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ATM-CARD:
.He is occupying grave nw.R.I.P.It seems am d 1st 2 cmmt?

SOWIE DEAR!

R.I.P

2goodbobo: Write her a letter.

Am nt a learner

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I have a brother who is 19. He is more interested in his books than having a heart attack over a girl that'll leave him for someone older and richer.

Set your priorities. Girls no dey finish for this life. [/color]

KKKK thanks all, am gonna let go of her and face ma edu squarely.

Raymondenyi: Young man! First things first, go and read ur books ,study hard think and dream how to pass ur exams not women now boy! U re still not very rippe 4 that, allow tins fall in place and when u re ripe 4 dat d boldness will naturally come, u can't cheat nature! N do not misplace urr priority...

OMG! Man am 19 for God's sake.

sakaguchi: @OP don't do this, except you want to end up in the friend zone, Nobody likes this zone unless you are gay or an innocent pastor ("innocent pastor which ofcourse you are not)
Just go to the nearest suya spot, buy N350 Liver and eat, thereafter, go and meet her and tell her whatsup like BadSharp guy that you are. Note, after finally
Manning up to her, don't go about asking creepy questions rhat would make you look more like a weirdo,
For instance, do not for the wont of continuing the discussion prolong a simple complement like " I like your dress, where did you buy it? How much did you buy it?" That would make you more like a confused trader rather than the runzman you are.
If you have not had experience toasting ladies, well! All I will say is that, there is no cataclysm in it, and it would not bring an end to your world, tell her whatsup, the worst that would happen is her saying "NO".
Or
If she is so precious you don't want to take chances with her, go to the convocation square, any girl you see sitting down doing nothing, or any one walking aimlessly about, chyke them, after you get 3 "NOs" or about 15 minutes of chyking convo, your liver go start mature.
After all this practice session, go to her and do it PLAYA, note: do not, under any circumstances catch the dreaded disease called "LIVER-FAILuRE" in the process of starting the convo with her, abeg eh! Don't.
And if you think you can't do this, here is a priceless advice I will give you and probably the best you will ever get, read your books and fall in love with them, for some strange reasons, ladies like this your fairy come after people of this sort @ 300L
All the best

. OMG! The best advice so far. Thanks bro

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Abbey2sam: Go and get lil tipsy and confront her...........
Cuz even if I should tell you to be bold, you can't and won't face her............

Take two bottles or depends on the content that can get you tipsy................

Don't go and get drunk oooo!!!!

Dad warned me never to drink alcohol and I promised him nt to!

chronique: Wow! Can it be that bad? Anyways,since your class governor talks to her,find a way of helping him deliver a message to her(since you don't have the boldness to walk up to her). Maybe her test script or something. Let's paint this picture: her name is Titi and she has a friend called Aisha or Gbenga. Take Aisha's/Gbenga's script from your class rep and take Titi's script too.(Gbenga or Aisha needs to participate in this your play-play system of chyking). Tell them both that the rep says you should give them their scripts and hand it over to them. Engage Gbenga in a little convo and say hi to her. You can ask them about their scores if they did well. After some time,excuse yourself and say bye to them while Gbenga continues his convo with her. The most important thing is that you make sure you say hi to her. The next time two of you see,say hi again. As often as you say hi to her and exchange pleasantries,the tension starts leaving you. Also try to get close to guys/girls you see her hanging out with. In no time,you would have successfully blended with her clique of friends like boko haram in the midst of civilians in Borno. Try to get involved in discussions where you notice she's active. You can intentionally disagree with her even when she's right but don't do it in a stupid way. Next time,agree with her even when she's wrong. Find a way to make her nonsense make sense. While you do all these,do not constitute a nuisance or else you're screwed. Take it nice and slow and don't try to make it obvious you're after her. Be calculated in all your steps and wait for the opportunity to be alone with her(you can arrange this) and find a way of breaking the ice. Before breaking the ice,you need to be comfortable around her(not being edgy and having sweaty palms). If you're humourous,you'd stand a better chance. You can do something like:
You: that your gbagaun was classic
Her: me? When n where?
You: are you not the one that said "excuse me pls,I want to go and bought a yam"?
She:


*battery low* @ op: abeg gimme money for fuel make I take charge my fone. I go give you part two later.


Hey! Don't know if you have the patience to follow that boring post up there. Just try gather liver sha or alternatively,walk up to her and sing Akon's I wana f**k u,f**k u;u already know.... Please ensure she's not wearing a high heel weaponlike shoe sha.

Kinda funny, thanksBOSS.

Coefficient: I've told you, write 'I love you' in a full scap sheet. Fill it up and hand it over to her when you see her on the corridor. Then run as fast as your legs can carry you!
You should be able to hear the cacophony of laughter behind you.

Dats crazy man!

gree-die:
im sorry i can't help u.... i can't tell u how to be a man

tryna undastand the ? Before u comment

Hi Nlanders, there is this girl in my department in school whom av gat so much feelings, love and affection for, bt am just too shy or let me say am not bold enough to approach her, I even begged my class rep to find a way of putting us both in the same group in one of our practical course and also make her the group leader, bt I didn't Work out. Not even a word have we spoken on that campus and its giving me much concern cos I kept thinkin of her every second. Some of my friends adviced me to let go of her and I also tried it but its not just working Please I need your honest opinion of what you think I can do coz am tayad of dreaming and dreamin of a girl I love and not being able to approach not to talk of expressing ma feelings. Thanks![color=#000099][/color]