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Culture / Re: Yinyinyinyin by Omicron007: 6:42am On Jun 21, 2022
Good
Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Goes Acrobatic With His Grandchildren (Photo) by Omicron007: 1:24pm On Jun 20, 2022
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The Man.

What happened to the man?

I hope he doesn't visit to buy roasted or grilled vulture?

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Romance / Re: Can You Date Or Marry A Black American Woman? by Omicron007: 1:07pm On Jun 20, 2022
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Apart from their crazy lifestyle, Black American Girls are too beautiful. They have nice banging bodies amd their skins are silky smooth.

They are very good in bed and can ride you to hell.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Liberian President Whines Waist, Jumps Up As He Dances To Buga Song (Pix, Video) by Omicron007: 9:25am On Jun 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

WTF did I just read.. grin grin shocked grin

It is what it is Dearie

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Liberian President Whines Waist, Jumps Up As He Dances To Buga Song (Pix, Video) by Omicron007: 9:16am On Jun 20, 2022
grin


A certain Presidential hopeful in one West African Country dare not try this.
Otherwise, his life long ambition would be dashed and Kizz Daniel could be sued for attempted murder.

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Politics / Re: Only 360,753 Out Of 988,923 Registered Voters Voted In Ekiti State by Omicron007: 8:36am On Jun 20, 2022
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All those brainless urchins standing upon Tinubu's scrotal sac should be ready to vote multiple times to avoid stories that touch.

Bunch of irredeemable dimwits.

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Politics / Re: Pastor Chris Okotie At 63: I Wish To Head Interim Govt After Buhari by Omicron007: 8:25am On Jun 20, 2022
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Reading


Trashy epistle loading.

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Politics / Re: Pastor Chris Okotie At 63: I Wish To Head Interim Govt After Buhari by Omicron007: 8:24am On Jun 20, 2022
grin grin


Where is Fresh Party?
Okotie should face his church and leave politics alone.
One Vice President who doubles as a pastor headed the worst economic team in Nigeria.

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Family / Re: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 8:21am On Jun 20, 2022
Lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Peter Obi And The Last ‘Big Men’ By Chidi Amuta by Omicron007: 8:18am On Jun 20, 2022
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Reading

1...2...3....

Trash loading.

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Romance / Re: At This Point Ehn!(pics Attached) by Omicron007: 8:08pm On Jun 19, 2022
Datboredberri:
grin

I don't like fake promises... Sex is to be enjoyed by us both.

Hi sweetheart.
Been a long long while.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Song So Far In 2022? by Omicron007: 7:40pm On Jun 19, 2022
Islandlady:
Show me off by ASA kiss I love that song dieeee!!!

You know good music.
Big ups!

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Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Song So Far In 2022? by Omicron007: 7:37pm On Jun 19, 2022
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BUGA of course

Small yansh dey shake.

Vulture Griller listens to music too.

Oh..wow

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Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Song So Far In 2022? by Omicron007: 7:35pm On Jun 19, 2022
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With maximum respect to the Greatest Musical Icon ever from the shores of Nigeria.

Ayo Balogun.

Big Wiz....the Machala 1 of Africa.



Show me Off - Asa

PS: Most of these Nigerian guys are just using one style of Amapiano to dish out dog shit to fans.
Asake comes to mind. The guy has used Sungba beat for most of his songs including the newly released one, Peace Be Unto You.

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Family / Re: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 3:36pm On Jun 19, 2022
obembet:
grin grin grin

Obembet, come and share your experience...
Family / Re: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 3:03pm On Jun 19, 2022
cenaman:
Death trap

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Family / Re: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 3:02pm On Jun 19, 2022
Yuneehk:
My experience with this boiling ring eh...

Funnily enough, it's still my go-to just for heating up water. Over the years, I've understood it and serves me well. It's very fast and easy to use especially when I need to heat up water. When I started using it, the plastics I use will melt because I didn't fill them to the brim.

I also remember using it to cook beans half done because I heard somebody say it. Same for white rice and it worked. Those days when we were trying to conserve kerosene or gas grin grin

You really did exploits with the ring.
I hope you didn't sustain any electric shock from the heater?

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Family / Re: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 2:16pm On Jun 19, 2022
Happy fathers day Lalasticlala
Family / Re: Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 2:04pm On Jun 19, 2022
tee59:
The olden days heaters were good and worked perfectly well. But the ones we have now, can't even last longer by mere only boiling water. Heater consumes much power.

I concur.
This particular heater is very strong and powerful.
It takes just minutes for water to boil.

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Family / Share Your Experiences Using This Electrical Appliance. by Omicron007: 1:46pm On Jun 19, 2022
The Boiling Ring(Heater) is a very common household electrical appliance in Nigeria. It can be adapted for various uses like boiling water and cooking light meals.

The Heater has caused a lot of disasters and even claimed lives in homes due to improper usage.


Back then in School, I and my roommates used this heater to prepare roasted chicken. When we kill a chicken, we remove the feathers and all the intestines and other necessary 'removables'.

We then insert the heater through the orifice created at the anus region and plug the heater. After some minutes, the chicken becomes fully roasted. We then order some Budweiser Beer to use and wash it down.

Share your experience(s) using this electrical appliance.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Apologizes To Peter Obi by Omicron007: 12:39pm On May 29, 2022
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This is what you get when you allow someone who reasons with a dysfunctional brain to talk in the public square.

The case of Reno O'Mockery is analogous to Vulture Griller aka Mr.Eriggs.

O'Mockery also reminds me of the glutonnous, fair-women lover, Femi Foodie Kayode.

The three men mentioned above can easily be gotten with Money and Food. Once these are available, they can ass-lick you to death.




Vulture Griller has been ass-licking Buhari's saggy frail balls for seven years and he has nothing to show for it, not even a barbecue stand!


Pukes!

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: How Northern Solidarity Gave Atiku Victory by Omicron007: 7:28am On May 29, 2022
MadamVanessa:
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Wike is the most føolish human on earth. While he was busy badmouthing his fellow southern brother Peter Obi, Tambuwal he adores so much was having in mind to dropped his presidential ambition to support his fellow northerner.

People now said Tambuwal betrayed Wike. Nonsense. There's nothing like betrayal here, Tambuwal did what was right. It's only føolish person like Wike that will pick an outsider over his own brother. Everyone is not føolish and stupid as Wike.

Southerners never ready yet to play politics. We are our own enemies



The North has been teaching the Sophisticated South the rudiments of Politics aka POL101 since time immemorial.

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Politics / Re: With Peter Obi, We’re Confident Of Winning 2023 Presidential Election – LP by Omicron007: 7:24am On May 29, 2022
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LP should stop living in fool's paradise.

Obi is a presidential material but he lacks the structure and platform to project him to Aso Rock.


Even Druggie is not sure of APC's ticket despite his investments in the APC.


Nigeria's Party Reward System is in a comatose.

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Politics / Re: 2023: My Presidency Will Bring Prosperity To All - Tinubu by Omicron007: 12:09pm On May 28, 2022
ukaface:
smh

You dey mind those spammers and useless zombies?

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Politics / Re: 2023: My Presidency Will Bring Prosperity To All - Tinubu by Omicron007: 12:08pm On May 28, 2022
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WTF are all those stupid comments on Front Page.

One Tinubu supporter is responsible for creating those monikers to spam the thread.

Some people are saying Helinues is responsible. grin

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Romance / Re: Have A Girl Ever Told You To Knack Quick And Stand Up? ( Share Your Experience) by Omicron007: 6:42am On May 28, 2022
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tiswell:
see how you body shame a fellow guy,your Preeq fit small pass OP's own sef.

Ladies will never do this,that's why they will continue to prey on simps like you sad
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Seems you are little down there too.
All hope is not lost for you son, you can still enlarge your preek.

Nonsense.
Politics / Re: 2023: Jonathan's Lawyer, Omare Reacts After Court Clears Jonathan by Omicron007: 2:31pm On May 27, 2022
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Tinubu Urchins won't like this kind of news.

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Saddique Emerges Bauchi APC Governorship Candidate by Omicron007: 2:30pm On May 27, 2022
It remains Vulture Griller to be announced as gubernatorial candidate of Benue state.

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Politics / Re: Primaries: Two Arrested For Allegedly Bribing Delegates In Adamawa by Omicron007: 11:50am On May 27, 2022
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The stupid evil party APC that came to deceive gullible Nigerians and inflict pains upon this failed British experiment is now beating PDP to it's own game.



Nonsense and Vulture Griller's hairy anus.

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Romance / Re: Have A Girl Ever Told You To Knack Quick And Stand Up? ( Share Your Experience) by Omicron007: 11:47am On May 27, 2022
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OP never got a re-match. He is here glorifying himself.

All these weaklings with pen-cover length of dick.

Nonsense.

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