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Still looking at the time table.... Still angry still hoping it's not true.... Still hoping it's not fake kus I already shown it to my colleagues.

otokx:
Pre-resumption Registration for Fresh Students starts 23rd November, 2015

Lectures for all students begins 18th January, 2016

Registration for all students ends 12th February, 2016

Orientation for fresh students 17th February, 2016

Matriculation Ceremony 25th February, 2016

First Semester Examination 25th April - Friday 13th May 2016

EmmyCruz:
What about courses like bch,mcb or industrial chem?

switching is possible. The logic is u can only switch to dept with similar curriculum. When I get to the admin office they will I form u of possible choice u can switch to

EmmyCruz:
In other words i can switch frm yr 2? I WOULD LIKE TO KNW WAT OTHER COURSES I CN GET IF I FILE FOR REJECTION. TNX

in simple tense forger about switching to medicine.. Dem dey look for who to walf self. If u fill for rejection 1st they won't allow u do so... Dey will try n convince u to take it... ND 2nd if they allow u I think u hv to pay money for it or so *not sure. 3rd u can only b admitted to vacant related depts. That's that. Same advice take a jamb form and save ur self those stress.

malame41:
Hello... Please I'm interested in finding accommodation either in alakahia or in the school(not hostel) which is more or less a self-contain(with **clean** toilet and kitchen) please if any one can be of help, I will be glad... I don't really know but if in the school, I believe Abuja Campus is like the heart of the school... Thank you and God bless you...

kip ur 180k

EmmyCruz:
Goodmorning sir Otokx, pls sir am a medicine aspirant but i got admitted into psb i want to know if there is any possibility of switching over in year two or should i just pick another jamb form. Thanks

There is but believe me u can't.. No hard feelings just a simple truth. B4 u can switch u should hv a CGPA of over 4.0 which is not easy in ofrima ND sometimes u c ur CGPA few months into yr 2 ND lecture must hv gone far. U must pass ur AEB to get promoted from ur yr one nd psb don't do AEB in yr one. So my dear is either u stick to ur psb and retake jamb or u forget it and retake jamb.. Capich

otokx:
Is it that some people have a problem with English comprehension?

hehehe if not for something I would have called his name #Malame with the *e omited

asapfeggi:
pls can u answer dis

hmmm asapfeggi u r really one unique uniporter . First admission now acomodation without payment. Guess u must b a V VIP.. Greetings comrade plz has the calender been confirmed?

taiocol:
Una nor happy, when some department for Unical never post admission list

guess u wil b happy wen d pple u gain admission with same time Don graduate and u still dey yr3.. É b like u no kw say no time.............

Can't believe this is actually true. Just after shapping my mouth like parrot to my UST frnx Dat in deu time we will catch up with them uniport now sending us home for useless holiday... Gush this is so absurd. How can they? I feel like crying. And by nxt yr while we will bebe struggling with 1st semester resumption they will b going for break.

Happy Sunday

DrLazDevitan:
This nick won't leave your mouth for once!

Boss,how far?

How are you preparing for 200lvl gban-gbanrity?

sociology dept won't let us go on holiday ooooooooo.... My last exam is on 29 shifted from 19 to 27 and now 29. I pray dey don't shift it to December lol..... Am glad we r getting close to future. #Dr Laz

dearpiriye:
Is it allowed or advisable to pay both acomodation and school fees at once. Will dat affect d signin in?

it doesn't affect. U can pay both b4 going to cafe to login

Happy Sunday ya all

Dr Laz....

DrLazDevitan:
Year 1,especially to College of Health and Pharmaceutical sciences(Pharmacy).

One year is gone for me and i feel it within my groins to do my best to give considerations to help the few i can reach whatever the media of communication could be.Like any other student i have spoonfuls of experience to post that may be useful to share.

Life is a plan,life is not all a probabilistic theorism.Life sometimes is pure unrealistic thing of chance.Whatever life is,the university is a measure of it.You guarrantee yourself success the moment on getting to school,it is the usual spirit.Almost everything that counts rest on your thriving,and day by day your chances to succeed in every semester depends on you.This primary confidence makes an equal level to reach same grandeur with anyone in the same academic pursuit.So,nobody is given double strenght,double brains to take to challenges you can't surpass.The university system does not identify a sole persona of knowledge,the system is an aggregate of lives of different dexterities and weaknesses.The decision to be any lies in what you do with your time and other relevances.

Nobody is groomed for failure,nobody is burdened to fail.The element of failure or success are inseparable poles of our mental decisions.These decisions are potentials that draw us nearer to one these poles,and whatever comes are resultant field effects.Almost in every strivings,i have to come to understand we make decision everyday,some of these decision are formidable and visible and also less formidable and also invisible.Whatever the kinds may be,a decision made is a decision made.Notwithstanding,any decision takened by the right sense of subjection and objection should lead to a goal-getting.For this most decisions taken are not usually bad but anyhow if a white cloth is stained by an oil slick,it is no longer a perfect white.

I may have to give strains to benign tumour on our goal setting,whenever these tumidity expend all over us,we will do no better in every course offered.
As a College of Health student,medicine to be precise you have three noble courses you may have to offer-FSB,CHEMISTRY and PHYSICS.The least requirement needed to move to 200lvl without repeat is 50% for each-a grade C.A failure to have an aggregate of 50% for each of these courses may warrant a stay back for another year in 100Lvl-the last opportunity to continue the programme.Another failure is usually not tolerated,and it means a complete out for the student.MBBS,medicine student usually being called of this year,i gainfully advice that you don't overlook any Chemistry,Physic and Biology related course and FSB itself.At your first year,you will have to offer Chem130.Anything you hear about Chem130 is thorough.

Anything you hear about Chem130 is true! You will hear that the course is the dreadliest in year one chemistry,yes! It is true! You hear that it is the easiest,yes! It is true! You will hear that Chem130 will groom the highest rate of failures in year chemistry,yes! It is true!
You will learn that Chem130 is what you have actual be learning from what people says.In mine voice,please don't overlook Chem130 especially those that did basic,or must have done one programme or the other before entering CHS.Chem130 is usually cheap to lookout in the surface but when result surface people will begin to hide within their shadow.How should you attend to Chemistry courses in general?

1)Please if you don't know what Chemistry is,don't hesitate to attending classes everytime you have the course.Some toturials are great,you are advice to plug-in anyone.
2)There is no shame telling a friend to teach you what you don't know.Don't die in silence,cause when result comes out you will have yourself to blame.
3)The University is not like secondary school where continuous assessment meant nothing.Your continuous assement is a necessary point to carry you to a good grade.Almost for anything,the good reason you may have to miss out on your continuous assement(C.A) is NEGLIGENCE.

NEGLIGENCE in my own parlance is the act of attending to duties with a low spirit.This is the spirit that eats up mostly the brilliant one.Everything to a brilliant student is small and insignificant.You will almost see from his words and sometime actions that permeates that the things done by everybody does not matter.It is only negligence that will cause any student brilliant or dull to overlook TEST done in the class.It is only negligence that will make you to oversimplified an assignment,it is only negligence to duty that will make the student to have confidence in any form of simplification.Negligence will cause students to leave their Chemistry practical manual incompletely filled.In UP,don't ever submit your chemistry practical manual when it is incompletely filled.You have to fill it up and fill it well.Those marking your chem practical manual don't entertain negligence on your part.Please attend to classes if you not strong.

Contd on next page.

otokx:
UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT
PORT HARCOURT

ADMISSION INTO LIBRARY AND INFORMATION SCIENCE – 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the B.Sc Degree Programme in the Department of Library and Information Science, Faculty of Education, University of Port Harcourt for the 2015/2016 academic session.

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

Candidates should possess the following:

WASCE/SSCE/GCE/NECO/NABTEB
Credit passes in any five subjects including English Language, Mathematics and any three from Biology, Chemistry, Physics, or Geography in not more than two sittings at the WASCE, SSCE, GCE, NECO or its equivalent.

UTME SUBJECTS
English Language, Mathematics, and any two from Chemistry, Physics, Biology, and Geography [Must have a minimum score of 180 and above in the 2015/2016 UTME]

REMARKS
Only candidates who meet the required UTME and PUTME Scores will be considered for admission.

Interested candidates should apply in their own handwriting, with a photocopy of their UTME, PUTME and O/L Result Slips, and submit in person to:

The Admissions Officer
University of Port Harcourt
Port Harcourt

The closing date for all applications is Friday, 23rd October, 2015.

SIGNED:
REGISTRAR

UPH/REG.ADMS/007
19th OCTOBER, 2015

Good news

otokx:
There is some confusion with regards GES, for now the dates remains unchanged.

gbagam !!!

Been away for some time.... So what did I miss?

About that time

Now YoU sEE mE

Barka de sallah! Its quite painful when u try help pple nd u become an enemy!

comrade sir. plz my frnd scored 208 in post ume and less than 190 in jamb, opting for biochem and he didnt make d merit list. plz is there any chance for him into biochem in the supp list

datguru:
Thank you.


Please oforkanji how many are you guys in U2014 ? I mean nursing students

67 (sixty seven)

otokx:
Ask oforkanji(has your account been cloned by oforkanj1) how many they are in their class then subtract and add 2.

sorry they r both mine, <Oforkanji< was having issue b4 so I opend another one. We are 67.

cremeflora:
Hello everyone...i ve good news for u2014 unique students....it was announced at d jux concluded parents forum dat held yesterday dat dose dat paid for hostel accommodation but were not given wud be refunded deir money in full starting frm next week..providing u show d receipt...secondly parents wuld now receive d results of deir respective wards via email or any means chosen by dem...
I can sense sum change in our unique uniport
well lets wait n see!!

uniport refund money!!!!!!!!!! haaaa i go buy every nairalander biscuit

otokx:
@cremeflora, we hear some first semester results have just been uploaded on ecampus, is that so?

not so true. maybe for others shaa. mine is still blank

Captain6:
Lolz Doc,am not hiding o,i wish i could identify you and oforkanji physically,kindly drop your number,so that I can add you on whatsapp, and perhaps get to know you better from there.

07067992233

Samgreguc:
Long story.

make it short

Samgreguc:
She wouldn't.

SOME are doing it with us. whats the jerk wif em?

cremeflora:
lol...you were doing ghostmode dats y...at least i did sumtin during physical clearance

leave him!!
he tried for u self... i wish i see ghost mode i for dance small.. he did spirit mode for us

Janetmc:
Pharmacy

wow congrat
so happy... u be doing soc 105 nxt yr
but i think its optional.
can we whatsapp 07067992233 hit me

@janetmc u r student or aspirant?