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motionarena:
I recently caught my Girl cheating
She told me she going to see her Father but I tracked her and caught her coming out of Mega Chicken holding hands with a guy.

I took pics of her and the guy.
I have not confronted her yet, I plan on doing so and end the relationship.

You may ask, why I am happy I caught her? well despite the fact I have always suspected her of cheating, dating her has been challenging financially.

She monitized our relationship barely have a break from her money demands, you can give her money in the morning she will call in the evening to demand for more.

I always wanted to breakup but could not summon the courage, now I have a very good reason to without being at fault

Also am in advanced talking stage with another hot banny that has all the attributes I fantasize in a woman.

Cheers

Ehen! So we now have different kind of talking stages. Let me guess;

ETS- Early Talking Stage.
ITS- Intermediate Talking Stage.
ATS- Advanced Talking Stage.

Abeg, add yours...

See who's talking! Him morning for night.

Days of Value bread. If na the hot fresh soft and succulent today's bread, na once.

I pick 3 slices, fold it and bite, no need for butter. Warm Milo tea is enough...

Orishishirishi abi oshishishishi

Gbogbo e, ani gbo gbo e se o

laivwire:
Your symptoms remind me of the adverts of these tradomedicines.

You need proper check up. Stop going down with random girls, una no go hear.

Those of us who stuck to one sensible girl enjoy peace of mind.

Then privatise her make you get rest of mind...

Please call the Pink Panther, Inspector Clouseau...

Simply say; "eating the fruits of your labour".

The parents invested their children and this is the end result. Kudos to father for leading by example...

When you slaughter and unfeather chicken by yourself and you burn it with fire to burn or melt off tiny hairs. Then you can wash off the burnt stains on the skin of the chicken.

I can also say, one ear ring on each earlobe is enough and no nose ring if it is not your culture or religion.

To each his own.

To some overrated. To some, underrated. To some, money rated. To some, fun rated.

Pick one...

Humble truth!


But what can we do? Accept our fate and pray that the next generation gets lucky to have a good fate.

Truth be told, majority of Nigerians are living on survival mode. It is when you see today that's when you will know you have survived yesterday.

Seriously, this is really funny. What a good laugh 😂😂

Elders have seen the future while seating down.

Opari!!!

Whois:
You'll tell your wife this?

Cartoon ask question, I give am reply. Wetin be my own there?

"Newly renovated cargo"

Abi?

CuteTj:
While AI can help you to write a CV and translate it into the target language, AI cannot help you when they call you in for a physical interview.

I know, it is just a matter of time.


Well, 14 characters needed.

koxyz:
Language barrier is the major problem with those countries you listed, it will be challenging to kick the ground running.

You are right but with the current technologies and Ai, language shouldn't be barrier till when one understands their language

Well sometimes, good things can be wrapped up in a discouraging manner.

How else can you know about her and her family if you don't talk or converse with her?

From conversations with her, you can know if she can leave her religion for yours and her family won't make a big deal out of it.

Study her parents, her mother especially and then the whole family.

If after the study and you see that you can't fit into her family. ABEG REVERSE!!!! oo

bdon123:
Nonsense...I luv those tins .including clit piercing

Well-done and good for you.

To each man his Ponmo or fish...

ediko5:
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If you're a man and you have this kind of mentality then you're not just a Simp but a complete finished man

You mean any girl out of pity will reach out to the man so he can spend on her and in return she can agree to date him out of pity?

You missed my last sentence. Please read it again slowly. Thanks....

I respect ladies with just one piercing per ear lobe. No nose ring, no cow ring, no leg chain, no tattoo. just simplicity!!

I respect them for standing against peer pressure or social influence.

She has helped broadcast you to your potential soulmate.

The wise one will make the move.

Respect to Yoruba culture...



Not a tribalist though!

logicalhumour:
Lol. If Seun changes the UI of nairaland, I'll be the first to leave this place. Sites like nairaland are one of the very few sane webpages/websites on the internet right now.

Just for site to look "cool", you'll see those unreasonable (probably dumb) web devs loading libraries of 10 mb just to print fancy text and auto-scroll my page, hell no!

Nairaland is perfect. Why do you think people (including you, lol) like this shiiit hole?

I understand your point of view and I know right from time Nairaland loads faster. Intact, if I want to know if my network is working, I test it with Nairaland.

Notwithstanding, little adjustments can be made without destroying it all.

Na wa, India again. Something must be done

The solution to your family problem is very simple.

All you need to do is to find a quite time, no TV, no distractions, make her seat on your laps, rest her head on your chests, your arms round her and then talk things out calm and slow.

You react to fast like "two fighting chemicals".

Pur Kwarrupshin !!!

Definitely stay to finally start up my solid business ideas.

No be only eyes, na nose...

Orishirishi... Naija na wa o!

May the best brain win. But hunger is winning sha...