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Foreign Affairs › Re: Tariffs: Suspend All Planned Investments In The US - Macron To EU Leaders by Oakenshield: 6:22pm On Apr 03, 2025
DeepSight:
When was the USA being taken advantage of? What was wrong with the US and world economy before now? You have an illiterate president who doesnt even understand what a Tarriff is (he thinks it is a tax strictly on those importing into the US which he can use as punishment). He doesnt know that it is American consumers that will bear the brunt and American lives that will be hurt.
Don't mind him US citizens complaining bitterly about the price of eggs rising
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tariffs: Suspend All Planned Investments In The US - Macron To EU Leaders by Oakenshield: 6:21pm On Apr 03, 2025
abbey621:
3 and half years is a long time to go, EU remember no Russian gas, now no American support.......China could save you but you don insult am as well......Winter will be here in 7 months, the French people go chew Macron's balls when they start freezing to death grin grin grin
U think only Russia supply gas to Europe dumbass? Ur country don't have steady power yet u dey talk of other country. Even Canada supplies electricity to some part of USA
Politics › Re: God has put EFCC's most wanted, others to shame, INEC did well - Natasha Akpoti by Oakenshield: 6:11pm On Apr 03, 2025
yarimo:
So according to Natasha INEC can be commended? Hypocrite woman. The same INEC she was accusing of taking side
But is the truth,INEC should never tell a petitioner what to do. Trust me INEC don't want any election because it will be bloody
Travel › Re: Lagos Bridge Closure: Share Youe Experience In Traffic by Oakenshield: 6:09pm On Apr 03, 2025
Kobicove:
Have you ever even tried importing goods through the other ports in other states?

The experience is a nightmare that is why most importers prefer to use Lagos
calabar port was so active tgst 80% of cars imported into the coy try was for calabar,the east had access to tgeur containers very easy. Everything stopped in 2002. Now why do big ships bring in pms,diesel,gas but can't bring in goods. They excuse given was it needed to be dredge till date nothing and boom Lagos port became so active. Calabar port dies,so it's politics and that's what led to the bad roads due to heavy trucks moving all the way from calabar - Ikom -Ogoja roads to Benue state
Travel › Re: Lagos Bridge Closure: Share Youe Experience In Traffic by Oakenshield: 6:05pm On Apr 03, 2025
gidigbam1:
I disagree. PH was like that until Wike came and changed it. He built multiple roads and bridges, and traffic disappeared.
What Lagos needs is multiple access roads. We have just 2 bridges linking Ikoyi to VI. Thats an anomaly. If is Abuja, you will have nothing less than 5 of such. Lagos State Government are very poor on road infrastructure and it takes them forever to finish. If it was Wike, he would have reconstructed Ozumba Mbadiwe from Bonny Camp to Epe, to a 10 -12 lane road & from start to finish won't take him one year. Lagos govt will take 10 yrs to build it. Wike has done longer wider stretch of such roads in Abuja in less than a year, and Abuja is now zero traffic
no doubt but don't forget Lagos has a little land and most of it were claimed from the seas. So I totally agree with you but let other ports be active I bet you 45% of Lagos trouble will reduce
Business › Re: Central Bank Refutes Reports Of New ₦5,000, ₦10,000 Notes by Oakenshield: 6:39am On Apr 03, 2025
But I know it's fake,we haven't reached this stage
Business › Re: Central Bank Refutes Reports Of New ₦5,000, ₦10,000 Notes by Oakenshield: 6:38am On Apr 03, 2025
Gradually we are turning Zimbabwe 😁. We go see Buhari for 100,000 naira notes tag the great depression disaster 😁
Travel › Re: Lagos Bridge Closure: Share Youe Experience In Traffic by Oakenshield: 6:36am On Apr 03, 2025
Diversity is key let ports and other companies relocate to other states with wider roads,Lagos traffic will be greatly reduced with pollution but No. They play politics
Education › Re: Female Teacher Who Asked Underage Boys For Gang-Sex (Photos) by Oakenshield: 6:23am On Apr 03, 2025
EmperorIsaac:
Hmmmm....relics prefer new wine, unfortunately! grin
🤣😂🤣😂
Business › Re: Sterling Bank Stops Online Transfer Charges, Urges Others To Follow Suit by Oakenshield: 6:37pm On Apr 02, 2025
GTB,ACCESS wouldn't like this
Crime › Re: Police Raid Lagos 'Yahoo School', Free 12-Year-Old Trainee And Others by Oakenshield: 10:16am On Apr 02, 2025
Omogbhollahorn:
Ibo's and fr*ud be like 5 and 6.

They are not far from it.
Never
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel To Expand Military Operation And Seize 'large Areas' Of Gaza by Oakenshield: 10:12am On Apr 02, 2025
crossfm:
Hehehe.

They will never make the mistake of attacking Israel like they did during October 7th attack.

I know we have a lot of terrorists sympathisers in Nigeria, please this is the right time to show your support.
Get a gun and move to Gaza, proof your love now or remain silent.

The only language terrorists understand is violence,and Israel is giving them the full dose of violence.
release the hostages the knuckle head refuses,so the world knows they are at fault and not Israel
Politics › Re: 7 Things To Know About Musa Kida, Ex-basketball Star Turned NNPCL Board Chairman by Oakenshield: 10:08am On Apr 02, 2025
Finally him go chop wella,build new pms stations and new estates in Lagos and Abj,Dubai and co
Nairaland General › Re: Who Has Provoked You Most This Year? by Oakenshield: 9:58am On Apr 02, 2025
Quarterpast:
U wey no get truth for mouth
Always lying through her breath
Education › Re: Admissions Still Open At Maduka University For 2024/2025 – Apply Now! by Oakenshield: 9:57am On Apr 02, 2025
Admission no dey finish
Politics › Re: Nigeria Not A Democratic Country, People With Forged Certificates Incharge - Obi by Oakenshield: 9:52am On Apr 02, 2025
helinues:
You never believed in democracy to start with.

While the likes of president Tinubu, even little Sowore was fighting for the restoration of democracy back to Nigeria, Peter Obi was being appointed by Abacha as one of the Lagos port board members meaning he never believed in the democracy he's enjoying today.

This same Peter Obi never conducted local government election for good 7 years out of his 8 years as Anambra state governor. Why should he when democracy is nonsense to him.

This same Peter Obi showered all the good talk about the Supreme court when he favoured him as Anambra governor, but today that same Supreme court is rubbish to him because he's not having his way.

Peter Obi is just busy contradicting his own beliefs . You want to say all rubbish things about Nigeria and still delusional thinking you would be the president of the same country.. Hahaha you must be a joke

As how learned Peter Obi claimed to be, he's still talking about Forged documents.. one term senator, two terms as a governor and now the president.. Shame on you Peter Obi for that nonsense talk
didnt Tinubu work with IBB? Is it only Obi that you are focused on. The other politicians from the south who actively played let Abiola don't become President you can't mentioned their name. Or it's only Obi that was appointed throughout Abacha tenure Omo una hatred ehn
Nairaland General › Re: Reconciliation And Selling 7.5% Of Nairaland by Oakenshield: 12:08pm On Apr 01, 2025
WiszyFraud:
April fool you mean? lol



undecided
baba dn broke make him carry the post go him house
Phones › Re: Lan Bowen Builds A Foldable Smartphone In China by Oakenshield: 12:07pm On Apr 01, 2025
kripen:
I hope you understood what that gentleman up👆 there said.
no mind the 30k bmc
Phones › Re: Lan Bowen Builds A Foldable Smartphone In China by Oakenshield: 12:06pm On Apr 01, 2025
JASONjnr:
All the tools and components he used are sold down here in Nigeria...... The only thing that you lack is the knowledge.... Stop venting your frustration on the country.

There are kids building electronics and invention things in Nigeria here....

But you are always quick to belittle your country... Yet you want the government to come to your father's house and pick you, then send you to China to learn these skills and then return to get empowered, right?
shut up,the chinese boy didn't invent but revolutionize new designs. No wonder if u see our jokers in Nigeria celebrating helicopter were no fit fly or car were no fit drive or someone using cartoon to make stadium,u go say make government help am. 😁😁 Stop voting bad leaders so that u go dey better than Ngene,bbqgrills
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas Calls On ‘anyone Who Can Bear Arms’ Worldwide To Fight Trump’s Gaza Plan by Oakenshield: 11:55am On Apr 01, 2025
BigHardCork:
Helinues
Racoon
Slawormir
Boogyman 557 where una dey oooo?

am ready to join in as much as the form no pass 2k
this group u call worst pass anything u fit think oh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas Calls On ‘anyone Who Can Bear Arms’ Worldwide To Fight Trump’s Gaza Plan by Oakenshield:
Cocolatti:
When HAMAS and Hezbollah were planning The October 7 attack, little did they know that they are digging their own grave. Today, Hezbollah has been rendered impotent and HAMAS being wipe out. Be careful what you wish for. If you are digging a hole for your enemy, don't make it too deep because you may end up falling into it yourself.
Hezbollah with their mouth just 2 months dey keep quiet
Education › Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Oakenshield: 11:47am On Apr 01, 2025
Kalatium:
💊 Department with the Highest Number of Sleep-Deprived Zombies – PHARMACY

Pharmacy students don’t sleep. If you mistakenly date a Pharmacy student, be ready for midnight calls—but not the romantic type. Instead, she’ll be crying about drug interactions and pharmacokinetics.


🦴 Department with the Highest Number of Proud Students – RADIOGRAPHY

Radiography students move around like they are the CEO of X-ray machines. They always say:
✔️ "Do you know I see what doctors cannot see?"
Bros, just snap your ribs and be going.


🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Local-Minded Boys – MEDICAL LAB SCIENCE (MLS)

These ones believe they are better than everyone in the medical field. They will tell you,
✔️ "Without us, doctors cannot diagnose anything!"
Okay, bros, take your test tube and shift.


📐 Department with the Highest Number of Invisible Students – QUANTITY SURVEY

Nobody really knows what Quantity Survey students do. They exist, but at the same time, they don’t. You’ll only see them when money is involved.


✝️ Department with the Highest Number of Pretenders – RELIGIOUS STUDIES

These ones pray in the morning and fornicate at night. The brothers will preach to you about "keeping yourself pure" while still texting hostel girls "WYD? 😏" at midnight.

🌿 Department with the Most "Confused Scientists" – BIOLOGY

Biology students be learning about plants, animals, cells, and evolution, but after graduation, they are the first to sell human hair and organic skincare products. Instead of working in a lab, they end up saying:
✔️ "This soap will clear your acne in 7 days!"
Bros, na lecturer teach you that one?


📏 Department with the Highest Number of People Who Regret Their Life Choices – MATHEMATICS

Mathematics students start off thinking they’ll be the next Einstein. Then reality hits when they enter 400 level and they’re solving equations that even AI cannot explain. Their favorite phrase is:
✔️ "I fit change course like this?"
Bros, it’s too late! Just solve your X and move on.


🗺️ Department with the Most Lost Students – GEOGRAPHY

Geography students will teach you longitude and latitude, but ask them for directions to a place, they’ll still use Google Maps. These ones know about the climate of Antarctica but can’t predict if it will rain in their own area.


🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Students That Look Like Mad Scientists – BIOCHEMISTRY

Biochemistry students always look stressed. Their entire life is just chemical formulas and lab coats stained with things nobody understands. They will tell you:
✔️ "I can work in pharmaceuticals, hospitals, and research."
But after graduation, they’re teaching in secondary schools.


🏡 Department with the Highest Number of Students Who Think They’re Landlords – ESTATE MANAGEMENT

These ones believe they will own all the houses in Lekki one day. They talk about "real estate" and "passive income," but if you check well, most of them are still squatting in hostel.


📐 Department with the Most Perfectionists – ARCHITECTURE

Architect students? Forget it! These ones don’t sleep! They’re always drawing one impossible house design that no one will ever build.
They will complain:
✔️ "I haven’t slept in 3 days because of this project."
Bros, nobody send you o!

Final Thoughts – No Vex, Just Facts!

If you laughed, you have sense of humor. If you’re offended, truth dey pain.

Which one do you agree or disagree with? Drop your thoughts! Tag your friends! Let’s laugh together! cool

Which department do you think is the worst? Let’s settle this once and for all! grin grin
Geology students
We are great,cool but results the make us regret the course at times
Politics › Re: Uromi Killings: Gov Okpebholo Addresses Families Of Northern Hunter (Video) by Oakenshield: 11:27am On Apr 01, 2025
SoliBayNG:
When they were killing our people and they were struggling to defend themselves, this thing turned a blind eye.

The news was suppressed. Hardly got to mainstream media. Hundreds of lives lost.

Now this one is here travelling up and down, like they are his colonial masters. Looking into the matter wasn't sufficient?

Beginning to believe this dude was adopted, cos this is the exact opposite of Edo people.

Anything to please his principals and secure second tenure I guess

Shameless
we keep blaming Northerners but forget we have criminal elements among us using the herdsmen as cover to commit
Politics › Re: Uromi Killings: Gov Okpebholo Addresses Families Of Northern Hunter (Video) by Oakenshield: 11:26am On Apr 01, 2025
LordBiden:
This man keep falling the hands of we edo people.

What is there to condole about bloody kidnappers who where sent to meet their maker?

For goodness sake those guys where caught with large cache of arms and ammunition,bags of money and where even trying to conceal the content of the truck.

One of the vigilante guys was even attacked.

Mr governor come back home and strategize how best to secure edo communities that is being terrorized by northerners.
it's wrong to give jungle justice. why didn't the arrest them and take them to police or Military? Why kill them same thing happened ALUU 4 comes to mind after the killing,truth comes out and nobody claims the participated in it. Till u will see urself in such situation then u will understand better
Sports › Re: Norwegian Club Bryne FK Give Eggs To Goalkeeper As Man Of The Match Award by Oakenshield: 11:23am On Apr 01, 2025
Jamesmatic:
Big achievement. If dem tell you how much this egg cost for Yankee like dis you go dread. grin grin
i swear eggs is becoming expensive now
Politics › Re: Seven Times Tinubu Proved He’s No Mere Mortal, But A Leader Appointed By Destiny by Oakenshield: 11:18am On Apr 01, 2025
kabillion:
Source: Twitter, LEGENDARY J.O.E. @LegendaryJoe
leader with lies? He outfox foxes using the Balabulu method to deceive the northerners. What a dumb write up I thought it was all about his achievement
Politics › Re: Kwara’s Healthcare Revolution: Fixing The Failures Of The Past - Babajide Fadoju by Oakenshield: 11:14am On Apr 01, 2025
Education › Re: Final Year Student Prepares Garri With Azul And Barley For Sign-out Party (vid) by Oakenshield: 4:09am On Apr 01, 2025
Typing:
That is Helinues. That Tinubu's online agent that has been spamming this site with propaganda. grin
I sight BBQ grills and ngene
Education › Re: Final Year Student Prepares Garri With Azul And Barley For Sign-out Party (vid) by Oakenshield: 4:07am On Apr 01, 2025
Biznesworld:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzKZ_UI4nno

In a creative twist, a final year student decided to celebrate his sign-out party with a unique menu that has left many in stitches. Instead of the normal food that's served in parties l. He decided to prepare garri, mixed with azul (blue curaçao), barley drink and other condiments to mark the occasion.

Soaking of garri is common thing in most Nigerian homes. But these particular combination isn't normal. Azul, on the other hand, is an expensive alcoholic drink.
fake azul
Politics › Re: Kemi Nandap: Tinubu Extends Tenure of Immigration Comptroller-General by Oakenshield: 4:51pm On Mar 31, 2025
APC starting what other parties will continue
Celebrities › Re: Tinubu Has Renewed My Hope In Nigeria - Daddy Freeze by Oakenshield: 4:50pm On Mar 31, 2025
U dn get alert

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