dem never beat dem reach

provide prepaid meter u refuse, u will b billing people exorbitant bill

when dey is no light, all d name of useless estimated billing. when people refuse to pay u will come and cut deir light

in short airforce deal with dem very well. break dat leg dem dey use dey climb pole

D aboki is d lazy type

Dat manhole for don miss

advanceDNA:
Osimhen thats richer than many pple there did no spray shishi

Osimhen,very stingy guy

When Lebanon was firing missiles into Israel

The whole world was silent

But if Israel starts,the whole world will b shouting Genocide.

helinues:


The navy and Nigeria air force are also part on those who are enforcing sit at home in SE.

When you people are done blaming others, then you should let us know

. Nor b sit at home Dem dey find

Na the Government has taken over the enforcement of sit at home

Na Monday sit at home till eternity

D last picture

Jonathan is always looking inferior

Zonefree:

Do daddy GOs perfume miracles when they come over there?

for where......Dey will b arrested for fraud

Some persons above think dat beauty contest is all about Facial appearance......Hell No

It encompasses other things dat carry marks

Such as the way u walk

The way u answer questions

Ur Expressions

Ur dressing

Ur cat walk

All dis has deir mark( Maybe she is good in all dis)

If u are very very brilliant but u cannot express urself tell me how u won take pass oral job interview ......u might perform Well in aptitude test but oral Zero.....omo u nor go get the job

oko so u and ur wife nor fit dey communicate face to face for same house
na SMS una dey send,,,,,,, omo the enemity strong o

always do as ur mind tell u b4 she go puff u

Ghana pls don't pay dat money

I know what my Govt can do

After u don destroy all d girls for township

U now went to d village to bring a Virgin u want to settle down with.

Wen dis girl eye don open for township she will show u pepper

Baba nor fit talk again because na him bloody dey dere......

If u alter ur date of birth to get a job and u are still in d job receiving salary

On Sunday u will carry the biggest bible to church......u are deceiving urself not me.

You you dat is reading dis,is u am talking to !!!!

Igbo people dey beg other region to join Dem......na by force

Joing igbo on ur own perilous!

"Am a Lady"......in 10yrs time would u still b saying dis?

Dey sense dat the player was pretending and killing time (Football tactics)dat was why dey hurriedly wheel him out the pitch so dat the match can continue.

abegi she is a nurse in d us army

dis one fit cock gun

Try boiled unripe plantain and mayonnaise......The thing make sense.

I enjoy eating okpa with vegetable

wrongman665:
imagine he is your father and someone call him a fool.

....But he had been calling elders fools

I vividly remember dat he said if u are an igbo man and u are worshiping in a church pastor by a Yoruba pastor, u are a fool,efulefu.

Nor b b talk am oo'
Na him talk ooo
(Chorus)

Initial gra gra don end.....

Doctors are now looking for who to put the blame on

Have dey ever b light before

Those days dat the national grid use to collapse,how did u operate?

At times I wonder wat kind of human being we have as NLC

DEY think with deir ANUS

Tombrown3:
Immediately you start seeing naija police as arm rubbers, you automatically lengthen your years in the country times 2.

If they stop you, stop.
Bring your phone, give it to them.
Obey whatever they ask, till you leave the place then take a legal action on them immediately.

Don't argue with a naija police man with gun, that's like telling an arm rubber with gun he can't steal anything from you! It's suicide mission!

Bro u are perfectly correct

If a naija police stop me......B4 he will talk anything I don first greet am" GOOD MORNI SIR" because I know say naija police like greeting.... If na inspector I go greet am gudmorni Gazetted

With dis act. He nor go too stress u.

It has been working for me. Try it and come and thank me later

Igbos fighting war with his own people

Punishing his own people all d name of sit at home

Una dey do una self

Donald7610:
Kangaroo judgement
from Fubara stooge
Appeal court NEXT

FALANA DEY TALK RUBBISH UNA DEY FOLLOW

Has any politician lost seat because that?
Only the loser makes noise
that is why they remain calm

Then why do dey want to return back to the pdp den........Dey know is a lost battle but is too late for dem

wetin wike dey look for inside phone everytime

well maybe na nairaland he dey read

Na Dem sabi

He nor concern me

I dey do my forex trading jejely dey go

Who salary help. !!!!!!!

Who cry help

Na today we dey see politicians cry

Buhari cried

Wike cried

Atiku cried

The list is endless otti has just join the list

U see dat specie called womb-man

Fear Dem!!!

mr minister can u explain dis

i hope u read it

in my house i uesd prepaid meter

i usually recharged 5k monthly. sometimes 2 months i dont recharge because we dont usually have power

but the compound close to me dey are using estimated billing. dey are not too buoyant, so dey dont have heavy equipment dat can consume more energy.

but there bill usually read 65k monthly.

is almost every month dat nepa boys come with dere ladder to pull down dere wire.

sir, which formular are u using to arrived at such outrageous amount for the estimated billing

ur reply will b appreciated

thank u sir

Infolenka:
Having data to browse is better than sex

with data on my fone and nepa.......who sex help