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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 5:38pm On Jan 08, 2016
DTOBS:

Olasum dear, you re welcome back!
While you were away, a lot happened!
√ Your husband has taken another wife in the person of mschubby.
√ Your iya ile(Spixytnxy that you snatched her hussy) took a short vacation to hawai together with her twins!All paid expenses by the government of this republic.
√ Your husband has indicated in taking two more wives to increase his rep among women of this republic.
√ We're still awaiting the official TT from the oga at the top! Hopefully Monday sha.
√ Olamide pull a kanye on donjazzy and the headies people.
√ Lawma trend badly on Twitter last week because pple are leaving their thrash for them.
√ my epistle ends here and am out.
Thanks D, missed you though
# I am not kbs wife, I just dey pity my friend (spixytnxy)
# That's nice, she deserves the break and ehmm, I didn't steal anybody's husband oo
# He isn't my husband, I just dey pity my friendship
# Same here, house don tire me
# Heard about it too
# lolz
# Smiles
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 5:30pm On Jan 08, 2016
spixytinxy:
no b small ooooo, na evrytin wey dey skirt he dey pursue, glad to Av u here sha, where wld u like to serve again
SMH for your hubby oo, Niger, Oyo or Kaduna. U?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 4:43pm On Jan 08, 2016
spixytinxy:
no b small ooooo, na evrytin wey dey skirt he dey pursue, glad to Av u here sha, where wld u like to serve again
SMH 4 him. Niger, Kaduna or Oyo
NYSC / Re: Know The Pros And Cons Of The States You Want To Choose For Nysc by Olasum(f): 10:31am On Jan 08, 2016
awo666:
PPA depends on d type of person u r o. Are u a flexing type or wat
not a flexing type
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 9:51am On Jan 08, 2016
spixytinxy:
haaaa, come bk oooo cos he is trying to tk a new wife, d twins r fine jare, u did nt miss much, we r all waiting for d nysc timetable. House don tire me
Oshe dear, kbs too like woman sha. House don tire me too
NYSC / Re: Know The Pros And Cons Of The States You Want To Choose For Nysc by Olasum(f): 9:11am On Jan 08, 2016
awo666:
niger is a good place to serve but d state s very big o, u can travel fr seven hour within d state. frm minna to my ppa (rijau) is 6hrs
How is food, accommodation and transport and where is the best place for PPA
NYSC / Re: Know The Pros And Cons Of The States You Want To Choose For Nysc by Olasum(f): 9:09am On Jan 08, 2016
awo666:
omo guy u dey copy me? Dats wat i chose. Am curently serving in niger state (batch b 2015)
how is Niger state apart from the state not paying
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 8:35am On Jan 08, 2016
spixytinxy:
iyawo mi, where Av u bn, u no na, so stop asking me, moti miss e sha
Friendship it's not like that oo, I had to leave because of the wahala wey dey ground cos I want you to be happy with your husband. How are you and the twins and your hubby, what have I missed? Any gist
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 7:45pm On Jan 07, 2016
spixytinxy:
quote author=Kbs468 post=41690208]
Welcome back from the trip base on our pastor's recommendation and as sponsored by me

However, the official Golden City's sponsorship is still intact as we await VP Armynu.

When you said nothing for me and that I should stop disturbing but your actions are saying otherwise, what do you expect.

All I want is you continuing your relationship with MissOyin even after you found out to your shock and also extend same warm reception to Mschubby.

By the way, I have not called on MissOyin ever since when I noticed a very unusual frown on her face which even forced her not to respond to my verbal pleasantry then. So I am saying how are you doing now MissOyin?kbs tk ur time oooo o, wat all dis nao, dnt u av regards for me at all, Av not accepted mschubby u r now tlking abt missoyin, anyways I trust my ore she won't betray me like Olasum. Pressy, minister of health nd Armynu abeg call kbs to order oooo
Haaa, friendship of life, how did I betray you. I am always loyal oo
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2015
DTOBS:
spixytnxy, party is over. Go home ooooo....

Olasum, where art thou now, please I need you bring me out of this mute zone!
thinking
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 4:41pm On Dec 24, 2015
spixytinxy:
y hmmm, oya mk ur choice joor or do u want d both of dem, if a man can Av two wives, I don't c any reason y a woman can't Av two husband.
this is a good idea
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by Olasum(f): 2:44pm On Dec 24, 2015
SlyCharlie:
heeey, i just remembered Tales out of School, can't remember the author tho.
JUJU ROCK by Cyprian Ekwensi.
.
Sunset in Biafra by Elechi Amadi
.
The river Between by Ngugi Wa Thiongo
.
The Incorruptible Judge..
.
The Blinkards by Kobina Seyki.
.
Idu by Flora Nwapa.
.
A dancer of Fortune by John Munonye
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A woman in her prime by Asare Konadu
.
The poor Christ of Bomba by Mongo Beti
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Fragments by Ayi Kwei Armah

.
Had to dig deep into my dads library and i found this..The 1975 copy of The beutiful ones are not yet born by Ayi Kwei Armah
I have the beautiful ones are not yet born at home but it is not interesting to me
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by Olasum(f): 2:42pm On Dec 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
Bookshops grin

I will find out - Most of those books aren't always around in our bookshops.

These days bookshops are selling ordinary papers. grin
please help cry
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by Olasum(f): 2:29pm On Dec 24, 2015
moscobabs:
where is Alawiye? by JF Odunjo

Where is Ogboju ode ninu Igbo irunmole? D.O Fagunwa

where is Gbewiri? by unknown

where is Igbo Elegbeje? D.O Fagunwa

where is Tomorrow shall tell? from Abdul Waheed

where is my watch ? Obasanjo

where is The Virgin? by .....can't remember


u missed if u don't have any of these
where can I get all this books, especially the D.O Fagunwa's book
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by Olasum(f): 2:28pm On Dec 24, 2015
moscobabs:
where is Alawiye? by JF Odunjo

Where is Ogboju ode ninu Igbo irunmole? D.O Fagunwa

where is Gbewiri? by unknown

where is Igbo Elegbeje? D.O Fagunwa

where is Tomorrow shall tell? from Abdul Waheed

where is my watch ? Obasanjo

where is The Virgin? by .....can't remember


u missed if u don't have any of these
where can I get all this books
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by Olasum(f): 2:27pm On Dec 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
Where is the concubine by Elechi Amadi

The lion and the jewel by Wole Soyinka

This book written by Cyprian Ekwensi? I've forgotten the title sha.
where can I get The concubine, I love that book
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 2:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
spixytinxy:
U got me wit dat banana, u r forgiven, Olasum tk one bunch while I keep d rest for mysef, u no am three in one. Love my hussy like kilode
thanks dear
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 2:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
DTOBS:

loll...e be like say u sef don dey confuse oooo
..
HBD DTOBS, longlife and prosperity
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 2:41pm On Dec 23, 2015
spixytinxy:
my pregnancy is very much ok, I wld advice u follow ur heart oooo
Hmmm
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 7:17pm On Dec 22, 2015
DTOBS:

I'm surprised you are still asking that question at this hour with all my conviction towards you that am more than enough for you....
Anyways, I still maintain the promise made earlier, whatever choice you make sha be strictly adhere to by me (whether in my favour or against it). But my dear choose well oooo.....
I need my friend 's advice
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 7:04pm On Dec 22, 2015
spixytinxy:
Olasum where r u, come nd pick ur choice Av decided to accept my fate, kosi nkan to fi se eyan, I cannot come nd go nd kill myself because of one man dat thinks only about his political desires. Afta all if anything happens to me, dat would not stop him from marrying u.so u r very much welcome to our home, don't forget that pasan tafi na iyale, nduro de iyawo. I hereby rest my case.
My dear friend, how are you and the pregnancy? I am in a dilemma oo, don't know who to choose, I need your advice please #bff
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 6:56pm On Dec 22, 2015
Kbs468:


Olasum pls that proposition by LogoDWhiz can never and would never be let alone for amodu, DTOBS's friend and confidant calling you my Olasum apple banana tomato peperempe such an in humane name that I won't re-type here because doing that will amount to me calling you same which would never be, trust me
You can imagine.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 6:54pm On Dec 22, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Lemme propose a solution.

Since kbs468 is all about temporary fix.
Well, Olasum can be with him for the temporary period in which spixytinxy is recuperating.

And when she's okay, Olasum will go!
And things return back to normal.


It's a win-win for all parties involved. grin
what is this you're saying
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 11:02am On Dec 22, 2015
DTOBS:

#309.
Wauuuuuuuuuuu....





infact I can't tell you the degree of how and what you've missed. Anyways, you re welcome back! how was your journey?



































this is a no go area! Be warned.







































Olasum...all for you....
this one too
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 11:00am On Dec 22, 2015
DTOBS:

#308
This will seriously pain Armynu to the bone oooo.
..




Anyways.....

This is another landes property acquire for my would-soon-be Bae! Olasum.




if she descend on you en....


*runs out*
*comes back in,walking majestically*






Now listen everybody
I don't want any joking stuvs on this land ooo






Beware of 419 especially Sent4rina who always claim wat is not his own....
Is this land for me
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 10:52am On Dec 22, 2015
spixytinxy:
now dat Olasum has shown me r tru colour, am with u
see life ooo
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 10:50am On Dec 22, 2015
DTOBS:
#307



presy, I ka your scope ooooo...

Now lemme see wetin LogoDwhiz wanna do!


BTW: This lovely space of landed property is dedicated to the one my heart is with! my one and only Olasum...
Babe, I don't know maybe land is your turn on or not but for a start, take this one...muah!













































































Beware of going down to much....




















































All this space is still for Olasum....



























babe....I will get you more in due course...
Hmmmm, this your love is strong ooo *thinking*
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 11:41pm On Dec 21, 2015
spixytinxy:
am keeping Olasum for someone special
no dear, I am already married to the special one #lovestruck
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 11:40pm On Dec 21, 2015
Kbs468:


mptuah mptuah mptuah. Thank you adorable baby boo. I love you. Pls this statement is sacred and I dont say it except I mean it and that forms part of the fear of Spixytinxy but all that has been settled and put to rest now
Our love will be forever and ever
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 5:44pm On Dec 21, 2015
DTOBS:

Sweetie, deceive you ke! You know every good and God bless relationship will at first has its own ups and down! I guess this is ours (Haters from the left and the right). Stick with me baby and let's ignore all this haters! (spixytnxy,Armynu and Amodu)...
I will never deceive you baby!
Hmmm
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 5:41pm On Dec 21, 2015
Harbioollah:


Colanim, Coplant or Colamrud?
colpant
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Olasum(f): 5:40pm On Dec 21, 2015
Kbs468:


Haaaaaaaaa for where? that one no go work ooo because they say once beaten, twiice shy. but you have been beaten more than once already as Omolola1 just walked away in a similar fashion mjblinks went away with Sent4rina oo after all my inputs and contributions to the extent of even luring and enticing them with the juice attached to the office of the first lady, yet they walked away and now this is how you want to pay me back?

VP Armynu, it's You I will report to first oo as per your position and the confidant of the pressy oo. pls advice him oo before a national disaster rocks our nacent democracy ooo.


After all. by now we should have had his matrimonial solemnization with Omolola1 long before now but when I started sending IV to the likes of Se. in, yoki.ti, crazy.man and obeche.77 as well as our foreign partners whom Johndanny had worked tirelessly to convince, pressy himself openly disown my efforts and may be that indirectly hurt Omolola1 which made her walk away ooo.



eyin omo orile ede wa Golden City, egba mi lowo iya wo mi kekere oo because I told her she own my home by virtue of being the first to give me our babies, set of twins for that matter, so she now wanting to be wuka da nama in home oo and pressy want to take advantage of that.


So, Olasum, no shaking and nothing dey happen again us together in the voice of your friend and sweet rival Spixytinxy because in my household, no room for bitter and unmanageable rivalry oo
Oya, chop kiss kiss

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