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Family › Re: My Aunt Visits Every Week And Brags About Her Cooking. But Her Food Is Terrible. by Pat081: 10:34pm On Jul 15
zimpolygon:
I can cook. But if I cook before she comes, she will be offended. She will say, "Why did you cook? You knew I was coming". If I do not open the door, she will call my dad and complain. Then my dad will tell me to open the door. Either way, I am eating her food. There is no escape embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Sorry bros God will see you though
Family › Re: My Aunt Visits Every Week And Brags About Her Cooking. But Her Food Is Terrible. by Pat081: 10:10am On Jul 15
zimpolygon:
Lol, imagine their faces when they eat the food, actually my aunt is unmarried so I don't think she has a family she cooks for, you can even say as a joke that she is experimenting on us grin grin grin grin
But really, I don't personally think she has cooked for anyone ( I might be wrong) also, I think if I ever brought my freinds or like anyone to eat with us, they too wouldn't tell her the truth too and probably talk about it in her back, me personally haven't told anyone that my aunt is a bad cook lipsrsealed lipsrsealed,
And even if I do, I keep her name and other information discreet; like here ( naira land)
What of you can you cook too ??do the cooking before so come or don't open door
Politics › Re: INEC Recognises Senator Sunday Karimi As APC Candidate For Kogi West Senatorial by Pat081: 10:08am On Jul 15
ThompsonJoo:
No. He is Kogi central
This is Dino constituency
Thankss so much for this
Politics › Re: INEC Recognises Senator Sunday Karimi As APC Candidate For Kogi West Senatorial by Pat081: 2:35am On Jul 15
Is that not yaya bello side ?
Family › Re: My Aunt Visits Every Week And Brags About Her Cooking. But Her Food Is Terrible. by Pat081: 2:31am On Jul 15
The movement she walk in thät is when i will remember i want to go and see my friends or i ask one or two to b part of the food
Politics › Re: Woman Who Died In Dave Umahi House by Pat081: 9:18pm On Jul 13
onatisi:
The case will die a natural death unless the lady family speaks up ,if not ,that is the end
Family may not speak if they see money ,but only if VDM and i can not remember the other man name that AAC carry the matter for head
Family › Re: I Caught Him With My Wife, Just See Who She Cheated On Me With Husband Reacts by Pat081: 10:45pm On Jul 09
See the way the woman is looking, asif nothing bad in what she did
Crime › Re: 40-Year-Old Man Found Dead After Sex Romp In Bayelsa Guest House by Pat081: 9:28pm On Jul 09
madridguy:
Men should stop taking hard drugs or drinks
before going for a bedroom match.

To have a good match result, always maintain eating healthy.
God bless you sir,i always tell my friens if is it 2 seconds you can do without drugs do it and hv peace of mind and if the gal is not okay she can go and look for it outside
Business › Re: 'I Make N2.5million Monthly': Corn Seller Sparks Social Media Debate(video) by Pat081: 11:06pm On Jul 06
This government always bring something for us to forget something 2.5 million naira maybe she sell her body at night
Sports › Re: Portugal Vs Spain: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (0 - 1) On 6th July 2026 by Pat081: 10:01pm On Jul 06
blinking001:
If Spain looses this match I’ll deactivate……. grin
But Spain is winning
Celebrities › Re: Buhari's Daughter Dedicates 100 Most Notable Peace Icons Honour To Late Father by Pat081: 9:14am On Jul 05
donleo92:
This award na for waytin na?? grin

I don't know this award exits and I don't even know the daughter angry
lol , maybe because rhey are not like Seyi Tinubu who is busy using country money to move up and down
Celebrities › Re: Sam Larry Involved In Road Accident; Bouncer Dies by Pat081: 11:16pm On Jul 04
Very sure is overspeed
Driving asif zombie is after their life
Education › Re: The Most Educated Children In Nigeria By Ethnicity - StatiSense by Pat081: 6:21am On Jul 04
Maybe they do it by this [b]human trafficking and drugs [/b]
NYSC › Re: Adire Suggestions For NYSC Uniform by Pat081: 4:29pm On Jul 03
I know 90% of this will come from Tinubu and family members only God will save us
NYSC › Re: Adire Suggestions For NYSC Uniform by Pat081: 4:27pm On Jul 03
chrisifeanyi:
Adire is a Yoruba wear. We are not in Yoruba republic. We need something that's for everyone
By the time this Tinubu finish his 8yrs next person will do worset than him
Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by Pat081: 12:16pm On Jul 02
Is not the same ref
Just like when your teacher is marking your examination papers
One make mark you right for one mistake you make and one may mark you wrong
NYSC › Re: What The New NYSC Uniform Will Look Like: From Khaki To Adire, Boots To Crocs by Pat081: 5:56am On Jul 02
Car Talk › Re: FG Has Reduced Levy On Imported Vehicles by Pat081: 5:51am On Jul 02
You go pay it back in 2027
Politics › Re: Man Calls Out Abia Governor Otti Over Flooding After Rainfall by Pat081: 12:34pm On Jun 30
lordm:
It's raining season.
Flood is bound to occur besides most Nigerians don't dispose waste properly and that blocks drainages
90 % dont dispose it welll
Politics › Re: Osun 2026: Oyinlola dumps Adeleke, adopts APM’s Adebayo for guber seat by Pat081: 3:32pm On Jun 25
Oyinola hmmmm no different between him and that wike always follow where money dey
Crime › Re: Ex-Kebbi APC Chairman, Besse Dies In Bandits’ Captivity by Pat081: 3:33am On Jun 24
SeverusSnape:
I won't lie. I don't pity him. Some days before his abduction, he was heard saying that the country is much safe now, He was among those spreading nonsense propaganda.
same with me too
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People "Fall Under The Anointing" During Church Services? by Pat081: 8:47am On Jun 21
immortalcrown:
But camera men, singers, instrumentalists, ushers and interpreters do not partake in the anointing.
You are a thief
Why do you say my mindhuhyou can not see Pastor children /wife too
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by Pat081: 11:37am On Jun 13
Starhearts:
Let me have her contact
She dey north
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by Pat081: 10:04am On Jun 13
Lovelink1991:
Oh I see, the post must have brought back some past memories
yes oi
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by Pat081: 10:04am On Jun 13
silibaba:
Guy, I dey fear your liver sha. Nothing, wey you no go fit chop. B
liver hv nothing to do with this oo
Celebrities › Re: Pay My Salary! – Lady Calls Out Nollywood Actress Funmi Awelewa (Video) by Pat081: 1:03am On Jun 13
iHart:
You have not even worked for a month and you want salary.

If it's in a structured business, you will still be on probation. In just 16 days, you don massage, run errand, do shopping, inspect property etc. You no even talk about the sales rep job, you do any?

You for show us the injury na. Abi na internal injury?
yes for 3 month before they will pay her
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by Pat081: 10:52pm On Jun 12
Lovelink1991:
Are you still with her or you have dump her?
she travel back to north
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by Pat081: 2:48pm On Jun 12
Ladies with this kind of thing are good to f********k hv one gal like that too
Crime › Re: "Bandits Sent Me ₦100k As Giveaway On Tiktok, Now They Want ₦100m” - Young Man C by Pat081: 2:42pm On Jun 12
Good for you since you don't have working brain ,same in facebook too you will see people droping opay acct for give away
Crime › Re: Bandits Sack Kwara Communities, Kidnap Several Persons In Midnight Raid, Kill 1 by Pat081: 2:25pm On Jun 12
Is like they don't hv governor in that state
Crime › Re: Bandits Sack Kwara Communities, Kidnap Several Persons In Midnight Raid, Kill 1 by Pat081: 2:23pm On Jun 12
lordm:
This police woman is beautiful sha
Na make up sir make up can let 60 yrs old woman look 18yrs old
Business › Re: Have You Ever Transferred Money To The Wrong Account? by Pat081: 1:35pm On Jun 12
beinstein:
I dey use toothpick count the digits and the benefiaciary's name 7 times before inputting my transfer pin.
So this one isn't for me.
As country hard so, how I want take reason am say I send my hard earned money to a wrong account?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 same with me too ,if I want to send from my first bank to my opay sef ,I will flash my number to b sure

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