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Here I am going to be uploading funny pictures which I have compiled over some time. Enjoy them

Lol, gals are so bad at replying

Top 3 conversation killers used by gals

Lol: whenever a gal replies using this three letter acronym, u berra start crying cos u not funny but dry as shit!!!!

Whatever: meaning u can go to hell for all she cares, u mean nothing to her.

Kk: na dis one vex me pass. I go take 7 minutes type one message and she go reply “kk”, some generous gals will even add an extra “k". Don't get all excited, it simply means (in Yoruba) kabo Ku oshi kori buruku lo.

So: imagine u trying to explain something to a gal and all she has to say is “so" meaning u have just been babbling the whole time.

Jay.

Add urs please

spywareczar:
WTF is this This nairaland, not facebook, there's nothing interesting about this photos, this just u snappin urself with a 2.5 megapixel phone

like I said earlier, am an amateur and no models yet

delishpot:
You try.

Tanks bro

Dont mistaken this for selfiies, am just trying to see what I can do but I haven't undergone any form of training

I just found a new interest in taking pics of people at a close view using different shades and edits but since no model is available for now, I make use of myself

kindly judge the pics

Do u have universal mifi for sale?

tit:
May Buhari hide your progress the way he is hiding his certificate,

Amiiin!

In case u Dont know, buhari's house was razed down when he was overthrown. His documents were in the house at that time and he immediately proceeded to court to swear affidavits on each and every document.

May God run your life the way GEJ is running this country.

How many of y'all GEJ fans can say AMEN to this prayer.

#GodCatchYou

holuphisayor:
It runs .exe , don't mind me
Just confirmed it by downloading two .exe files. What I noticed is dat if u copy from computer, it might not work but wen u download it via d tablet, it downloads the windows 8.1 compatible software. Don't mind my earlier jargon. The tablet makes sense die but don't know aw to check my remaining data

It runs only apps from the windows store . it must have a digital signature

sbaks:
Mtorrrrr. The "federal ministry of health" under PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE AZIKWE JONATHAN A.K.A BETTER PIKIN, fought and conquered ebola in enugu, port-harcourt and lagos! FACT!!
The economy under PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN AZIKWE A.K.A BETTER PIKIN is the LARGEST IN AFRICA. FACT.
PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN AZIKWE A.K.A BETTER PIKIN constructed much more universities than any other president did in recent years (e.g federal universities of technology, etc. Like federal university in katsina! Kano and So much more) abi? FACT!
Good luck all the way.
He has fought and won many battles, he is fighting and will win the battle of boko haram as well.
GEJ 2019. GEJ ALL THE WAY

Sure, we have one of the largest GDP in the world but have u stopped to ask yourself why it is not reflected in the lives of the average Nigerian? CORRUPTION!!!! The money is shared as it is realized leaving nothing for the common man. Nigeria still has one of the lowest GDP per capita in the world whereas u see small countries like Norway, Denmark etc citizens living better life than Nigerians.

Shine ur eyes well

lyntiffany:
ask yourself why did your pay master cancel Lagos metro line sine 19thine come? if he had done the needful then we should be pursuing another agenda now fool.

First of all, I have no allegiance whatsoever to any political party but let us try to speak the truth when we see it. Duringvthe buhari idiagbon regime, a dollar was equivalent to 1.2 dollars. If that is not evidence enough to show that Nigeria is gradually falling into oblivion, I Dont know what else will. A few trains and y'all are blinded to the atrocities committed. Are we to neglect the missing $20billion or the money went up into thin air It is either u are shortminded or completely ridden by sentiment. Vote for jona and u play with ur future.
#tillFebuhariComes

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axortedbabe:
my broda,na d same tin wey i wan ask,which country she frm,wetin she dey sell

Na from ashawo country she cum from and she dey sell agbalumo

deeptechcool:
Fellow compatriots, we
need not shout nor fight ourselves.
President Goodluck Johnathan is a good man as a
person, his simplicity and gentlemanness is second
to none.
*He has given us his very BEST over the last 6 years. I mean, what else are we asking for?
*He has granted Alameisiya 'STATE PARDON' and
my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayoose to distrupt a court session
and beat up a judge, while he walks freely. I
wonder if Nigeria is sane. *He locked up the house of rep from the entrance
of the CONSTITUTIONAL speaker of that house.
*7 law makers impeached a speaker in Ekiti in a
house of about 26 men, and nothing happened.
*16 was suddenly greater than 19 in base 10, just
to cancel the one-term agreement he signed with the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and all Nigerians in
2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the standards in
our hospitals have reduced with time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister of Petroleum
eats and dines with the prexy. *Another BIGGER & BOLDER subsidy is scheduled
for 1st of June, 2015 and you may have to sell
your laptop charger before you can buy fuel to
charge that same laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent Nigerians
were killed in the job scam of Nigerian Immigration Service. The Minister of Interior, Abba
Moro, told us the job interview "simply
mismanaged" and he has retained his office and
even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1.2 under # GMB but
now it's #186.5 to just $1, the worst ever in our history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just told we need an
extra $5 billion, through debts of course, so that
our economy will not collapse like Humpty-
Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an unending internal strike, Senator DAVID MARK (son
of the soil) built his own PRIVATE UNIVERSITY, of
course with tax payers' money, and my gentle
president followed him to launch the school
shamelessly.
*He has spent all money in the treasury and even had to BORROW an extra $1 billion but #BokoHaram keeps getting more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over 15,000 killed by
#BokoHaram, over 6 million displaced from their
homes and uncountable injured beyond repairs
yet my president went to a a meeting in # KENYA
with 7 different PRIVATE JETS..
*clears throat...
* # PHCN is giving their loyal customers
GENERATORS as gifts for paying their # electricity
bills on time..Grab your COPY NOW!!! .
That's less than 1% of the reasons we need to change.
Cheers to an unstoppable change.

Sai Buhari,
Kai Jonathan.

Jonathan has failed massively and I wonder why some people still support him. Only God can save us in this country
SAI BUHARI

[quote author=iterator24 post=29997804][/quote]This is simply nothing but campaign strategies. Ask urself this question: why didn't he do this in the past 2-3 yrs? Let's not play with our future, GEJ is a weakling who is controlled by people who surround him and about the reduction of the pump price of PMS from #97-#87 is just a campaign strategy too. I can bet my life that if Jonathan manages to be reelected, the price of PMS is gonna skyrocket

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Jobless dude, U no go huzzle for the day

Ksslib:
T . Oy yeah

David west funny face?

OP must be high on some skunk+coke+poppy mixture. Tinubu simply is Tinu IBU meaning out of the waters. A name commonly given to people from riverine areas. Get ur facts ryt next tym

dulaman:
The depth or shallowness of each candidate and his political form is further accentuated in the following joke currently trending in Nigeria’s social media:
1. APC: We will ensure power stability.
1. PDP: Where is Mrs Buhari?
2. APC: We are going to fight corruption
2. PDP: APC tried to hack INEC computers
3. APC: We are going to fight terrorism
3. PDP: Some APC elder statesmen are garage touts
4. APC: We will invest in agriculture
4. PDP: S/South will collapse the economy if Jonathan loses
5. APC: We are going to upgrade standard of education
5. PDP: I will expose failures of our ex heads of state
6. APC: We will curb degradation of environmental pollution
6. PDP: Buhari doesn’t know his phone number.
7. APC: Nigeria’s wealth must be enjoyed by all of us
7. PDP: Buhari put Umaru Dikko inside a crate
8. APC: We will encourage rural development
8. PDP: Buhari cannot use a computer.

Nice one man

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Opposition, as is commonly known means the next major party in any given democracy. The opposition in a given democracy is as crucial to government as salt is to pepper soup. Some of the major functions are outlined below
1: they ensure that the party in power performs well by criticizing the government thereby pointing out its flaws

2: they ensure a true sense of democracy is promoted
From the above listed points, we can see that the opposition in any given democracy is a very integral part.
Let's take a look at the recent happenings in the country: There have been numerous forms of assault on the opposition by the government even to the extent of waging war on any member of the ruling party that dares defect to the opposition. We all know what happened when the speaker and some reps defected to the APC. I think that raps it up.

And that's what I call PAPER INFRASTRUCTURE. I bet it with you that 70% or more of the above listed achievements are only on paper.
One thing that pisses me off about gej is the hatred of opposition whereas there is no democracy without opposition

How much

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