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 Jokes Etc › Re: 16 Reasons Why You Must Own A Blackberry Porsche: by Ogaredu(m): 1:21pm On Feb 06, 2012 |
Love the phone or hate it. Either way It's on your mind |
| Nairaland General › What Do U Like About Nigeria? by Ogaredu(op): 8:23am On Jan 24, 2012*. Modified: 11:34pm On Sep 25, 2019 |
Was asked this question while chating with a South African girl on facebook. I honestly couldn't give an answer. What do u like about your country Nigeria? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Ghanaian Group,foknboiz Ridicules Nigerians by Ogaredu(op): 12:00am On Aug 17, 2011 |
LRYICS Quote Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday Thank God we’re not Nigerians Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to whisper And why say Mistor, instead of Mister Thank God we’re not a Nigerians You like school more than any African I’ve seen Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen Thank God we’re not a Nigerians They ban the whole team, you can’t even play Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele Thank God we’re not a Nigerians You barely qualify, then get stuck President Goodluck but you still suck Thank God we’re not Nigerians Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham You eat Egusi with pounded yam Thank God we’re not Nigerians Always trying to show off, even when you eat One soup, no vegetable but twelve different meat Thank God we’re not a Nigerians Fela was a great Musician, yes of course (Inaudible) something drugs Thank God we’re not Nigerians You created Nollywood,yes more of it But too many witches and wizards in your film Thank God we’re not a Nigerians Always in traditional wear everywhere Haven’t you hear of Armani wear Thank God we’re not a Nigerians For example shining five piece agbada You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana Thank God we’re not a Nigerians Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads Thank God we’re not a Nigerians No street light from Oregun to Ikeja Four four, join join two two on okada Thank God we’re not a Nigerians Extra page in your passport to pass and go You have learn very well from Obasanjo Thank God we’re not Nigerians Email fraud, Pyramid, 419 Oh that’s not fine Thank God we’re not a Nigerians But at least you are better than Liberians |
| Music/Radio › Ghanaian Group,foknboiz Ridicules Nigerians by Ogaredu(op): 11:58pm On Aug 16, 2011*. Modified: 11:31pm On Sep 25, 2019 |
Ghanaian Group, FOKNBOIZ just released a single titled THANK GOD WE ARE NOT A NIGERIANS, ridiculing us. Watch the video on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfO2JCD6ZM |
| Computers › Re: Strictly Internet Speed Screen Shots v2 by Ogaredu(m): 2:25pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
pls link to download pes 2011 thanks, |
| Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Uruguay: [2 - 4] On Penalties After [1 - 1] Draw @ World Cup 2010 by Ogaredu(m): 12:00am On Jul 03, 2010 |
hi lexicographers, i open my dictionary and i saw 'ASAMOAH GYAN' guess its a new dictionary word. Its meaning wasn't there. Guys i'ld like 2 knw d meaning, lol |
| Education › Re: Unn Past Post-ume Questions Nided by Ogaredu(m): 10:35pm On May 07, 2010 |
[quote author=Vi_shuga link=topic=442946.msg6013831#msg6013831 date=1273217726]Bt com 2 phink of it gurli_e, i tot u said al dia questnz r al 4m jamb p/q, oh YeS definetly, bt Y on hell do u nid d pume p/q agn, bt i'v gat al d p/q cos dis gona b moi 3rd tym of takin d fuckn pume,bt so sowee dt i dnt av dt of sciences, bt 70% of dem pume p/q re al fake, i jst saw dat of unn 09 p/q n i realised it wz fake coz i took d exam n knew al da' questnz off-hand, so shuld in caz u didn't get it,jst go thru jamb p/q, datz al, wish u al d bestest of all,[/quote]pls cud u scan d unn post ume past questions and send 2 me? I'll need eng, phy, maths and chem. I'll pay 4 d cost of everytin.(before its done) hope dats ok? Contact me: osirvics@gmail.com. Cant wait 2 hear 4rm ya. Thanks |
| Education › Re: Unn Past Post-ume Questions Nided by Ogaredu(m): 10:26pm On May 07, 2010 |
[quote author=Vi_shuga link=topic=442946.msg6013831#msg6013831 date=1273217726]Bt com 2 phink of it gurli_e, i tot u said al dia questnz r al 4m jamb p/q, oh YeS definetly, bt Y on hell do u nid d pume p/q agn, bt i'v gat al d p/q cos dis gona b moi 3rd tym of takin d fuckn pume,bt so sowee dt i dnt av dt of sciences, bt 70% of dem pume p/q re al fake, i jst saw dat of unn 09 p/q n i realised it wz fake coz i took d exam n knew al da' questnz off-hand, so shuld in caz u didn't get it,jst go thru jamb p/q, datz al, wish u al d bestest of all,[/quote]pls cud u scan d unn post ume past questions and send 2 me? I'll need eng, phy, maths and chem. I'll pay 4 d cost of everytin.(before its done) hope dats ok? Contact me-osirvics@gmail.com. Cant wait 2 hear 4rm ya. Thanks |
| Education › Re: Unn Students And Students To Be by Ogaredu(m): 2:43pm On May 04, 2010 |
Hi Guys i got 261 n applied for 2nd choice In UNN for Mech. Engr. will i write Post ume or stand a chance of getting admited? pls reply |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by Ogaredu(m): 2:31pm On May 04, 2010 |
Hi Guys i got 261 n applied for 2nd choice In UNN for Mech. Engr. will i write Post ume or stand a chance of getting admited? pls reply |
| Education › Re: For Only Unn Candidates Dat Scored Abv 200 by Ogaredu(m): 2:25pm On May 04, 2010 |
Hi Guys i got 261 n applied for 2nd choice In UNN for Mech. Engr. will i write Post ume or stand a chance of getting admited? pls reply |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by Ogaredu(m): 4:59pm On May 03, 2010 |
Hi pls i scored 261 and applied for Mechanical Engr. In University of Nigeria Nsuka(UNN). Pls i want 2 knw if they wil be pume and when it wil be writen. Thanks. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by Ogaredu(m): 4:55pm On May 03, 2010 |
Hi pls i scored 261 and applied for Mechanical Engr. In University of Nigeria Nsuka(UNN). Pls i want 2 knw if they wil be pume and when it wil be writen. Thanks. |
| Education › Re: Jambites: Post Your UME Results Here! by Ogaredu(m): 4:45pm On May 03, 2010 |
Hi pls i scored 261 and applied for Mechanical Engr. In University of Nigeria Nsuka(UNN). Pls i want 2 knw if they wil be pume and when it wil be writen. Thanks. |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by Ogaredu(m): 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
Candidate Name: MADUBUOGU IKENNA GODWIN Gender: MALE Registration Number: 06461279GH Exam Number: 30006494 Exam Centre: PILOT SC PRI SCH, MOMBASSA STREET OPPOSITE GOLDEN GATE HOTEL, WUSE ZONE 5, ABUJA EXAMINATION RESULT Subject Score Subject Score Use of English 58 Physics 47 Mathematics 40 Chemistry 44 Aggregate: 189 CHOICES First Choice Institutions Second Choice Institutions Most Preferred Institute Type: University Institute: ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY OF TECH., ENUGU Course: COMPUTER ENGINEERING Faculty: ENG/TECH/ENVIRONMENT More Preferred Institute Type: Polytechnic Institute: DORBEN POLYTECHNICS, BWARI. ABUJA Course: COMPUTER ENGINEERING Faculty: POLYTECHNICS Preferred Institute Type: College of Education Institute: CITY COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, ABUJA, F.C.T. Course: COMPUTER EDUCATION/PHYSICS Faculty: COLLEGES Most Preferred Institute Type: University Institute: ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY OF TECH., ENUGU Course: CIVIL ENGINEERING Faculty: ENVIRONMENT More Preferred Institute Type: Polytechnic Institute: DORBEN POLYTECHNICS, BWARI. ABUJA Course: COMPUTER ENGINEERING Faculty: POLYTECHNICS Preferred Institute Type: College of Education Institute: COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, ZUBA,ABUJA F.C.T. Course: COMPUTER SCIENCE EDUCATION/INTEGRATED SCIENCE Faculty: COLLEGES ADMISSION STATUS No Admission Yet PRINTED DATE: Wed 28 Apr, 2010 |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by Ogaredu(m): 8:11am On Apr 28, 2010 |
Whats Actually Wrong with Jamb? i Check my sis Result, She Got 258, i wanted printing it now but i saw Your result is pending for further screening!. Pls has anyone experience it  |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by Ogaredu(m): 2:59pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
Candidate Name: ADAMU ABDULRAHMAN Gender: MALE Registration Number: 05153736BB Exam Number: 02911265 Exam Centre: CMS SNR GIRLS GRAM SCH II ST FINBARRS ROAD, BARIGA EXAMINATION RESULT Subject Score Subject Score Use of English 64 Economics 52 Commerce 63 Mathematics 42 Aggregate: 221 CHOICES First Choice Institutions Second Choice Institutions Most Preferred Institute Type: University Institute: UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA, ABUJA Course: BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Faculty: ADMINISTRATION More Preferred Institute Type: Polytechnic Institute: NUHU BAMALI POLYTECHNIC, ZARIA Course: BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION & MANAGEMENT Faculty: POLYTECHNICS Preferred Institute Type: College of Education Institute: COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN,KWARA STATE Course: BUSINESS EDUCATION Faculty: COLLEGES Most Preferred Institute Type: University Institute: UNIVERSITY OF ABUJA, ABUJA Course: BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Faculty: ADMINISTRATION More Preferred Institute Type: Polytechnic Institute: NUHU BAMALI POLYTECHNIC, ZARIA Course: BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION & MANAGEMENT Faculty: POLYTECHNICS Preferred Institute Type: College of Education Institute: COLLEGE OF EDUCATION ILORIN,KWARA STATE Course: BUSINESS EDUCATION Faculty: COLLEGES ADMISSION STATUS No Admission Yet PRINTED DATE: Tue 27 Apr, 2010 |
| Education › Re: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by Ogaredu(m): 1:38am On Apr 27, 2010*. Modified: 1:52pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
for me this is a miracle. D jamb supervisor threaten to cancel my centre 4 irregularities. Indeed my centre was nt organisze as some people used phones, machinaries was visible nt far 4rm our hall, noise jst name it. Consequently i was obsess of my centre being cancel. BUT I CHECK AND GOT 261. God is GREAT!!! |
