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lasisi69:
End time

yes o... end time commenters

chai, u guys are bad o... am asking for the safest way to die and u guys are giving me idea.
God is watching you people, what of if I follow una advice, I for don die by now abi.

I rebuke every demons/spirit of death over my life In Jesus name amen.

Like my broda in the lord lasisi69 has said ealier una be End time commenters.

happyjuliet:
hahahahahaha drink rat poison but y do u want to take away ur life wen God has not called u my bros naa free ticket to hell b dat so u better tink twice.

only u can solve my problems.

taiocol:

the day I try this, I nearly die bro..... any other way

jaymejate:
Try Rat Poison, i think it's cool

let's do it together

TITOBIGZ:
Just die,then report back 2 us hw it feelz

will u join me

nickkylawve:
mehn where did this one fall off from? not just killing ur self kill ur spirit join cuz una two no dey useful

Lets do this together

jaymejate:
Them tell you say Poison don finish for Nigeria?

Names of poison pls

Jolllyjoy:
Use your school fees to buy an iphone for your g.f.

You wouldnt die physically but physcologically.



Sleep with a hiv patient,fastest way to hell.you wouldnt die physically but emotionally na oyo be ur case....



Impregnant two iron ladies at once.

Na acid go kill u for dis one...


Those are the fastest ways to die...


Btw if ur dad is the strick type,sell the house,use the money flex finish then go back go beg am, na hot iron dem go use straight ur coconut brain.

Have u done all these b4?

Bambless1:
Overdose Of Sleeping Tablet Is The Best, Try It! Like 5000 Mg Save journey in advance!

Really?

obiorathesubtle:
Very safe way.


Lock all the windows and doors inside your room, Take tramadol, before you sleep off, put on a kerosene stove.

I hope my comment was useful?

Tnx 4 d advice... but how did u know about this, has anyone tested this b4

At last I don go sha. more photos of how I died loading....

libertyfather:
Hanging is the easiest

Are you sure bro.... can I use indomie rope?

londongal03:
Please don't take away your precious life

Not helping... out of the way

I really need the advice guys..... tired of everything self, make person dey go house make him go rest....... abi he no good guys.
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Chai, na person be this

I hail una..... Bros how market?

jonaifame22:
Sorry for those gal's who'll say NO, FYI jesus christ the king of kings and the saviour of the world had full hair and very full beard.

How did u you know that sir? Or have u been to..........b4

President Muhammadu Buhari has issued a stern
warning to Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state over
allegations he made about the federal government,
with special reference to the September federal
allocation of N389 billion he mentioned.

A statement issued by Mallam Shehu Garba, the senior
special assistant to the president on media and publicity,
stated that Fayose’s comments were reckless, which he
(Garba) believes is peculiar to the governor.

President Muhammadu Buhari and Governor Ayodele
Fayose are not in good terms

According to Nigerian Bulletin, Shehu’s comments are
coming on the heels of the governor’s speech at the
graduation ceremony of College of Education, Ikere-Ekiti,
where Fayose demanded that the president addresses
Nigerians on the state of the economy.

Fayose categorically stated that the country’s economy will
collapse in the next three months of President Buhari’s
administration.

The presidential spokesman said records of such past
allocations showed “that the lowest-ever allocation to the
three tiers was issued by the PDP-led Goodluck Jonathan
administration.”

“Governor Fayose needs to be advised to desist from
spreading falsehood against the person and government of
President Muahmmadu Buhari which has become
characteristic of him. He needs to get his facts right before
making accusations of the nature he makes,” Shehu added.

Source: https://www.naij.com/624799-president-buhari-issues-stern-warning-governor-fayose-ekiti-state.html

If you know that your girlfriend is wrong for you, then it
is time to end the relationship. That can sound easy at
first, but can be very difficult to execute, especially if
you are afraid of breaking her heart.

However, the worst thing that you can possibly do is
drag on a relationship if you are unhappy. Learn how to
break up with someone with decency, tact, maturity and
caring.


Step 1
Explain your reason for wanting to break up with clarity.
Breaking up with a girlfriend with vague and convoluted
reasoning can just leave her upset, paranoid and more
confused. Before breaking up with her, take a long hard
look at your thought process and examine your true
reasons. Make sure your decision is truly how you feel.
Whether you feel you are taking different paths in life
or fight too much, be honest and open with her about
your reason to terminate the relationship for good.


Step 2
Firmly close the door on the relationship. One mistake
people often make when breaking up is leaving hope
that the relationship might have a future again
someday, even when it doesn't. Avoid giving your
girlfriend false hope about the future if you intend on
breaking up permanently. This will only lead to hurt
feelings and more heartache for her in the end.


Step 3
Avoid breaking up on the phone. Break up with your
girlfriend face-to-face, in person. Breaking up through a
phone call can come across as heartless, impersonal
and just plain rude. Make the effort and take the time
to do so in person. This will show her that you value
your former relationship enough to speak to her in
person.


Step 4
End the relationship as soon as you realize it is over. As
soon as you determine that the relationship has no
future and is going nowhere, break up with your
girlfriend. Remaining in a relationship you want to flee
is unhealthy and can leave you with feelings of
resentment and suffocation. Stringing your girlfriend
along is also selfish. Avoid wasting your time and hers.
Break up with her as soon as you come to your
realization.


Step 5
Break up with your girlfriend privately. Breakups can be
very emotional situations. Provide your girlfriend with
the dignity of a quiet and private location when you
break up with her, whether it is at your house or in a
quiet nook of a park. Avoid taking her to a romantic spot
(such as a favorite restaurant), however, as that could
mislead her into thinking that everything is fine
between the two of you.

All my ladies.... let's turn it up.
Can u date a guy with bushy beards and head like that of boko and isis boys.

If I were to be a girl, Its a Capital NO for me.

Let's have your own point of view.......

tosyne2much:
Una don thief my thread again


Cc
Lalasticlala


Naijaboiy I sight u oooo

Aboki tosyne2much, who dash u thread....this thread is written by me. If u try any fucking stuff ama sue u to court and u will die in prison. #Smellos

This write-up is not based on mere assumption but my findings and encounter with ladies
It takes the grace of God if you aint guilty of at least one of the listed points Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling 10 Mentality Of An Average Nigerian Lady
1. A guy must be the one to start up a chat and he must be the one throwing the questions else he is not ready to chat
2. The society frawns against a lady making her intentions known to a guy, therefore, a guy has to keep pestering you b4 you finally agree in order to show to him that you aint cheap or desperate
3. A lady has to hide her virginity status or pretend to hate seks in order to portray a descent or an attractive image
4. Sending Pm to a dude will make you lose your self esteem or pride as a lady
5. The mentality of an average lady is that, a guy should settle the bills. When the bill arrives at the table, you pretend it doesn’t exist cos you believe it’s less of your worry cos a guy should always settle the bills by default
6. You are doing a guy a great favour by allowing sekks. Some will go as far as stripping unclad raining curses on a dude the moment he fuckks up because they consider it as a favour
7. A guy who loves you will go extra mile. Most ladies are brainwashed by this assertion. That is, a lady believes she can treat a guy the way she wants and expects the guy should be able to withstand any poo at the expense of true love , not knowing you can pursue a man God has destined 4u out of ignorance and selfish motive.
8. Any guy who tries to strike up a convo or pay your transport fare will later ask for your phone number ‘cos he wants to woo you
9. You have to give unending busy excuses in order to portray an image of rear commodity.
10. majority of our ladies believe our world revolve around seks and that 90% of guys will never resist sekks. This sounds really funny but it is the real fact. I have spoken to so many ladies and I have come into conclusion that majority of our ladies believe that 90% of guys lack self control and will never resist sekks at any slight given opportunity
Write up by Oladman