Politics › Re: Rivers APC: He Shouldn't Have Picked The Form Initially? - Wike Mocks Fubara by Patnome: 8:06pm On May 25 |
tiswell: I see sim having the loudest laugh. Huge drama will unfold in the coming days Nothing go happen Abegi...... Na today .... |
Crime › Re: 29-Year-Old Blessing Moshood Murdered, Dumped In Abuja Canal by Patnome: 4:03pm On May 25 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Olise: Mourinho Spotted at DFB Pokal Final, Bayern Munich President Reacts by Patnome: 2:59pm On May 24 |
Kukutente23: This is not even debatable Just go and watch both against the best no3 in the world Nuno Mendes So who do you think is better..... |
Christianity Etc › Re: March For Jesus Returns To London For The First Time In 25 Years (Video) by Patnome: 2:11pm On May 24 |
femi4: Vain activities seeking vain glory Head slammer, must you comment In christian post and topic? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Demands Arab States Pay 'full Compensation' For Facilitating Us-israel Wa by Patnome: 4:51pm On May 23 |
Greenodds: I totally agree with Iran 100% Who win enforce them to pay it?? Maybe na you and FreestuffNG go pay am last last What an inconjobogous |
Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Patnome: 11:05pm On May 20 |
Samantha125: So you also do men?🤭🤭🤭 where did he write that he does men...... All these south African people Sha ... |
Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Patnome: 11:02pm On May 20 |
Cum4me: Some men are really trying. Imagine me have time for all this nonsense because I want to spend my life savings on you my only benefits is just a child you will born for me. Sometimes some hardly get pregnant. Most ladies will die single if many men are my type. Oil full your head joor Imagine a lady one want to marry and feed oasking useless questions Her types full my church looking for who to marry them Or these holier than thou girls. I don't trust them ooo |
Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre And His Children Wear Arsenal Jerseys by Patnome: 7:59pm On May 20 |
Sonofgod1990: Una shame dey shame me self. A club that has never won a champions League....
Make una try win a major trophy like champions League first 🥇 I thought you said if arsenal wins the league, you will die... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Moment The Arsenal Squad Found Out They Were CHAMPIONS! by Patnome: 1:08pm On May 20 |
Newman224: @Sonofgod1990 left the group chat😂 That guy look like who get 5k for his account? Na just to banter arsenal him sabi That guy no dey see food chop o He don see 500k for him life b4? Abegi What an inconjobogous |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Moment The Arsenal Squad Found Out They Were CHAMPIONS! by Patnome: 12:09pm On May 20 |
Dogalmighty17: Make dem do am back to back first before they can sit at the table of men. For all we know, they may just be a fluke like Leicester. E PAIN AM AS E DEY SWWET US, E DEY PAIN THEM AND AS E DEY PAIN THEM OMOH E DEY SWWET US WHEN DID YOUR CLUB WIN IT LAST...... |
Sports › Re: South Africa Probes Bad Treatment Of Athletes At Ghana Championships - PICTURES by Patnome: 12:00pm On May 20 |
Cleanman: what's your aim in always creating controversial south africa topics on a Nigerian forum? What in the four corners of this world do you intend to achieve? Do you blame him? His purpose of posting his topics is to insult the sensitive of we Nigerians When people respond, all he does is to insult us I blame the MODs who always allow this to continue This is very sad |
Sports › Re: South Africa Probes Bad Treatment Of Athletes At Ghana Championships - PICTURES by Patnome: 11:55am On May 20 |
RandDigital: Yawn! Trying too hard to be provocative 🙄🙄 Ever since democratic rule, black SA surpasses you in every index of human development. You always bring your topics here as a south African. And when people respond, you start insulting Nigerians I don't blame you Sha.... I blame the MOD who always push your topics to the front page Can you guys allow a Nigerian to post topic on your platform if you have anything like Nairaland in your country  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Gather Here! What Year Did You Start Supporting Arsenal? by Patnome: 11:46am On May 20 |
Mine, since the time of Henry, kanu and co
Gunners Amaka
The icing on the cake will be winning the champions league come 30th may |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 19th May 2026 by Patnome: 8:06pm On May 19 |
thatigboman: first time I'm watching Bournemouth match with full concentration. Bournemouth must not lose this match They won't They look good |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 19th May 2026 by Patnome: 8:05pm On May 19 |
Wotowotoman: If not for Mark Guehi, this match for make a lot of sense  Wetin Guehi do my guy? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: AFC Bournemouth Vs Manchester City (1 - 1) On 19th May 2026 by Patnome: 8:04pm On May 19 |
Wotowotoman: I just wan chop o. And Pep come appear for tv to come make man pikin lose appetite. Which kind wahala be this na?  Wetin him do weh make you loose your appetite? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by Patnome: 8:03pm On May 19 |
Gunayo: *121# I know of 121 Even *939*77# |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Great Leader, Bright Future: Trump Praises Xi Jinping, Calls For Cooperation by Patnome: 8:02pm On May 19 |
DeepSightZ: Forget it, that was surely under the influence of VERY strong narcotics. Toh |
TV/Movies › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Features In Wahala: BBC Studios Thriller by Patnome: 8:01pm On May 19 |
Maj196: Mumu it's not tribalism. Genevieve and Omotola have always worked together since their early nollywood days. And they've always been compared together most times Mod, imagine the insult @fegie, @suen Osewa @Dominique and other Mods Do the needful please Ban him for life We don't need his types here Thank you |
Christianity Etc › Re: Shot In The Head For Not Denying Jesus, They Stole Her Sight Not Her Joy(photo) by Patnome: 7:58pm On May 19 |
ogelekpomgam: Hmmmmm..thats really terrible. Some persons should not exist on this forum.  I dey tell you He/she hates anything about Christianity |
Christianity Etc › Re: Shot In The Head For Not Denying Jesus, They Stole Her Sight Not Her Joy(photo) by Patnome: 7:57pm On May 19 |
Amotolongbo: Prove that bolded part. The hell you talked about? Yours is on earth On your day of judgement, you shall know better I pray you find Jesus now that you are still alive I wish you well |
Politics › Re: APC Senate Primaries: Okowa’s 4,462 Crowd Overshadows Ned Nwoko’s 3 by Patnome: 7:56pm On May 19 |
ALLNIGERIANSMAD: Delta state never get any good governor in history of democracy, na James ibori good or which one? That state just dey unfortunate Na my state ooo We have been so unfortunate with good leaders since the creation of delta state |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin's Motorcade Arrives In Beijing Ahead Of Meeting With Xi (Video) by Patnome: 7:54pm On May 19 |
QuinQ: America probably rejected his visa application one time too many.  Which country do you think he'd rather live in?  Í thought as much You get sense my guy |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by Patnome: 7:53pm On May 19 |
Gunayo: Code please so that l can drop mtn and glo Drop the MTN first..... |
Romance › Re: They Have Used Sir Sir To Block My Advances by Patnome: 7:52pm On May 19 |
Kalulu44: Yeah, he was too much in his breaking down of the whole thing. Adhere to his advice May God bless you bro It is well with you sir |
Politics › Re: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by Patnome: 7:50pm On May 19 |
Toh
If killing them will bring the much needed peace in the north , it is a welcome development
Thumbs up to the USA and Nigeria military |
Romance › Re: They Have Used Sir Sir To Block My Advances by Patnome: 6:43pm On May 19 |
SuperOnyi:

Boss @Kalulu44, you're actually doing great. Original thoughts like your post are what made Nairaland so enjoyable when I first discovered it. You remind me of the old Nairaland so don't ever listen to any of these sûckers telling you otherwise.
You see that "sir, sir" pandemic? It's everywhere but I remember when I was a teenager, I hung around with dudes older than me, and I hated telling people I was a teen so I faked my age to get menial jobs and ensure there's no disrespect. These dudes respected me and believed I was older than them in some cases .
I couldn't wait to be an adult and now here I am, and everyone now refer to me as 'sir.' But the difference between us is, I'm not even bothered, I have never bothered about women. I'm more bothered about the fact that I'm almost in my mid twenties but getting into a relationship has never seriously crossed my mind.
When you generate more reasons to wake up everyday, you discover that oxygen is the reason we exist but purpose is why we live.
You said you have a lot of free time and you read a lot, why not take on hard subjects like physics. Why not challenge yourself to work on a project? This is how I give my life meaning and never worry about the fact that these beautiful young girls now call me "sir." I also dress "old school" but it doesn't bother me because the soul never gets old.
I still feel 16 inside of me, I still feel like a child. The problem is, you tell yourself you're old, and it bothers you. When I was a teenager, people said I looked like I was in my twenties. Now, I'm in my twenties and I still look the same and people are surprised how my face hasn't changed at all.
Also, start working out, dress nice, smell nice, and stop telling yourself you look old. Most women even get more interested when they realize you have grown up kids at a young age. You're actually very lucky.
Stop telling women your age and when you do, do it proudly with a sense of humor. Stop telling women your romantic desires, go with the flow, send signals without being creepy, and stop making it seem you're dying of loneliness. You really need coaching, bro.
You shouldn't have told her that on paper. Women these days don't understand that romantic gesture. You should have either used mystery or humor to disarm her while still ensuring she respects you. You have elevated her above your level and told yourself you're too old or broke for a woman like her, don't do that.
And even if she starts staying away or tell you that she isn't interested, just move on like a boss. You'll thank yourself for that in the future. If you tell her again, she will have leverage over you. Remember she already told that guy she's with someone else. Just go with the flow, bring in humor, and don't tell her or act like what Gen Alpha would call a hórny Unc.
P.S. You don't look like you're 40. You actually look younger. It's all in your head. Best comment I have read so far You too get sense Did you say you are in your twenties? You reason above someone who is 40 plus I am super proud of you. Your advice to him is highly spot on |
Politics › Re: I Signed Obasa's Impeachment Notice By Mistake - Desmond Elliot by Patnome: 5:47pm On May 19 |
Use Goosethetruth: Lol....  Watch the movie,The Godfather(1972) When Michael Corleone wanted to kill all his mafioso rivals and enemies,he went to church where a lot of people could see him clearly sitting in the front pew. This was how he created an alibi. At the same time his henchmen were carrying out his orders and ruthlessly killing all the other mafioso Don's who were his rivals.
Desmond Elliot went to attend a wedding in South Africa as an alibi. Everyone knows he was one of the masterminds of Obasa's impeachment in order to be rewarded with one of the principal offices. It is too late to cry because the head is off. The forces that installed Elliot have decided his office and position is to be taken over by another. Elliot is a self inflicted victim of unbridled over ambition. Just imagine a rational being who calls himself an assembly man comes into a hall and sees people signing a paper and without reading or asking what the paper entails or is about decides to append his signature.?! Does this guy think everyone is daft and gullible? If he claimed that Gbaja ..... was his god-father, why did he not call him and seek his opinion before appending his signature? Maybe he thinks he is addressing kids or probably sees Nigerians as unintelligent people What an inconjobogous |
Family › Re: What My Wife Did, Is This Wrong Or Its Nothing. by Patnome: 5:33pm On May 19 |
Axis313: That's very low and demeaning to the gateman. In truth, she may not know it's wrong,some people are like that, just let her know that what she did is an abuse of her privilege as an employer Did she think if the gateman have a choice,he will chose to be a gateman?No, everybody wants to be in position of authority.She finds herself in that position today,she should tread carefully. Good advice from you God bless you sir |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by Patnome: 9:26pm On May 18 |
Airtel network is stable this night. Currently streaming the match live
Airtel thank you for your cheap data oo
500 naira for 3.2GB for a month is not bad |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (1 - 0) On 18th May 2026 by Patnome: 9:21pm On May 18 |
BronzeMajik: God please let this match end in a draw  Back to sender |