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SmellingAnus:
thanks dear... You should be the one even inviting people... Thanks for your beautiful message...

Wow serious oya nah, have I told you I don't joke with birthdays?

Happy birthday SmellingAnus, wishing you all the good things of life, have fun today cos it's your day!
Hope I am invited?

MrCork:
...u not as preeety as kashybaby so pliss...Dont messssup my happy home..leave this tread

Onye ara

MrCork:
^^^^what the hell does tgis villlage looookin mama calabar looookin chcik want wit my woman: Kashybaby?....what are u doin on this thread?...is she on yor level?...pliss dont not contaminate my love for kashybaby wit yor Nigeria swaaaaga....i beg..leave us alone!!

You are a joke

MRBrownJ:
what best way there is to make a gal understand that they are just friends, than by saying:" i am gonna drop my GIRLFRIEND off in Ikeja?
this is not about explaining himself to her, this is about putting value into what/who you are.
if he cant even acknowledge what you guys have/are, then there is a red flag here. is he ashamed of you or your r/ship?

Thank you so much for this comment!

Maxi112:
spot u bae

I spot you too hon!

firstking01:
dnt ask me what you know already

I don't know oh

SmellingAnus:
yea very serious... I'm good also... At least I have heard from you today and you are okay...

Smiles thanks alot

SmellingAnus:
good afternoon dear... Saw you in my thread today and I was smiling.... How has your day been

Are you serz, I am good and you

MrCork:
...u hav 2 weeek to chaange that yor dakskin complexsssion or else....

You are a joke

MrCork:
....WHITE WOMEN ALL THE WAY yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

bye bye Onstelly
Bye bye KingCheezyPuff
bbye buy Audray
bye bye Fat Hate2u
and bye bye arrrrrrogant HisDuchess (no ofeinse)

Thank God at least we will now rest, bye MrCork

firstking01:
Hmmm

Hmmm what

SmellingAnus:
you will be forgiven for today, next time single me out and call my name.. Mr. P. And pray for me ...

Lol alright no p

MrCork:
...quit playn had to get..u ain't even light skin?..I have money..am from london..u my property ..like it or not.. u no am definitely gonnnnno hit it

Lmao

SmellingAnus:
dear? we are making progress and I am excited... That's good to know... Hope you prayed for us?...

Lol yes prayed for all my friends

MrCork:
...OK u win...can we phuck?

Not even in your next world

SmellingAnus:
yea dear... So you didn't leave your house today?

Only for church dear

SmellingAnus:
yea it fell over here too...

Serious

STFUareyouG0d:
That's great. I'm Buddhist

Liar

SmellingAnus:
good morning dear... I'm good... You?

So so was sleeping since morning the rain is damn much

MrCork:
...are u beyansi?....confuse child....for gods sake..change your complexsion to lightskin or else no man will want u on nairaland & u will remain single for life..Dont u wannnto be beairrriful?(how sad)

Is you that will remain single for life he goat

STFUareyouG0d:
me too

Don't be surprise, I am a Catholic

STFUareyouG0d:



Why yur not in church anyways?

I am back oh

STFUareyouG0d:
hmmmmmm it's a line in one of Olamide's songs. I honestly have no clue what it means. Any idea?


I'm right in front of you. Not your back @pic

Hahaha omg una no dey ever change

This woman is strong, going back to the same place her wedding took place. How is she coping with the memories abi she doesn't remember them

STFUareyouG0d:
what have I done?

What go you mean by freshly and smelly huh and don't give me that face you oh

Congratulations

STFUareyouG0d:
Freshly vs Smelly

Even you, I am disappointed

teekay213:
not a bad ideal! but how will banky cope with aunty linda smelly pussey?

Please nah

SmellingAnus:
Missed hearing from you dear... @ Onstelly

Hey good morning, how are you?

MrCork:
^^^^^ hopefully she will stop Actin like nigerian women cozzzz nairaland isssssnot market place....white women do not behave like that! (SHAME)

Shame in you too