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 Jokes Etc › Don,t Force Me I Know Myself by onta(op): 3:00pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
DON,T FORCE ME I KNOW MYSELF a pastor was on deliverance service,he delivered every body except one man.this man refused to fall down ,the pastor had to force him down sudenly the man shouted ;pastor,pastor don ,t force me down i know myself COME TO THIS WEBSITE TO READ MORE OF SUCH JOKES AT www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Anger Management? by onta(op): 6:21pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
Anger management? Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?” Wife: “I clean the toilet.” Husband: “How does that help?” Wife: “I use your toothbrush.” come here to read more at www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Rooms In Great Ife - Final Sessions by onta(op): 3:46pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
i don,t want your click |
| Jokes Etc › Sharp Eyed by onta(op): 3:27pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
c: Most people walk around with their eyes closed to the happenings around them. And entrepreneur’s eyes are trained to key into all the details in a bid to analyze them. It takes an entrepreneur to be angry with the states of taxis in Lagos and decide there is a business in there come here to read more www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › My Rooms In Great Ife - Final Sessions by onta(op): 1:59pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
My Rooms In Great Ife - Final Sessions  There is a culture in Great Ife to give automatic accommodation to final year students. So, for the first time, I proudly marched to get my allocation. A drama ensued while we were queuing for our names to be announced; a friend of mine and classmate, Benjamin Adekoya tried to play a quick one on me. How? Immediately my name was called and room number was known, he rushed to the room to go and pick a space (There was this thing about corner come here to read more of this at this website www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Confident Vs. Confidential by onta(op): 1:36pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
Confident vs. confidential A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!” come tom my website to read more at www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Importance Of A Period by onta(op): 1:30pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
Importance of a period Teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?” Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away COME HERE TO READ MORE AT www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Brother Wanted by onta(op): 1:14pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”…. Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER” ; come here to read more at www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Losing All Your Friends by onta(op): 1:05pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
i migt be a stranger i can do better than you pls visit my website to see my hand work at www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
| Jokes Etc › Losing All Your Friends by onta(op): 12:53pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
Losing all your friends Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends come here to read more at www.jokeworld.webnode.com |
