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Ilamina:
Every girls should be curvy like southern African girls

They make east African girls look like they don't exist

Rapmoney:
How did you carry your bag way back in school? For me, I was always doing D. I nor send anybody.

In SS 2, I was not a prefect but the prefects dey fear my crew, because we dey do wetin nor good. If you do anyhow, we go wait for you for Deeper Life field.

Cc: Seun, Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Nlfpmod, OAM4J, Dominique

Mubz:
Hello guys. Please does anyone have an idea where I can buy Leghorn chicken breeds in Nigeria. I'm very much interested

Pray:
Go to a doctor and get that answers.. Here ain't doctors forum.

muyico:
How many hamas commander Israel want kill??
Commanders no dey finish nih?

Righteousness2:
Iran has Officially join the List of Goliaths brought low and Humbled by little ISRAEL.

Mrfixitt:
Nonsense talk. Wike is always high on 46 years old whiskey

ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zo7jDKx-GU?si=yDusvbkRjwQrrvU6

In a shocking live demonstration, a man used traditional spiritual methods commonly referred to as juju to reveal who he believes will become Nigeria’s next president.

The ritual, captured on video, has gone viral, sparking debate online about the role of spirituality, superstition, and politics in modern Nigeria.

fergie001:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/191V8YwcGC/

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Wike Allocates 2082 Hectares In Maitama, Asokoro To Son, Joaquin

DMerciful:
Tinubu himself knows he'll be a one-term illegitimate president!

Ehins22:
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thesolutions:
This thing is going to flood the country soon.
A friend container of same stuffs just landed here in jos

Putindbutt:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/06/26/notorious-bandit-tiktok-celebrity-mai-jakka-eliminated-in-zamfara/?

ultim:
I saw this item stitched inside one ok cloth supposedly imported from India. I bought it and was curious to check all the pockets But this one was stitched inside a lapel beside the lower pocket. What could it be?

Dienamics:
MultiChoice Slashes DSTV Decoder Price By 50% To Woo Subscribers

By OnlyGist

South African media and entertainment company, MultiChoice Nigeria has slashed the price of its DStv decoder by 50 per cent, dropping it from ₦20,000 to ₦10,000.

The company announced that the move aimed to attract more customers and curb declining subscriptions.

According to the firm’s Chief Executive Officer, John Ugbe, in a statement released on Tuesday, the offer was a way of rewarding customer loyalty and ......

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TouchNfollow:
https://x.com/ohgracieoguns/status/1937412023270212003?t=YYnR8WPftDYfMrpDhOgEQg&s=08[/quote]it's not vanity oooooooo
but come to think of it, the car is longer than Nigeria road & that's y d bush got to seeks for its hospitality

VeryWickedMan:
There's no need to waste words here.

We've had enough.
Simply put, Seun will not be at the helm of Nairaland by next year.

Talks are already underway to replace him with one of the mods. This decision is made.


Good night.

Legendguy:
It's been two years since Bola Ahmed Tinubu became president but I haven't seen any tangible thing he has done.
Please if you benefited or experience any of his developmental projects please kindly state it.
The reason I'm asking is because I felt I'm in a desert, I'm not feeling any government impact at all.

alphonsojaybaz:
Only in Naija! A man who stole a generator worth ₦1 million from a popular gym-restaurant in Agu Awka got the shock of his life when he was arrested mid-meal—after returning to the same spot days later to eat and chill. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

According to viral posts shared by @mr_cjayerus on X (formerly Twitter), the man initially visited the establishment—Candles Gym & Restaurant—pretending to be interested in a fitness membership.

But what he was really working on? A perfect crime.
🕵🏽‍♂️ The Heist: “Came, Scouted, Stole”

The suspect allegedly came in early in the morning, looked around under the guise of gym inquiries, and left without suspicion. Hours later, he returned with accomplices and a Keke (commercial tricycle), and together, they lifted the generator and vanished.

What he didn’t know was that the gym had full CCTV coverage, and his face was clearly captured while executing the operation.
🍲 The Blunder: “Came Back to Enjoy Life”

Days later, with boldness only seen in Nollywood scripts, the same man returned to the restaurant, sat down comfortably, and ordered a meal—unaware that his face was already circulating.

As he chewed away in peace, police arrived, surrounded him, and arrested him on the spot, while stunned staff and diners looked on.
👀 Reactions from Social Media

Nigerians didn’t hold back on X, as the story went viral:

@Goldenfog327823: “How big was the gen that 1 man was able to carry it off with Keke? ₦1milla gen what!?”

@Glasshouse9535: “No be everybody you go steal from go scot-free.”

@enyola: “He came to check if they bought a new generator for him… the old one is making too much noise.”

@ObumNwaAwka: “It’s called Remote ogwu. With the person’s picture and small instruments, it’s easy to remote him.”

@ola_petr: “They should at least allow him to pay first for what he ordered before arresting him.”

🧠 Moral of the Story?

“You can steal a gen, but you can’t steal peace of mind—especially not when you go back to enjoy suya where you committed the crime.”

https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/06/24/man-who-stole-%e2%82%a61m-generator-nabbed-after-returning-to-same-restaurant-to-eat/

Lanruze:
Uba Sani is on a new hedonistic high like he is on top of the world as the new ice cream after Gelato.

You throw your Godfather under the Bus without looking back and you feel saintly.

El-rufai said majority of the projects and not all of them initiated them.

Oga, Uba continue with your new found love, you think El-rufai didn't do more than you, stay there.

Tjra:
Reno is just like me. I sabi keep records ehn 🤣






N850K in 2018. Him salary go don reach like N2.5M now due to inflation. Besides Atiku dey pay wella. The guy money long.

Na only Obi dey pay him workers minimum wage.