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PoliticsReno Omokri Wants FG To Start Publishing Names Of Skull Miners, Drug Traffickers by NLCreator666(op): 11:32am On Sep 03, 2024
Do you think the Federal Government of Nigeria should start publishing the states of origin of drug traffickers arrested abroad to shame the state governments to take action to stem the menace that is bringing the Nigerian passport into disrepute?

PoliticsHardship: Nigerians Now Migrating To Niger In Search Of Jobs - Jaafar Jaafar by NLCreator666(op): 3:40pm On Sep 02, 2024
In the past, Tuaregs and other migrants from Niger Republic served as our domestic security guards, tea hawkers and water-mongers, but reverse is now the case. As naira depreciates against CFA franc, Nigerian artisans are now migrating to Niger in search of jobs.
https://x.com/JaafarSJaafar/status/1830605997989363765?s=19

PoliticsCommunity Members Ambush Bandits, Kill Over 30 In Zamfara by NLCreator666(op): 9:16am On Aug 30, 2024
Community members of Matusgi village in Talata Mafara local government area of Zamfara State, on Wednesday, foiled an attack by armed bandits who stormed the community to kidnap residents and rustle cattle.

DAILY POST gathered that the armed bandits in their large numbers, faced stiff opposition from the villagers who were earlier informed about the invasion, as they came out en masse with local weapons, including fabricated guns against the bandits.

According to one of the villagers, identified as Usman Matusgi, unlike previous bandits’ operation, when everybody would be running for safety, this time, the bandits had unexpectedly received fire power from the villagers, from various angles saying that the situation forced the bandits to retreat.

“The bandits, while struggling to escape into a nearby forest, returned fire on the locals during which three people were killed.

“We killed over 30 of them and many were injured before they retreated; they were faced with the locally-made ammunition that were fired by the ambushing locals in defense of the community”, he added.

According to him, many villages would borrow a leaf from them and banditry activities would gradually come to an end in the state.

“The community members should assist the military and security operatives by engaging the terrorists in operation fire for fire.

“They are human beings like us and we should not leave everything about security only in the hands of the security operatives,” he stated.
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/30/community-members-ambush-bandits-kill-over-30-in-zamfara/
PoliticsAsiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by NLCreator666(op): 10:50am On Aug 28, 2024
A group of fanatical lawyers known as Asiwaju Lawyers has threatened to sue bandits if they don't take down a TikTok video they made in the forest mocking Tinubu and tender an unreserved apology to the president within 48 hours.

"Bandits, ronu o!" yelled Chief Obafemi, the lead counsel for the self-proclaimed Asiwaju Lawyers. "We give you 48 hours to take down that derogatory, defamatory, and disgusting video you shared on TikTok against our Asiwaju, or else we’ll sue you for… (pauses dramatically) defamation!"

"But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?"

Obafemi grinned. "That’s the beauty of it! We’ll sue them as John Doe. If they don’t show up in court, we win by default!"

The room exploded in applause over the sheer brilliance of Chief Obafemi.

While the applause was ongoing, senior attorney Funmi came up with a brilliant idea: "Sir, let’s also insist they add 'Long Live the President!' at the end of the apology, in five different languages—Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, English, and Latin—just to be thorough."

"And Arabic, too," Counsel Toby added. "And if they fail to comply, we shall drag them to court! Not just any court, mind you, but the Supreme Court! We'll sue them for defamation, for incitement, for disturbing the peace... and for bad dancing!"

Again, the room erupted in applause. "That’s a brilliant idea," Chief Obafemi hailed Funmi and Toby.

"We could also launch a counter-video showing the president's achievements," Toby suggested.

"But the President doesn't have any achievements yet," Chief Obafemi interrupted. "Let's focus on the lawsuit and leave the achievements to the media aides."

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