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AishaDant:
Okay, I am done acknowledging your existence. You no longer exist to me.

Boy bye!

Lady you have time replying that slowpoke, he's comment shows he's still a kid with dust in his brain

hammer567:
SOME MEN CANNOT IMPREGNATE DUE TO LOW SPERM COUNT,, WHEN YOUR WIFE GO OUT TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM, YOU GET CLEVER AND START DNA TESTING.



OYA, GO AND STAY ALONE AND LONELY, PURSUE HER AND THE GIRLS.


ODE!

Instead of you to keep quiet while some will think you were just being sarcastic, you went further to expose yourself that you have dust in your brain...what a shame

That am a serial killer


Can't count the number of animals have murdered

Naija we hail thee.

The man was obviously killed because he knows too much.

Naija police exhumed mobahd body and did postmortem for 8 months and came out with absolutely nothing.

The more you look, the less you see!

Anguldi:

Elon Musk
Song by Shallipopi


wait
They call me Shallipopi
(B-) Ibile
(Busy)
All these my Southie boys (ah)
Rands e dey body
Dubai, dirhams dey body
Yankee, dolápo dey body (kuron'-kuron'-kuron'be)
Elon Musk sef na Pluto boy (Pluto)
Eh, he na Tesla kid
Pulling up in a Tesla toy
Eh, no bitch boy
See, no go dey
Funds dey low-key, no go play
Shallipopi, I work all day
Plutomania, we fly all day
Inside that your Evian so
Another Evian dey inside
Inside that your Evian (Evian)
Another Evian dey inside ('po)
Inside that your Evian so
Another Evian dey inside
Inside that your Evian (ayy)
Another Evian dey inside
All these Elon Musk boys
Para dey body (dem dey vex)
BTC dey body (too much)
Money dey body (plenty)
All these Elon Musk boys (dem dey)
Para dey body (ah, dem dey vex)
BTC dey body (o por)
Money dey (ahn)
Ahn, kuron'be
Money too choke abeg
One Azul, twelve people, e no fit be my cartel (for where?)
Look at my squad, you can tell
If you no see AP, you go see Areaway take up Cartier
Ahh, all these ones (all these ones), then these ones (these ones)
These ones, when you see them make way (make way)
Evian dey (Evian dey), maga dey (maga dey)
So therefore, every day na payday (say)
I say, no go put body if you no get mind (get mind)
Unless your mind go dey (go dey)
Ah, you wan chop life, you no wan pay price (pay price)
My guy, na there you go dey (ayy)
Ayy, kuron'be
All these my Southie boys (ah)
Rands e dey body
Dubai, dirhams dey body
Yankee, dolápo dey body
Elon-lon-lon (Elon, Elon)
Elon, 'Lon (Elon)
Elon-lon-lon, Elon, Elon
Shalli what? Shallipopi
Elon-lon-lon, Elon, 'Lon
Elon-lon-lon, Elon, 'Lon
Say, eh
All these Elon Musk boys
Para dey body, eh (ah)
BTC dey body, eh
Money dey body (clear road)
All these Elon Musk boys
Para dey body (ah)
BTC dey body (ah)
Money, say
How do I pay, boss?
Send aza or send wallet
Payment received, na he credit BTC?
Now you don confirm Evian dey? (Evian dey)
Evian dey
Now you don confirm Evian dey? (Wait, wait)
Evian dey, eh
Evian dey (Evian dey)
Evian dey (Evian dey)
Evian dey (Evian dey)
Evian dey (Evian dey)
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Crown Uzama

But why some of you no get work like this...chai

We are more interested in the DNA saga

I wonder why interesting news dey tale for naija till everybody don already forget sef

Ejyksneh:
Lies, sadwest ewedu muncher posted this to spite the Igbos, I'm from south South but I can tell you that the only developed state in the whole Yoruba land is Lagos state.
Capital of Ekiti state and Ondo state is like a village in south east.
I have stayed in both regions and I can tell you that Igbos are way developed than yorubas.
They only know about mining skulls and munching ewedu and amala

Please check my signature for more updates

Dick measuring when sensible matters are being discussed. Ignoramus like you shouldn't be allowed access to Internet

Onyiiobi7735:
That would be in 4041 or 6062 .
We have refused to set aside stupid religious and ethnic sentiments and elect credible leaders in power.
Is it with such mentality that Nigeria would grow to be a space power?

You have a good point but who is that credible leader we need to elect??

Oneday Nigeria too will send representative that will land on the moon. Only it might not be soon

flokii:
I hope you won't shed hot tears later in life..

I won't but I don't know about you

Cowbell521:
mumu go do DNA. na ur friend gateman pikin

My son is not a bastard like you ok

Well my son is fair in complexion while we parents are Brown and am 100% sure he's mine.

Bliss4Lyfe:
This certain tribe that you wont leave, why dont you leave this certain tribe and go form your own country? parasite!


It is because of your lazy ass they left their land and resources that you use to go and suffer abroad.

He didn't mention the tribe nah, why are you crying
Definitely you're from the guilty tribe

Very good development.... tho haters must hate

You should be arrested for attempted murder

FRANCISTOWN:
The only mistake you made was that, since you didn't return the slap. You shouldn't have said anything.
You should have just walked out of the place.

Though I've never been slapped by a lady. There was a time I was working with a firm. There was this super ugly girl in our department known for careless utterances. That made me naturally dislike the girl and we wouldn't greet.

One day, she was having issues with someone. But because I was there, she used the opportunity to generalize the insult.
I went to her and asked her a simple question. I said "Do you know that you are being disrespectful right now?".

All hell let loose. She started shouting until everyone in the office had to leave what they were doing to inquire what was going on.

I knew I can never win a verbal war with anybody especially a woman. I'm introverted to the core. I was just doing my thing. She was the one doing the explanation and shouting. She insulted me, she said I have HIV, that I'm just handsome for nothing. That I'm possessed with evil spirit. Omo, that girl insulted me like them swear for me. But I didn't say just a word. I kept quiet.

After everything, In my head I was like. This girl is now guilty of death. She ranted until the close of work. She was having an affair with the boss, so nobody could penetrate her in a kind of way.

The following day, I went to the kitchen where everyone keeps their food and water. She has the habit of taking Pepsi every morning. She'd drink half and keep the half for lunch. I swapped her drink.

I think it was around 12pm. She started going to the toilet. She went to the Toilet more than 4 times before we closed for the day.

The following day, she called in sick. She was absent from work for 3days.
When she resumed. I did my thing again. She went for another two days. She was in a panic mode, her KPI suffered.

I was still not satisfied. When she resumed fully, after a week. I got devil's beans (yerepe) put a lil bit on her desk but she wore long sleeve. I was worried, but as life would help me, she decided to take a five minutes nap by resting her forehead on the table. That was it.

I've said it. I don't have time to banter words with anybody. If you price, you must pay.

OP. Give it time. Like 2 months. After two months, arrange boys make them go pay her visit.

Commendable

So jejely I cannot send my cousin an errand with my chopper in peace

[quote author=Kingson28 post=130183572][/quote]You must be very stupid, can't you voice your opinion without abuse

When you people see that there's more money in Nollywood, you'll know be cooking up excuses for leaving and now back!

The industry has moved on..... Ask Doris Simon if she has found her ground after comeback

This is why I so much respect Fatia balogun for her consistency!

Stupid journalism
What's the correlation between the two headlines

countryman13:
Am wise and well matured(not an assumption) . My marriage is 11 years old with children and can confidentially say that I AM HAPPILY MARRIED .

Then congratulations on your fullfilled marriage....11 years old married somebody should know that counseling is not overrated. Is your level of maturity and wisdom now the same 12 years ago

Before the sisters climb me gbola fit don stand already sef if I found her appealing , my body is very sensitive but I control my urge 100%.
Have been seduced many times that I will have an erection but not even allow touching let alone sex.

EreluRoz:
He's obviously lying, men hates it when their women leave them, they become violent and result to all sort of rubbish to bring her down e.g yul Edochie and now this one.

Not that I totally support your submission but how does a married man knows he's not the one responsible for his wife pregnancy if not that the man himself is not responsible or they stay apart

countryman13:
Counselling can completely be ignored if d parties involved understand the fact that they're two different entities that must tangle together and forge ahead in life. Maturity and understanding are the major keys in marriage.

Exactly what am saying.... people like you think you are all wise and mature, I can only argue with you if you are married for at least 6 years.

Many single people that are in courtship ignores marriage counseling and see it as something not really necessary for them because they think they are wise for having several dating experience.
Don't be shocked to hear it from me that if you belong to such category, you might end up being a divorcee.

To just listen and adhere to a professional advice alone is wisdom!

Money off course....food and happy ending must surely follow

11Monkeys:
May the best win. Not the Nigerian mago mago where the best is rigged out in connivance with the electoral body thereby making the worst become the best.

Bulaba

This monkey never heal from their Messiah coming distant third in the last election.

I no abuse you o
Na your name I call out