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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Buys Her Mother A Car, 2016 Acura MDX by paradigmshift(m): 11:06pm On Dec 02, 2016
lereinter:
after u idiot
Na so u dey fear death. so your vex dey know say die dey ? lmao
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Buys Her Mother A Car, 2016 Acura MDX by paradigmshift(m): 8:53pm On Dec 02, 2016
lereinter:
omo ode when i tell u i dey vex
go vex kill yourself
Romance › Re: Guy Borrows N300k From Different People To Take Girlfriend Shopping by paradigmshift(m): 6:02pm On Dec 02, 2016
Na my babe dey shop for me..steady
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 9:15am On Dec 02, 2016
WesBreezy:
look at how you been derailed by that inactive sense of yours .. Just wandering with your thoughts without direction .. Why wont you check on the antelopes?they your relatives jerk. You should ask your father how your friends went missing .. As usual hunger plight hitting your family caused et! Your stupidity has no break point .. You just keep growing more stupid err'day.. A bastard has like your self has no say in the human society so whatever pointless comment you make you irrelevance to nature has been ascertained.
eeeya very sorry ,you are so in love with my punchlines DT you added to it. haha..beware of copy right .. i can tell you are short of words because you have been recycling your words and you don't know where you heading next. i told you earlier that you exchanged your brain for cheap data and u see the outcome. look at what your wrote " A bastard has like yourself " wtf gerrarahere .you can be very fast in using the modifying option as you always do. you can't contain me no more and your shit is falling off your ass .do you even have a family? am not sure because you for use dem do ritual because you blaming everybody for your failure. we okay right here and no fuking recession in my hood but recession dn wear you so tey Na another man matter u carry for head n d dead man no even know u..I told u before , if you see me one on one for one side you go respect me.. man up and stop being a fake ass nigga. good morning ,food is ready. come flex o.hope u dey make money... hehehe
Romance › Re: The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend's Phone by paradigmshift(m): 10:55pm On Dec 01, 2016
rawpadgin:
u want make i school u?
abeg school or send me private messages.. school is school
Romance › Re: The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend's Phone by paradigmshift(m): 10:50pm On Dec 01, 2016
rawpadgin:
she can't be tired

I am taking care of 80% of her financial situations

I am fun to be with & i am extremely good in bed
oga na which 4mula u dey use for bed now....
Romance › Re: The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend's Phone by paradigmshift(m):
I dey check once in a while wen she dey unexpected ,but she dey check mine all d time n she dey set her desired password lol. I don't see anything bad in it bro but as a guy and you know say your babe fine or dey bam, men must disturb now, even she no giv out number, men must find her number see.my babe dey pick all d call for my present give me some make I answer self lol , be free wit her n no dey monitor her like monitoring lizard , na she go dread u sef .my babe can call 40 times a day n if you miss one call wahala dn start lol, one of my guy say d way dis babe dey call, you dey owe her money lol?.if all dose her client send recharge card, she go load all for my phone subscribe me lol. if i see anything yeye for my babe fone or any crazy tin, Na she go first tell me, devil punish heart attack. Na love kill my neighbor so I can't be a victim. open your radar and scan for d next babe if you no trust her cos of heart break. I lv my babe, we cool , we understand ourselves like say we b twins n if we go out at times, we go disguise like broda n sister lol and we dey bad gang. kinda fun when you meet your type . op as for that girl, u suppose smart now, we know babe wey dey match line...aiit
Crime › Re: "Man Attacked In The Presence Of Policemen In Edo". Photos by paradigmshift(m): 5:43pm On Dec 01, 2016
Life4Varnity:
Na there make u dey mak u dey find proof

Shay u see prove say seun egbegbe enter shop go thief phone ? Na phone carton we see for him hand.
U dey for naija dey find proof
Proof ko evidence ni
best response
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 4:07pm On Dec 01, 2016
WesBreezy:
your brain still dey slow motion .. You crawl with your thoughts .. No single wisdom in your lineage .. A family of animals .. Dumb castes. Useless entities .. See this mumu that your supposed animal mother reached menopause before she married your orangutan father. You are a crowned bastard ..
lmao contradiction on point. your case is worse than mine , your father was a hardened criminal that was use and dumped by the slaves Master ,ur fada raped a young witch (ur moda) not knowing she will end up giving birth to you . do the mathematics, a witch having a son for a thief . what will be the end product , the end product is you ..don't blame your enemies for lack of wisdom, you are the enemy to yourself n odas. simple solution, shoot yourself in the brain...
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 3:51pm On Dec 01, 2016
WesBreezy:
ofcos' i feed you and your family at the zoo just to save your miserable orangutan lineage from going extinction due to hunger plight.
respect is reciprocal .. That applies to humans ..animals like your family deserve no respect you should be treated like the animals that you are. I'm a scarecrow that deceives null skulled animals like your ugly self ..
I feel your pain bro, I can still be of help if you can remove the veil of stupidity from your face and DM me. have taken shots so many times but all you do is change lane lol. for once you agree your are a scarecrow and also your family is synonymous with the zoo. clap for yourself bnaira gateman ,hope you enjoying the gate post and your new uniform. how can your zoo family go on extinction when Obasanjo and the likes are donating animals to the zoo but my fear is that you should not end up eating the animals because of recession because the last time I checked the antelopes were not complete lol.... how u dey ? shey u dn chop today..gd pm
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 7:12am On Dec 01, 2016
WesBreezy:
see this goat claiming he was smart .. Dullard! Oya, tell whoever sent you(Your dumb mother) that you failed miserably. Ordinary cucumber stroking houseboy.Don't you usually shove it up your asshole?Then you come here to rant like a hornbill.Go get your leaking sh*t hole sawn up before you come spilling sh*t on the thread.Get off my celli racoon!]see the mumu saying the word fu(k is abusive .. Ode and he said et .. Now you see why i tell you say your brain dey coma for life. Go read more about evolution to know your roots more .. Animal .. To the zoo you belong. Back to the top atleast i have data. Your father doesn't even have any sense not to talk of trading et .. All he had in that dumb head of his was garbage and trust me he had no choice other than pass et to the garbage collector,his so called bastard. Your brain is a collection of garbage,a refuse dump. So mo'Fu(ka i cant dumb down to your level .. If you don't get spend your miserable life pondering pon this. Suckka
hahahaha riffraff always going off the point because you have nothing to offer. well I know your age now but I will not blame your parents for your stupidity or being a coward Even though they contributed a bit lol. your are very familiar with the zoo ,did you escape from the zoo? am sure your parents are working in the zoo or most of your family members , you will be very good in feeding those antelopes or monkeys because you look alike. read all you wrote and you see you off the point big time.you can't use the word fu-k here on Nairaland, if you write in full, it will auto change to bleep when you post ,so you try it yourself and see you are the one standing with one leg. claiming to be a niga on Nairaland lol, keyboard gangster but you go respect me when you see me for real life. bnaira or bkobo no even know u, u dey here dey masturbate on e head, go get a life scarecrow. hope you dn chop this morning, good morning oya come chop make your head straight lol
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 4:10pm On Nov 30, 2016
WesBreezy:
you see how retarded your brain is .. When did i say 45 ? .. You need a vet. To check you animal. The idiot that has no income wants to promise another job.. And the idiot said go Bleep yourself.. Just as your orangutan mother did before she found a miserable being to give birth to an idiot like you !
how manage did you even pass your waec lol? exam malpractice lineage spotted. your father was supposed to pass some common sense to you now or you traded your common sense for data ?? leme break it down for you since your brain can't hold water, you made mention of how your father was among the slave Masters and how e auctioned his other children for palm oil but you were rejected because u re worthless , your age during that era when calculated should be 49 now or something lol but you said you were 18 , so I played you and you gave me your real Age, won't be surprised to deny tomorrow but thanks to modify option, u can always modify lol. as for bleep, using the word fu*ck is an abusive word here on Nairaland, automatically it will change to bleep. don't be surprised, you can give it a try. There's no way I can give you a job lol because you are working for bnaira or bkobo as a body guard, so keep your affidavit of age declaration to yourself.. food is ready, come chop ,see as I dey call u to eat cos recession affect your brain too since you put another man mtter for head..midle finger
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 1:35pm On Nov 30, 2016
WesBreezy:
nna wisdom eludes you .. Etz no new thing that animals behave the you and your people do. You don't think,I'm 18 and i know more than you'd ever know .. Animals don't give birth in the hospital Na so you should know where your roots are. So foolishly,they embraced stupidity. If you don't know you are the last caste of your lineage.with stupidity you cant live furthermore. Stay away from humans . Ode
hahaha you declaring different ages , [sub][/sub]


alien roaming on earth looking for whom to devour. this is your Waterloo. by the way why are you declaring so many age, from 45-18 , very soon you go upload affidavit, I never promised you a job bro so stay with your real age or you no know when them born you. alien gat no age I forgot. you wey dey born for person backyard. go Bleep yourself bro. aiit good afternoon
Celebrities › Re: Falz And Simi Goofing Around With 2face Idibia [PICS] by paradigmshift(m): 8:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
ileogbenfidel:
This Falz and simi na music bring them together abi na prIck and toto matter?
you don play their chemistry ep finish? dem no go fuk because dem wan entertain u
Crime › Re: Eiye & Viking Cultists Clash In AuchiPoly, Five Feared Dead by paradigmshift(m): 8:26pm On Nov 29, 2016
ultimateyankee:
Big lie ok they should just accept the lose I'm from Auchi Viking are leading the way don't let anybody lie to you
lol I called 3 guys oga n I don't find joy in what dey doing. the hnd guys just round up and they live in my house during holidays in benin and none of em are cultists even though they are bad ass . aye they lead so I heard from different source . Vikings can't win aye in anything even though Vikings are thorn in the flesh to aye. Vikings own those delta region to an extent , if it's that area I will agree even though aye still they mess them up . I schooled in warri but make you dissociate yourself from friends wey dy d Mara.aiit. where for auchi u dey base, I was there when the hnd guys round up.just come spoil ground..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 8:19pm On Nov 29, 2016
WesBreezy:
ask your father.. The idiot still didn't answer!
when your brain is out of sleep mode tell me..
ofete like you .. Told you go to the zoo before before you contaminate humans .. Ebola infested animal. Even if you dumb headed parents didn't sell you during the slave trade,they thought et a wise investment keeping you for sale like the animal you are .. All they need is a rope with a catalog to your neck to place you on auction ..
sorry bro from your analysis, you just told me your age. you must be a father now or a graduated bachelor looking for whom to devour lol. your father auction his other children because they worth a fortune but he kept you aside out of frustration because the slave masters find you useless. your mumu dn tey wey they folow you senior man. is never too late to put your car on reverse and make your parents proud.. how your area now. I hail you
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 5:17pm On Nov 29, 2016
WesBreezy:
iriat! Thought i told you your brain was stone cold. I asked you if bnaira was 18? As cleanslated as your head is you didn't answer . You are daft and a sheer representation of misfortune,regret and a mistake to your parents .. A fool begets a fool.so i know where you got your silly archaic mindset from.
go back and read the convos and see that you are shallow minded , you can't even comprehend little words. you can pass the phone to your neighbour to help translate for you because you are suffering from brain leakage. bkobo body guard. no go find money. product of baby factory. where your brain is needed to work, it won't but it will boot itself when it comes to issues that don't worth it. good Evening, u dn chop.
Crime › Re: Eiye & Viking Cultists Clash In AuchiPoly, Five Feared Dead by paradigmshift(m): 2:50pm On Nov 29, 2016
ultimateyankee:
That must be Benin here in Auchi the war is between Viking and Aye Vicking are leading
just called my boy in auchi and he said aye is leading..

1 = aye
3= Vikings
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 2:49pm On Nov 29, 2016
WesBreezy:
if you didn't read well. "YOU BELONG TO THE ZOO". Just incase .
by the way the "masturbating on someone else 's life" for you mind you think animal play on words? Useless being .. I tell you say your brain dey COMA . A racoon is smarter than you are.. Imp see this lowlife Wey nobody know dey castigate person Wey him own name dey known. Bnaira no get money . Na your papa come get a fortune Na.. Mumu
you dey defend person wey your senior. single shame you no get and even d bkobo no even know you and you dey here they form Na my guy. lmao. my parents are doing well and am blessed bro. u no get respect for your parent abi you be product of baby factory??. keep your hustle on bro and God bless you .aiit good afternoon, shey u don chop..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 8:31am On Nov 29, 2016
WesBreezy:
nna eeh.. I never see when somebody carry stupidity with utmost pride.
your parents are proud of you,eez normal Na.
like the animal you are you should be familiar with the saying that "Monkey no fine but im mama like am".. Get off my celli nigga.
You are complete joke. Miserable gold digger . claiming itk on Nairaland but in real life u be dullard. Masturbating on some one else life.. Do something meaningful this morning and stop being a mess. Aiit
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 7:30am On Nov 29, 2016
WesBreezy:
ideeat! I know say you go still quote me .. Don't know when bnaira turned 18..
if you auditioned for your village's not got sense you go still fail.. Anu mpama.. I told you offer your self to the zoo and do your parents proud .they await you there ..
you Wey no get any shi shi dey condemn another. See how your reasoning is retarded and archaic. Mpi ! The zoo awaits your return your families are there.
read wetin u write again and no one will tell you that someone fingered your brain . how much did you auction your brain ? you and zoo are synonymous . I still wonder why you are pained lol. my parents are proud and they are Ok so focus on yours. how old are you again ??
Christianity Etc › Re: Interpretation Of Tongues Spoken In "Way Maker" By Sinach by paradigmshift(m): 5:02am On Nov 29, 2016
useless topics hitting front page.. mumu people everywhere
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 5:00am On Nov 29, 2016
WesBreezy:
idiot .. You'd should try making good investment for your family .. Go to the zoo so where your friends are so your family can get tips for the viewing of their animal they reproduced .. Trust me humans don't give birth to animals .. You are an animal .. Or you are a mixbreed .. Foolish thing .. Like say you fit be bnaira your entire life.. Your brain dey Coma if you no know!
u n bnaira = 0. how many years u take senior bnaira..be claiming don here on Nairaland.. don't go n hustle , be forming e-bodyguard lmao..contradicting yourself and am like why you pained..eeya you don't even know me bro ,very quick to type gab here lol claiming Mr intellectual but nothing to write home about..animal on uniform that's what you are. bungalow grade nothing upstairs. lmao
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:44pm On Nov 28, 2016
WesBreezy:
Shut the hell up! Dazz all
animal on uniform..bnaira spoke man. broke ass niggas...
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:32pm On Nov 28, 2016
WesBreezy:
"Bnaira no get money". You talk foolishly .. Like say your papa get any apparel.

he get,he no get.. Eez his money .. You wise you no wise eez your stoopeedeeteey
how old are u ?? y d insult and am sure being insultive runs in your lineage. we are just talking here as guys..am just trying to pair bnaira to investor n CO n DT all.. I have my money n u ve yours. so y d insult..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:10pm On Nov 28, 2016
Atiku2019:
Lol Sure Wire na based on 35% cut on most deals on cyber... cheesy I'll stop here grin
oga explain lol....
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:08pm On Nov 28, 2016
Atiku2019:
grin grin But Investor dey carry more guys along. Him get free hand Na pass Hushpuppi wink
I no understand bro...
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:07pm On Nov 28, 2016
RIZLER:
pesin wey dey drive red mercedes gle 2016 of 22.9mil no get money? undecided
car no mean sy e get money o....him just dey try follow-up. nothing too dey bro..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:05pm On Nov 28, 2016
RIZLER:
yes hushpappi men doze guys dey worry. I no know which kain format den dey use but dem dey collect bill steady
Na normal wire wire, some dey tidy alibaba and you know say alibaba money Na block and e dey tke time b4 e click. some dey do military and some better mage fit chest 1mil $ , both those guys no dey use ordinary hand dey waka o...d small thing u dey get, Use am well and don't feel intimated. b4 u go start to use blood tidy u no go know ..
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:02pm On Nov 28, 2016
Atiku2019:
Hushpuppi cool
love that guy die... him with investor bj, I no knkw who get money pass
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Remanded In Anambra Prison For $8000 Fraud by paradigmshift(m): 10:00pm On Nov 28, 2016
RIZLER:
8000 dolls shocked men na G I go do last no wonder dem aremogucci bnaira investorbj just dey cop AMG anyhow maye no fit finish for dis life God bless USA
bnaira no get money, aremogucci dey bam, investor bj dope but I love hushpuppi d most
Crime › Re: Eiye & Viking Cultists Clash In AuchiPoly, Five Feared Dead by paradigmshift(m): 7:46pm On Nov 28, 2016
ultimateyankee:
The way is between Aye and Viking not eiye
eiye nd Viking are the one fighting here in my zone. maybe dem dn crry am go auchi. that Na their headache. aye go smoke eiye any time any day.. Vikings n aye Na bloody fight but aye go fuk em sha base on one or two.... aiit

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