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Pls children don't make ur parents go through this....I take God beg una

nairabetguru:
ur blood sugar is high

no be small highness o

Abeg my ppl...nobody is trustworthy......bt its jus sometin I thought of after watchin soundcity show d two video consecutively.....and it was d same name'falila' dey both use

I may not be effortlessly good in yoruba language but I can hear it fairly good....hw many of you have watched falila video by dammy krane and falila ketan by olamide......while dammy krane was trying desperately. So dat dis girl could be by his side....olamide was somewhere else straffing d same girl.......(As usual I was jobless and thinking nonsense)

samflexy.....if u wan do her day....
name to go ashawo quarters o

dats a big risk o.....wat if d bank pres no gree

drop ur questions if deer is any

The first five tips on how to talk to a girl in the
introduction should help you strike a conversation
with a girl and impress her too.
But that’s not it. To really impress a girl, you
need to know what to talk about with a girl, and
how to do it the right way.
What to talk about with a girl
While talking to a girl for the first time can be
tricky, knowing what to talk about with a girl can
be the deal maker or breaker.
Anyone can start a conversation using the tips in
the introduction, but what next? That’s when you
have to reveal your true colors and woo her with
your own charm
If you really want to make her like you on your
very first conversation, use these tips on what to
talk about with a girl.
#6 After the introduction. Starting a conversation
is actually simpler than continuing the
conversation.
After all, you don’t have a clue what she likes or
doesn’t like. So this is where you have to play
safe.
If you’re wondering what to talk about with her,
then go with the obvious. If you’re having some
difficulty coming up with conversation lines, use
these six conversation starters to use with a girl .
You really don’t have to constantly bombard her
with questions just to avoid any blank spaces in
the conversation. Relax and feel comfortable.
When you’re nervous, it shows. And that would
only make her feel uneasy to be around you.
#7 Don’t put her in a spot. Sometimes it’s easy
to get carried away in a conversation. Don’t do
that. The one thing you need to remember is to
never put the girl in a spot. Don’t make her feel
uncomfortable or nervous with your questions.
Don’t ask her stupid questions like “you were
staring back at me too, right?” “You look good in
this dress, where did you pick it up?” and a lot
more along those lines. They’re awkward and
really dumb. Avoid looking down her shirt or
staring at her below her neck. Indulging in any of
these activities will only make her feel
uncomfortable and awkward. And when that
happens, she’d only want to walk away from you.

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#8 Be warm and likeable. A lot of guys get very
excited when a girl reciprocates their moves and
starts a conversation with them. Just because a
girl wants to talk back to you doesn’t mean she’s
easy to get. You still have to respect her and
treat her like a lady. Have a conversation with her
just like you would with a girl you were introduced
to. Don’t smart talk or talk dirty. Well, unless she wants to
#9 Smile often and flirt. If you really want to
know what to talk about with a girl, remember the
one thing that matters more than anything else.
Her comfort. As long as she’s comfortable and
happy, she’d be happy to talk to you and spend
time with you. So more than the words you
choose, focus on how you can make her feel
comfortable around you.
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One of the best ways to ease a girl and make her
want to be with you is through humor. You really
don’t have to learn a few one-liners and jokes for
this. You just need to be a happy guy. A guy who
smiles and has a great laugh makes for great
company

#10 Don’t talk forever. In most cases, you’d meet
a great girl at a meeting or a conference, or at
other times in a café or a club. Unless both of
you are specifically meeting up for a date, don’t
try to hog the girl for the entire evening.
Remember, she has her own obligations and
commitments.
If you’re just going to talk on and on, there’s a
good chance she’ll get quite annoyed with you
and would just want to shut you up. One of the
best ways to avoid this is to ask her if she has to
go somewhere, and flatter her at the same time.
Saying something like “I’d really love to stay here
and talk with you for a while. Would that be
alright with you?” Try it, you’ll see the difference.

Even if she has to go somewhere else, this line
will definitely lead to more phone conversation and sweet dates
Now that you know what to talk about with a girl
and how to continue a great conversation with
her, remember these tips when you come across a
beauty that catches your eye. After all, great
conversations aren’t just about words!

Have you ever walked into a room and instantly
found yourself smitten by a beauty standing
across the room?
Ever wondered how to talk to a girl you like at a
time like this?
Making a move to talk to a girl
One of the biggest hurdles most guys face is
making the first move.
Chatting up a girl is easy if you’re going to be
introduced to her.
But when you have to walk up to a girl you’ve
never spoken to before, and want to start a
conversation, your heart can start to beat faster
than a hummingbird on heat. ]
Follow these ten steps one at a time, and before
you know it, knowing how to talk to a girl you like
will be as easy as taking a walk in the park.
What you need to know
You’re interested in talking to great girls, aren’t
you?
And just like you, girls are interested in talking to
great guys too.
So really, there’s nothing to be worried about
here!
Remember the biggest rule when it comes to
knowing how to talk to a girl – you can’t jump
steps. Just like you have to learn to walk before
you can run, you need to learn to warm her up
before you talk to her. Read on.
#1 Let her know you’re interested in her. Talking
to a girl isn’t as simple as walking up to just
about any girl and asking her out on a date. It
may work in the movies, but in all probability, it
won’t work in real life. A girl needs to know
you’re interested in her so she can evaluate you.
If you just walk up to a girl who doesn’t have a
hint that you’re approaching her, you may just
end up shocking her. And she’s going to say the
first thing her mum taught her to say to intruding
boys. “Go away!
#2 Play the staring game. Once she knows you
exist, take the game a notch higher. Glance at her
now and then to arouse her curiosity. Does she
glance back at you now and then? Does she
smile to herself when you catch her eye? Do her
friends look at you and smile? Watch out for the
happy signs
There’s no point in trying to figure out how to
talk to a girl if all she does is gives you a dirty
stare or doesn’t care whether you’re looking at
her. Asking a girl out in such cases usually ends
up being a disaster and for a novice’s confidence,
it’s best to be avoided.
#3 Don’t pick her up. Using a pick up line may be
smart and cocky, but in most cases, pick up lines
fail. The best way to figure out when and how to
talk to a girl is to avoid pick up lines and use pick
up circumstances instead!
If it’s a conference or a gallery and she walks up
to a display, stand next to her and say something
out of the blue like “do you know how long it took
to make this?” or something just as casual.
Likewise, whether it’s in the office, a park or even
a bar, look around and ask her a question that’s
relevant to something around her.
But always remember to keep it vague. A vague
question makes a girl wonder for a few seconds,
she’s going to end up responding to you.
#4 Don’t come on too strong. Now this works
best just after you’ve spoken to her after asking
her a really vague question. Once she answers it,
both of you are in talking mode but not really
friends. She would have answered your question
and looked away. She obviously knows you’re
hitting on her, so she won’t really try to continue
the conversation. She may just smile and look
away.

You can do one of two things, introduce yourself
or continue to play the game and introduce
yourself after asking her a few more questions.
Prolonging the game can make it so much more
exciting for both of you. But of course, she could
just walk out of the conversation if she’s in a bar
counter waiting for a drink. If you’re introducing
yourself, go ahead and introduce yourself. And be
frank, tell her you have a confession to make, that
you’ve been waiting to meet her for a long time
or all evening.
She obviously knows you’ve been staring at her,
so why pretend like you’re picking her up. Telling
her the truth may flatter her instead of making
her feel like she’s being picked up.
#5 Give her the space
When you’re talking to a girl, make sure she
knows she can walk out whenever she wants.
Don’t corner her in awkward places like outside
the ladies room, or a quiet corridor. If you can
handle it, you can even talk to a girl when she’s
with her friends. Always remember, if she feels
like she has the space, she’s going to be a lot
more comfortable to talk to you. [Read: How to
charm a girl and flatter her into liking you]
But then again, this is tricky. If you give a girl
enough space, you may not be able to build a
connection and she may just end up walking
away. But as long as you’ve got the first four
steps right, she won’t really walk away.
After all, if you’ve warmed her up, she’s going to
want to talk to you too! As long as you’ve used
these first four steps on how to talk to a girl to
the tee, you’ll be able to talk to a girl and impress
her, without really making it appear like you’re
trying to pick her up.

We’re only half way through the guide on how to
talk to a girl and look smooth at the same time.
These tips may be enough to impress a girl and
start a conversation with her. Read these next
five steps on what to talk about with a girl to
rouse her interest and charm your way into her
heart.

A little old lady went into the headquarters of the
Bank of America
one day, carrying a large bag of money. She
insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to open a
savings account
because, "It's a lot of money!"
The receptionist objected, stating, "You can't just
walk in here
and expect to see the president of the Bank of
America. He's a
very busy man."
"But I am here to make a very large cash deposit,"
added the old
woman.
The receptionist momentarily looked at the sack
of money, then
walked back to one of the rear offices. She came
back and said,
"You're in luck this morning, he will see you," and
ushered
her in to see the president of the Bank of America.
When she walked in to a large office with a nicely
tailored man
behind a great oaken desk. The bank president
stood up and
asked, "How can I help you?"
She replied, "I would like to open a savings
account," and placed
the bag of money on his desk.
"How much would you like to deposit?" he asked
curiously.
"$180,000, if you please," and dumped the cash
out of her bag
onto his desk.
The President was suprised to see all this cash, so
he asked her,
"Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much
cash around,
especially a woman at your stage in life. Where
did you come by
this kind of money?"
The old lady coyly replied, "I make bets."
Surprised, the president then asked, "Bets? What
kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet
you $25,000 that
your balls are square."
"What?!" cried the man, "you want to bet me $
25,000 that my balls,
my testicles, are square?" He could hardly hold
back from laughing.
"Yes, you heard me. In fact, by ten o'clock
tomorrow morning,
I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls will be square."
The man smiled broadly, thinking he had a live
one. "You've got
yourself a bet!" and shook her hand.
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there
is a lot of
money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me
tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about
the bet and spent
a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from
side to side, again and again. He thoroughly
checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way
his balls were
square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 a.m., the
little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's
office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet:
"$25,000 says
the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the
old lady asked him
to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president complied.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and
then asked if
she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, obviously
embarrassed. Thinking
to himself, "$25,000 is a lot of money, I guess it's
okay."
He then said, "Yes, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I
guess you
should be absolutely sure."
As the old woman started to feel the banker's
testicles, he noticed
that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
against the wall.
The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's
the matter with
your lawyer?"
The old lady replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $
100,000 that
at 10:00 a.m. today, I'd have the balls of the
president of the
Bank of America in my hands."

Did you know ?

1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does CHURCH.
2. QURAN has 5 letters so does BIBLE.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.…
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 letters, so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 letters,so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 letters,so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 letters,so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,so does IGNORANCE

d guy is probably a shy type......since he also like stealing a glance at u....he is surely interested in u....my advice...... jus find a course u too do together.....and talk abt d teacher with him......from there make him feel comfortable wit u

As convenient as SCHOOL may or may not be...
As inconvenient as LIFE may or may not be...
There is one thing for sure - LIFE is a far better
teacher than SCHOOL.
Yet, SCHOOL seems to be the education we
adhere to, forgetting that LIFE is what we have to
deal with.
Is it not time that we listened to what LIFE is
telling us?
Is it not time that we educated our children about
LIFE (instead of SCHOOLing them with fairy tales)
?
Is it not time to be honest with ourselves and our
children, and actually admit that most of what we
accept is a total lie?
The standard education system tells us that
success is financial - it totally ignores the
physical and the emotional.
The current system of education does not teach
anyone how to be a parent - it teaches us how to
be dependent.
When will we actually begin to teach our children
what they really need to know?
And when will we start to accept what we already
know?
LIFE is difficult - we all know that.
Relationships are hard work - we all hope not.
The financial system is a mess - we all wish it
wasn't.
The health of the population of the nigerians
is a joke - we all laugh at that.
Instead of teaching our children that they should
spend more than they earn so they do not have
to confront any form of responsibility; instead of
telling ourselves that we know how to parent
without even considering how ill-prepared we truly
are; instead of pretending that a pill will make us
healthy; instead of believing that there is one
person on this planet who is perfect for us - why
don't we stop...
And think...
And look at how LIFE really is...
And then work within the reality of money, health
and relationships...
The SCHOOL OF LIFE is very clear if you open
your eyes.
The SCHOOL OF LIFE repeats its lessons over and
over and over again.
Start learning from the SCHOOL OF LIFE -
The financial markets go round and round in
circles - highs and lows.
Relationships that blossom too soon will implode
quickly - the good ones build calmly.
If you eat too much and do not exercise you will
be fat - and there are no excuses when it comes
to weight.
Start to look at the SCHOOL OF LIFE and you will
begin to see that spending more than you earn is
a fool's game; that depending on someone else
for emotional or financial stability is a losing
game; that refusing to exercise whilst indulging
yourself is a fat person's game; that waiting for
someone else to complete you is a weak game.
Don't be miseducated by the fairy tales, the
fantasy, the lies, the religions, the hopes and
dreams of the past, or the desperation of the
future - be intelligent, open your eyes, accept the
truth and live by the rules of the SCHOOL OF
LIFE.
The SCHOOL OF LIFE rewards the individual,
exalts the independent, admires the respectful
and encourages fairness for all...
But the SCHOOL OF LIFE does not graduate the
weak, the needy or the desperate...
Always maintain a sense of self, a sense of
achievement, a sense of independence, a sense of
reality and the ability to be better than your past
- then the SCHOOL OF LIFE will be worth the cost
of the education it delivers.

I dnt like telling dis story becus till nw I regret it....it was when I first got to lag...I was so friendly with all my neigbours...I was always d first to wake...sweep evrywhere....dis make evrybody like me d more....but dere was dis partical gal that make me uneasy...she is very free wit me...becos of her I nw started wakin up late becos we usually talk till abt 2am....den one particular day she ask me if I had a gf.....I jus couldn't reply cos I do...but I dnt want to lose our friendship....I jus told her why she asked....she jus smiled....abt 2wks lata...as if she was plannin it....dere was no body in d compound....so d gal went to take a bath...after bathin she came straight to my room askin 4 cream.....(A gal askin for crm)....I jus gave her thinkin she will take it to their rm....but to my utmost suprise dis gal remove her towel and started creamin in frnt of me.....me jus stood dere as if ve jus seen a ghost....didn't move or talk.....manhood started warnin me...jus quickly ran out of d room....wen I saw her comin out....couldn't luk her in d face and she also didn't say anytin.....since dat day she does nt talk abt anytin relatin to romance wit me

goofyone: It isn't just about being fine. Girls do this for several reasons. They do it if the guy is cute, very intelligent, rich, sometimes shy, sometimes funny, etc. It doesn't have to do with just being cute.

. True

Some even have hairs on their chest......can't even luk at it talkless of kissin dere ......esp cali gals