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Who is the funniest? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept 4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved... |
ok d girl tink she ws smart nd also arkos is smart |
Corper Akpors was part of the invigilators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving; one day, right inside the school while exams were going on, one sexy girl who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpors and giving him seductive looks. Being a guy-man, Akpors went straight to the girl to investigate her seduction. She told him about how she thought he was really fine and after washing him enough, she asked for help with the exam questions; not wanting to miss his chance, Akpors gave her solutions to the mathematics questions and she was totally happy. After the exam, Corper Akpors followed the girl up to arrange of how they would meet only for the girl to look at him sternly and ask: do you think I’m a prostitute? All those affections I was displaying for you in the hall are all fake oooo, that’s my boyfriend waiting for me..hahahahha…you Mugu! Akpors looked at her well and began to laugh, he then replied: See this girl, do you think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school oh, all those answers I gave to you are fake oh! hahahaha… mugu who loose among the two? |
when i ws in ss2 my mission is not discover yet untill i reach ss3 wen i notice learning without focus is illegal. have study hw tins be for me to choose my right ambittion when i think i sud be dispenser of knowledge. my mission is not yet discover untill time for waec requirement when i think i should study law at my university grade. waec pass every opne konws is result nd i were admitted to o.a.u university, my mission is going without copping am fed up and dont know what to do for my to gain at my mission. i ask my self one day AM I WORKING TO BE GREAT? frequently speak out unknowly at a loud mood dat NO, people staying at my side were suck because i were not speaking out than for me to make loud answer. as things continue, my first year as gone when we have public holiday of about three month i think being for me to go home we not totally help me,what should i do for me to meet my aim? dats self questioning i earn to stay for lesson tuttorial when others as gone home for enjoyment. one month gone my mission is going understood, am now getting proud to be a lawer, that time i now remember my question dat is working determine earning? |
dnt u knw new name for real madrid is team od GOD too much balance up ronaldo |
we av to check dare performance nd team record but i believe ronaldo we be d choosen one |
christiano ronald is d best player |
You are during great dear keep it on i love that. I believe also u follow what you wrote? |
Mother of the giant. security of my movement. Memorable of my brain, house made of my house. When its time to play, she release my remute controller of my game embarking me like tortoise, manupulating my time. In a breeze of moon, shinning like glass,glather like gold, searching like internet server. Swelting like god of iron, taking higher mile race. In a darking day,dancing looking unto my eyes, faning my body flude, half of the night crying without reason. Beggin without guilty. She was my school bus, carrying me here and here, treating my injury, advicer of my way watcher of my lobes youg shall grow,little shall old. It is time for me to to,crying inside my pale,holding my handle, predicting my way. Masters of prayer. A world after small become- masters. Mono,multy,double,caring the source promising to be honest. Destiny as come fulfilment as been made, life is moving. Mother of d multiple. BACKGROUND/SETTING. THE poem were estimate on caring of young once, security his/her movement when playing arround. Taking a mile race when the mother notice the abscent of his son. Also the writer also enphasys on when the daugther as now gro old acquiring his ambittion ready to go far away for arms of the day mother engage in crying because she dont want him or her to live. When ambittion as now been made come back home with wife and bearing so many children the mother we be mother of multiple. LINE 1-5 (mother of the giant) she was a kind one, watching here and here of his son movement. Mothers brest is the most complete content table of classes of food. She did all her capacity washing clothe of dirty mail. LINE 6-10 (when it's time to play) she live me alone, playing cheering different song, always backing me along is way. Schedule his time for playing and working. Tommorro we shall meet. Your comment is highly welcome
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