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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by obedz(m): 1:49am On Mar 04, 2008
buckle ur shoe lace cos at tat pace, u aint gonnna win the race /

i jst wannna piss in ur face, give u sum dazz and rest my case  grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 12:02am On Nov 14, 2007
@ Toyin

ok, just be prepared cos jonney blaze is on fire tonight kiss kiss
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 11:32pm On Nov 13, 2007
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 11:23pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ toyinrayo

watchu doin here ??, get ur asss bck to the kitchen angry angry
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 11:05pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ bolaji

i Bleep your momma each time ma d!ck erects, i just  pick ma phone and tell the bitch to come over real fast before ma d!ck goes down.  You SURE AM NOT UR DAD?  grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 10:55pm On Nov 13, 2007
@ bolajiboak

AM ABOUT TO LICK UR ASS
want to lick her ass?? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by obedz(m): 9:45pm On Nov 11, 2007
me? shocked, with what stew embarassed embarassed
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by obedz(m): 9:41pm On Nov 11, 2007
me shocked shocked with what stew lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: Give A Nairalander A Rating by obedz(m): 8:12pm On Nov 11, 2007
me?? grin grin
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by obedz(m): 6:46pm On Nov 11, 2007
ya, that's ma babe's complexion grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by obedz(m): 6:41pm On Nov 11, 2007
what color?

its rainbow color cool cool
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by obedz(m): 6:32pm On Nov 11, 2007
am in boxers grin cool grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sugar Mummy by obedz(m): 7:21pm On Nov 10, 2007
@ poster
hav never seen toyin reject anyone, for her to have rejected u means u hav a very small, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sugar Mummy by obedz(m): 7:08pm On Nov 10, 2007
i need a sugar mummy who i can depend on and i will always make her happy and make her feel like a real woman.

she's directly below u, wink all u gat do is buy urself a sexy coffin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 6:09pm On Nov 10, 2007
u have been with murder inc since 1997
shocked shocked

am dissapointed in ivy, ur flows are wack embarassed embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 12:03am On Nov 10, 2007
@ MENIKE  man i want to see watchu gat   undecided undecided

nigga am sick of u runnin your mouth/
claimin to be king, sucker this aint south/
u think u's an O.G, nigga check this out/
the eyes is red, with ma chopper on the left/
ma hitchy finger clap, till i gat no shaft left/
nigga i spray bugz,  call me bugz bunny/
in couple of secs, your ass be burnin/
nigga am like the forbidden fruit, u don't want to taste me/
ya i know u hate me, but u scared to face me/
i slay niggas, but am'a do u one better/
am'a let u say your last prayer/
am a tragedy, am far from your wish/
son forget about your dreams, because your nightmare's on the leash/
aint feelin your ish because u throwin punches at dead-man chest/
sumone call the ambulance, am blazzin nigga to death   cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 8:33am On Nov 08, 2007
ur momma is so black that her shadow feels cheated grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 4:38pm On Nov 04, 2007
your momma is so black tat her shadow feels cheated grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 4:03pm On Nov 04, 2007
ur momma is so dumb , the only wise thing she ever did was to trade u for a cup of coffee shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 3:52pm On Nov 04, 2007
your momma so dumb she mistakes your dad's d!ck
for peanut
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 2:54pm On Nov 04, 2007
ur momma is so fat that even she roll over 10 times, she will still remain on the same spot
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 2:53pm On Nov 04, 2007
your momma so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 2:52pm On Nov 04, 2007
ur momma is so stupid, even jonny bravo feels sorry for her
Romance / Re: Any Lead City University Students On Nairaland? by obedz(m): 9:37am On Nov 04, 2007
@ Tayo  shocked

am in sch for summer
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 5:48am On Nov 04, 2007
@ Toyin

aite then, but just knw i dont pay for luv, i rather go for lust, tat shiiit is free
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 5:39am On Nov 04, 2007
@ toyin

no spoil ma day abeg cry cry
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 5:26am On Nov 04, 2007
@ mailmac  wink lets do it


it's gunplay time, nigga am ready to slay/
am strapped head to toe, just to take u away/
B.G bout to be an O.G, because tats what your death warrant say/
nigga u's a cocksuckin dude/u make me wannna puke/
no rhyme, no style, am'a leave u asss with wounds/
i drag your asss round your hood, with your ballz tied to ma booth/
nigga u call those shiit rhymes, u sound better as a clown/
ma loaded heat is in your head, 'now how u want it'/
is it puff puff!!! or just powwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i put holes in nigga and watch his momma call me cow/
your warrant in ma hand, now your life is mine/
i light up nigga's house and watch ma grillz shine/
i see nigga pass, and i give ma devilish smile/
am a gangsta,  kid u can ask your dad what am about/
just a sound from ma nine and i take nigga's life out /
now your widow's in ma house wit ma d!ck in her mouth.    kiss
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 9:19am On Nov 02, 2007
who took ma bitch away embarassed embarassed embarassed
sauced kid, i miss u baby kiss kiss
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 2:25pm On Oct 22, 2007
ma goddddddddd shocked shocked shocked,  been lng away in sch.

@ sauce kid(RoosterDrinker)


u ready to be buried??,  i go easy on u this time  grin grin grin  pusssyyyy cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 1:02am On Oct 18, 2007
@ sauce kid
nigga u aint on ma level, even stevie wonder saw me woop your asss, here are the k.o/s


nigga i gat ma matchet here wit me/
i slice u up, and watch u eat your own feet/
u's a he bitch, stay off ma d!ck/
i don't deal wit ho's, i move o's/
when am done wit u asss, your momma be callin the po's/
nigga u's a novice, u far from a pro/
nigga am bck, better, am just like mase/
it's a bad day for u son, because am high on ma hays/
nigga aint take shots, except the sperm in his face/
see me stuntin in ma slick red imperler/
your bitch saw ma d!ck and was like 'u are a monster'/
am a mobb nigga, i take u out in front of your momma/
i leave nigga looking like a roasted suya  grin grin
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 3:00pm On Oct 17, 2007
kid am tired of wastin ma barz on ya, u too light, u aint movin weight. embarassed embarassed

anyways lemme come down to ur level, here are some lines u can practice on grin grin grin

nigga am a gutter/
wen i pop in ur hood, ur O.G's run for cover/
u sayin shit like u wanna show me wat u got/
nigga u aint gat shiit, u's just a gay/
ma rhymes makes ur icon go mute/
i gat two 4's in ma suit/
and an hammer in ma booth/
nigga's on his kneen, demanding sum respect/
Bleep u nigga, i aint even started wit u yet/
while blindfolded, am a shoot at ya and still hit the target.

wink wink
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 17, 2007
@ sauce kid

nigga they call me d tekzman, cos i move bricks/
i floss around , wit ur mom on ma d!ck/
nigga cnt make up his own rhymes/
always referin to mine/
wat a pusssy/
i take u out so easy/
like am sniffin on ma white lines/
ma heat is on heat, wanna Bleep wit u nigga/
i aint gonna use ma nine for ya/
hell no/
i rather use ma revolva/
i put gunz in ur mouth like who's ur dada/
nigga u's just test drivin/
while am G5in/
am a love-vendor for real/
u can ask ur wife to be.
wink wink

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