Titiluvly: Boss Akerry
Nabsprada,,
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Horlawoomey,,
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
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dozzynet
mashiro
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nosky4
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NnamdiN

mornin dear

Heineken: badooooo. Nosky4boss semshak for no bad at all o but I don leave jos yesterday. We for scatter dat place

Ok na

Heineken: thanks boss. Ur head is there sir

make we see 4 Semshak na...Jtowntinz...lolz

HBD Heineken...Bigger u i pray

Taiye4Christ:
Eeeeeh, na true o. Wetin be scores jare. Like arsenal 0-3 man city?

They shared d points...2-2

Taiye4Christ: Dania30, where you dey o (ftc don enta water?)

Nabsprada, your name should be on this page too (I just did ).
Noordean, Sodiqyinka, Dozzynet, Cutekemitola, Titiluvly, Curiouses, Ajgentle, Heineken, Emeka51, Akerry, Luvlycutebay, Wordsplay, Nosky4, Dminister, Temmytea, and others too numerous to mention... Love you guys!

i see u bro...watching Arsenal match

sojiboy: A pretty and wealthy woman was serving life sentence in prison.
Angry and resentful about her plight she had
decided that she would rather die than to live
another year in prison.
Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others,
was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard
just outside the prison walls.
When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell,
which was heard by everyone.
The caretaker then
got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he
put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.
Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker;

The next time
the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and
sneak into the dark room where the coffins were
kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead
body while the caretaker was filling out the death
certificate..
When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body.
He would then bury the coffin. The woman having pre-arranged with the caretaker for special vents in the coffin knew there
would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.
She wld also carry along a small flashlight to cope with the darkness beneath until the hour of expected freedom.

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good
friends over the years, and knowing dat he stands to gain a lot from this pretty and wealthy womam, especially when he catches glimpse of the well defined 'V-shape' between her thighs he more than agreed to do it.

The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she
heard the death bell ring.
She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was
beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened
room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the
dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.

Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the
hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with
a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of
the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time and she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh...happily feeling free already nd chanting she was free! she was free!
Feeling curious, she decided to light the flashlight to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.

To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next
to the CARETAKER....her only hope to freedom.

Many people believe they have life all figured
out...dat they ar well connected and can arrange and pre-arrange things to their favour... but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the
way they planned it.
Think of a 'Plan B'!!!

"I don't know what
tomorrow holds, but I know WHO
holds tomorrow."

The Happiest People Don't Have the Best of
Everything,
They Just Make The Best Of What They Have...But at times even the BEST FAILS...
Only one thing never fails...GOD.
May he never fail u... How's ur day going Distinguished Comrades?

U too soji ma guy...fact

So wot do u wnt 2 deduce from ur comparisons?

Taiye4Christ:
Good morning, bro. I dey o.
Thanks for checking up on me.
This kegites “tongue“ ehn, I no mind learn am o.

Cc: nosky4, dminister and all kegites in the house, I troway salute o

Bros i sight u

CoCoLav:

Possibly. I was told that if you input your jamb registration and matric number and nothing pops up then your name hasn't been sent. You should return to your school and ask questions. That's how my friend knew he wouldn't be mobilized.

alright

CoCoLav:


I don't think you can register if your school hasn't regularized. My friend couldnt register because he was over 30 years and the school didn't send his name. That's why you are asked for your matric number at the point of registration. The faculty officer in school even confirmed that they had sent our names to NYSC.

So ur tellin us that those dat completed dia regiatratn has been regularised by dia various schools?

dozzynet:
Baba nosky may dayz b elongatuar,nd u shall walk
nd neva stumble! woged fellow.

I see u bro

dozzynet:
Biancaful evening to u. In dis new month
may u never jam Boko. May patrick sawyer not be ur
keske. Roadsafty all d Way. Lsf Dozzynet vibrating from
d whole galaxy bikokwa try see caution via all animale in this forum.

volume 2 d gods bikokwa....entity lakamua. Daysis

dozzynet: Happy Monika to all i am carried in this forum. Dayziz be elongatua and may u all Walk and never to stumble.

Bikokwa! Nwanemus daysis metafriki...may u walk and stumble on olasis

Dminister: hehehehehe... Daysis my karid fellow, may u walk and neva stumble. Yes! I registered since. What about u? Have u done yours?

Yess oh...I registered yesterday..walk and stumble on bazuka of dat okpekesis

Dminister: Good morning my people. Boss akerry, d intervention taiye4christ, my fellow aauite beautiful dania30, the only soldier in the house sojiboy, our honorable time keeper sodiqyinka, taiye4christ boo of life trendiitee, the only pretty and creamy babe of life lacreamzy, profeoo, claroo, anaskie, d love spell titiluvly, nabsprada, noordean,mimiy05, d queen tashaa,dsntd, noorsprada, omolizzy, lawsite urchbabie, Ajgentle, mr pero, jennyesh, feyifham mr nice niceeric, horlawoomey, rashfat, heineken and my fellow kegite, ilya whose vibrations is always wawastic. Bembestic noski, nwamo oo were ar u and wat is d keske? Hope u all had a better night rest? I checkd in to salute u all. Greetings!

Entity lakamua....keske remain kpokponki. Daysis.. Ur keske shall neva be lik dat of Sawyer who jamed soil science via Ebola. U don register?

Akerry: congrat!

tnx boss

Drkul: Helo everyone am Chioma graduate of redeem uni, I studied Biochemistry. TEAM C14 all d wayyyyyyyy

Chioma ur welcom

#TeamiYaffRegistered#

#teamiyaffregistered#

Heineken: e no suppose pass next week cos na 22nd dem gats send list.

we hope so boss

Taiye4Christ:
Correct. Abeg, wetin ujay dey talk na?

i hear say student affairs wan comot eligibility list . Buh i no no hw true sha

Mornin people...

Taiye4Christ:
Yes boss. How your side na?

Fyn nd Urs?

Taiye4Christ: K. Like seriously, where you guys?

*velounie
*fweshblacboai
*westinfo4040
*anugod
*mrpero
*jennyesh
*orekelewa9
*chorem
*ajasa4link
*niyoposh
*sartee01
*temmytea
*navistar
*dminister
*sagenaruto
*samadict
*hephzibahbeulah
*nosky4
*melucynk

Present Sir.....great josite

addictiv: am hearing that there is no camping for batch C due to ebola outbreak. can anyone confirm?

Bros abeg no carry dat kind play com here ooo

Good mornin my people

trendiitee: eat on my love nd eat well

eatin e-food....ma hands no dey ooo

Luvly evenin

curiouses:

No body fit make me jealous, Thanks dear Titiluvly for the wheat
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Oboy....am salivating

Ahuitzotl:
"Before all of that, Arsenal wasted
three opportunities to put this game to
bed. After a three-on-two counter-attack,
Alexis Sanchez failed to get his shot away
when well placed before Alex Oxlade-
Chamberlain fired straight at the
goalkeeper from six yards. After the
controversy regarding sending off and
booking, Sanchez was given the ball inside the penalty area but his shot was
directed over the crossbar".

ok

Dminister: amoro abi? Hehehehehehe...

entity lakamua...hw ws ur day?