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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by obedz(m): 1:49am On Mar 04, 2008 |
buckle ur shoe lace cos at tat pace, u aint gonnna win the race / i jst wannna piss in ur face, give u sum dazz and rest my case |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 12:02am On Nov 14, 2007 |
@ Toyin ok, just be prepared cos jonney blaze is on fire tonight |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 11:32pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 11:23pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
@ toyinrayo watchu doin here ??, get ur asss bck to the kitchen |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 11:05pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
@ bolaji i Bleep your momma each time ma d!ck erects, i just pick ma phone and tell the bitch to come over real fast before ma d!ck goes down. You SURE AM NOT UR DAD? |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 10:55pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
@ bolajiboak AM ABOUT TO LICK UR ASSwant to lick her ass?? |
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by obedz(m): 9:45pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
me? , with what stew |
Food / Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating Now? by obedz(m): 9:41pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
me with what stew |
Forum Games / Re: Give A Nairalander A Rating by obedz(m): 8:12pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
me?? |
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by obedz(m): 6:46pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
ya, that's ma babe's complexion |
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by obedz(m): 6:41pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
what color? its rainbow color |
Fashion / Re: What Are You Wearing Now? by obedz(m): 6:32pm On Nov 11, 2007 |
am in boxers |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sugar Mummy by obedz(m): 7:21pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
@ poster hav never seen toyin reject anyone, for her to have rejected u means u hav a very small, |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Sugar Mummy by obedz(m): 7:08pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
i need a sugar mummy who i can depend on and i will always make her happy and make her feel like a real woman. she's directly below u, all u gat do is buy urself a sexy coffin |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 6:09pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
u have been with murder inc since 1997 am dissapointed in ivy, ur flows are wack |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 12:03am On Nov 10, 2007 |
@ MENIKE man i want to see watchu gat nigga am sick of u runnin your mouth/ claimin to be king, sucker this aint south/ u think u's an O.G, nigga check this out/ the eyes is red, with ma chopper on the left/ ma hitchy finger clap, till i gat no shaft left/ nigga i spray bugz, call me bugz bunny/ in couple of secs, your ass be burnin/ nigga am like the forbidden fruit, u don't want to taste me/ ya i know u hate me, but u scared to face me/ i slay niggas, but am'a do u one better/ am'a let u say your last prayer/ am a tragedy, am far from your wish/ son forget about your dreams, because your nightmare's on the leash/ aint feelin your ish because u throwin punches at dead-man chest/ sumone call the ambulance, am blazzin nigga to death |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 8:33am On Nov 08, 2007 |
ur momma is so black that her shadow feels cheated |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 4:38pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
your momma is so black tat her shadow feels cheated |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 4:03pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
ur momma is so dumb , the only wise thing she ever did was to trade u for a cup of coffee |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 3:52pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
your momma so dumb she mistakes your dad's d!ck for peanut |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 2:54pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
ur momma is so fat that even she roll over 10 times, she will still remain on the same spot |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 2:53pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
your momma so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! by obedz(m): 2:52pm On Nov 04, 2007 |
ur momma is so stupid, even jonny bravo feels sorry for her |
Romance / Re: Any Lead City University Students On Nairaland? by obedz(m): 9:37am On Nov 04, 2007 |
@ Tayo am in sch for summer |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 5:48am On Nov 04, 2007 |
@ Toyin aite then, but just knw i dont pay for luv, i rather go for lust, tat shiiit is free |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 5:39am On Nov 04, 2007 |
@ toyin no spoil ma day abeg |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 5:26am On Nov 04, 2007 |
@ mailmac lets do it it's gunplay time, nigga am ready to slay/ am strapped head to toe, just to take u away/ B.G bout to be an O.G, because tats what your death warrant say/ nigga u's a cocksuckin dude/u make me wannna puke/ no rhyme, no style, am'a leave u asss with wounds/ i drag your asss round your hood, with your ballz tied to ma booth/ nigga u call those shiit rhymes, u sound better as a clown/ ma loaded heat is in your head, 'now how u want it'/ is it puff puff!!! or just powwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i put holes in nigga and watch his momma call me cow/ your warrant in ma hand, now your life is mine/ i light up nigga's house and watch ma grillz shine/ i see nigga pass, and i give ma devilish smile/ am a gangsta, kid u can ask your dad what am about/ just a sound from ma nine and i take nigga's life out / now your widow's in ma house wit ma d!ck in her mouth. |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 9:19am On Nov 02, 2007 |
who took ma bitch away sauced kid, i miss u baby |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 2:25pm On Oct 22, 2007 |
ma goddddddddd , been lng away in sch. @ sauce kid(RoosterDrinker) u ready to be buried??, i go easy on u this time pusssyyyy |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 1:02am On Oct 18, 2007 |
@ sauce kid nigga u aint on ma level, even stevie wonder saw me woop your asss, here are the k.o/s nigga i gat ma matchet here wit me/ i slice u up, and watch u eat your own feet/ u's a he bitch, stay off ma d!ck/ i don't deal wit ho's, i move o's/ when am done wit u asss, your momma be callin the po's/ nigga u's a novice, u far from a pro/ nigga am bck, better, am just like mase/ it's a bad day for u son, because am high on ma hays/ nigga aint take shots, except the sperm in his face/ see me stuntin in ma slick red imperler/ your bitch saw ma d!ck and was like 'u are a monster'/ am a mobb nigga, i take u out in front of your momma/ i leave nigga looking like a roasted suya |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 3:00pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
kid am tired of wastin ma barz on ya, u too light, u aint movin weight. anyways lemme come down to ur level, here are some lines u can practice on nigga am a gutter/ wen i pop in ur hood, ur O.G's run for cover/ u sayin shit like u wanna show me wat u got/ nigga u aint gat shiit, u's just a gay/ ma rhymes makes ur icon go mute/ i gat two 4's in ma suit/ and an hammer in ma booth/ nigga's on his kneen, demanding sum respect/ Bleep u nigga, i aint even started wit u yet/ while blindfolded, am a shoot at ya and still hit the target. |
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by obedz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
@ sauce kid nigga they call me d tekzman, cos i move bricks/ i floss around , wit ur mom on ma d!ck/ nigga cnt make up his own rhymes/ always referin to mine/ wat a pusssy/ i take u out so easy/ like am sniffin on ma white lines/ ma heat is on heat, wanna Bleep wit u nigga/ i aint gonna use ma nine for ya/ hell no/ i rather use ma revolva/ i put gunz in ur mouth like who's ur dada/ nigga u's just test drivin/ while am G5in/ am a love-vendor for real/ u can ask ur wife to be. |
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