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What's your problem, Mr. Man.

Yes, they are there.

Ope ooo

I was like dreaming, as if this world has come to an end.

Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from? Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname? Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to
his grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb
the tree to
see
Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man. Q:
complete this bible quote,
"many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few
have the credit to call back

1. In Maths: A kiss is the shortest
distance between two lips.
2. In Biology: It's the exchange of
germs from one mouth to
another.
3. In Chemistry: It's a process of
testing the ph of lips.
4. In Physics: It's a process to
charging a human body.
5. In Computer: It's a local area
network in which two bodies are
connected without data cables.
6. In Economics: It's a process in
which demand is higher than the
supply.
Which Is More Correct?

Yep it nt workin again

ok am waitin

With good examples, please i need explanation and the effect of the parents socio-economic, status on the development of the child

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It make sence.

HOW TO KNOW SHE IS A GIRL
AND NOT A WOMAN..
1. Her favorite food is chips and
chocolate.
2. Her favorite actor is
Alejandro. 3. She confuses ego with
dignity.
4. When you greet her she
frowns and even ignores.
5. She says pweety, xoxo,
k,gawxh, as in like, twitat, lolestestest when
everyone else is saying hehe,
etc.
6. She pretends she doesn't
know her mother tongue or she
speaks it with an English accent.
7. She updates her facebook
status update on Friday as "I
love you
so much baby!" or "I miss you
hun!" and then on Monday she posts "Nkt all men are dogs!" or
"All men are the same!" Yaani
she
doesn't know the meaning of
inbox or chat.
8. She buys a dress because her friend looks good in it.
9. Her face is brown while the
rest of her body is black like
charcoal.
10. She looks like a pregnant
warthog in heels. 11. She flashes and please call
me's you 300 times a day.
12. Her facebook name is
Pweety- Haggalicious Shantel
Gyalabubble
when her real name is Trufena Waitherero or Gaudensia
Siprosa.
13. She catches feelings when
reading this!!!!

If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful
If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Mannerless
If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming
If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt
If A Girl Is Shopping She Is Trendy
If A Boy Is Shopping He Is Wasting Money
If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad
If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude
If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group
If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.
True Or False?

Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. (Ephesians 6:10-18 KJV)
LET US PRAY: Lord, I choose to be strong in You and in the power of Your might. I choose to lean on Your understanding and Your promises. I choose to commit my way to You that You may straighten it, establish it, and keep it free from storm. Lord, I choose to put You first in everything that I do, that nothing will be impossible for me. I choose to love You with all my might, strength, mind, and heart. As I choose to glorify You with everything that I do, say and think, bless me in everything I do. In Jesus' Name. Amen.

Amen

Amen!

Dear Jesus, I'm sorry for my sins. I want
PEACE. Please forgive me! You died on the
cross to pay for MY sins, and rose again.
Today, I ask You to come into my heart and
save me from Hell. I want to win with free
Salvation, and be with You in Heaven
forever. Amen!!! ***Write "Amen" if you
asked Jesus to save you now. Please Like
and Share to offer Friends this limited time
chance!!!

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Please who can help me to retrieve my gmail account password? I wanted to login this morning then i couldn't remember my password again and i dont even know the user's name but i knws the account name olayemieolaleye@gmail.com

I'm having concert in my church. So I'm going to concert. What of you??

Last week in a bus I boarded, a woman after being told by the conductor to “Abeg enter with your change o, i nor get change at all at all o. Na beg i dey beg o!”, entered and gave the conductor a thousand Naira note. Quite frankly I have never seen a Lagos bus conductor plead so much.The conductor berated the woman vituperatively for ignoring is plea. All the woman could say was; “Abeg nor vex”. It occurred to me that “Abeg nor vex” is not an apology, but an appeal to the offended party not to escalate the matter. That is when I discovered that possibly, NO Nigerian language has a sentence that can be literally translated into “i am sorry”.The three major languages attest to this discovery.
Hausa: Yakuri (take patience)
Yoruba: Ma binu (don’t get angry)
Igbo: Eweliwe (don’t get angry)
Ibibio (my dialect): Ku yat esit (don’t get angry)
Can i conclude with this that NO Nigerian Language has a literal translation for “I am sorry”?
How do you say “I am sorry” in your dialect and does it literally translate?

Many people today lie because they want to be known and accepted in society, among their peers/colleagues. An adage says " Lying because of prestige brings shame. " paraphrased: The prestige may come but just for a brief moment; but shame then follows.
Many people lie because they see it as a diplomatic way of saving oneself. Alas! It leads to doom. As you go out today do away lie; it is a sin and God Hates sin. Live a plain life to please God; and not man.
PRAYERS:
(1) Deliver me, oh Lord, from lies.
(2) Help me to be truthful always.

As for me i believe the problem would be solved today.
What of yours?

Akpos attended a church service one Sunday.
He sat beside a very ugly girl.
While the pastor was preaching he said,
"Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is
beautiful"
Akpos immediately stood
up and the pastor said,
"Where are you going?"
Akpos replied, "I'm
changing seats, or do you want me to lie in the house
of God?"
one word for akpors??

as a human being is it possible not to lie at all? If it is not then is there a Godly lie?
Please Nland i need ur views.

1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does
FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does
POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does
SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so does
ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 letters,so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 letters,so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 letters,so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 letters,so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,so does
IGNORANCE. Are they all by Coincidence? We should Choose wisely, this means
LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword. WE should always Choose the Better
side of Life!!!

Guilt: bad feeling you have when you know have done something wrong.
Shame: feeling bad about yourself because of what other people or God might think of you.
Cross: in the time of Jesus Christ it was the way the Roman rulers killed people by nailing them to pieces of wood made up on it.
Punishment: something done to someone (or that they must do) because thy have done wrong.
Heaven: the place where God is. We can go there if Jesus Christ has forgiven us and we have become one of his followers.
Violent: using force to hurt someone.
Coma: not able to wake up because of illness or accident maybe for a few hours or much longer.
Arrest(ed): taken away by the police.
Trust(ed): believe that someone will not let us down.