₦airaland Forum

ppogba:
I watched the interesting interview session ARISE had with this man yesterday where he responded to Abati' s question as to his next line of action.

Abati: Prof, what are you going to do next now?

Prof; Immediately after this interview, I am going to the campus and I will be resuming in my office.

Abati: Prof, do you know the implication of what you are about doing? The president has sacked you and ordered the dissolution of the Senate and you say you want to go against the order of the C in C. I will advise you as a friend, don't try that. Because if you do and the DSS or police picks you up, it is people like us you will cry to as journalists.

Prof: ( After realising his folly) Well, well, I am just saying we can not allow the university to be without any form of leadership BLA BLA BLA.

hotwax:
Same with my school alumni WhatsApp group.

However in another dimension

I was the most unserious student in our class. I failed more than panda.

So when they added me to the WhatsApp group and asked me to introduce myself. I told them I work with a bank as tech auditor.

There was silence on the platform for 2 days. The moderator asking me questions stopped responding.

since then, anytime I contribute to any discussion on the platform, they snub me.

They even quote names to show me they are not referring to me or not expecting me to join their discussions.

Whenever they are exchanging jokes and I join, everyone will just go quiet. Before you know it, I exited the platform. No one even private chat me to know why I left.

All I saw was, they wrote me off while at school, but was shocked and angry I am doing better than them

2cribz:
Nigerians are bitter,backward,uncivilised uneducated, and always angry. U cant live peaceful life.....

Rexymania:
LoL una just dey enter adulthood for Nigeria

ReubenE:
You used half of Bayelsa in your analogy cause Bayelsa is too small or too big?

If the HALF in your analogy is cause Bayelsa is small, then there are more than 10 states other than Bayelsa that is more fitting for that purpose.
Conversely, if the HALF is because Bayelsa is too big, there are more than 15 states more suited for your demonstration

Orlu13:
I would like my wife to cheat on me....dats d fastest way fr me to send her back to her father nd train my kids alone

RealityKings:
1. Buy a good hard cream, allow your hair to grow.
2. Change your lotion and soap
3. Change your style of interaction
4. Buy a 2 fashion ring for your right fingers
5. Buy a wrist watch
6 Buy a perfume
7. Get nice footy or kicks
8. Get few round necks (depending on your complexion). Most of mine are either black or white
9. Consume alot of protein and fruits.
If you can't hit the gym, do pushups at home.

kings59:
Typical Nigerian mentality, always bringing religion into politics.

Kobojunkie:
Una no go take pictures of places were the vast majority of the population in fact live. na only places where middle class and upper live una go dey record for here dey tell us say government dey work. Kind of like how Lagos State only shows pictures of places like Lekki and nice areas of Ikoyi but rarely ever pictures of places like Ikorodu, Imota, Ketu, Oshodi(were people actually live), Ojota, Epe, etc.

emmabest2000:
No one is talking about the drivers disrespectful attitude

The bolt driver is disrespectful

He should have delivered the damn package to the man's door and not telling him to come to his car door


Very disrespectful

Anyway T-Pain is gradually effecting everyone

iamphilips:
Same Lagos that can't power street lights along Lekki Epe express way🤣🤣🤣...... Not one single functioning streetlight from Lekki 1 to Sangotedo

Magnoliaa:
Oh em gee. Who is this zaddy? 😍💅


No, no, don't answer. 😹

Sanwo is my ayanfe and I won't betray him. Just tell me you can't see it. 😩


Modified: Nairaland nor gree mai upload my handsome bobo o.

illicit:
Mama no go die...

Gajagojo:
stupid and ignorant generalisation
Different people require different diets depending on lifestyle
Not everyone lives a sedentary lifestyle and not everyone is an old man

Some people actually play 90 minutes football once or twice a week and run a few miles weekly
They need all the calories they can get so your talk about 21st century and education is stupid
Education means the ability to think and reason ,to apply information to solve problems
There is nothing unhealthy about ANY tradition all things in moderation are wholesome and good

The diet of a pregnant woman is very different from that of a 6year old or 60 year old
Tinubu cannot have the same diet as Anthony Joshua
There is a time and place for everything

Pythagoras001:
stop supporting dictaorial tendencies. It is infringing on The right of movement of citizens. People should be able to move legally to other countries for economic or other personal reasons

meobizy:
That’s life for you. People from poverty get a chance to become something. They waste the opportunity because their minds can’t adjust to their new position. They then return to square one to try starting over. Humans are taught to never forget humble beginnings. That happens only in a perfect world. Humans live in the present.

Kobojunkie:
If that is what you are alluding to, then sure, I could actually be of the bloodline of Jacob. History has it that the Israelites were scattered by the God of Israel at two points in time, to the ends of the earth, so yes, there are some Africans who are of the blood of Jacob. It is the same way there are some Africans of Indian, Asian, or even Russian descent.

However, the religion of Christianity instead claims that all who are of non-Israelite descent— don't belong to the bloodline of Jacob at all— were somehow conferred some sort of status upgrade that grants them entry and access to Jesus Christ. That is a bald-faced lie on which that entire religion is founded; it runs counter to the Truth of the God of Israel as well as Jesus Christ.

To help you understand the enormity of this lie, you have to go back to see that the religion itself was established by those Jesus Christ warned were dogs that should not be handed that which is holy — God's Law is Holy and the Gospel is God's Law. So, you have these Romans/Italians who claim that they somehow met with the disciples and were somehow handed the Gospel by the disciples and they go on to create a religion based, not on Jesus Christ but on their theories which they build apart from that in Scripture, and then they had a roman empire make official their religion and ... fast forward to what you have today, the likes of Adeboye, Damina, Ibeyeomie, Kumuyi, etc., continuing to propagate the same lie which is that somehow the dogs — non-Israelites —, against that declared by Jesus Christ Himself, have access to Jesus Christ and His Kingdom. This is a scam that has endured for going 1900 years but it is still nothing but a scam! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kobojunkie:
It isn't Jesus Christ one has to be a descendant of but Jacob — the one who was named Israel by the God of Israel. So, it does not mater whether Jesus Christ was black white, or yellow. And look, I am reading what is written in the book here. I am not making any of this up.

Kobojunkie:
Make your bible, how? 🤔

The ultimate truth in the Bible is that it only applies to those who are of the Bloodline of the man called Jacob.The God of Israel said His only inheritance in the land of men is the children of Jacob(Israel). Jesus Christ reiterated this fact when He proclaimed in His Gospel that His Father sent Him only to the Lost sheep of Israel, warning His followers not to give that which is Holy — God's Law and Gospel— to the dogs — Non-Israelites. So, what in the world does one who is a non-Israelite — not of the blood of Jacob — have to do with the book except maybe learn the history of the Israelites who are chosen by their God and Jesus Christ His Son? 🤔

crestedaguiyi:
He will not be appointed , same was thing was fine to fani kayode, that one is now completely quiet, acting like he doesn't notice anything.

Jagaban get their cure

Shadomaan7:
Congratulations to Reno Omokri.

His appointment is long overdue.

Reno is a master in media management, he would do well in that position

lrman:
Is it that some of you cannot read simple English?? They said they will ban bottle water too and you are mentioning aqua fina..

lexy2014:
did anyone force you to buy pure water?

blackgold2018:
one thing you should know is that both bottled water and pure water are same. With same production.

If you are not taking "Nestle bottle" water. Then any other bottle water you are taking is as same as pure water.

Even eva bottle water are now producing fake.

BigYash:
E blike say you serve for government school too. Them go just use mess do nose enlargement surgery for you for free.
After the disaster,you will now hear some singing one stupid song,when go make you vex more..

The song lyrics goes like......

Who mess am,na Ojo...
Ojo say na teacher..
Teacher say no worries..
Na my class pupils,mess am..
Pun...

Very annoying ,with their stubborn faces..

LordIsaac:
Exactly. The moment they start taxing groceries and any item you buy, that would be the end of pseudo-capitalism and the birth of capitalism proper in Nigeria. Family planning will follow naturally and we will begin to have a quality population overtime

jeff1993:
Keep ya marriage out of the gram BOY!!!

if u can weather the first 5 to 6 years of marriage, you are likely more to succeed.

Let your wife do the gushing over u as a Man and not you!!!.... it speaks a lot to her psyche

geewean:
If you are so unconcerned about her what brought you to this section of Nairaland?

At least it's a free world I am entitled to my analysis or is it against the constitutional provisions of our laws?