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PoliticsRe: Onanuga Confirms Wale Edun’s Illness, Says Cardoso Will Take His Place... by Novice1(m): 9:44am On Oct 14, 2025
All the people inflicting one tax hardship after the other on innocent Nigerians.

Radio Tax, Income tax, agbero tax, omonile tax, bank charges, road tax, etc

increasing the price of government services: car paper, driving license, power bill, tinted permit, customs surcharge, petrol tax upandan.

so they can gather more money for more cadillacs, Airbus jets and yatchs and to contest 2027.

May those cadillacs, airbuses or the yatch be the doing of una.

God go catch una one by one.

I don talk my own if you no like my talk hug transformer
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Peace Has Returned To Hundreds Of Communities In North-West &North-East by Novice1(m): 2:15pm On Oct 02, 2025
When communities ar still paying taxes to Bandits in the NW.
Bandits attacking mosques and generating mass casulaties.
Farmers cannnot harvest their produce until they pay bandits.
The roads nko? Let Tinubu drive himself from Katsina to Zamfara



This peace wey you dey claim has returned:
May God share that kind of peace to Iragbiji, your home town.
And to Bourdillon Street.
And to the vicinity of your hospital in france and London.

Amen. Amen Amen
PoliticsRe: Runs Girls, Illegal Earners To Pay Tax From 2026 - Taiwo Oyedele (Video) by Novice1(m): 12:46pm On Sep 30, 2025
e remain to deduct tax from bandit ransom

looking for more characters ooooo
CareerRe: 7 Careers Nigerian Women Dominate That Were Once Male-only by Novice1(m): 11:19am On Sep 26, 2025
then why do we still have the "urgent 2k" gang?
PoliticsRe: Don’t See Taxes As Punishment, FIRS Boss Tells Nigerians by Novice1(m): 11:15am On Sep 26, 2025
With your rosy cheeks
how you go know say na punishment
Ask the innocent market woman that your touts will extort from in the name of tax
or the vulcaniser that bank will make daily deductions from his hard earned meager income
transporter nko? police, vio, council touts, frscawon oloshi, go collect their own

abeg park well mr firs and dont insult our intelligence.
PoliticsRe: Botswana President, Jonathan, Wike, Governors, Others For Democracy Heroes Award by Novice1(m):
People in power (AKA mega thieves) giving themselves orgasms through fabricated awards.

Kwantinu. Karma will catch up with you all.awon ole jati jati

One after the other.

AutosRe: Nigerian Used Nissan Atlas Long Frame Diesel Engine@enugu by Novice1(m): 2:37pm On Sep 14, 2025
This one na to call iron condemn people nah.
40 characters oooo
FoodRe: Hilda Baci’s Gigantic Jollof Pot Collapses During Guinness World Record Attempt by Novice1(m): 11:54am On Sep 14, 2025
[size=p12t]Nigerians and chasing records without substance.
if you cook the biggest pot, do you do it everyday?

cosmetic appearances kowai

Do something useful and sustainable for yourself and the country.
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Foreign AffairsRe: Six Killed After Terrorists Open Fire At Jerusalem Bus Stop(photos) by Novice1(m): 10:27am On Sep 09, 2025
why only 6?
CrimeRe: Agbero Lynched After Causing Accident At Mabushi Bridge Abuja (video) by Novice1(m):
They cant hustle for theor own food; its only to harrass and intimidate and extort others of their hard-earned money.

Abuja No be Lagos: This is the message to these hopeless lazybones.
CrimeRe: Anas Ahmadu: Kidnappers Demand ₦600M Ransom For Abducted Couple, Daughter by Novice1(m): 10:32am On Aug 29, 2025
spiSeyi:
Operating a totally cashless economy will solve this kidnapping issue . Kidnapping reduced drastically during the Emefiele cashless policy. If such a policy can be revisited and contained it will go a long way cool
Haven't you heard of robbers and kidnappers operating with pos machines?
PoliticsRe: 2027: No Plans To leave NNPP, but open to dialogue - Kwankwaso by Novice1(m): 10:07am On Aug 29, 2025
Baba wan eat his cake and still have it

Kwonkosor been think say Nigeria na like Kano.

Oga, dey play your local politics jeje.
CrimeRe: NSCDC Officer, Blessing Akpan, Stabbed To Death In Front Of Her House In Abuja by Novice1(m): 3:10pm On Jul 29, 2025
Nigerian hospitals go soon begin request for police report before Malaria treatment.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Do In The UK, what is unacceptable In Their Country - Badenoch (vid) by Novice1(m): 12:13pm On Jul 21, 2025
This hag should leave Nigeria alone and go face her slave masters.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Weds Fourth Wife In Abuja (Pix) by Novice1(m): 10:37am On Jul 18, 2025
That his nose fit accommodate them nah grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Grave-Digging: Photos Of Heavy Security At His Home by Novice1(m):
Ebenezer2021:
Looks like a poor man's burial
See the kind canopies for a former sitting president
Even my papa burial was more classic.
It's called a befitting funeral as a sign of respect to the departed
Lavish burials are signs of small, puerile and unspiritual minds.
Lavish burials are just the living telling themselves a lie.
If you like build the Taj Mahal like one king did for his wife in india

Fact remains, you cannot bring back the dead.

So make it simple and save $$$ for the living
PoliticsRe: If I Am President The North Will Celebrate Me - Obi (video) by Novice1(m): 9:55am On Jul 08, 2025
The same northeners that you asked to carry id card when you were governor in anambra

words are cheap.

real character of a man is in his actions.

ethnic champion kawai.

you will never smell aso rock
EducationRe: 34-Year-Old Teacher Jailed 12 Years For Raping 11-Year-Old JSS 1 Boy In Onitsha by Novice1(m): 1:29pm On Jun 18, 2025
Nice justice for pedos.

How I wish justice is this swift for treasury rap*sts
and the devils in uniform on our roads.
BusinessRe: Fed Govt To Link Credit Scores To NIN In Sweeping Credit Reform Drive by Novice1(m): 12:14pm On Jun 18, 2025
Most so called big men wil be worst hit
most of them are sitting on billions in bank loans
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Visit Benue Wednesday Over Continued Killings by Novice1(m): 5:08pm On Jun 16, 2025
What about Zamfara, Sokoto, Katsina and Borno?
TravelRe: A Man With Full Norway Scholarship Deported, Now Earn N4k Daily Collecting Waste by Novice1(m): 11:23am On May 28, 2025
emeIs:
Village people eeh
There is no village people here

Nigga got greedy

Couldn't wait to finish his studies and start earning clean money


In a hurry to make big money and flex.

He forgot he wasn't in Naija
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Meeting With Pope Leo Is An Insult To Christianity  - Babachir Lawal by Novice1(m): 9:53am On May 22, 2025
Nigeria is really an interesting country.

Somebody like Baba Grasscutter still get mouth on national stage


Person wey suppose dey kiri kiri or kuje after 400m grass cutting scandal.

Nigga Still pained that he is not VP

Mend your ways and face God in peace grasscutter.
PoliticsRe: FCT EXCO Approves Major Contracts To Boost Infrastructure Development by Novice1(m): 2:42pm On May 21, 2025
Lifestone:
Cynics. There is nothing government will do to satisfy people like you.
There is a precedent. e get why
TravelRe: Air Peace Aircraft Hits Antelope At Abuja Airport (Photos) by Novice1(m): 10:32am On May 13, 2025
PresidObi:
If it were to happen in Owerri or Enugu that an aeroplane hit a fowl, Enugu and Owerri, even Awka and Asaba airports will be closed for a year while they renovate the airport to stop that, all the poultry in Eastern Nigeria will be closed and any market selling chickens will be demolished immediately.

The only thing keeping Nigeria together is that politics of hate.
Wailers
PoliticsRe: Lagos Impounds Over 200 Vehicles For Failing Safety Tests by Novice1(m): 11:42am On May 05, 2025
Two sets of traffic laws in Nigeria (Generally)

One for private vehicles, and one for commercial vehicles.
PoliticsRe: Poverty Isn’t A Crime. It Could Be A Virtue Of God - Godswill Akpabio by Novice1(m): 1:51pm On Apr 29, 2025
Naija na real cruise.

See one of the people that brought poverty because of corruption.

Oya let him surrender all his stolen money back to the treasury

And enjoy the poverty to have the virtue

Onye Oshi, Ole, Barawo, Thief

Shege banza

God cannot be mocked!!!!

FamilyRe: Married Woman’s Husband Arrests Influencer Who Allegedly Kept Enticing His Wife by Novice1(m): 12:11pm On Apr 28, 2025
If a married woman is so available that another man feels comfortable approaching her for an affair, the problem is the woman, not the man.

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