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SuperOnyi:




Boss @Kalulu44, you're actually doing great. Original thoughts like your post are what made Nairaland so enjoyable when I first discovered it. You remind me of the old Nairaland so don't ever listen to any of these sûckers telling you otherwise.

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You see that "sir, sir" pandemic? It's everywhere but I remember when I was a teenager, I hung around with dudes older than me, and I hated telling people I was a teen so I faked my age to get menial jobs and ensure there's no disrespect. These dudes respected me and believed I was older than them in some cases .

I couldn't wait to be an adult and now here I am, and everyone now refer to me as 'sir.' But the difference between us is, I'm not even bothered, I have never bothered about women. I'm more bothered about the fact that I'm almost in my mid twenties but getting into a relationship has never seriously crossed my mind.

When you generate more reasons to wake up everyday, you discover that oxygen is the reason we exist but purpose is why we live.

You said you have a lot of free time and you read a lot, why not take on hard subjects like physics. Why not challenge yourself to work on a project? This is how I give my life meaning and never worry about the fact that these beautiful young girls now call me "sir." I also dress "old school" but it doesn't bother me because the soul never gets old.

I still feel 16 inside of me, I still feel like a child. The problem is, you tell yourself you're old, and it bothers you. When I was a teenager, people said I looked like I was in my twenties. Now, I'm in my twenties and I still look the same and people are surprised how my face hasn't changed at all.

Also, start working out, dress nice, smell nice, and stop telling yourself you look old. Most women even get more interested when they realize you have grown up kids at a young age. You're actually very lucky.

Stop telling women your age and when you do, do it proudly with a sense of humor. Stop telling women your romantic desires, go with the flow, send signals without being creepy, and stop making it seem you're dying of loneliness. You really need coaching, bro.

You shouldn't have told her that on paper. Women these days don't understand that romantic gesture. You should have either used mystery or humor to disarm her while still ensuring she respects you. You have elevated her above your level and told yourself you're too old or broke for a woman like her, don't do that.

And even if she starts staying away or tell you that she isn't interested, just move on like a boss. You'll thank yourself for that in the future. If you tell her again, she will have leverage over you. Remember she already told that guy she's with someone else. Just go with the flow, bring in humor, and don't tell her or act like what Gen Alpha would call a hórny Unc.

P.S. You don't look like you're 40. You actually look younger. It's all in your head.

Best comment I have read so far

You too get sense

Did you say you are in your twenties?

You reason above someone who is 40 plus

I am super proud of you. Your advice to him is highly spot on

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Goosethetruth:
Lol....
Watch the movie,The Godfather(1972) When Michael Corleone wanted to kill all his mafioso rivals and enemies,he went to church where a lot of people could see him clearly sitting in the front pew. This was how he created an alibi. At the same time his henchmen were carrying out his orders and ruthlessly killing all the other mafioso Don's who were his rivals.

Desmond Elliot went to attend a wedding in South Africa as an alibi. Everyone knows he was one of the masterminds of Obasa's impeachment in order to be rewarded with one of the principal offices.
It is too late to cry because the head is off. The forces that installed Elliot have decided his office and position is to be taken over by another. Elliot is a self inflicted victim of unbridled over ambition.
Just imagine a rational being who calls himself an assembly man comes into a hall and sees people signing a paper and without reading or asking what the paper entails or is about decides to append his signature.?! Does this guy think everyone is daft and gullible?

If he claimed that Gbaja ..... was his god-father, why did he not call him and seek his opinion before appending his signature?

Maybe he thinks he is addressing kids or probably sees Nigerians as unintelligent people

What an inconjobogous

Axis313:
That's very low and demeaning to the gateman.
In truth, she may not know it's wrong,some people are like that, just let her know that what she did is an abuse of her privilege as an employer
Did she think if the gateman have a choice,he will chose to be a gateman?No, everybody wants to be in position of authority.She finds herself in that position today,she should tread carefully.

Good advice from you

God bless you sir

Airtel network is stable this night. Currently streaming the match live

Airtel thank you for your cheap data oo

500 naira for 3.2GB for a month is not bad

BronzeMajik:
God please let this match end in a draw

Back to sender

ceejay80s:
ordinary Burnley, just 1-0

Your over 2.5 go enter water since una hate arsenal

Angelfrost:
Don't mind them.

How and why would anyone even want Guardiola to win another EPL ahead of Arsenal?!!

That's pure witchcraft tbh.

I swr

Guadiola has 2 trophies already this season. that is ENUF for him

Arsenal has not won the EPL for over 20 years now

if we win it this year, I don't think it is bad

Reason for the the hate, I don't know

dominique:
Haters how market?
Set piece again olay olay💃💃💃

Haters are in severe pain now

I don't know what arsenal did to them that they hate us this much

Sabadon:
politicians and their magic, after 8 yrs as governor, yrs in politics as LG chairman, 2 abi 3 x commissioner, SSG, senator, yet nobody qualify for that same position but him.......anything that rocks their sinking ship

You forget to add that Okowa and the present governor are the worst in the history of delta politics and governance

Tueh

Galactics:
Why are you so childish and juvenile like this? You'll creat a thread and be spamming it by mentioning the mods repeatedly. Even mentioning Lalasticlala that is no longer a mod on nairaland. It is irritating and disgusting.

Because he told you the truth, you are calling on all the mods
Learn to balance your doings here
Mostimes when usa, Isreal do things bad, I will call them out

WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

What do you gain from all these likes and shares?

Does Russia know you exist?

B4 I joined this platform 3 days ago, I always read your comments here as guest.
You are always bias in any news you post here.
Any news that is against the west, your erection will always stand at attention. You are always searching for the net to look for news against west and it's neighbors
The good thing is the west and it's neighbors don't know if you exist. Even the so called Russia, Iran, north Korea that you support will spit at you when they see you
Atleast try and always balance your stories and your comments

Nawa for you

2mch:
Tell your husband to ensure his Sister cleans up after her children and ensure she helps with the chores while she lives there. Let him know you know about what the sister is saying and you are very disappointed in him that he will allow her to interfer in your marriage to that extent.

That he should please refrain from discussing your marriage with anyone or you will become uncomfortable with the sisters presence in your house. Also, if she really knew a lot about advise and how to keep a marriage she wont be in your house. So she should focus on why shes there and stick to the timeline on when she should leave. She shouldnt ruin your home like hers.

Good advice

Love that

AllBlack:
A club bigger than your entire village in wealth and DOCUMENTED achievements is not a serious club?

Who are you? How serious is your whole life multiplied by 5,000? Zero.

What insulting him and his whole village?

Some of una lack morals

That he said Madrid is not serious hiring Mourinho does not warrant you insulting him

What an inconjobogous

Mattswaggz:
Stop Ukraine from joining NATO ✅
Liberate the donbas region ✅
And if possible a regime change ⏳

But before the war, you guys said Ukraine will be captured within a week na....

Now it is over 4 years and counting. Ukraine is still standing gidigba

What an inconjobogous

atobs4real:
When Russia launched now it would be an exchange rate of 1,000 to 10 dead bodies. Who war helped?

All these over 4 years Russia has been launching, what has their launching achieved?

Abegi

Russia na paper tiger

What an inconjobogous

alanto:
Both she and the bandit that shot her are really st.upid wasting themselves away over dead foreigners who's offsprings don't rate them. She's very silly for gambling her life like that. For what? Will she die if she worship her own ancestors?

I don't understand how you educated Africans are not educating the illiterates about this foreign religions.

On your day of judgement, this your comment will be shown to you and b4 you know it, hell will swallow you up forever

ogelekpomgam:
Such an insensitive,foolish and dumb statement.
Are you really the one that typed this

That Amontolongbo is an anti-christ hence such comment

All these agent of devil self

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Amotolongbo:
You just lost your sight for nothing.
If the God is so powerful like they claim, why did he allow the bullet to hit her and go blind.
If it was a a test of faith, why not the God make her see again since she had already withstood the temptation and passed successfully?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery

So Jesus Christ that was killed for mankind, never had the power to destroy His killers right?

On your day of judgement, this your comment will be shown to you and b4 you know it, hell will swallow you up

RollinTNDA:
A Very foolish move if you ask me

Even Peter that denied Jesus 3 times
You think say him no get sense🙄🙄
Make Romans kpai just like that

Now Jesus come build his first church on Peter. On this Rock I will build my church.

Person wey deny Jesus 3 times
If you like no get sense

What if she had denied Jesus and still got killed?
hell would have been her abode forever . Thank God her body was only touch and not her soul

Why will a religion force people to convert to them?

Nawa

Franchise21:
Congrats to Iheanacho and Celtic
Arsenal will be celebrating theirs soonest🥂🍾

Insha Allah

Mirasteel:
America created this problem by creating and funding the terrorist ISIS and now it's a big problem.

You are always negative

Reason nairaland see you as a terrorist sympathiser

Maj196:
Over hyped Genevieve... She's mediocre, Omotola is much better

You guys are always too tribalistic

Wetin bring Omotola name here?

Does Omotola even knows you exist.....

Some of una suppose chop life ban

So sickening

DeepSightZ:
Forget it, that was surely under the influence of VERY strong narcotics.

Can you believe I was ban for this comment?

What is happening to nairaland?

Nawa ooooo

Owaincouncil:
God forgive me. But most of this spiritual leaders flaunt wealth in front of their domestic staff while those staffs are living in abject poverty, yet they will be preaching that poverty is a curse. I do not support what the driver did, but how much is he paying the driver.

He can choose to resign the job if he feels the salary he is been paid is not sufficient enough for him

No one forced him to do the job na

Whether pastor flaunt wealth or not is not a justification to take a life that can never be recreated

Though I agree with you in some part that domestic workers/staffs should be well taken care of

malakaimoscondo:
I doubt if u didn't write this under d influence of any hard substance

Why are you insulting him,?

Nairaland Sha.......

Una can insult

Haba

Why not write what you want to say without insults

Nawa ooooo

Sonofgod1990:
Make arsenal fans bribe me with 10k make I allow them carry this EPL peacefully

Oya send your aza make i run am for you

Sonofgod1990:
Goalllllllllllll remain 5 goals tonight

I said It

Arsenal 0 vs Burnley 3

Inshallah

Back to sender

Arsenal will destroy both Burnley and crystal palace

madridguy:
They will both regret their actions

How ?

Do you think Iran can defeat Saudi Arabia in a war?

Guy, go sleep. You are too slow

bestman09:
Irans supporters, we see you. So they should have folded their arms while Iran continued to attack them?

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I taya o my guy

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AntiChristian:
Israeli forces are the saints in this o! (Saints ko saints ni)

They do not invade countries but only throw them bombs!

Also they have the ability to whine USA to do their bidding!

That Trump wey no dey get approval just dey follow Satanyanhu bidding!

E PAIN AM

IRAN , HEZBOLLLAH, GAZA ETC MUST BE DESTROYED INSHA ALLAH

Obaofaba:
Iran is the only antidote to all this Israeli madness.

Why going for the symptoms when the cause is at your finger tips if you have the cure?

Iran dealing with them but they are killing unarmed civilians in the Lebanon.

Bunch of Israeli terrorists

Hezbollah is created by Iran.

Why is Iran silence when one of his beloved child is been destroyed...

If den born Iran well, let den shook mouth, and this time around, Isreal nook them and nothing will happen

Bunch of terrorist sympathisers

Helinuse:
Israel dey play with una that is why.

I blame them.

Isreal should turn Lebanon to another Gaza

They should carpet bomb them to oblivion

I hate nonsense