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Christianity EtcRe: If U're Too Big For This Prayer Then Ignore It by oviedeking(op): 5:19pm On Nov 19, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
That casket is more comfortable than your bed. Try it.
Try what God forbid tongue
FoodRe: 4 Worst Foods To Eat Before Bedtime by oviedeking(op): 5:16pm On Nov 19, 2014
briantext:
In Nigeria!?
Yes
PoliticsRe: What Do You Have To Say To This? Racism Will Never End As Long : by oviedeking(op): 5:11pm On Nov 19, 2014
oviedeking:
http://www.Nairasky.ML


Racism will never end as long :

1: As white cars r still using black tires...

2: As long as we wash white clothes first den oda colors lata...

3: If pple use black to symbolize bad luck n white for peace

4: If pple still wear white clothes to weddings n black clothes to funeral

5: As long as those who don't pay thr bills r blacklisted n nt even white listed

6: Even wen playing snooker, u haven't own until u sink d black ball n d white ball must remain on d table...

Bt I don't care , so long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my Ass, I'm still fine smiley


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RomanceRe: What Can U Learn From Dis? Warri Bible Is Out. Grab Ur Copy Now! by oviedeking(op): 5:08pm On Nov 19, 2014
iceberylin:
męђђђђŋŋŋŋ ţђįş şţųƒƒ ƒųŋŋy węllā.. grin


ām gęţţįŋg ţђę ƒųll vęŗşoŋ wędā dęvįl lįķę ām oŗ ŋoţ... grin
Hurry
SportsAfrica Cup of Nations-Qualification:Goals Update Check regularly Sav ur MB Nov19 by oviedeking(op):
full time score Ivory Coast 0 - 0 Cameroon

full time score DR Congo 2 - 1 Sierra Leone

(Second Half)
Ghana 2 - 1 Togo

Name of scorer


25' Abdul Maje... 1 - 0
28' Wakaso Mu... 2 - 0

(Second Half)
Guinea 1 - 0 Uganda

Name of scorer

23' Ibrahima... 1 - 0

(Second half)
Mali 2 - 0 Algeria

Name of scorer

29' Seydou K...1 - 0
(pen.)
52' Mustapha Y... 2 - 0

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Music/RadioRe: Naija Hip/hop Music Nd Naija Gospel Music Here Now by oviedeking(op): 4:17pm On Nov 19, 2014
Christianity EtcRe: If U're Too Big For This Prayer Then Ignore It by oviedeking(op): 4:10pm On Nov 19, 2014
justaqad:
Mstcheeeew
amen will not save you from death.
Be prepared for death do not scared of death.
Kindness makes you human
Believe faith can save u from early death
PoliticsRe: What Do You Have To Say To This? Racism Will Never End As Long : by oviedeking(op): 3:25pm On Nov 19, 2014
grin
lonelydora:
Nice piece.
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking(op): 3:22pm On Nov 19, 2014
Cashio:
i laff so tey i begin tink say i don mad
me 2 grin
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Mum Left You And Your Dad When U Were Just 8months Old by oviedeking(op): 3:18pm On Nov 19, 2014
aristocrazzy:
Imagine you never posted this sh*t.
grin
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Mum Left You And Your Dad When U Were Just 8months Old by oviedeking(op): 3:16pm On Nov 19, 2014
ERCROSS:
It's so simple...

I jst go to the next shop to get another bed which will be delivered within the next minute..

And I'll admit the both of them..
You gat only 1 option their
FamilyRe: Describe Your MOM With One Word My Mum Is ________??? by oviedeking: 4:57am On Nov 19, 2014
uwa1:
My mom is d best
me 2
Christianity EtcRe: Now Pick Any Wish U Want God 2 Bless U With This Remaning 2014 Ember Month by oviedeking: 4:53am On Nov 19, 2014
king32:
cheesy all of the above Amen
me too
SportsRe: Arsenal ? - ? Manchester United On November 22 : What Is Your Prediction? by oviedeking: 4:44am On Nov 19, 2014
Goal Goal Goal
RomanceRe: Imagine Your Mum Left You And Your Dad When U Were Just 8months Old by oviedeking(op): 4:17am On Nov 19, 2014
grin hmmm
CelebritiesRe: Psychologists Say People Born In These Following Months by oviedeking(op): 4:13am On Nov 19, 2014
Kunleskey:
Am i really romantic and curious? Well i will ask my gf..
Cool
Christianity EtcRe: If U're Too Big For This Prayer Then Ignore It by oviedeking(op): 4:09am On Nov 19, 2014
Spicylate:
amen
Amen
FoodRe: 4 Worst Foods To Eat Before Bedtime by oviedeking(op): 4:03am On Nov 19, 2014
cheesy ya
PoliticsRe: What Do You Have To Say To This? Racism Will Never End As Long : by oviedeking(op): 4:00am On Nov 19, 2014
grin
RomanceRe: What Can U Learn From Dis? Warri Bible Is Out. Grab Ur Copy Now! by oviedeking(op): 3:59am On Nov 19, 2014
Jokes EtcRe: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking(op): 3:57am On Nov 19, 2014
Mickchillz:
grin i liked it.. grin
Ya u should
Jokes EtcJoke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking(op):
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544348282346860


Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he
innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on
your head

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and
your family.

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in
the eternal jail of success

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family

Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the
Blessings.

Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings
jam and crush you and your family.

Pastor: (No reply)

Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members.

Pastor: (No reply)

Akpos: May the sea of miracles drown you and your
family members in Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these
prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

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RomanceRe: What Can U Learn From Dis? Warri Bible Is Out. Grab Ur Copy Now! by oviedeking(op): 9:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
prewtyjulie:
Am not against d bible bein translated 2diffrnt language bt i jst hope u ppl dnt mock God in d process
Ya you are right No mocking pls!
RomanceWhat Can U Learn From Dis? Warri Bible Is Out. Grab Ur Copy Now! by oviedeking(op): 8:48pm On Nov 17, 2014
http://www.Nairasky.ML



What can u learn from dis? WARRI BIBLE IS OUT. GRAB UR COPY NOW! Simple version:!!


ENGLISH: as it is written in d Bible
WARRI: As dem yan 4 Bible!

ENGLISH: Jesus entered d boat with his disciples
WARRI: bros j enter canoe wiv him padi dem

ENGLISH: as d boat was sailing, thr was a great storm
WARRI: as d canoe deh move, naim yawa cum gas

ENGLISH: the storm was so great dat it was like a whirlwind
WARRI: as d yawa deh gas, naim kassala bust join am

ENGLISH: d disciples became afraid dat deh shouted Master! Master!!
WARRI: naim liver fail him padi dem, naim dem begin hala, Master! Master!!

ENGLISH: Jesus got up n calmed d wind
WARRI: na so bro j cum arrange d mata

ENGLISH: He turned to his disciples an said, oh ye wiv lil faith
WARRI: naim bros j look him guys dem cum shake him head, Kon provoke.., "O BOI UNA FALL MA HAND OO!!

ENGLISH: the disciples rp n said wat manner of man is dis
WARRI: him padi kon hala "SHOO! Bros j, which levels nah, U B WINSH?

*rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl* *rotfl*
Go get d full version now


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PoliticsWhat Do You Have To Say To This? Racism Will Never End As Long : by oviedeking(op):
[url=swianyo.uk.ht]VIEW IN A ADVANCE WAY HERE[/url] BY NAIRALAND TV

Racism will never end as long :

1: As white cars r still using black tires...

2: As long as we wash white clothes first den oda colors lata...

3: If pple use black to symbolize bad luck n white for peace

4: If pple still wear white clothes to weddings n black clothes to funeral

5: As long as those who don't pay thr bills r blacklisted n nt even white listed

6: Even wen playing snooker, u haven't own until u sink d black ball n d white ball must remain on d table...

Bt I don't care , so long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my Ass, I'm still fine smiley


http://www.swianyo.uk.ht
CelebritiesRe: Psychologists Say People Born In These Following Months by oviedeking(op): 1:29pm On Nov 17, 2014
kennygee:
I see my month there and it is totally true what they said.
Things like what?
Food4 Worst Foods To Eat Before Bedtime by oviedeking(op):
It’s bedtime and you are feeling hungry so what
should you eat? We often reach for the wrong
bedtime snacks and think they are absolutely
healthy, but then have trouble falling asleep
without knowing the reason. Believe it or not,
what you eat before going to bed can greatly affect
your sleep quality. It’s difficult to go to bed when
you are starving and there’s no shame in having a
snack right before hitting the sack, but you should
make healthy choices and avoid overeating. Your
bedtime snack choice should be under 200
calories and it shouldn’t contain caffeine. Read on
to discover some of the worst foods to eat before
bedtime and make sure you avoid eating these
things at all costs. Otherwise, you can gain
undesirable body fat, disrupt your sleep and
jeopardize your health.


https://cdn2.amerikanki.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Worst-Foods-to-Eat-Before-Bedtime-.jpghttps://cdn2.amerikanki.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Cereal1.jpg
https://cdn2.amerikanki.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Celery1.jpghttps://cdn2.amerikanki.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Pastries-and-sweets1.jpghttps://cdn2.amerikanki.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Pasta1.jpg



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Christianity EtcIf U're Too Big For This Prayer Then Ignore It by oviedeking(op): 7:16am On Nov 17, 2014
IF U'RE TOO BIG FOR THIS PRAYER THEN IGNORE IT
The most beautiful and expensive casket will not be
your benefit and reward this year.
As many fingers that type amen will escape this
casket this year!!!
SHARE WITH FRIENDS ALSO TO CLAIM THIS PRAYER!!

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