rigging he did in Rivers State would be studied in the future.
Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by Nlandmodesfku: 9:50pm On Aug 10, 2023
It won't hurt... See the result.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala & President Tinubu In His Office In Aso Rock by Nlandmodesfku: 11:13pm On Aug 08, 2023
Why did she visit the retirement home? Is she looking to retire?

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Education / Re: Sexual Harassment From Lecturer by Nlandmodesfku: 11:28am On Aug 08, 2023
Let her gather evidence and if possible, set him up in a hotel afterwards. People like that deserve to be jobless
Politics / Re: How DSS, Ribadu Asked Senate Not To Confirm El-Rufai, Danladi, Okotete - SR by Nlandmodesfku: 11:05am On Aug 08, 2023
Apabio the famous off the mic is now a law maker.. 🤔

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