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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Predicted And Cancelled A Bird Induced Plane Crash About 1 by OwoukoUrua(m): 5:29pm On Nov 15, 2024

kettykin:
Jesus, may anyone that deliberately treats your word with trivialty become a victim of the same word. If the word spoken by the man of God is true and from you, may all those who oppose your word fall by the word.

Shut up!

Family › Re: Married Women, What's Your Biggest Regret About Marriage? by OwoukoUrua(m): 4:47pm On Nov 15, 2024

Pacesetter123:
So you are a woman?

What gives you the impression that I'm a woman?

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Family › Re: You Should know these by age 40 by OwoukoUrua(m): 11:51am On Nov 15, 2024

40 is too late

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Romance › Re: My Room Mate Telling My Girlfriend To Sweep The Room by OwoukoUrua(m): 8:53am On Nov 15, 2024

You're SIMPly a mumu man

Next time she visits when you're not around, he'll ask her to open her legs for him

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Romance › Re: How To Keep Her Intrigued: The Push-pull Technique Every Guy Needs To Know by OwoukoUrua(m): 7:58am On Nov 15, 2024

All these on top toto? huh

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Family › Re: Married Women, What's Your Biggest Regret About Marriage? by OwoukoUrua(m): 7:57am On Nov 15, 2024

Those ones that always get fatter after marriage?

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Car Talk › Re: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by OwoukoUrua(m): 7:56am On Nov 15, 2024

illicit:
LoL
Why didn't you sell d car and use d money to drink with ur friends

🤭

Use some carry ashawo, use some gamble, use some buy drugs grin

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Crime › Re: She Didn’t Push Back; Does That Not Mean Consent? by OwoukoUrua(m): 7:53am On Nov 15, 2024

This one concern sweet talkers

As for me, I'll explicitly tell you to come over let's have sex.
Coming over = consent

QED

Crime › Re: Man Jailed For More Than 3 Years For Loading Illegal Streaming Services On TV by OwoukoUrua(m): 10:21pm On Nov 14, 2024

LOL 😂

As long as I'm in Nigeria, I no dey pay shi-shi for any yeye subscription

Something wey I go still use data stream

Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Police Trap 4,000 Migrant Miners Underground Without Food & Water - PICTURES by OwoukoUrua(m): 10:15pm On Nov 14, 2024

Nigerians live rent free in this OP's head

Health › Re: Top 20 Largest Pharmaceutical Companies By Revenue by OwoukoUrua(m): 7:15pm On Nov 14, 2024

What about Dr. Ikwedo Koko Cleanser? grin

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Family › Re: The Part Men Don't Talk About by OwoukoUrua(m): 6:43pm On Nov 14, 2024

NOETHNICITY:
I wouldn’t have sent them the money

I would have simply told my son that I have enough food in my house for him, and that he should tell his mom to bring him back

God bless you sir

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Politics › Re: Politicians Couldn't Influence Him,Wike Mentions Judge He Has Utmost Respect For by OwoukoUrua(m): 10:58pm On Nov 13, 2024

So you guys do bribe judges shocked

Education › Re: FG Suspends 13 FGC Enugu Students For 6 Months For Bullying And Assault by OwoukoUrua(m): 2:27pm On Nov 13, 2024

Upcoming cultists

6 months suspension so they can come back and continue from where they stopped

Christianity Etc › Re: Paul Enenche Confirms Adeboye's Story On Tithing (Video) by OwoukoUrua(m): 2:06pm On Nov 13, 2024

ultim:
Your point?

He has no point

Christianity Etc › Re: Paul Enenche Confirms Adeboye's Story On Tithing (Video) by OwoukoUrua(m): 1:46pm On Nov 13, 2024

As properly stated in the headline, it is just a "story".
What yahoo boys call "format".

Religion is equivalent to the mafia, drug cartels, etc.

All are crime organisation.

Celebrities › Re: Give Me A Girl - Yul Edochie Tells Judy Austin by OwoukoUrua(m): 1:24pm On Nov 13, 2024

A SIMPle man doing SIMPle things grin

His SIMPle brothers are here convulsing on the thread

Politics › Re: Tinubu A CIA Asset, Why Is He Still The President? by OwoukoUrua(m): 9:48am On Nov 13, 2024

Anither563:
He is not just the President of Nigeria, he is also the President of the ~~Intelligence~~ Non-Intelligent Community of West Africa.
May God bless Nigeria for ever!

Politics › Re: Real Reason I Can’t Form A Coalition With Peter Obi, Says Sowore by OwoukoUrua(m): 9:33am On Nov 13, 2024

Truly, Nigerians deserve the leaders they get.

Most of the comments here have proven that.

Travel › Re: Truck Chased By Soldiers Crush Lawyer, Two Others To Death In Akwa Ibom by OwoukoUrua(m): 9:13am On Nov 13, 2024

lordknows123:
If this happened in the UK, the soldiers would be arrested and charged with manslaughter, potentially facing many years in prison for it.
But naija na lawless country

Really?

You really sound like a law-abiding citizen

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Family › Re: Gen-Z Mother Of Twins Breaks Down In Tears As She Grows Tired Of Motherhood by OwoukoUrua(m): 10:42pm On Nov 12, 2024

Just a thot looking for clients

Sports › Re: Real Madrid Player Retires From Football At Age 19 by OwoukoUrua(m): 10:18pm On Nov 12, 2024

Inside life

Romance › Re: Why Are Many Christians So Wicked? by OwoukoUrua(m): 10:16pm On Nov 12, 2024

I have a roommate who was born from an illegitimate love affair.

The mother hates him for the mistakes that she made, claiming that his father deceived her.

But she is now a "prophetess" that owns a church.

She's well to do, living fat from the proceeds of her ~~church~~ business .
She has other children that she takes good care of but can't forgive my roommate for whatever wrong she feels he's done to her. I mean, this woman values her dogs more than her firstborn.

In summary, we have someone who claims to be a "Christian" and a "prophetess" but has so much hate and malice towards her own child.

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Business › Re: Jumia Sells ‘new’ N491,700 Laptop With Scratches, Expired Warranty -FIJ by OwoukoUrua(m): 9:58pm On Nov 12, 2024

Well, I shop regularly on Jumia

But there are some products that I won't advise anyone to buy from Jumia

Politics › Re: Video:Teach Your Muslim Kids How To Fight With Guns And Knives—Muslim Cleric by OwoukoUrua(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2024

danvon:
To be fair he said nothing wrong

There are no civilians in Islam, Prophet Mohammad did not die on a cross, he fought to the end.

Christianity is a disease, "love your enemies - turn the other cheek - do not judge" very unpractical religion.

Christianity is a slave religion, Islam is a warrior religion.

Islam will do lots of good for Southern Nigeria especially the South East.

To be fair, there's no iota of sense in you

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Politics › Re: Five Incredible Things You Probably Don't Know About Equatorial Guinea by OwoukoUrua(m): 1:51pm On Nov 12, 2024

A lot of problems can be solved with a well delivered bullet to the head.

Seems the people there are just dumb cowards

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Politics › Re: Abia Declares Free Education; To Prosecute Defaulting Parents, Guardians by OwoukoUrua(m): 1:41pm On Nov 12, 2024

Nice move

But why not make it till SS3 at once?

At least one can be employed with SSCE

Education › Re: Nigerian Youtuber Shocked By SA's Gutters vs Those In Nigeria - PICTURES by OwoukoUrua(m): 7:36am On Nov 12, 2024

I've never seen someone as paranoid and jobless as this OP

Tweh!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Baltasar Engonga: The Untold Story Of Equatorial Guinea’s Sex Tape Leak by OwoukoUrua(m): 12:13am On Nov 12, 2024

Versal:
Black man, leave this guy alone.

All the sex and recordings were consensual.

Prosecute him for the crime of theft.

Monkeys, shove your sentiment down your throats.

I hope you are a white man cos if you're not, then you're very stupid

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Crime › Re: Suspected Maize Thief Stabs Woman To Death In Adamawa by OwoukoUrua(m): 8:51pm On Nov 11, 2024

CodeTemplarr:
Naîjacovêr hardly uncovers the nakedňess of certain naija region.
Be calling yourself one thing but end up doing another thing you hear?

💩💩🤡

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