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Helenqollinz: Okay,who don start 2 shop,cuz i get plans 4 dat person o.Pablo luv,guy na wa u o,u just leave d house lyk dat wifout ehm...Hope u kajad?

Good morning guys, op u all had a smooth night rest?

@helenqollinz what kinda plans do u ve for person wen don start shopping, just curious?

TUL... STILL GUNNER

GOOD EVENING ALL!!

fuckluv: Oya leggo
Legs scattered, hands go dey dangle everywhere, ur head go dey shaky shaky while ur bombom no go stay in one place
Happy dancing!

am definitely coming back to tell u how it went wen return...

U rock

hopeyemmy: Thank God for journey mercy.

If you are taking a mosquito treated net to camp, you are definitely against our campaign. Y'feel me?

lol i don already log on to www.notreatedmosquito.net

alryt guyz got to go now. Will be back hauz... Hv fun while it last

futbal time........... Its all abt d gunners

signing out

hopeyemmy: I gada dey bruh. U don return to base?

Btw, are you for or against #TeamNoMosquitoNet?

Bross pls explain ur for or against. I just touched down all the while ve been on road trip.

fuckluv: Aiit *dancing skelewu*

Rili? Teach us dis skelewu dance na abeg

hopeyemmy: Yea, I know... just tryna tell him other available options.

Oh... Aiit no qualms. How ur end na bross?

hopeyemmy: Redeployment is another option. I learned those that are posted to Borno automatically get redeployed to their state of choice, after leaving their camp in Benue. You can explore this option.

Matter wen concern nysc n posting n redeployment is better to runs it n get wat u need

hopeyemmy: I think from now on, one must add #sarcasm when making a sarcastic post.

Hehehehehe

babasanti: Iv just called the lady working my service and she said I can't serve in rivers state cus am from rivers and I schooled there. Am so devastated now because I'm working here in ph and I want to deploy as a cooper to where I work.she gave me neighbouring bayelsa as an option

Bross its not hard its either u get anoda runs person or u seek a medical report from the uniport teaching hospital so that if ur runs doesnt click, u seek redeployment from d camp u were posted to.

Note: seek medical report for ailment that can't be checked n concfirmed by camp medical crew

Good luck...

Palacedaughter: U wish! For yo mind! That's reserved mhen... No go dere. Caaaaaaaaaammmmmp come quickly jhoor!

***SMILES***

ruffneck: Are u serious or u r jst being sarcastic?

LOL

omoteamac: wat wat tari caused...wat babies feed on...dat guy na cnfam omo ita

Lol... Watin I cause pls tell so i can make ammends... BTW, watin be omo ita cos i nor undastand

Toyde: u mean Adam and Eve?

Lol badt guyzes. But eve nor de watin i reason so dunt get too comfortable brov

omoteamac: my oga at d top...wher u go lyk serv?

Dunno yet, but would prefer down south..

Toyde: what babies feed on?......hahahahaaaahaaa, lwkmd.

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) see Adam oh

May God help me today, antroid ran down.. BB up

Palacedaughter: u go pal with garri by force. I dont have money to waste on any kid. After all the money I spent on your schooling. What do you even want me to buy for you sef? Golden morn?? I trust in no fe come out for ya mouth.

Hahaha i dont do golden morn n d likes oh! Package me with noodles, den u'll see all of my teeth like dis:

But since u r babying me, i will only prefer what babies feed on

ruffneck: Pls does anyone know if NYSC issues mosquito nets to corpers in camp?
Maybe I need to buy 1

Yea oh de do bross. Infact u dont need to take anything to camp just go with only ur credentials NYSC will take care of the rest because when u r issued call up letter, u will authomatically become a child to the Federal Government of Nigeria

Govt will take care of u

Palacedaughter: ahahahhahahahahahhaha. U wan freak me out be that. Well No p my papa dey work for Chevron... And my mama na secretary for central bank. In fact my sister ehn na in own the biggest shoppn complex 4 Nigeria. So u see say u go dey good hands. No dull am o. U go drink garri, ya head go burst.

Hahahaha. Me n garri nor be friends oh! So u want make i come de load body with garri den d day dem go come de sing up up Jesus, down down satan.. If i cum de sing n demonstrate down down satan na garri go come de troway comot frm my mouth, nostrils, ears and even eyes sef. See i na so make u change ur parade oh!

Palacedaughter: No be child's play na. See the other tins wey I go still buy fa. Accommodation n ko. My convo too is coming soon. Anyway no qualms, I go play 'cash madam'. Watch out! *laughing*

Cash madam!!! Now u r talking. Is like me go like serve same camp with u ooo, abi hw u see am? Nor worry my side go still tight because i register with olidara n na me de collect for november

Palacedaughter: that 10,000naira has made my heart skip a beat sha o.

U r joking ryt? Nor go form akamu girl go camp oh, odawise u fit come de see ur fellow camp mates as celebrity... Load ur wallet

mcdonald123: yea same here....omor na 2 dyy reason d 5th day of november....dat skul aint holding boyz bak..we ar going

Sure

mcdonald123: broderly.....electrical.....watz up....u don check ur name?

Did dat yesterday, u?

Palacedaughter: seriously...ahaahhahahahahhaha. I'm loving this

Yes oh.

mcdonald123: any Ekp(AAU) fella in da house.....oya na..

Broda u got one AAUite here mahn whats d update here mech engineering 13-2
What abt u bro

Loonyy: Abeg Wetin dey sup 4 here, ma people me just need info on d basic fins to acquire via d nov 5th Waka

15 yards of white wrapper
2 clay pots
7 aligator pepper
A white hen
10 cola nuts
A keg of palm wine
With the sum of #10,000

My broda with all dese items u r good to go

saintalone: Aye capt'n!

Yesszz Bawz!!! What d do?

[quote author=aibee01][/quote]U R FORGIVEN. Oya introduce urself

1. Name......

2a. institution........

b. course of study....

3. Where u wished to serve......

4. Discuss briefly how you intend spending ur first alawi

Attempt all question as they carry equal marks

Good luck.

omoteamac: CNFAM!!!AKWA IBOM AYAYA OO

BT DEM TOK SAY WITSCHES PLENTY 4 DAT SIDE OOO...

Huh?

saintalone: Lolz...TThe shIP no get right to sail without all crew members on deck .No one shall be left out

Am d capt here on board dis ship. So no worries brethen... Let all hands be on deck

saintalone: Immanuel, j_slimz, legend, beauty, sammy, papi and the rest of the successful peeps.... Its the Lord's doing... Congrats u all...

Its the LORD's doing truly and it is marvelous in our sight...

rita johnson: I been wan faint bt my friend catch me. LOL

Better. BTW, i was that friend that caught u, can u still remember?

Good morning world!!!

[quote author=j-slimz]Thank you very much. Help me thank God too.[/quote]Sure