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Estharfabian:


bros, Go and sleep.



Giving head is not for children.

Lol... Lets get to d other room first... U'll be singing a new song when im thru with u.

Estharfabian:


bros. that tag..... e get as e be o

How bout we go to d other room le me give u head, u wont 4get d experince in a hurry..

.....A lecturer walked into a
class room and told all the students that
there will be An emergency test...
He Went straight to the black board and
wrote the instructions which says:

1) time is 15mins

(2)no copying

3) no cancellation of answers

4) once it's time walk away from your desk.

He told the students to get ready... that it will
be a simple two
questions test

(1)list four of your best foods
Immediately students started writing..

Boy's were writing rice, sukuma, beans,
fufu etc...

The girls were busy writing
Hotdogs, pizza, shawarma, burger, vanilla iced cream etc....

All the ladies were happy until they saw the
final
question


2)Explain how to prepare your
favourite meal as listed in question 1.
......
Come and See girls and cancellation.
They cancelled all their first answers and
started
changing it to: yam, beans, white rice,, egg,
tea, uji,indomie, chapo e.t.c. I was surprised
when one girl cancelled pizza and wrote hot
water.
....I dont need to tell u what d ladies score after d test.

cornoil:
OK, noted. Puzsy, a bank where u invest without interest or returns. Many gone down the tunnel.

R u trying to say dat pusy is bad investment?

pcaliphate:
Whatsup Everybody. How is the preparation going

hi.. r u a corper?

op r u same person as mrcork?

Nice poem.. Only dat its based on an irrelevant topic.

INTROVERT:



I cannot even begin to imagine this sad story. If you cant feed them must you kill them. Send them back to the village na .



No need to charge this guy to corut. Just cut his preeq and send him to yaba left or kirikiri.











And you wonder why many Nigerian ladies prefer ready made men.

U r not sensible..

Something is seriously wrong with d gal

Someone actually took her time to compile dis poo??

If my ex invites me to her wedding, i dont see any reason y i shuldn't go. Wots d big deal? I'll go there, eat, drink and celebrate with her. Its not a must i marry someone i've dated.

No. 1 is on point. Some gullible women actually get married believing their husbands can never cheat on them. These types suffer d most in marriages.

Wen we r telling u pple u we noh hear word.. Gud thing u've learnt d folly of trusting a woman albeit d hard way.

D guy is very nosy, both metaphorically and literally

veeluv2015:
after na d same una go still dey yab girls o

Sorry, u didn't ansa my question

What do u want us to do?

With all these money, things r still hard in naija.
That moment u shout buhari is working:

MzErica:
go to a cheap brothel as usual, my pvssy is not for you

Pained agama lizard, dickless idiot

Sorry, i'm not gay, i dont have any use for ur pitiable existence. U r just a piece of shiit.

MzErica:
you think my pvssy is cheap

I only fvck guys who drive bentley, rolls royce and ferrari and the rest not a “ I never Chop boy" with no future ambition like you

Stupid broke idiot

Everyone knows u r a perverted sex-starved slowpoke of a guy behind dat moniker, and u r very foolish to think anyone will take u serious.

MzErica:
Pained sex starved pig

Hahahaha... Konji is a bastarrd. Konji don destroy dis one life. Na guys like u dey rape chicken.

MzErica:
I'm not a prostitute,it. Seems u are sex starved go to the nearest brothel to ease your self, I have a boy that loves me and drives ferrari I don't see reason to fvck you, do you even have bicycle sef

Yeye dey smell u. Think u can insult

Hahahaha... Calm down and stop forming nonsense. Check ur inbox, i never sent u any pm, i know u r a guy, i was just trolling u. U will soon get tired of wot u r doing and deactivate ur account.

MzErica:
I'm sorry I. Don't play hide and seek

If u want to fvck my pvssy state. Where u want us to meet and time here on this thread

Ironically, u seem to be d one playing hide and seek here. If u r serious and u r not a guy, lets talk on d phone, i'll text u my digits. Once i confirm u r a lady, i'll tell u everything u wish to know about me.

MzErica:
let's talk here,are u shy? Or u are an hypocrite ?

Lol..neither of d above. Lets just chat somewhere else, i have my reasons.

MzErica:
Can u be precise please ?
How long can u last in bed, I know why I'm asking cos I'm a tigress in bed and I can't be with a 1minute man

Ok.. Lets chat somewhere else.. R u on whatsapp?

MzErica:
how long can you last in bed ?

I can last very long- long enough to satisfy u.

MzErica:
pardon ? ? ?

Hey, i love d kind of pvssy u've got.. I just sent u a pm, hav u seen it? Lets hool up, i've got big dick.

TrapQueen77:




So what if we're single? Believe me... Not all of us have a soul mates... But that doesn't mean we will stop having fun coz we can't get married...

Nawa for u ooo...

nairaland's mama peace...