I saw this on Facebook and I thought I should share it here.

"How to tell your partner it's over in King James version"

I guess these are some of the lines used by those Bible scholars to end their relationship

Great

I will get there

True

With your scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullet

You mess apku fly gate

Your mess dey stain white

Who is watching tribes of Europa?

Yes, I female friend once asked me out, and I told her I can't go out with her. She asked why, and I told her that I don't want to cheat on her.

that was when people were picked from audition.
But now, don't even bother going for audition if you don't have this kind of connection

This man age and his sense are inversely related. The higher his age, the lower his sense of reasoning.

I can't believe someone that has been married for 17years could be this silly

just take heart.

when you choose to publicize everything, also be ready for public embarrassment.

I sympathise with you.

I will just make sure the guy is using protection, then leave them to continue from where they stopped

Ilamina:


I have never had a boyfriend
For once in my life, I felt it

I am getting old, I wanted to experience it, I had to take the risk
Never had the chance when I was younger because of I was only into my books, no social life

White men are so sexy

I thought you couldn't graduate because you didn't take your studies seriously. If you were only into your book, why couldn't you graduate from university then?

tohyorsih:
shi shie. i appreciate it

bú kè qi
but how do I get my own Chinese cake?

tohyorsih:
Happy Birthday to us

生日快乐

Ilamina:


International development studies

I know you will achieve your goal. You just have to stay focused.


Did you school at the University of Toronto Scarborough?

Ilamina:


My mother is helping me
She's trying to convince to take a year major in any college around at the moment

Yeah do. sometimes, our breakthrough come from little things we do. After we might have been disappointed many times from things we were very sure would be successful.


What were you studying at the university then?

Ilamina:

Thanks dearie
I will

You are welcome.

Do you still have plan of completing your studies?

Ilamina:


No, me couldn't graduate, was a long time ago

I hope I get back soon

You will surely get back, but first you have to free you mind from all negativity, all forms of regret and disappointment you might be feeling. What goes up on our mind always reflect in our action. If you continue having negative thought, it might hinder your progress.

Can you do it for me?

Ilamina:

It's still cracking I hope it gets better with time

I hope so too.
Was this the reason you didn't graduate from university?

Ilamina:

Yea but dropped the charges
Hes my friend

But that doesn't mean he has the right to beat you up.
I hope you leg can heal completely.

Ilamina:


A guy beat me up
Broke my leg

Why would a guy do such a thing?

Did you report him to the police?

why are you always visiting a doctor?

The Op is an Arsenal fan. You shouldn't get your hope up, because we know how well arsenal can disappoint. They might just end up in 6th position in the end.

Ilamina:


Yea because I don't want to have sex when I am skinny

Why don't you feel comfortable with your body shape. Have you been body shamed by someone you hold in high esteem?

Even the lady won't know she's the one you are referring to with only this information you provided.

Anyway, I wish you luck in your ultimate search

badadvice:


you know the way my guy!
The best way to get the attention of a girl who once turned you down is to starve her of the attention you once showered on her!
It works 75% of the time.

Not when she's getting the attention from someone else.

tohyorsih:

i've been here for almost three years

If you can speak the standard mandarin within that period of time you have been there, that means you are learning quite fast.


Can you read those Chinese characters behind you on the wall?

tohyorsih:

yes but i'm not really fluent in it.

That means you must have been in China for quite a while to be able to speak that.

tohyorsih:
modified!

can you speak the standard mandarin?

tohyorsih:
food for three people

what is the food called?

If this is true, the player should just take his wife to a cliff and drop her from there.

Ilamina:


My life is already ruined

You are in a mental cage. Your thinking revolves around a small circle filled with negativity. How can you say your life is ruined. Is it because you couldn't graduate from university? Have you not seen or heard of people who dropped out of school and still made it.