AchrafHakimi:
Goat 1.30
Chicken 3.75
Draw 2.80
Over 2.5 teeth removed 50.0
Under 2.5 teeth removed 1.20
Over 20.5 feathers plucked 2.50
Under 20.5 feathers plucked 1.80

he go still cut

Olaolex:
This driver is stuck in the mud, what advise will you give this driver?
Or if it were you, what will you do to get out of this situation?

was he blind

Saturnalia:


No, it isn’t a win win for the West. If the Cowardly gang of 30+ Countries are not so scared of Iran, they should move their fleet towards the Strait of Hormuz and bomb Iran rather than flexing their muscles with defenseless Yemen’s Houthis.

Not that I give a fvck about what happens between the 2 warring blocs (Axis of Evil & Axis of Resistance) but I hate hypocrisy from people like you.

If any sensible person or entity wants to tackle a problem, you deal with the said problem from its roots, and not just by attacking its leaves or branches.

If the West is telling us that the Yemen’s Houthis are being propped & funded by Iran, why not concentrate your forces on Iran to eradicate the problem once & for all, rather than chasing shadows - bombing helpless civilians in Yemen?

Muammar Gaddafi did not do 15% of what Iran is “allegedly” doing before the gang of 30 Countries invaded & killed him.

Trump killed Qasem Soleimani in 2020 and dared the Iranians to respond to his cowardly crime at the Baghdad Airport which killed Soleimani.

Guess what? The Iranians called his bluff and responded with severity, raining down ballistic missiles on 2 of her bases in Iraq – and Trump went silent for HOURS, with not so much as a tweet.

The Mainstream Media went into overdrive and denied any casualties were recorded.

Alas, Attached is the result of Iran’s retaliatory attacks on 2 of Amerikas bases in Iraq.

Those who do not know Amerika’s penchant for BLATANT LIES & PROPAGANDA are the Secondary School Children on Nairaland always posting nonsense to garner “useless likes”

Even the Pentagon knows that the day Amerika and her cowardly gang of 30+ Countries (called NATO) attacks Iran is the day NY, WA, IL, CA, TX & VA will be leveled & turned into radioactive dusts, including all her vassal states in Europe.

As always, for countless Billions of Dollars, Amerika can only send her army against illiterate savages armed with coconuts.

u speaking absolutely rubbish how many war heads do Iran has? Y can't the retaliate to kill a US general too Omo Israel will match Iran on all fronts

Barrywilly:
Joke of the highest order. The Constitution has placed the court of appeal as the final bus stop as regards national assembly election. Thus, whether right or wrong, the judgment of the court of appeal is binding and this kindagarten speaker has no option than to obey and enforce the judgment of the court of appeal or risk being jailed for contempt of court. Moreover, he is not a party to the court cases at the court of appeal. He is a meddlesome interloper.

Yes but a case can be deemed to be reviewed if Justice was wrongly sacked. Before the tribunals were set up Supreme court already gave a judgement that no party has the right to interfere with another party primaries affairs

EreluRoz:
Any male gynaecologist is a pervert, he intentionally opt for it for some dirty reasons. Of all the options you have but na gynaecologist you chose as a man. Ok, if you disagree what do you think will be the first thing that comes to the mind of a male gynaecologist when a lady opens her leg for him to do the rubbish checkup? I'm sure he'll be highly sexually aroused. Gynaecologist ko gynaecologist ni. Marry them at your own peril.

Medical doctors in general are very promiscuous

useless post

lexy2014:


You sef wan go rob your own abi na your name de deceive you say you be Russian?

him own were na black man him go dey on seriously Viagra and drink vodka even police no go help u

Namdeenero:
😂😂😂 That “squeezed like a lemon” got me laughing really hard.. Hunter became hunted, predator became prey.. She no just gree for the man

I swear even me I laugh tire. She be wan teach am lesson next tym hi. Go avoid her and her shop

Hendrixky:


Shut up

Because of his attire abi wetin

if u are a cultist na so u go die too go repent

LifeofDream:
South Korea and US started it, Kim is simply following their footsteps...

North Korea have always been the most powerful state between the two...

even Russia will not help North korea

Xscape1993:
APC was a big mistake in 2015.

big one

Ibrahimlagosian:
What's wrong with people on nairaland.How can you justify the killings of civilians by accusing them of being terrorists.??
Shame on all of you!.

tgey were told to leave some left voluntarily others refused because they are scared or Hamas threatening them

Fineman2:
this is bad of you, the senseless killings must stop now, Muslim Americans and other groups are angry with him

talk to Iran to stop supporting terrorists. When Hamas attacked Israel Iran,Al Jazeera,Qatar were very happy more than 1000 died,so in Netanyahu words 'Hamas started the war and Israel will finish it's shikena. Anyway if u want 72 quick virgins u can travel to either Lebanon or Gaza for fastest visa to meet them hoes

Sermwell:

Illiterate!! Go and read the law so that you will know that there's no longer appeal for them. All legislative suits ends at the court of appeal!

you were go school no sabi say there is always an appeal to everything once they can prove beyond reasonable doubts. Dull brain like u

Pecoleee345:
In as much i would have love to go deeper into discussing dangote group and all the lies told against them over the years , I will just answer the question some ignorant follow are asking why the refinery is producing diesel and aviation fuel first instead of PMS.

Most Nigeria companies move there goods with trucks and this truck are diesel powered.
Dangote group infact has the highest number of truck moving around everyday.

Diesel is more important for production than pms, most companies have diesel powered generator so it make alot of sense to produce that first.

Aviation fuel is kerosene, most homes don't use kerosene anymore but our planes need it.
The major reason why flights fee when ridiculously high was because of cost of importing aviation fuel, with it now available locally price will likely drop for local flights majorly.

I hope you ignorant fellows can understand it makes alot of sense to have diesel first so our companies can come alive and transportation fees of moving goods will reduce once diesel price go down which will automatically impact price of goods.

shut up the Aviation fuel which is known as kerosene can never be used in homes for cooking.

Let's see if Supreme court will reinstate all PDP lawmakers that were sacked

garfield1:


There is a court judgment stopping pdp from fielding candidates which means it is no longer internal.the supreme court never made any ruling,who is deceiving you guys? See naivety

so who is more naive now as supreme court has affirmed Plateau governor and blasted the appeal court rubbish judgment

garfield1:


Except muftwang

it's an internal party affairs and supreme court has already given judgment on that so all PDP candidates that appeal court removed will be installed back

CoronaVirusPro:
I love the Adenuga family! Family not loud and always killing it secretly!

Even the children who are suppose to expose the dudes wealth are so reserved.

Its really true! Real cash doesn't make noise!

I heard the man doesn't tolerate nonsense from anyone even his kids dare not go against his wish. Na real house of money were no dey talk unlike some where get forum and dey open big mouth ban people

You can't work with Ayade and don't learn how to thief

Beremx:
Bathing your daughter isn't the problem. How do you wash her private part without your hand touching there especially when she can't wash it herself?

so can u say this to a lady also washing a lil boy private parts

Nigeria no get

Daniel7543:
U.S no get joy. See as the margin long

Egypt were na knuckle head country dey top Arab world

LibertyRep:
Next time this dude appears in court, it would be in hand and leg chains.

He just made a bad case go worse.

him case na settled case because if they be one give am 2years na like 10 years for gum. If na me I go put no parole and everyday make he break 200kg of rocks

Country were money dey everywhere but only few touches it

1950Mack:
when will they kill the real head.... kill the real head boy and the war is won completely

that one is on the run and him go receive soon

Ojotu1:
By Peter Awunah, PhD

The people of Benue State who voted for Hyacinth Alia as governor of the state in last year’s election must be ashamed of themselves for making such a mistake. Since he came to power, no one can tell the direction that the man who boasts of being the ship that ferried all APC candidates to victory is heading. There is evident confusion even within his cabinet. There is no clear focus, no coordination and no leadership.

Anyone who has visited Makurdi, the Benue State capital in the last seven months must have seen the potholes on all major roads in the town. Makurdi has become dusty, and even the street sweepers are no longer seen in the early hours of the day cleaning the city.

The worst situation is in the state ministries, departments and agencies of government. No activity goes on in any of the MDAs. Government House is not left out. According to those who have been there since June last year, the place stinks with no water running in the taps for flushing of toilets.

Alia says he is paying salaries of the workers and as far as he is concerned, that’s all that is needed. He doesn’t release overheads and other logistic support to the ministries and agencies for their operations. But the civil servants love it of course, because if they can sit at home all week and still receive their salaries at the end of the month, how is that bad? Productivity is relegated to the background.

Governor Alia operates like a parish priest who cannot be questioned. All that the people have to say is “Yes Father”. He gave them that response during the campaigns but they thought he was joking. Now they know better.

The man has elevated nepotism to heights never before seen in the history of Benue State. As a former priest, one would expect him to practice what he preached about unity and equality, but no, Alia is a preacher who would tell the people “do as I say, not as I do”.
There is no tangible project to show since his administration came on board other than failed promises, lopsided appointments, and marginalisation.

Alia is sitting on huge money which has come in from Abuja. Benue State has received fat allocations but the Governor is silent on what has come in. As far as he pays the workers, his government is doing nothing else to develop the state.

No project is going on anywhere. He awarded contracts for the construction of 16 short streets of 15 kilometers and took out N9 billion for the projects but no construction is taking place on the roads.

Alia is not Prepared to govern Benue State. He came ill prepared and is acting exactly in that manner. His first seven months in office are the worst in the state since the return of democracy in 1999. The priest-turned-politician is the most lackluster of all the Benue governors in the last 25 years.

Governor Alia has failed to live up to expectations and instead of delivering on his campaign promises, he has taken up unnecessary battles against perceived critics, stakeholders, and his party members. His arrogance, ineptitude, pride, and all-knowing attitude have taken Benue State backward by over two decades.

The group of people who are worst hit and must be feeling ashamed are those who campaigned for him and mobilized voters in support of the Yes Father movement.

At first, many thought the governor was on a steep learning curve and the ship of the state would be righted and put on the course being an unfamiliar terrain for him. But unfortunately, Alia is not ready to learn or accept his mistakes.

The governor has become so power-drunk that he is now inaccessible to the electorate, stakeholders, and even his party members. Shame! Effective governance is about feedback and criticism. No one knows it all.

Should we talk about his controversial contracts? According to Sahara Reporters, Alia spent whopping amounts in just four months in office awarding fictitious contracts. Between May 29 and September 30th, he was reported to have received and spent more than N46 billion of state resources, prominent among which was the duplication of contracts for the procurement of Hummer buses as palliative measures.

Alia is truly a bad market for Benue. The people of the state made the wrong choice this time!


Awunah writes from Durumi, Abuja

so did ortom do anything tangible?

UnfairLife7:
You're a fool telling someone's wife to shut up

Animal

confused fellow

HarryGleb:
Superb. I chased Helinues away from nairaland.

that old grumpy piss of s****

Adanambra1:
i am 39 weeks today and 5 days oo
first timer mama
i don exercise tire
chop pineapple tire
i dey do the do regularly
i don chop spicy food tire... everything on the internet, i have done.
scan already say my baby is head down position
3.5kg....
people of God, what do i do next to avoid Pitocin inducement or epidural

just shut up and wait till u are due before u go cause issues. Ur gender no dey hear word

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

show us her pic one man poison can be Op favorite

PJ123:


You missed the point. I am not from Ondo and not a fan of any politician. Did Akeredolu do all those things? NO but his wife and children!! You should understand beneficiaries around people in power will likely do what his wife and children have done as uncivilized as it was.

The death of former governor should be a moment of reflection and sobriety for the new governor if he's a wise man. Both in private and public, this should have been genuinely demonstrated. If this genuine sobriety has been displayed both privately and publicly, he would have passed an important lesson not only to the Akeredolu's wife and children but to his own family as well and to all that power is transient and we don't own our lives!!!

forget it bro climb power make dey rubbish u and wen u hold power begin cry

Sad thing he can't drive from Lagos to other states or even within Lagos comfortable because of roads