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Jokes Etc › Re: Play Boy by Pascalblinks(op): 8:11am On Aug 31, 2017

THE FIRST DAY I TOAST A GIRL PART 1 .
I wz drinking with my guy called ojoto,we re gisting abt so many things and we re laughing like mad people in the market square,soon one pretty damsel pass infront of us and i wz lost in her hot,beautiful and sexy body.i started moping at her like a morron.i wz tempted to talk to her but i dnt knw how to approach her in the first place. Ojoto notice my mood… OJOTO:hey igwe! Are u okay? ME:*i regain myself immediately* OJOTO:na dat babe wey pass us now,na im make u got lost abi na wat? ME:my guy i don dey fall for her but i no get the liver to talk to her oooo.s–t!my guy help me now.. OJOTO:wat do u want me to do? ME:code her for me. OJOTO:again! Guy i no fit do am.u don mature enough to toast babe naw..at dis ur age,u no sabi how to toast babe….shame on u! ME:u be my padi naw abeg,do am for me. OJOTO:wetin i go do na to call am for u but i wouldnt toast her for u oooo! ME:guy u want to disgrace me? U knw say i never try am for my life.as u say so,no problem,call am for me naw*ojoto left.my mind started beating like MTN transformer.i wz lost in thought abt wat to tell her.a kind of sweat dat wz guishing out of my body can be use to make tea…my blood is very hot in dat minute.all my body wz just vibrating*wat will i do if dis girl finally land here?hw will i convince her?hw wil i go abt it*my brain wz just shaking as if they are frying pop- corn on my head*gush! God plz help me ooooo…………….
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Jokes Etc › Re: True Life Story Of An Addict by Pascalblinks(op): 8:07am On Aug 31, 2017

Romance › Re: Fredrick, Can You Fvck Me? by Pascalblinks(op): 8:07am On Aug 31, 2017

Romance › Re: The First Day I Toast A Girl by Pascalblinks(op): 7:55am On Aug 31, 2017

Romance › Re: The First Day I Toast A Girl by Pascalblinks(op): 7:49am On Aug 31, 2017

Romance › Re: WASTED YEARS: The Ordeal Of A Pastor’s Son (18+) by Pascalblinks(op): 7:45am On Aug 31, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: Adventure Of A Bad Omo Pastor by Pascalblinks(op): 7:44am On Aug 31, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: WASTED YEARS: The Ordeal Of A Pastor’s Son (18+) by Pascalblinks(op): 7:44am On Aug 31, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: Crime And Adventure by Pascalblinks(op): 7:40am On Aug 31, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: WASTED YEARS: The Ordeal Of A Pastor’s Son (18+) by Pascalblinks(op): 4:20am On Aug 31, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: Adventure Of A Bad Omo Pastor by Pascalblinks(op): 4:20am On Aug 31, 2017

Romance › Re: WASTED YEARS: The Ordeal Of A Pastor’s Son (18+) by Pascalblinks(op): 4:20am On Aug 31, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: Play Boy by Pascalblinks(op): 10:36pm On Aug 30, 2017

MY OFFICE, MY CLIENTS AND MY CAREER (21+) PART 1 .
GM: Good morning everybody, I know you are seeing a new face among us, lemme use this opportunity to welcome snakie to our organization. He is joining us as a junior consultant… Me:Good morning…………… GM:Tolu will show you your office, take you around and introduce you to everybody one after the other……..This is not all of us, we have so many other guys on the field working with clients, you will get to meet them one after the Other as times goes on…….we are one big family in this establishment and we hope your joining us will bring bigger things to this establishment. That was the introduction I got on my resumption of office in my new consultancy firm on the island. We occupied a floor in one of the building around Amodu Ojikutu Victoria Island. Atleast it was a good thing getting to work in a well established firm unlike all the work I got in the past where the take home was really nothing to talk about….. After the early morning meeting that lasted about 30mins, I waited in the GM’s office after which Tolu ushered me out. she first took me to her own office…then we proceeded to other offices. What I did for the next 10mins was greeting people from one office to the other..it was a relief showing me my office at last……………. One peculiar thing I noticed in this office was that, it was as if my female colleagues were hand picked particularly the consultants that interface with clients, they all have almost the same physique, body structure, very beautiful and attractive. My GM who I learnt was the daughter of the chairman was in her mid 30’s wit a 6 yr old daughter, strict and doesn’t joke with work….. (she’s a fearful lady that command respect from all the staff) …….”i just hope I will be focus with all this babes around” Five minutes after sitting down in my office, Tayo came in with a carton in her hand………….. Tayo:This is your laptop you will be working with……..can you set it up or I should help you Me:Thanks so much…setting it up shouldn’t be a problem Tayo:that’s good…lemme install some apps and transfer some stuffs BJ instructed me to do before you start using, you will need to go through all the materials….. (our GM prefers to be called BJ while we call every other person by their first name). Me:Materials to read ke? Y reading again……..have done all the reading in the university now, what am expecting to be reading now should be money and not book again except for my masters sha……….. Tayo:You are very funny, well that was my own thought too before joining this organization 2 yrs ago but it has been the other way round…………(she attached the flash to the laptop)…you will enjoy it sha Me:so, whats the size of the materials……………………. Tayo:Not too much…just 25gigabyte Me:25 kini? Kilobyte abi megabyte Tayo:Gigabyte…………… Me:Whats in it………is it software or something? Tayo:No…they are materials …… Me:Ohk oooooo……………..Na money I come read here oo no be book (said that jokingly) Tayo:You can said that again………..we are good to go…here is password to the wifi and I believe you should be able to install skype on your system cos that’s the only medium we use in communicating in the office and on the field…………I will collate other guys ID for you so that you can add them to your profile……………Once again, welcome to our office, we hope to achieve great things together. Me:Thank you tayo……………….. That was how tayo stepped out of my office but came back in about 10mins with the user id of my other colleagues. As if BJ was waiting for my response, she started bombarding me with so many work through skype that I don’t even know anytyn about….she will just send me a message and said…….. “kindly attend to this, guys on the field are waiting for your response” Before I finish working on one, another one will be waiting for me (I do contact other guys in the office for the assignment and they always give instructions to search through the materials and look for necessary solutions)……..It was a workload first day. Tayo buzz me up to know how I was doing with work and so other guys too just to find out how I was coping for the first day at work. Our launch break was between 1pm to 2:30 and most times we do go to canteen on the ground floor to eat..Akin and Bayo knocked on my office door around 1pm… Bros, abeg leave work, its time for break..lets go down and eat…..i locked my sytem and make my way down with them Akin:Bro, how are you finding this our work Me:Interesting so far… Bayo:You will surely enjoy it……………….. Akin:You know we enjoy being on the field cos that’s where you get to learn about new things and some other interesting stuff Bayo:What are the other stuff? Akin:Na u sabi oooo Bayo:Bros, abeg no follow this guy waka ooo…e go corrupt you ooo…………….. Me:lolzzz……. Akin:No mind am……….Bros abeg feel free ooo….ile lo wa ooo (na house you dey oo) Me:No problem bro “good afternoon Akin” “a lady walked pass us on the ground floor” Bayo:How far with this babe now akin Akin:We don dey like 3-0 already oooooo but I wan put am for round figure den close her chapter Bayo:Omo ise yi dun ju ko tibe lo (the babe sweet pass make u close chapter now) Akin: no mind the babe jare, she wan start to dey play love love and me I no ready for that but ise e o ta lenu bi ara ile wa (she no sabi do the work like our person) “that caught my attention, who’s ara ile wa” Bayo: O mean e…..so, with all her shakara, she no sabi ABC Akin:no mind her, she no sabi A talkless of the B to Z……I trust my baby Whos is this baby, I guess that’s Question for the gods” Bayo:Na u Bleep up now………………snakie, u no even they say anytyn Me:just observing ni jare Bayo: Observing what? Me:the work and the environment Akin:Nothing to worry about jare, like we said earlier, u will enjoy working here with us though our work is risky and so demanding……… Bayo:No discourage am now………… Me:I no I will cope, its nothing serious I guess…its just a matter of time Akin:That’s the spirit bro…na so e be when we sef first start am………….. Me:Na wah ooooo…………. Akin: U no see Tolu today? The babe make sense today oooo Bayo:Yeah..i noticed jare but I just dey bone her since morning…….. Akin:How far with her work now…………………. Bayo:Just dey there…..still on it Akin:No dull ursef ooooo Bayo:dull ke? Akin: Bros, u no even they talk anytyn since… wetyn happen Me:Notyn oooooo Akin:hmmmmm, oya tell us little about ursef…
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Romance › Re: The First Day I Toast A Girl by Pascalblinks(op): 10:18pm On Aug 30, 2017

HOME ADVANTAGE (S*X Story) PART 1 .
In the year 2006……………………… We were at work arranging scrap metals, when we noticed a car drove in. Chidi: twelve years work for here no fit buy that ride Me: Trust me bro, I ain’t spending twelve months here. I hope you do the same Chidi: Abegi! no be everybody dem do school for. Na by force I take finish JS 3 sef Me: Na you talk so Chidi: Me wan gather money go open my shop. Me: Na now you dey talk. Ibo boy. A woman stepped out of the car, walking towards the admin office Chidi: Na oga wife be that o. Me: which of the ogas? Chidi: Chief Rotimi, na him get this factory. Me: The same Chief Rotimi the polit… ‘’Tattoo and Chidi, e be like say this work don tire una abi?’’ Our supervisor snorted from behind.‘’If I catch una dey talk instead of working, I go show una’’ We continued arranging the scrap metals. I clocked out at five as usual. I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman, which I guessed would be in her sixties looking lost. The woman was in iro and buba, so I guessed she should be from the west. I approached her. ”Good evening ma.” I greeted her in Yoruba with a little bow. Woman: Good evening, my son. Do you live around here? Me: yes, ma. Woman: I’m going to my daughter’s house, but this area is confusing. The street was supposed to be behind this bank, but I don’t seem to understand it anymore. Me: The bank here is new. There’s another one over there. Woman: Please take me there. God bless you, my son. Me: Amen ma. She easily recognized the street just the behind the other bank. She knocked when we got to the front gate. The gate-man opened. Just before she entered a car horned behind. A woman alighted and i could swear I have seen that face before. The younger woman: Mummy welcome. I have been worried. The older woman: My phone battery went flat, I’m sorry. The younger woman: It’s okay ma. Bless God you’re here. But, you didn’t tell me you would be coming with somebody? The older woman: I almost got lost, but thanks to this my son. The younger woman: oh! What’s your name, young man? Me: Galacious, ma The younger woman: Thank you so much Me: You’re welcome, ma The younger woman: Alright let’s all go inside. Galacious please come in. Me: hmm, I’m sorry ma I have to head back home The younger woman: oh! Not even a drink? Me: It’s getting late ma, thanks. The younger woman:: ok. I understand. She reached into her purse and brought out some notes. The younger woman: please buy recharge card with this She stretched her right hand towards me. Me: don’t bother ma The younger woman:: oh! I insist Me: I’m sorry ma The younger woman: Really? She withdrew her hand. The older woman: He is well brought up. You shall not die young. Me: Amen ma. Good night. ‘’ Good night, my son,’’ ‘’Alright. Take care dear’’ They said in unison. The next day was a Sunday—–our match day. The evening football match came up every Sunday evening. The street had a mini stadium where kids played every day, but Sunday evening was reserved for the older ones. The game started as usual. Everything seemed normal till a shot was deflected and the ball bounced into the street to hit one of the young ladies walking along. One was Chinenye who lived on the street, but the other lady, whom the ball hit, doesn’t look familiar. Other lady: Jeez! Chinenye: sorry dear Other lady: look at my gown! I ran towards the ball, picked it up and tossed it to the field before turning to the ladies. Me: sorry about that ma’am Chinenye: Thanks jawe, Galacious. Other lady: thanks? Seriously, Chinenye? So you’re sorry comment is going to remove this stain, right? She snorted, starring at me. Chinenye: C’mon Princess let’s get back Inside. Chinenye placed her arm around her shoulder and they headed home. I couldn’t utter a word after the apology. Not that I didn’t know what to say, but I was dumbfounded by her beauty. Ne-yo’s ‘When You’re Mad’ was playing in my head. I could swear I had never seen such beauty in my life. I stood there like a statute and watched them walk back to Chinenye ‘s house. I was brought back to reality when I heard a voice coming from the pitch ‘’Galacious, our set!’’. Throughout the game there was only one name ringing in my head——-Princess. Heading back home after the game I met Tunji who was coming out of my building. ‘’Galacious, how far?’’ ‘’ i dey . This one way I see you for our house. Abeg o, my sister still young o.’’ I accused him. ‘’Kai! I no be Pedophile na.’’ He protested and continued, ‘’na the new girl I come shadow.’’ ‘’Which new girl be that?’’ i asked. ‘’Oh! You don’t know? Good. Her name na Udenme and an me dey do her parole.’’ He explained. ‘’Udenme? For this house?’’ ‘’Yes na. Na Grace’s cousin. But guy, like i said earlier na me dey do her parole. No go use home advantage for me.’’ ‘’TJ, you? Where you keep Kemi, Angela, Chinelo. Rita…..’’ ‘’Guy bone dat thing. I don’t tell you be that. I dey go my house.’’ ‘’Alright bro, later.’’
. click on the link below to continue reading http://naijanoisemaker.com/2016/12/16/home-advantage-sx-story-part-1/

Romance › Re: Home Advantage (s*x Story) by Pascalblinks(op): 10:15pm On Aug 30, 2017

Romance › Re: Play Boy by Pascalblinks(op): 10:14pm On Aug 30, 2017

Romance › Re: MIDNIGHT SAGA (romance Story) by Pascalblinks(op): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2017

Romance › Re: Birthday S£x by Pascalblinks(op): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2017*

HOME ADVANTAGE (S*X Story) PART 1
.

In the year 2006………………………
We were at work arranging scrap metals,
when
we noticed a car drove in.
Chidi: twelve years work for here no fit buy
that
ride
Me: Trust me bro, I ain’t spending twelve
months here. I hope you do the same
Chidi: Abegi! no be everybody dem do school
for. Na by force I take finish JS 3 sef
Me: Na you talk so
Chidi: Me wan gather money go open my
shop.
Me: Na now you dey talk. Ibo boy.
A woman stepped out of the car, walking
towards the admin office
Chidi: Na oga wife be that o.
Me: which of the ogas?
Chidi: Chief Rotimi, na him get this factory.
Me: The same Chief Rotimi the polit…
‘’Tattoo and Chidi, e be like say this work don
tire una abi?’’
Our supervisor snorted from behind.‘’If I
catch
una dey talk instead of working, I go show
una’’
We continued arranging the scrap metals.
I clocked out at five as usual. I was walking
home when I saw an elderly woman, which I
guessed would be in her sixties looking lost.
The woman was in iro and buba, so I
guessed
she should be from the west. I approached
her.
”Good evening ma.” I greeted her in Yoruba
with a little bow.
Woman: Good evening, my son. Do you live
around here?
Me: yes, ma.
Woman: I’m going to my daughter’s house,
but
this area is confusing. The street was
supposed
to be behind this bank, but I don’t seem to
understand it anymore.
Me: The bank here is new. There’s another
one
over there.
Woman: Please take me there. God bless
you,
my son.
Me: Amen ma.
She easily recognized the street just the
behind
the other bank. She knocked when we got to
the front gate. The gate-man opened. Just
before she entered a car horned behind. A
woman alighted and i could swear I have
seen
that face before.
The younger woman: Mummy welcome. I
have
been worried.
The older woman: My phone battery went
flat,
I’m sorry.
The younger woman: It’s okay ma. Bless God
you’re here. But, you didn’t tell me you would
be coming with somebody?
The older woman: I almost got lost, but
thanks
to this my son.
The younger woman: oh! What’s your name,
young man?
Me: Galacious, ma
The younger woman: Thank you so much
Me: You’re welcome, ma
The younger woman: Alright let’s all go
inside.
Galacious please come in.
Me: hmm, I’m sorry ma I have to head back
home
The younger woman: oh! Not even a drink?
Me: It’s getting late ma, thanks.
The younger woman:: ok. I understand.
She reached into her purse and brought out
some notes.
The younger woman: please buy recharge
card
with this
She stretched her right hand towards me.
Me: don’t bother ma
The younger woman:: oh! I insist
Me: I’m sorry ma
The younger woman: Really?
She withdrew her hand.
The older woman: He is well brought up. You
shall not die young.
Me: Amen ma. Good night.
‘’ Good night, my son,’’ ‘’Alright. Take care
dear’’
They said in unison.
The next day was a Sunday—–our match
day.
The evening football match came up every
Sunday evening. The street had a mini
stadium
where kids played every day, but Sunday
evening was reserved for the older ones.
The game started as usual. Everything
seemed
normal till a shot was deflected and the ball
bounced into the street to hit one of the
young
ladies walking along. One was Chinenye who
lived on the street, but the other lady, whom
the
ball hit, doesn’t look familiar.
Other lady: Jeez!
Chinenye: sorry dear
Other lady: look at my gown!
I ran towards the ball, picked it up and
tossed it
to the field before turning to the ladies.
Me: sorry about that ma’am
Chinenye: Thanks jawe, Galacious.
Other lady: thanks? Seriously, Chinenye? So
you’re sorry comment is going to remove this
stain, right?
She snorted, starring at me.
Chinenye: C’mon Princess let’s get back
Inside.
Chinenye placed her arm around her shoulder
and they headed home.
I couldn’t utter a word after the apology. Not
that I didn’t know what to say, but I was
dumbfounded by her beauty. Ne-yo’s ‘When
You’re Mad’ was playing in my head. I could
swear I had never seen such beauty in my
life. I
stood there like a statute and watched them
walk back to Chinenye ‘s house. I was
brought
back to reality when I heard a voice coming
from the pitch ‘’Galacious, our set!’’.
Throughout the game there was only one
name
ringing in my head——-Princess.
Heading back home after the game I met
Tunji
who was coming out of my building.
‘’Galacious, how far?’’
‘’ i dey . This one way I see you for our
house.
Abeg o, my sister still young o.’’ I accused
him.
‘’Kai! I no be Pedophile na.’’ He protested and
continued, ‘’na the new girl I come shadow.’’
‘’Which new girl be that?’’ i asked.
‘’Oh! You don’t know? Good. Her name na
Udenme and an me dey do her parole.’’ He
explained.
‘’Udenme? For this house?’’
‘’Yes na. Na Grace’s cousin. But guy, like i
said
earlier na me dey do her parole. No go use
home advantage for me.’’
‘’TJ, you? Where you keep Kemi, Angela,
Chinelo. Rita…..’’
‘’Guy bone dat thing. I don’t tell you be that. I
dey go my house.’’
‘’Alright bro, later.’’

.
click on the link below to continue reading
http://naijanoisemaker.com.ng/2016/12/16/home-advantage-sx-story-part-1/

Jokes Etc › Re: Birthday S£x by Pascalblinks(op): 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2017

Jokes Etc › Re: True Life Story Of An Addict by Pascalblinks(op): 9:51pm On Aug 30, 2017

Romance › Re: Fredrick, Can You Fvck Me? by Pascalblinks(op): 9:46pm On Aug 30, 2017

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