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(in 2face's voice) my guy na your eye e go shappen becos e be like say e don dey happen. hehehehe. only in Naija

These broke-ass niggaz be talking plenty but they pockets is empty/sleeping and dreaming of boogaties and bentleys/naa nigga hope you ain't talking to me/cos l'm illmathic and l'ma kill you innevitably/lyrically me I'm notorious like biggy/ haven't even paid your rent how the Bleep you gon be writing checks/

I'm financially buoyant mara of fact l'm tryinna reinvest/niggaz don't try me or l'm gonna be vexed/and like zinedine zidane l'ma give it to you right in your chest/l gat three eyes nigga l kno you don't kno what that means/while the two is closed the third is watching over me/l ain't no cultist but my crew can make your ass bleed/leave you deceased while I go scot free/

I ain't ramson noah but my presence still make bitches cum/don't trust no mudafuker that's why I sleep with my gun/l'm the boss so y'all niggaz better show me respect/l'll be watching in HD while I take afew hours rest
biaaatch!

Interesting. I love sky fall, Daniel Craig really nailed it. It's sad that old iron lady had to die.

nairalandmaster:
nice one op. keep it up.

You here again. How come you always back and hail every written rubbish, including this one?

God comes in different forms but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't acknowledge and appreciate those whom God used to help you. Or maybe this is one of those media-hyped stories again.

First of all I believe introduction is NECESS-ARY
I hail from the south south so y'all niggaz better LISTEN
I gat dead homies lying in the CEMENT-ARY
Some niggaz can't stand bitches so they end up in the SEMIN-ARY
Fellas trying to make it by any meeeans, that's so UNNECESS-ARY
Slow motion is way better than no MOTION
Your strings get so flinged like you're in LOCOMOTION
and your wisdom get missing like in a deep OCEAN
you can't CONCENTRATE
gadamn it you're losing WEIGHT, WAIT, your fiance just went out with another nigga on a DATE!
the best things in life are free, they SAID
so Lord help me while l'm forging AHEAD
l hate poverty but I adon wanna be DEAD
there's so much more to me than being COMPARED
l believe I'm BLESSED

Rilwayne001:
Haha, this donkunu-eating Ghanaian got real jokes. Only in your dream will a Ghanaian be richer than a Nigerian.
Meanwhile, when are you guys paying the $181m gas debt you owed Nigeria?

Hahahahaha! make una take am easy with the op na shu. I believe the dreamer just wanted to hype his country's name online and obviously he got the attention he wanted.

Tinyemeka:
LOL. But her dad didn't pay any tuition fees all through her schooling na!

That one no concern Ibo man o

That's good. The father will be like ``that's my daughter''. She's Ibo right? good. Her bride prize just doubled, so prospective suitors, beware

lol

Apologies.......not accepted. After all that reggae, you want to start playing the blues now abi? Nansense!

I don't mean to be rude but this is crazy. Jeeez, what type of madness is this. Madam, you're delusional to think that he'll ever divorce his wife for ur sake. You divorced your own husband because of a man who is already married with two kids and you expect to live happily ever after. It's either you are possessed or the law of karma has caught up with you. Either way, you need deliverance.

That sounds cool! taking social networking to another level. Hey, is it working already, cos I want to jump in?

Clinton207:
maybe.

hehehehe. gotcha!

Clinton207:
I catch you!

Na u b dat?

Well first of all, he has already lost the vote of every muslim in America. Secondly he should double the security in all his mansions because courtsy of this speech, anything can go off at anytime. (I didn't mention anything bomb)

Haven't we Nigerians learnt anything yet? Strenght does not come only from using physical or verbal means to attack one another but in using our brain through diplomatic means in getting what we want. Ibos wants to be independent, let them go about it the right way and not with spreading violence. After all, Ghana, Cameroon and some other neighbouring countries were once part of us, but after they left, we remain friends uptil today. But like I always say, Biafra should blot the Niger Delta out of their map. This is not 1967, this is 2015, a lot has changed.

Ebudoxxy:
Thunder will fire anybody that calls my baby a male

Hahahahahaha!

Breaking news! a man shot himself and ran away

I'm still proud of naija my country and by the grace of God, we will get there

Na so

Izorite

serious

Still on the matter

I don't believe so

As far as I'm concerned, she is not worth the crown. Anyway, model is another name for prostitutes.

It is not an easy something to be a leader of a nation. You hardly have time to sleep, even at night, so...

Na so, we are all doing God's work

Ok na. Where is 2baba and his younger self? Moreover they all look like art paintings to me.

Why not wait for proper confermation before spreading the news? journalists sef

And so?

Not new, come to benin and I'll show you some that I know