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juianne95:
..see me oo...seduce u wt wot?

Yes, that's what you've been doing

juianne95:
...well,u see

You come de seduce me?

juianne95:
...na u sabi...tallesty1 were r u..come n defend ur wife

Heee! So you don marry before?

juianne95:
..yes

See why I don't like 9ja women

juianne95:
..ah hear..u dey Bleep up

How?

juianne95:
ya...d cars uve been showing me

Lol, I give according to what I see na

juianne95:
...well considering ur record..this is an accomplishment

My record?

juianne95:
...choooo....v suffered...

Enen na, abi I no try?

juianne95:
...e dey hide

Inshort, na this one I go give you.
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Unibenstudent:
ok hope is not ondo?

Baddos

juianne95:
...I still get something na ...

Where e come de? abi you borrow am person?

juianne95:
...lmao at d pic...d front well,d back I no too gather

And u come de ask for aston martin?

juianne95:
... ..r u buying or not??

If only you have lots of this

juianne95:
...lwkm..haba..m nt dat small..give ur last born that

What actually do u want then?

Mondisweets:
Haaaa
It looks like a bee stung his upper lip













FP tingz

Cc:
Ishilove, lalasticlala

juianne95:
....oooohhh....i don't like big cars...u can give ur sis dat

juianne95:
....oooohhh....i don't like big cars...u can give ur sis dat

U don't like that? What about this?
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juianne95:
...after v collected d ring,will I now b hustling for molue...i need a car

Will this do?
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juianne95:

What do we need a car for?

So? Do we call 911?

juianne95:
....v seen d ring...buh were r u na??...ure supposed to b kneeling down

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2 weeks only?

juianne95:
...m waiting

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1. ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
While it's great to bring awareness to a cause and the Ice Bucket Challenge did bring in donations for ALS, but people pouring ice water over their heads in order to not donate was not only annoying but ridiculous.
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2. Ebola
The Ebola outbreak in Africa and the shock waves it sent through froze the world.
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3. Robin Williams Death
We lost one of the good guys when Robin Williams took his own life.
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4. Kim Kardashian Breaking The Internet
When Paper Magazine wanted to "break the internet" they turned to Kim Kardashian and she delivered ... with so many memes coming out of her derriere photo, the internet certainly was broken.
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5. Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
During a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 vanished with 239 passengers on board. Air and sea searches have yet to give us answers.
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6. Joan Rivers Death
A comedic legend died during a routine throat polyp surgery.
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7. The Ferguson Riots
When Officer Darren Wilson was acquitted for the shooting of an unarmed black teen, Michael Brown, in Ferguson, MO, riots erupted throughout the nation.
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8. The Cosby Scandal
Thirty years later, a gaggle of women have come forth claiming they were drugged and raped by funnyman Bill Cosby.
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10 Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus monopolized celebrity news this year, becoming more famous for her lewd acts and nudity than for her singing ... and that tongue.
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juianne95:
As in ehn....jeez,i need to get married

make I bring my ring?

iamodenigbo1:
I don old oooo

You no knw before?

Make-up artist, Jordan James Parke has spent over $100,000 on cosmetic procedures to resemble his idol, Kim Kardashian.
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What do you think? Do those pouting lips, made-up brows and dreamy gaze look familiar to you?
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The 23 year-old has had more than 50 lip-plumbing, cheek-filling procedures and regular Botox injections. He also underwent the 'vampire facial', which is apparently Kim K's favorite.
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He's spent mega bucks to look like his idol and apparently it was funded by his own business, and loans from his family.
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Parke who is from Manchester, England said. “I love everything about Kim. She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”
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Parke also says that he's extreme about plumping his lips because, “I’m addicted to lip-fillers. The bigger, the better."
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Interesting he isn't the first person to alter their looks to emulate the reality TV celeb. Claire Leeson of Essex, UK spent over $35,000 on breast implants, spray tans, make-up and clothing to look like Kim K.
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Parke's viral on Instagram with 22,000 followers. There he can be found dressed in furs, partying and touting designer bags, just like Kim! Parke admits to being a big shopper and just spent over $100k on designer gear from Prada, Chanel and Louis Vuitton.
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He plans to have a nose job next. Parke also explains, "I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate, it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done."
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Can you follow his steps to look like your idol if given the opportunity?

Unibenstudent:
Pasqal09 u get any advice to this deluded nigga?

Here's his problem

adulthood:
Anytime i smoke weed or drink excessive alcohol

1. Eminem’s daughter Hailie is not little anymore. . . she turned 19 years-old this year AND graduated with a 3.9 GPA from Michigan’s Chippewa Valley High School.
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2. Wrap your head around this: 1998 is as far away as 2030!. 1998 is 16 years behind just as 2030 is 16 years away
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3. It’s been 10 years since the last episode of Rugrats aired. This is how old they would be today, if they were real people.
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4. The very first Friends episode aired 20 years ago on September 22, 1994.
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5. Forrest Gump is 20 years old this year,
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6.The comedian Jerry Seinfeld was 35 years-old when the awarding winning TV show 'Seinfeld' debuted. Now he's 60!
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7. Twelve years ago, Britney and Timberlake were a hot item as a loved-up couple on many entertainment gossip mags.
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8. The lovely Aaliyah has been dead for 13 years. R.I.P.
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9. Remember this cute little girl from the Missy Elliott videos?
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Well, she's grown up and still cute. . . this is what she looks like today.
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10. Believe of not, DiCaprio is going to be 40 years-old in a few months. Is he's turning into a Jack Nicholson look-a-like?
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11. Remember Amanda Tripp?
She was that 10 year old girl at Crunchem Hall Primary School on 'Matilda' (Broadway musical) who kept getting into all sorts of trouble.
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Here is the actress who played her today!
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12. Its been 15 yrs since I want it that way by Backstreet boys premiered!
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