₦airaland Forum

richiemcgold:
If you don't have ballotelli and Craig Bellamy in there, sorry your list is not complete

Duncan Ferguson a terror,Joey Barton was just a terrorist

Questionnairae:
Vawulence FC.

More than Half of the team go collect red card before end of 90mins.

Honourable mention: Balotelli

him go enter as sub at 45mins,so before 60mins him dn get red card

Absolutely decamping because of money and evade EFCC

Was he not supposed to pay? So this is an achievement

Even if he is like Biya or Uganda prime minister they will never resign

Relegate them and teach those fans a lesson

Mbappe,Cboy, Messi,Osimhen and Nwabali face fit dey der

Festus left group chat for Dada 🤣😂🤣😂

Dada left group chat social media never forgets

gammarays:
20+ Israeli hostages in exchange for 1900 Palestinians

Levels dey o

I tell you. Even the dead get levels pass living Palestinian

Kindered:
The real trouble will start when it's time for hamas to disarm, all the terror tunnels will be destroyed, easy way or hard way, Isreal will prefer the hard way. 1900 released? They will be back there soonest. Hope you understand IDF controls 58% of gaza.

Hamas will surely look for trouble

yarimo:
No human being is immune to sickness or death

but why not get treatment in Nigeria

What is strategic in decamping all this useless senators

Oh Bibi the best antidote to these idiots

criuze:
The cauntry wasn't designed for the poor, it was made to lynch on their sweats, feed on their traumas, dance by their tears and enjoy the drama of beign haunted by armed envaders


There are no ciitizens , just sląvesx hoping to be free by some sort of breakthrough or overseas escape

either survivors or victimns, not citizens

wrong,so how come the 60s and 70s were better than this current times? We had visionary leaders unlike looters now

All this is a strategy for shariah to spread. Why Saudi no dey negotiate peace with terrorists sponsor from Iran or Israel. So if Boko haram and Herdsmen kill like Hamas do,we go settle for peace, useless government

Richtaiwo:
113 is not the oldest.

There are women of over 120 in Nigerian villages.

Guiness world record dey lie

yes round the world there are people older than him no doubt. But can the prove their age and give instances and not hearsay

Obavoh:
The Rules and Regulations in this house is too much.

1. We must call the Landlord and Landlady Daddy&Mummy.

2. Wake up by 5.30AM for Compound Devotion.

3. Each room will take turn to sweep compound and wash toilet/bathroom. You must clean and sweep morning, afternoon and evening.

4. We must not fry palm oil inside kitchen because Daddy Landlord’s wife has asthma. Even if mummy Landlady is not in the compound, don’t fry palm oil !

5. We are not allowed to cook with gas, only kerosene or charcoal.

6. Daddy Landlord will use his special padlock to lock the gate by 9.00PM. God help you if you’re not inside the house by that time, you will knock and Landlord family will not open. No Tenant has spare key.

7. I am sharing the room with my wife and 7 children. I cannot be romantic to my wife in the room so my wife and I started bathing together early in the morning.
Daddy Landlord called compound meeting to harass my wife and I because of this.

8. No playing of worldly music in the compound. No loud sound at all. Your television set volume should be very low. My children cannot laugh or play in the compound.

My biggest regret is that I paid 1½ Year rent because I was desperate to rent a house for my family and no Landlord wanted to accommodate a family of 9. We still have 8 months until the rent expires.

I am currently working in another town but my wife is always complaining about Daddy&Mummy Landlord. My children are not happy in that house. If not for bandits, I would have moved them back to the village.

lies

Imagine the nonsense we have in Nigeria supporting terrorists. Let Hamas try it again no one will help them

They will deny it as usual

God1000:
This war is finally over, US could have stopped this conflict a long time ago but refused to do so, instead they supplied Israel thousands of bombs that destroyed the entire city

Yes Hamas and Iran were to be dealt with decisively

Tinubu must leave by 2027

Slickszoom:
Farouk lawan spotted. I hope he has fully repented or this is another absorbing by the elites of one of there own back into the fold. I just hope not

yes na,he will join APC because now he can run or be appointed into office

They set standards and built solid features. But look at how degrading everything has turned out due to useless, clueless people in power

ogascomax:
Obama the Mr pretender. Pretending like he truly love peace but we are well aware of Democrat antics. Evil people that so much love death and destruction.
We won't forget Libya Mr pretender.

Him for dn get involved to quickly destroy Gaza to ruins

Their cronies have been pardoned that's why names wouldn't be released

They will still corrupt the nerd by adding unscrupulous certificates rogues everywhere

Olorunimbe see compensation

Goldrosewine:
So my friend came around and I just wanted to show her around the yard and our very small veggie garden. Saw this thing on the ground, near perfect camouflage but the slittering movements gave it away.

You need to see the way my friend jumped and screamed.🤦 But all these Nairaland snake killers have been giving me morals lately😋 removed one of the boots (my dad always emphasized on wearing rubber boots when going into our garden) and smashed it with it.

Dada came running out but I had already finished the job. My kid sister tryna downplay my achievement said it's too tiny🤣 But Dada just kept on blushing and said I did a good job cux no snake is too tiny.
We burned the demon🔥🔥🫢

Last picture is me, pretty face but I am now a certified snake killer🤣 I dedicate this achievement to falseprophet1

A rat snake

OGrockinnewacct:
Ok boss. I actually thought about it too, but concluded it wasn't a big deal since I didnt use it to plant a crop.

be very vigilant for ants. It can wipe out the whole snail

Na to save Tinubu face already stray bullet dn dey reach am