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Do you think the Federal Government of Nigeria should start publishing the states of origin of drug traffickers arrested abroad to shame the state governments to take action to stem the menace that is bringing the Nigerian passport into disrepute?
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In the past, Tuaregs and other migrants from Niger Republic served as our domestic security guards, tea hawkers and water-mongers, but reverse is now the case. As naira depreciates against CFA franc, Nigerian artisans are now migrating to Niger in search of jobs.https://x.com/JaafarSJaafar/status/1830605997989363765?s=19
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Community members of Matusgi village in Talata Mafara local government area of Zamfara State, on Wednesday, foiled an attack by armed bandits who stormed the community to kidnap residents and rustle cattle.https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/30/community-members-ambush-bandits-kill-over-30-in-zamfara/ |
A group of fanatical lawyers known as Asiwaju Lawyers has threatened to sue bandits if they don't take down a TikTok video they made in the forest mocking Tinubu and tender an unreserved apology to the president within 48 hours. "Bandits, ronu o!" yelled Chief Obafemi, the lead counsel for the self-proclaimed Asiwaju Lawyers. "We give you 48 hours to take down that derogatory, defamatory, and disgusting video you shared on TikTok against our Asiwaju, or else we’ll sue you for… (pauses dramatically) defamation!" "But Chief," Junior Counsel Ayodele interrupted timidly, "how do we sue bandits? We don’t even know who they are! And how do we serve legal papers to them? Do we send a bailiff into the forest or simply tag them on TikTok?" Obafemi grinned. "That’s the beauty of it! We’ll sue them as John Doe. If they don’t show up in court, we win by default!" The room exploded in applause over the sheer brilliance of Chief Obafemi. While the applause was ongoing, senior attorney Funmi came up with a brilliant idea: "Sir, let’s also insist they add 'Long Live the President!' at the end of the apology, in five different languages—Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, English, and Latin—just to be thorough." "And Arabic, too," Counsel Toby added. "And if they fail to comply, we shall drag them to court! Not just any court, mind you, but the Supreme Court! We'll sue them for defamation, for incitement, for disturbing the peace... and for bad dancing!" Again, the room erupted in applause. "That’s a brilliant idea," Chief Obafemi hailed Funmi and Toby. "We could also launch a counter-video showing the president's achievements," Toby suggested. "But the President doesn't have any achievements yet," Chief Obafemi interrupted. "Let's focus on the lawsuit and leave the achievements to the media aides." |
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